₦airaland Forum

Watch out, they are about to drop the remix of Ajekun Iya. Dino melaye ft. Senator Adeleke produced by
Don Jazzy

Tiwa is beautiful. Slay mama. God bless u Tiwa

No, he is not owing workers, he is just holding the money for them. Aregbese!!!! Your workers dey sight you o

No, he is no owing workers he just holding the money for them. Aregbese!!!! Your workers dey sight you o

I support Trump. The man rocks. No fake men and fake women in the army. They will only be allowed to join a fake army, fight in fake wars and use fake arms. This is the will of the lord. Peace to all men and women of goodwill!!!!

It is bello syndrome. It's the same sickness afflicting yahaya bello in kogi state

Pastor Josiah AKA Eli wakuku. See your life? You mined 120 skulls for what? God be your helper if Olusola Saraki's skull is identified among those skulls. Bukola will kill you and kill your spirit. Stupid idiot!!!

Yeah!!! No to fake boobs and Fake dicks in the army. You got to be proud of what your mama gave you. #maga #TeamTrump

Shut up banky. You should be practicing the role you will play on your wedding night and not scriptwriting. Just hope you won't disgrace your manhood by reading movie scripts to Adesua on your wedding night. A wedding party is totally different from a wedding night party, get that into your bald head Ok.........spits on the bald head.......mtcheeew

Neymar is a learner. You can't compare him to a living legend like Ronaldo

I am sure the wife is already regretting marrying such a clown. Men who dance like this do not last 10 seconds on their wedding night. They have wasted their energy dancing like pepeye. If he must dance, he should at least borrow some good dancing steps from Senator Adeleke and stop disgracing his whole village with his terrible dancing

Tekno!!! When will you look for me? I know I am not your classmate or friend or brother neither have we ever met in life. But we both have big cassavas, that should count for something. We are cassava brothers and cassava brothers should stick together Ok. Find me bro and do it quickly before I go vex and change my cassava to a banana and join the 30 billion gang. Thanks

They will soon come here to attack Linda for not being married and try to force her to marry Don Jazzy. Those busy body Nigerians never mind there bizness. Trust me, they are coming

You can tell baba is not happy with PDP governor's being in the delegation. The last time APC leader's came, he took them to the dining table with a lot food and drinks. Now he took these ones to this big sitting room and he didn't even serve them kolanut or zobo. In his mind he is like "See them, they came to see a walking corpse but I dey kampe. Just wait till I kwom back to naijeriya, I go nack dem akpako. Old soldier never dies"

I don't know what is in a woman's bum that makes men lose their senses. This man has wasted over 500,000 naira on that bum instead of using it to help someone's destiny. I ask again, wetin dey that yansh? No be sh*t dey that yansh? If e get another thing wey dey there, I wan know o

Lynxx, be there commenting. Dey choke mouth put where Baba God and devil dey drag Justin bieber when you know say you no tight spiritually. If devil grab u ehn. He go boil you like pepper soup and sing Ajekun Iya on top your head

Phyno looks immaculate and prophetic in that White suit with his beards and staff. Maybe he will be the one to part the river Niger and lead biafrans to the promised land

thesicilian:
So what law in the Nigerian constitution did they break?

Obtaining by trick

Una don dey spoil this slay queen things. How can u classify these two bags of fufu as slay queens. The one in red is definitely a grandmother and the other might be her daughter given that they are both ugly, shapeless and stupid. The resemblance is just too much. You can't be a slayer if you don't know the difference between the toilet and the bedroom. Spits

The last time I checked, "bitch" was the name for a female dog. Hmmmm!!!! Bobrisky is claiming to have given birth to all the female dogs in the world. Now I see why female dogs allow multiple male partners fvck them in public....... They learnt it from their mom!!!

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Which governor is this? Which state?

I support the motion 100%

I hope you're not referring to Don Jazzy o. If you disrespect the Don, we will send Evans to kidnap your destiny. You know you are still trying to rescue your career from the Agbalumo tree in Ogbomoso where 9ice locked it up after you wrecked his marriage. Be warned

MI Abaga

HERSLEY:
shut up Pls... Av u seen mine?

Hmmm!!! Luscious boobs you've got there. I'm almost tempted to withdraw my comments but you need to present them for physical examination if you want to disprove my assertion. I can not rely on the pictures in your nairaland profile because that could be a padded nunu there. You can however substitute for the physical examination by forwarding me an uncovered and unsupported picture of those boobs. Only then would I be able to make a proper analysis on the impressiveness or otherwise of your juggers. Thanks

Buhari!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The man tried to shout that name, he couldn't so he decided to piss it out. Look at that urine well, doesn't it sound like Buhari? Don't blame the man, he's just pissing away his frustration

Serves them right. Why would they hold an open air event and forget to settle the rainmakers in town. He is lucky it's kenya. If it was in my village, At least ten people would have been struck down by lightening and Wizkid would have gone home with hunchback and bow leg. You need to settle the terrestrial powers mehn or get what's coming

Nope!! all nairaland babes. Reekado isn't talking about your disappointing breasts. I'm yet to see an impressive breast on nairaland. I mean a genuine Nunu that one can suck with straw!!

This Op na wa o. Where u keep Ronaldo? Are u a learner? C. Ronaldo is the greatest player of all time

And who is using Buhari to punish Nigeria?

Why should the abductor be arrested? Release both the abductor and the abductee. What is good for the abductee is good for the abductor. Equity and fairness must be our watchword