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I don't understand. Did she win a loaf of bread in a lottery? If so then she's right because you can't cook the loaf of bread, you only look for what to eat it with like akamu and akara. If on the other hand, breadwinner means that she engaged a loaf of bread in a fight and defeated it, Then she should indeed be crying because the terrestrial powers have finally laid their hands on her

The evil that woman do. This otherwise humble soldier was led into this just because he wanted to impress his girlfriend. Yes!! AMANDA DAVID, that's the name of the devil in the story. Her kitten is responsible for this entire mess. The soldier went to Agbado to meet her under the influence of the kitten, he decided to go out with her under the influence of the kitten, he had to look for another bike for his friend who came with him on the same bike,kitten influence!!!!!!! He finally flogged and killed a man under the influence of kitten. And the most tragic part is that he'll go to jail now because of kitten and the girl with the evil kitten will just look for another victim to bless with that stinking demon-hole in between her legs

What is a dremo?

What I don't understand is why they had to beat up the father of the culprit. See what that disgraceful son has caused for his aged father

Mtcheeew!! I ran down here thinking the new Biafra war has started. Let me go back to my mojo film, I need to release some excess akamu in my body

Typical Nigerian woman. She is too engrossed in trying to tell another person how to manage his household when her own house is in disarray. Madness

Akamu fall on her!!!!

It's no big deal. It's part of his constituency projects. Or you people don't want Olosho's to get their own share of the national cake? In fact I commend him for his consistency in catering for the needs of our women. He impregnated a Yoruba actress(Bisi ibidapo),He graciously offered to impregnate Remi Tinubu and now he is solving the problems of another unknown woman in far away London. This man is a hero. I hereby propose DINO MELAYE FOR PRESIDENT 2019

Sammmypoko:
Common sense will tell you that this is a lie,can a soldier ever allow you video him while beaten his wife?? All these kind of silly post should be deleted on NL

If you watched the video, you won't be saying this. The soldier was telling someone on the phone that the lady lied to him that she was pregnant for him and this made him marry her and bring her to his house only for him to discover later that the pregnancy wasn't his

You are not serious. You had an opportunity to jam with dangote, you missed it and you're here celebrating. Your village people surely have a vice like grip on your destiny....Mtcheeew!!

Chika, what happened to your nose? Your nose used to look like a huge, healthy scrotum. Don jazzy nose dey learn work where ur nose dey. Looks like u've had surgery to reduce it. Damn it woman!! That nose served you well, it sniffed out your destiny when you were still a nobody and now u think you can be proud of who you are without it? Ingrate!!

The evil that woman do. This otherwise humble soldier was led into this just because he wanted to impress his girlfriend. Yes!! AMANDA DAVID, that's the name of the devil in the story. Her kitten is responsible for this entire mess. The soldier went to Agbado to meet her under the influence of the kitten, he decided to go out with her under the influence of the kitten, he had to look for another bike for his friend who came with him on the same bike,kitten influence!!!!!!! He finally flogged and killed a man under the influence of kitten. And the most tragic part is that he'll go to jail now because of kitten and the girl with the evil kitten will just look for another victim to bless with that stinking demon-hole in between her legs

Chika, what happened to your nose? Your nose used to look like a huge, healthy scrotum. Don jazzy nose dey learn work where ur nose dey. Looks like u've had surgery to reduce it. Damn it woman!! That nose served you well, it sniffed out your destiny when you were still a nobody and now u think you can be proud of who you are without it? Ingrate!!

Nothing much, It's just sex education for kids

I will come back to this story later. For now, the biggest story I'm concerned with is that the deity we worship in my village has decided to resign from being a goddess. She says the shrine priests have being cheating her by eating the whole sacrifices alone because she is just a carved wood and can't speak for herself. She is tired of being left out of the bounty sharing so she has decided to resign from her "god" status and reincarnate as a human being in the belly of the next woman to get pregnant in the village.

All Linda is saying is that she needs a man that can set her a$$ on fire

Ladies!! That's what happens when you decide to use your bum for twerking instead of bringing it for servicing by men of goodwill

I pity this groom eh!! Imagine! Your wife almost fainted on seeing another man on your wedding day. Has she ever attempted to faint for you? You guys have not even started and she's already giving her fainting to another man. Only God knows how many other men she has given her fainting to. Mtcheeew!!! Olosho!!!

In other words, you are saying that some of the most corrupt looters of our time should be at the forefront of the "anti-corruption" war. Mtcheeeeew!!!!!

Reekado Bank's KISS ME is the best

These two are a disgrace to manhood. How can two full grown men fight and their face will still be clean like this? They should be having new tribal marks on their faces now

Why is he complaining? How can you be a senator and not receive proper training in boxing, public brawling and mace snatching? He should see the attack as a training. Ordinary thugs he is complaining, I trust Dino melaye, he would have knocked out three of the attackers and impregnated another three, he will then sing Ajekun Iya to the rest

Lai will soon be here to give us an official response to this. He will probably say " This CNN report is not accurate. Yes, it is true the President has been in London for over two months but His feet have actually visited the country several times during that period. In fact, His feet attended the last federal executive council (FEC) meeting and contributed great ideas on how to move the country forward. So you see the CNN report is not entirely accurate " Then he will produce a picture of Osinbajo welcoming the feet at the airport during their last visit to the country

Lai will soon be here to give us an official response to this. He will probably say " This CNN report is not accurate. Yes, it is true the President has been in London for over two months but His feet have actually visited the country several times during that period. In fact, His feet attended the last federal executive council (FEC) meeting and contributed great ideas on how to move the country forward. So you see the CNN report is not entirely accurate "

Eyan hushpuppi

Why is he complaining? How can you be a senator and not receive proper training in boxing, public brawling and mace snatching? He should see the attack as a training. Ordinary thugs he is complaining, I trust Dino melaye, he would have knocked out three of the attackers and impregnated another three, he will then sing Ajekun Iya to the rest

bbbabes:
Breast-less queen

Did u have boobs at her age?

Yes I support Mr Freeze's movement to free the sheeple but I think he should first free one of the R's in his spelling of "brain". That is the R that was supposed to be used in spelling the breasts on cossy orjiakor but freeze has embezzled it and that's why poor cossy is left with beasts on her chest instead of breasts.
Mr Freeze stole the R!!!!!!. #FreeCossy'sR and restore her breasts to their God given status

I want to say something but I don't know what to say.
90 billion dollars!!!!!!!! That is what one human being like me has. Chai!!!! Cold dey catch me, my head dey hot,
I wan piss, e fit be malaria, I no know, I want to talk, I want to type, I want to.............In short let me faint

RIP gallant soldier. But someone like me can't die for Nigeria. Who will take over my numerous responsibilities? Like Praying daily for Buhari's recovery,
Teaching Sen. Adeleke his dance moves, supplying hushpuppi his Gucci, looking for a wife for Don Jazzy and most importantly making sure Davido's banana or Tekno's cassava doesn't fall on any of our nairaland babes. In short, I can not come and go and die for anybody

Chai!!! See money. This woman is stinkingly rich. In fact I am in love with her now. I must marry this woman before the end of this year. All nairaland babes take note. I am taken, This lady has taken me Ok. So y'all can stop sliding into my DM's now. I AM TAKEN!!!!!

babara12ol:
story story

Story story. The title of my story is Why do ugly girls always envy richer and more beautiful women? Hating will never make you better than tiwa or even come anywhere near her level in life. At the end of this story, tiwa lives happily ever after. As for the hater, well nobody remembers who the hell she is