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Forum Games › Re: Let's Play This Word Game Called Last Man Standing by Nelrulez(m): 12:11am On Mar 01, 2015

zyzxx:
far like 29km so we can't shake

shake the butt your mama gave you

Forum Games › Re: Let's Play This Word Game Called Last Man Standing by Nelrulez(m): 10:40pm On Feb 28, 2015

zyzxx:
stress from school is not a joke bro

bro, how far?

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Excuses You Give To Get Out Of Work To Attend A Job Interview? by Nelrulez(m): 10:21pm On Feb 25, 2015*

In my office, once you tell them you're sick, they jump to conclusion that you're lying so the next thing they'll tell you is that you should come with a Dr's report. When it got to my turn to cook up something for my boss, all I did was act like I was recieving a call from my cousin in the state. Hey bro, are you serious? Coming tonight? When is your ETA? I'll be at the airport to pick you up after work. I made sure my boss was there. The next thing I did the following day was get someone to call him up that police detained myself and my cousin on our way from the airport last night, that I won't be able to make it to the office that very day just because they've not perfected the bail. I called him after the interview telling to explain to him myself and he was like, sorry your friend told me what happened, don't mind them jawe just take your time and relax. He ended up giving me extra day to rest which I spent with a side chick.

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Celebrities › Re: ''Your Album Is The Worst Released By A Naija Artist Ever"- M.I Replies Etcetera by Nelrulez(m): 5:46pm On Feb 15, 2015

I strongly disagree with M.I's statement. Etc is a soft rock artiste that has great songs to his credit. If naija is a place where good things thrive, I strongly believe etc should be among the highly respected artiste but the fact that we prefer gibberish to real content makes him to be under celebrated. I love him anyway and still respect his write ups. He gives it to world raw and uncensored.

Celebrities › Re: 8 Successful Nigerians CELEBRITIES Who Never Went To A University. (photos) by Nelrulez(m): 5:27pm On Feb 15, 2015

StevinMorgan:
nelrulez or whatever you call yourself is it not ok that i have noticed your presence? Just leave me alone.

you need a brain check.

Health › Re: RIP DJDOLA- We Will Miss You by Nelrulez(m): 10:26am On Feb 15, 2015

Rip.

Romance › Re: I'm Sex Starve,but I Don't Want To Cheat On Him. by Nelrulez(m): 2:34am On Feb 06, 2015

This one no be here o. I almost fell from a 10 storey building.

kelvin100:
Is he in a prison in Saudi Arabia?

Travel › Re: Nigeria Railway Takes Delivery Of Five 68-Seater Coaches: Pic by Nelrulez(m): 6:42pm On Jan 21, 2015

Rubbish! The train was shipped in last week and was discharged at E N L terminal in Apapa. I supervised the discharge. It's not something to be celebrated because the train is more like a scrap. It has to go through some processes before it can be used. We're sick and tired of the goverment shipping in product that has been neglected in some countries to revive our dead sector.

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Celebrities › Re: How A Zenith Bank Security Man Saved Patoranking From Pooing On Himself by Nelrulez(m): 9:15pm On Jan 18, 2015

What ya say.

Politics › Re: My Certificates Have Been Consumed By Fire, Sambo Tells INEC by Nelrulez(m): 5:26am On Dec 29, 2014

akinladejo:
Why will the crtificates burn the same time?

Something is telling me that that to whom is a toronto.

hahahaha. TORONTO 4 REAL.

Romance › Re: Dating Someone Who Doesn't Have A Car Is....inconvenient" by Nelrulez(m): 7:58pm On Dec 25, 2014

How many cars her papa get for house? Cars plenty for her house na him she no get car of her own? #teamofos

Romance › Re: My Butt Is Causing Unnecessary Attention For Me by Nelrulez(m): 8:51pm On Dec 23, 2014

Baddestguyp:
attention seeker...Hot guys will rush to check ur dp

lol! You na another bad guy. Like you read my mind. Na the Dp I go check first.

Rap Battles › Re: 2014 Nairaland Hip-hop Rap Cypher by Nelrulez(m): 10:54pm On Dec 22, 2014

Limerick, Dark Rebel, Krone

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Celebrities › Re: Wizkid Gets Recognized By The World's Most Popular Music Magazine by Nelrulez(m): 8:58am On Dec 22, 2014

Lol! "One of the 15great albums you didn't hear in the year 2014"

Celebrities › Re: 8 Successful Nigerians CELEBRITIES Who Never Went To A University. (photos) by Nelrulez(m): 10:20pm On Dec 18, 2014

StevinMorgan:
you are among one of the worst nairalanders on nairaland, have you seen yourself before you try to castigate others? #not impressed ...puuuuh don't have your time.

what's he saying? Mr Best nairalander.

Politics › Re: Reuben Abati Releases Wikileak's Secret Documents On Buhari by Nelrulez(m): 8:40pm On Dec 18, 2014

Since wikileak has a big library for dirty secrets they can as well let out GEJ'S secrets as well. #stupid. Na now dem wan de tell us say na fish de inside geisha?

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Celebrities › Re: 8 Successful Nigerians CELEBRITIES Who Never Went To A University. (photos) by Nelrulez(m): 7:31pm On Dec 18, 2014

StevinMorgan:
More photos

is the Op a drop out, a graduate or an undergraduate. I need to know.

Jokes Etc › Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by Nelrulez(m): 7:07pm On Dec 17, 2014

Valentine, I was given this just because I gave a classmate a valentine gift and was embarrassed publicly by the girl. Funniest part was that she didn't return my gift. 20naira 4show. I was nicknamed this just because I had a #20 bet with a friend that I could walk down to the girls dormitory naked which I did. I was nicknamed reptile by the girls, it was just of recent I got to know the reason. I went for a mate's wedding and ran into a secondary school mate who called me reptile. I was forced to ask why I was given that name and she responded. Don't you know you have a long neck? I nearly dropped dead. #Secondaryschoolshit

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Celebrities › Re: Jesse Jagz Criticizes Headies 2014 For 'Too Much Dancing', While Nation Burns by Nelrulez(m): 4:39pm On Dec 16, 2014

Caisenes:
words of looser, if he had been nominated would he have cared??

Celebrities › Re: Jesse Jagz Criticizes Headies 2014 For 'Too Much Dancing', While Nation Burns by Nelrulez(m): 4:38pm On Dec 16, 2014

Caisenes:
words of looser, if he had been nominated would he have cared??

maybe you should read the article before commenting.

Family › Re: Help Me Suggest Xmas Gift For My Mum And Dad by Nelrulez(m): 5:00pm On Dec 15, 2014

I've been pondering hard on this myself but later resolved to giving them money. What I'll do is transfer money to their account on the 25th of Oct. Thank God for internet banking.

Family › Re: Help Me Suggest Xmas Gift For My Mum And Dad by Nelrulez(m): 4:57pm On Dec 15, 2014

I've been pondering hard on this myself but later resolved to giving them money. What I'll do is transfer money to their account on the 25th of Oct. Thank God for internet banking.

Celebrities › Re: The Headies Awards 2014: Full List Of Winners by Nelrulez(m): 9:56am On Dec 15, 2014

I was very happy when Jesse Jagz was crowned the best lyricist. Dude didn't say much, he gave the second best speech after Cobhams Asquo.

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Celebrities › Re: The Headies Awards 2014: Full List Of Winners by Nelrulez(m): 9:29am On Dec 15, 2014*

davetwitzy:
I've been looking for where to download his AGL album, I haven't heard it yet. I think MI would win the Rap Album award next year tho

bro, it's out there on the street and it can also be purchased online on spinlet.com or ysghub.com. Actually I've not listened to the full soft version he released online, but the hard copy I checked out is more than dope. Tracks like touring, superhuman, king kong, in the sky deserves to be nominated next year.

Celebrities › Re: The Headies Awards 2014: Full List Of Winners by Nelrulez(m): 9:05am On Dec 15, 2014

aieromon:
finally,no ModeNine on the winners' list.

Modenine wasn't nominated. The release date of his album didn't meet up with headies requirement. Damn sure he's gon dominate the list next year.

Celebrities › Re: Thank God Entertainers Lost Their Primaries- Etcetera by Nelrulez(m): 1:16pm On Dec 13, 2014

Etc has always been on point since I knew him, from his music to his articles. Big up bro, they need to be schooled.

Politics › Re: Pictures Of The 13-year Old Female Suicide Bomber Arrested In Kano by Nelrulez(m): 8:29pm On Dec 12, 2014

Holywizard:
Pls Just allow me go 3rounds on her as her punishment. I so much love her dimples

dumb pervert.

Politics › Re: Pictures Of The 13-year Old Female Suicide Bomber Arrested In Kano by Nelrulez(m): 8:27pm On Dec 12, 2014

ednut1:
stfu. D so called chibok gals are nt 13yrs old. Fuk cramjones fuk apc fuk pdp

lol! Can't just stop laughing.

Celebrities › Re: Photos From Late Chaz B's Burial Today by Nelrulez(m): 6:38pm On Dec 12, 2014

I gained a lot listening to CHAZ B and I find it difficult to believe that I won't be listening to him any more on rhythm fm.

Celebrities › Re: Top 10 Highest Paid Nigerian Actresses by Nelrulez(m): 6:44pm On Dec 07, 2014

Why is Poko Lee missing on that list?

Forum Games › Re: Let's Play This Word Game Called Last Man Standing by Nelrulez(m): 7:54am On Dec 04, 2014

Missmossy:
Grow up the right way.

way to the top is bumpy.

Romance › Re: 7 Sure Ways To Tell If Your Boyfriend Is Going To Be Rich by Nelrulez(m): 7:23am On Dec 01, 2014

I can smell my billion dollars..

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