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Jokes EtcRe: Nigeria Airways Good Morning, Ladies And Gentlemen. by neowelsh(m): 4:24pm On Apr 02, 2010
Ogaga4Luv:
[size=13pt]Who spit on your body. . . . .huh huh cheibi , you don dey find trouble this cool nite sad[/size]
na wa o, since ur trouble dey lost, somebody cum decide to help u find am, na bad thing him do?
Jokes EtcRe: The Origin Of The White Wedding Dress. by neowelsh(m): 3:47pm On Apr 02, 2010
Its not April pool, u get a post added 2ur previous posts, only after posting 3-4 times. Ive observed it several times
Jokes EtcRe: The Origin Of The White Wedding Dress. by neowelsh(m): 3:43pm On Apr 02, 2010
Am havin similar problem
TV/MoviesRe: Do U Still Watch Nigerian Films? by neowelsh(m): 6:00pm On Mar 31, 2010
to me, Nigerian movies are like jokes, i only watch it to amuse myself (all nigerian movies are like comedies)
Jokes EtcRe: Let Us Throw All The Insults Here by neowelsh(m): 5:45pm On Mar 31, 2010
hisssssssssssssssssssssssssssinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
RomanceRe: I Need Ur Help (one Night Stand) by neowelsh(op): 6:55am On Mar 29, 2010
If she be mammy-water, then i be pappy-water, Dont worry we are meetin on the 6th of april. I wil get u posted, but make ona dey pray 4me sha
RomanceRe: I Need Ur Help (one Night Stand) by neowelsh(op): 9:52pm On Mar 28, 2010
@Luvbook
Why did u say dat Miss. Luvbook. Do u kw it takes a life time 2 find a soulmate and when u do, it takes just a moment 2fall in love.

If u are ask to define love in your own words. What would u say. (u c, u ve no idea).
RomanceRe: A Note To The Nigerian Men: by neowelsh(m): 8:44pm On Mar 28, 2010
:-x
RomanceRe: I Need Ur Help (one Night Stand) by neowelsh(op): 8:34pm On Mar 28, 2010
@All.
Thank you somuch for your various contributions; this is not the first time ive had sex wit a stranger, but this is completely different, i felt sometin 4 her not because she is pretty, there is something about her that i cant explain. ve u ever found urself in a situation where u always want to be wit a particular person? Even when u close ur eyez the person remainsthere. Ever since we met i felt completely alive: here is an sms she sent 2me last nyt:

Babe misd u somuch. I kept tinkin of d day we met. I wnt 2 hold on 2 wat u said. I wish u can hold me & heal my heart, take away my fears, 2 guide me & keep me frm falling apart. My life s empty, so hollow. I need u somuch.Y s it hard 2 get over frm u? I luv u, i hope u fil dsme i cant wait 4skol 2resume. G9yt

pls tell me, should i give her my heart?
RomanceRe: How To Make A Girl Happy by neowelsh(m): 3:09pm On Mar 28, 2010
The only way to keep ur woman happy is to be your self (cocky/funny) and make her feel attraction for u. Dats al u nit
RomanceI Need Ur Help (one Night Stand) by neowelsh(op): 2:41pm On Mar 28, 2010
Am this kind of a guy dat is gifted when it comes to women. Women like me and i like em, we end up dating but this is different. After my 1st semester exams i was traveling back to my home town, fortunately for me, a very pretty lady with the most sexest eyez and lips ive ever seen, came in and sat at my left hand side. I stared at her and she gazed into my eyez, it was wao!! All i could see at that moment was love and passion, could this be love at first sight or lust. Looking at her my life flashes before my eyez, i saw hours and days of struggle to maintain her beauty, immediately i saw in my heart the love it takes to raise four children. All these thought were running in my heart that i forgot the presence of other passengers in d car, i ve never felt this way before, (i just play wit female and they kept coming back but this different). I jolted back to reality when i heard her askin if i was ok, i just smiled and said yeap. We started chattin. I played my normal tricks, wit my sexual body language and she got attracted to me like every other ladies i ve meet before, but this time around it felt so good, i enjoyed every moment with her, we talked about everything, it was as if we've met for years. Getting to the bus stop, we were suppose to take a bike to our different destinations to continue our journey, but she couldnt leave me so i suggested we hire a cab, we end up @my place, i bought her chi-exortic and we continue gisting, she offer me her drink but i refused tellin her that i wil only drink if its from her mouth, that is how it started, we kissed; initially i thought i was a good kisser, but i tell u, she is the word for perfect(she must have won a kissing competition b4), i made love to her passionately at the end she said i dont know what you think about me, u shouldnt think am cheap, i just wanted this bond with you, to keep us together until hols is over, from the way she said i love u, i knew she meant it, all of a sudden i found myself tellin her i love her too(this is a word i ve never said to any lady since 2006, i dont know how it came out from my mouth). After everytin, i took a bike with her to a little seaport, there she took a speed boat and left. Since dat day until now we're been talkin wit her on phone, same way my feeling kept growing stronger for her. Pls i need serious advice what should i do, i never wanted 2 love because to love is to destory, but i know very well that i love her. What should i do? What do you think of her?
PhonesRe: :::Research Room On Browsing::: by neowelsh(m): 1:23am On Mar 14, 2010
My brother i need am also. Here is my mail: abelconyoh@gmail.com. Also if u get any koko 4 ebuddy, mig33 or togotv, swaggar me. Thanks
PhonesRe: List Of WAP Sites You Know by neowelsh(m): 8:58pm On Mar 13, 2010
My brother am not sure if there is anysite like sharemobile @d momemt, but u can try http://xchanger.mobi
Jokes EtcRe: O Father O Son by neowelsh(m): 1:32pm On Nov 26, 2009
the pikin na bad guyssssssssssssssssssss grin
SportsRe: Jay Jay Okocha For 2010 World Cup by neowelsh(m): 1:03pm On Nov 26, 2009
i would prefer hie to play, he is the only hope we have because 9JA no get any midfielderr. sad sad sad
PhonesRe: Zain Finally Blocks All Opera Servers! by neowelsh(m): 4:23pm On Nov 03, 2009
guy na which koko, u dey use for d mtn stuff. if possible send am to me, i bleeping need it.
abelconyoh@gmail.com. thanks
FashionRe: Why Do Nigerian Girls Wear Jeans Without Pants? by neowelsh(m): 4:04pm On Nov 03, 2009
koolchicco:
Another confused NLer. huh tongue undecided
i think u are more confused

Jokes EtcRe: I Beg O Oooooooooooooo by neowelsh(m): 3:59pm On Nov 03, 2009
papine:
ABEGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I NO GO FIT PASS CANER GO CANADAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AND I NO GO FIT USE INDOME HANG MYSELF,

SORRY DUDE, I CAN'T HELP IT, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

FREE MADNESS
abeg make oner close this thread b4 some people go turn into dis pics below

FashionRe: Why Do Nigerian Girls Wear Jeans Without Pants? by neowelsh(m): 2:53pm On Nov 03, 2009
Deep Sight:
Silly plods. If you want to circsumscribe the dressing of free people within a free secular state, you got another thing coming.

Why don't you hypocritical lot all migrate to Saudi Arabia? I can guarantee you holier-than-thou folk your holy eyes will be well protected by the restrictive sharia regime over there. Perhaps you will enjoy seeing women like these everyday -
brother, am in support smiley
FashionRe: Why Do Nigerian Girls Wear Jeans Without Pants? by neowelsh(m): 2:40pm On Nov 03, 2009
koolchicco:
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. . .And so? huh shocked shocked
and so what huh huh
FashionRe: Why Do Nigerian Girls Wear Jeans Without Pants? by neowelsh(m): 2:28pm On Nov 03, 2009
most of them dress dat way to enable their bottocks, to check very well tongue tongue tongue while others do it for quick action grin grin grin
but @poster watin concern u, dont u know dat pants give most people rashes?
Nairaland GeneralRe: See My Picture On My Profile And Rate Me by neowelsh(m): 2:12pm On Nov 03, 2009
cantell:
This one looks real!
fine boy tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue
RomanceRe: What Will U Do If Ur Boyfriend Is Alway Chatting With Ur Friend? by neowelsh(m): 1:58pm On Nov 03, 2009
sista-jay:
Just know when your man/woman is chattin online with some else, its bound to lead to the next level. If my man was chattin to another woman, heck, I'll go find me a man to chat to as well. Im not one to miss out on action!!! Always, always give a man a taste of his own medicine smiley
u u do dat, it means, there is no trust in ur relationship with ur friend and BF. if there is, den u are a capital letter of JEALOUSY tongue
PoliticsRe: Why We Hate Nigeria So Much - By The Diasporians A.ka. Nigerians Abroad! by neowelsh(m): 1:25pm On Nov 02, 2009
hey u dont say we  angry angry angry  please personalize it sad sad sad the people in a nation will always get the government the deserve, so stop complaining cry cry cry cry God gave as brains so we could be solution providers, why not sit and think on how u can inprove ur life instead of complainin huh huh huh huh huh
mrperfect:
I agree with you.
one thing we should put into consideration is dat, even if we should complain from now till the second coming of Jesus, it will change notin, so my brothers and sisters relax and enjoy. if u are a christain, u should know by now dat whatever u say will come to pass, because the power of life and death is in the tongue. therefor use it wise and speak ur way possitively out of this shittttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.
if you believe it will get better, so shall it be for u, but if u believe otherwise, so it will be also. dont forget dat there are some persons enjoyin this country as it is now. u know whathuh, they were once like u and me, but they never alllowed the situation around to pull em down. have fun.  any way sha as am writin dis now, i dey find road to trekk comot for 9ja,  grin grin grin grin grin tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue

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