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Sports › Re: If Naija Hosts The World Cup Memes by neolboy(m): 7:39pm On Aug 21, 2025

Funny indeed. Mpappe go carry life injury for knee sliding

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Sports › Re: Super Eagles: Top 7 Most Decorated Nigerian Players Of All Time by neolboy(m): 7:47pm On Jun 23, 2025

Papilo don make us proud but Mikel had more achievements than Obafemi martins

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Politics › Re: Joining APC Won’t Clear Your Past - Sandra Duru Reacts To Natasha’s Tinubu Video by neolboy(m): 5:47pm On May 10, 2025

Woman do woman

Politics › Re: Seriake Dickson Visits Suspended Rivers Governor, Fubara (Photo) by neolboy(m): 7:42pm On Apr 11, 2025

Two brothers

Sports › Re: You’re Better Suited To Life In WWE – Teddy Sheringham Slams Mourinho by neolboy(m): 5:30pm On Apr 11, 2025

This guy just spoke rubbish

1. He said Ferneberche is far behind Galatasaray which is a lie, they are just 3 points behind Gala

2. He said this is the first time of hearing it as he has not watched it yet have an opinion on something you are not privy to.

Such a rubbish comment

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Crime › Re: Re: Viral Video Of Woman Assaulted By Suspected Thug Near Oriental Hotel by neolboy(m): 2:53pm On Apr 10, 2025

RuggedBiafran:

So the name ONU is definitely IGBO abi?

You are shameless. Anyway .In my school days in NIGERIA I had a seat mate named Kayode ONU from Ondo State.

Keep exposing why people ignore your foolish threads and disregard your poverty drenched lamentations.

Get a life...!!! .. Poverty stinks

He doesn't know that Kogi people also bear that name

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Crime › Re: Re: Viral Video Of Woman Assaulted By Suspected Thug Near Oriental Hotel by neolboy(m): 2:53pm On Apr 10, 2025

RuggedBiafran:

So the name ONU is definitely IGBO abi?

You are shameless. Anyway .In my school days in NIGERIA I had a seat mate named Kayode ONU from Ondo State.

Keep exposing why people ignore your foolish threads and disregard your poverty drenched lamentations.

He doesn't know that Kogi people also bear that name
Get a life...!!! .. Poverty stinks

Health › Re: Why Do People Smell by neolboy(op): 1:54pm On Apr 07, 2025

kpankpangolo:
This has been debated on Nairaland. Do a deep dive for the answer.

It is a myth that only babies improperly washed possess body odour. If such was true, oyibos would’ve long stolen the technology during colonialism and patented it.

A majority of humans smell. Our unique smells contain pheromones. The odours are also a way to identify if someone is infected. Some people smell like onions, some like goats left to wander under the afternoon sun and some smell like blood. Blood was the weirdest body odour I ever came across. Thank God for antiperspirant. One doesn’t need to know how offensive his/her odour is. Spray the thing and smell fresh for hours. The best odour I ever smelt from a human being was fertility. I don’t know how to explain it, but the woman smelt fertile. Anytime I got a whiff, it was an instant turn on. Unfortunately, she was my friend’s girlfriend.

You are right, there are some ladies whose body smells turn people on

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Health › Why Do People Smell by neolboy(op): 1:07pm On Apr 07, 2025

There is a unique smell attached to individuals.

I have seen where a mother identify her son's shirt just by smelling it. while everyone has a unique smell, some smell are bad and purgent.

There are some people immediately they enter into a place the atmosphere changes drastically, some smells like onions, some like garlic some people's mouths smell like beans. Someone said body odour or mouth odour is as a result of poor body bath and mouth wash when one's is still a baby.

I know how hard i fought my younger sister when we were growing up when she was getting addicted to eating of raw onions, I believed she will always thank me for that.

To me i was told that when a baby is not properly and thoroughly washed when given birth to causes body odour

What do you think causes strong body odour and mouth odour.

Christianity Etc › Re: Nigerian Gospel Artists Make Youtube’s Most Streamed Nigerian Acts Globally by neolboy(m): 8:36am On Apr 06, 2025

Good and impressive.

The body of Christ is soaring high

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Family › Re: Benefits Of Marrying A Virgin As A Married Man. by neolboy(m): 6:09pm On Apr 03, 2025

Myrrhis:
No benefits, right?
That is why you almost fathered the child of another man.

Keep being woke.

Thank God you said almost

Family › Re: Benefits Of Marrying A Virgin As A Married Man. by neolboy(m): 2:45pm On Apr 03, 2025

No benefits.

And if you want to marry a virgin, then you will grow old because meeting them is by luck

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Family › Re: My True Life Story: Married For Nine Days by neolboy(op): 6:54am On Apr 03, 2025

Abufo:
She had already tied the knot...are you lot Africans at all........The day your bride price is paid is the day you got married! Your so called church or white wedding na formality!

Tying the knot in this context was the traditional marriage i did with her

Family › Re: My True Life Story: Married For Nine Days by neolboy(op): 6:48am On Apr 03, 2025

Staywithbina:
Okay but this is quite unusual of women I know that is why i won’t believe this story ,a lady is pregnant and she didn’t pin it on you ,the only person that knows the father of a child is the lady and she didn’t pin it on you ,even if both of you agree to no sex till marriage,she will find a way to seduce you and still sex you and pin it on you so I don’t believe this trash

This is my life story but i won't force you to believe it.

But never call my pains, bitter experience trash

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Family › Re: My True Life Story: Married For Nine Days by neolboy(op): 6:38am On Apr 03, 2025

EdiskyHarry:
Though this story is fake, but it's a lesson never to trust women

Please do not discredit this story. It is my life story, I was compelled to share it because some people find it hard to believe me

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Family › Re: My True Life Story: Married For Nine Days by neolboy(op): 9:20pm On Apr 02, 2025

NaijaNaWaa:
I can’t vouch that yours is a true story (not doubting you, either) but I know that worse things happen. With daughters of Eve, expect the unthinkable.

Only those who are close to me knows it's my life story, most people i tell thinks it's a movie

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Family › Re: My True Life Story: Married For Nine Days by neolboy(op): 9:03pm On Apr 02, 2025

Angelfrost:
The story is definitely contrived...! Lol!

Still, pushing another man's child on another is beyond diabolical.

Ladies, make una try to dey fear God na!

This is my life story, it was not cooked or fabricated

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Family › Re: My True Life Story: Married For Nine Days by neolboy(op): 6:11pm On Apr 02, 2025

NotOfThisWorld:
God saved you. If you hadn't heard the phone call that day, she would've entered the marriage with her ex's pregnancy. This also means the whole time you were dating and doing marriage preparations, she was seeing her ex and sleeping with him. Well, thank God for your life.

That was my pain, i was busy burning up to make things work out while she is cooling herself with her ex

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Family › Re: My True Life Story: Married For Nine Days by neolboy(op): 5:01pm On Apr 02, 2025

ComradeKunle:
I don't know if she used jazz on him or outright stupidity. Even his siblings are using it to mock him at any slightest provocation. Imagine another man's child being your first son? Imagine the generational abnormally?

My people told me I got lucky that I was able to pull out on time

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Family › Re: My True Life Story: Married For Nine Days by neolboy(op): 5:00pm On Apr 02, 2025

Kobojunkie:
Sad story but this your concluding moral no enter at all.

What if she had only gotten pregnant for the guy after you had already tied the knot? Na so you come live your life filled with anxiety be that?

Thank God say she got pregnant before tying the knot

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Family › Re: My True Life Story: Married For Nine Days by neolboy(op): 4:36pm On Apr 02, 2025

ComradeKunle:
I'm shocked about your story but not surprised. This same thing happened to one of my guy, but in his own case, the girl told him he was the one responsible for the pregnancy. They did both traditional and white wedding. When the girl delivered, the boy was a carbon copy of her ex boyfriend. Now the stupid husband is the butt of our jokes in our place. The girl couldn't wait for the child to clock one year and she took in for the husband so as to tie the husband. The second son belongs to the husband, but the shame of the first child is tormenting him and he don't know what to do. The girl is presently pregnant with her third child. Imagine having another man's child as your first son?

He should have ended it the moment he knew the baby wasn't his

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Family › Re: My True Life Story: Married For Nine Days by neolboy(op): 4:15pm On Apr 02, 2025

Emmy000seun:
If this story is true, then I thank God for the battle unseen the Lord has fight for you.. some people are not lucky enough to see this and have lived to regret it for life.. congratulations and I wish you the best

This is my story, whenever i tell people they asked me if it's a movie. People find it hard to believe

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Family › My True Life Story: Married For Nine Days by neolboy(op): 4:08pm On Apr 02, 2025

This is my life story
I am sharing my experience here about marriage life, some of you might call me a Simp or weakling but need to share it for those who asked me to share it when I write on a topic about what i regretted so far in 2025, was getting married last year December and ending it this Year January will pick one or two things from my story.

I met this girl 2023 through a mutual friend, we became an acquaintance and later start dating. She is from Delta state likewise myself, she comes from Ndokwa west specifically Kwale by tribe. In 2024 i proposed to her, by May I went to see her family while she came to meet mine also.

Early September i asked her family for the traditional list. We both agreed for traditional marriage and court wedding, After collecting the list we start planning towards the traditional marriage which was fixed on December 29 on a Sunday afternoon. That faithful day, i went with my people to pay the bride price and other things, and the court wedding was fixed on January 17.

January 7th, we were together discussing but something strange happened, her phone rang and i saw her going outside to answer some calls, after sometimes she came back inside not composed. I asked her what the problem was but she downplayed it and told me it was nothing, but i was not comfortable, after a while her phone rang again, it was her brother's wife calling her and asking her if she has told me about the pregnancy. I was shocked and asked her what pregnancy is she talking about.

Here comes the shock of my life, i discovered that she was some weeks pregnant, I asked her who got her pregnant, to my surprise, it was her ex boyfriend. I was enraged, mad and furious, something was whispering into my ear to go into the kitchen take a knife and stab her. Luckily for me, my younger sister called me at that moment, if not i don't know what i would have done to her. Because it was late i left the house for her.

In the morning, i came back, she was already in tears crying and asking me for forgiveness. I told her to leave my house, I picked up my phone call all her family members, called mine also.
Her family were trying to persuade me to forgive her but i told them it was unforgivable. My family asked for the refund of the bride price which was later refunded after they discovered that i did not bulge to their request of accepting her back.

It was a painful moment and a painful experience too, but i was able to pull through by the help of my family members some friends.

It was a long story i had to cut it short. It is my life story

Moral lesson: Do pregnancy test even on the day you are to tie the knot, do not trust to the extent of ignoring little things.

Extra: The guy who got her pregnant was aware and even told the girl's sister that his property with them he is coming in future to collect it. Na so I for dey look after another man's property

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Nairaland General › Re: What Is Your Biggest Regret This Year So Far? (Photo) by neolboy(m): 4:03pm On Apr 02, 2025

Blessedarethepe:
Na lie......... You dey lie

This is my life experience

Nairaland General › Re: What Is Your Biggest Regret This Year So Far? (Photo) by neolboy(m): 3:22pm On Apr 02, 2025

Kaido:
Are you for real?

For real

Nairaland General › Re: What Is Your Biggest Regret This Year So Far? (Photo) by neolboy(m): 3:21pm On Apr 02, 2025

Sharpsharp00123:
bro abeg can I learn from this

I will gladly appreciate if u can share your experiences

I will definitely create a topic on it. I pray the op move it to front page when I create it

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Nairaland General › Re: What Is Your Biggest Regret This Year So Far? (Photo) by neolboy(m): 3:12pm On Apr 02, 2025

sparko1:
Married for just 9 days, please share More details, for we that are already afraid of marriage to get more scared.

I think i need to create a thread for my story

Nairaland General › Re: What Is Your Biggest Regret This Year So Far? (Photo) by neolboy(m): 1:51pm On Apr 02, 2025

Getting married last year December and ending it this year January. Just 9 days in

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Politics › Re: IMF Asks FG To Protect Poor Citizens by neolboy(m): 9:04pm On Mar 29, 2025

Naija is too deep

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Politics › Re: Dispute Resolution: You’re Free To Approach Sharia Panel – Governor Seyi Makinde by neolboy(m): 8:23am On Mar 28, 2025

E don happen

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Crime › Re: Delta Schoolgirl Raped To Death After Sports Event by neolboy(m): 2:57pm On Mar 20, 2025

God punish rapist and murderers .

Nigeria is due for cleansing

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