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my mumsi woke me up this morning and said the money has been paid last nite that i should go and meet my uncle. because of money way i hear, i con quickly brush my yanch and rush dere. when i go there they now shouted april fool,  i almost  

For women, friendships and romantic
relationships are two separate things. They are
NOT the same.

One can lead to another, but it's RARE when it
happens.

Remember that.

One CAN lead to another, but it's RARE.

"Romantic" relationships are very different
from "friend" relationships.

While most men would sleep with most of their
female "friends" if the woman "came on" to them,
most women would NOT sleep with most men that they
consider "just friends".

But why is this?

How do women differentiate between "just
friends" and "I'll be intimate with you"?

And why is it so hard to become "more than
friends" with a woman you've been "just friends"
with for a long time?

The answer to this riddle is very interesting
to me.

I believe that the answer comes down to
understanding HOW women "know" when they want to
"be intimate" with a man, and, even MORE
importantly, understanding how women "know" when
they DON'T want to "be intimate" with a man,

The thing that tells a woman whether the guy
she's with is "friend" material or "lover"
material is how she FEELS.

It's a combination of EMOTIONAL feelings and
PHYSICAL feelings.

It is NOT logic.

She might USE logic to "rationalize" her
decision, or she might USE logic to SOUND like
she has a good reason for either "being with" or
"not being with" a particular guy.

But don't let that distract you.

Logic isn't important AT ALL in this context.

So let me say this another way.

A woman FEELS something emotionally and/or
physically, then she uses those FEELINGS as the
basis for her "decisions" and actions with a
particular guy.

If she feels that "Ewwww Yuck!" feeling, then
her "logical" conclusion will probably not be that
she wants to date the guy in question.

If she feels that "It's Gettin' Hot In Here"
feeling, then her "logical" conclusion will
probably be that this guy is interesting and
attractive, and a good "choice" to date. At this
point she'll take ACTION on her feelings and
thoughts,

to be continue,
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MISTAKE #1: LISTENING TO YOUR FRIEND
Dude, what are you thinking?
When your friend who worked with her told you
that she was "all about money", it probably meant:
- He was in love with her.
- She wasn't interested in him.
- He tried to buy her dinner and gifts, but she
only wanted to be friends.
- He hated the idea that you were going to date
her.
- He wanted to put you off the trail.
Think about it.

MISTAKE #2: WAITING 5 DAYS TO CALL HER.
Now, of course you don't want to call a woman
ten seconds after you meet her and say, "Hi, I'm
the needy dork you just gave your number to, ".
But think about it,
This girl works in a BAR. She meets about a
million guys every night.
She probably gives her number to more guys
every week than you have FRIENDS.
I would have called her the next evening, two
days later at the most.
This way she'll at least REMEMBER you.
And I would have said "You know, I've never had
a woman PAY ME to call her. But this dollar is
only going to buy you about 15 seconds. You can
ask me what I'm wearing or something, and then
you'll have to give me a Visa card to continue the
call, "
MISTAKE#3

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1. The guy isn't paying attention, and he does
something stupid to begin with.
Some guys think it's appropriate to walk up to
a woman, put their arm around her, and say, "Hey
baby, you sure do look hot tonight".
Some guys don't see anything wrong with
following a woman around all night, staring at her
constantly, then walking over with a nervous,
sweaty-palmed, stalkerish look and saying, "You
remind me of my sister".
These are bad ideas.
2. The guy doesn't stop when he should.
If two women are sitting alone at a table in
the corner, and one of them is obviously upset,
and you walk over to them and say, "Hi, can I buy
you a drink?", and the upset one looks at you
and says, "No thanks, we're in the middle of a
conversation" (then looks away from you back at
her friend), and you say, "Aw, cummon, have a
drink. You need to lighten up and have some
fun", and she looks back at you and says firmly,
"We're busy", and you say, "What, are you in a
bad mood or something? I'm just trying to buy you
a drink", and she says, "We don't want a
drink", and you say, "Well maybe your friend
does", and the friend says, "No, I don't want
one either",
OK, hopefully you get it.
If you ever do something like this, you are a
dumb ass, and you deserve to be slapped and have
47 drinks thrown in your lap.
3. Making a woman nervous with your body
language.
If you start talking to a woman, but your
posture is weak and slumped, your eyes are darting
around but not meeting hers, and you're wearing an
unbuttoned flannel shirt with one of the tails
tucked in, you're probably not going to get a
favorable response.
If you creep a woman out, things aren't going
to work for you.
4. Not understanding a woman's body language and
other communication.
When you start talking to a woman, she will let
you know within a very short time if she's
receptive to talking to you.
If you've been reading too many books that say
"A woman will signal her availability and interest
by flipping her hair, licking her lips, and
cocking her head coyly at you", then get over it.
This stuff happens to Brat Pitt, not to YOU.
And if it DOES happen to you, then skip this
part.
When you first start talking to a woman she's
either going to keep talking to you in an open,
comfortable way or she's not.
She's either going to act like things are cool
or she's going to act like they're not.
This is an amazing thought, but women get
nervous too. They will often stop talking just
because they can't think of anything to say, etc.
But you need to pay attention.
Experience is the best teacher here.
My simple point is that MOST GUYS CAUSE
REJECTION by what they're doing. They aren't
paying attention, or they're doing things that are
offensive.
If you just avoid a few major mistakes, learn
how to start conversations with women, and do a
few simple things RIGHT, you'll all but totally
avoid "rejection" from the women you approach.

When I first started learning how to make women
feel ATTRACTION, one of the things that I learned
is that there is a different level or LANGUAGE
that you must know how to "speak."
If you don't know how to "speak" this language,
then NOTHING you do will work. In fact, I now
believe that most women know whether or not you
can speak this particular "language" within
SECONDS of first meeting you.
So, what is this language and how can you learn
how to "speak it?"
I thought you'd never ask,
I call this language "Sexual Communication."
It's the language of ATTRACTION.
It's a combination of flirting, creating
"sexual tension" and "chemistry", and knowing how
to smoothly take things from one step to the
next, on a PHYSICAL level.

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total sum paid for drink = $30
cost of drink = $25
therefore amount left = total sum paid for drink-cost of drinksamount left
= $30-$25
= $5
from the $5. $2 tip was given to the cashier.
therefore 3$ is left and this amount is shared amonge the three guys.
the total amount paid in the bar is now =cost of drink ($25)+ tip($2)
= $27.
amount paid by each of them = total amount spent in the bar/number of guys
= 27/3
= $9
therefore each of them paid $9 for the cost of drink and tip. and still have $1 each in their pocket.
THERE IS NO MISSING $1.

read and understand.
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1. Daddy lied in the church that he had an ancident,
    when it was mummy that hit his head.

2. daddy said mummy is too wide and he's not a good swimmer
     is mummy a swiming pool.

3.  i think mummy is still a virgin.

4. i saw an original balloon in daddy's room but daddy has spat on it.

5. mummy was mad at daddy yesterday because he touched aunty funmi bom bom.

6. i know why my daddy is always reading newspapers so that mummy
    wont ask him for feeding money.

7. daddy has shaved is beard because my mother said he looked like a he goat.

8. the landlord will never give us quick notice because my mother is his friend.

9. i know when my daddy collect is salary because my mummy will call him sweet heart.

10. why is daddy always fightinh with mummy in bed but yet mummy will say, "oh, it's sweet!".

11. sometime daddys thing will go up, sometimes it will go down.

12. mummy said daddy is a womaniser is it because he works in ministry of women affair?

13. mummy told aunty ruth that daddy gave her gonoreah, is it truth?. is daddy a gonoreah distributor.

some parents will kill their kid if they found out what they say, about them.

restore

patch up

hello my fellow men of god, as long as u are Christian u can be called a man of God but its not advisable for you to go to any pastoral training,  that is a ministration gift, it can only be called upon, therefore u can't decide to be one. i would rather advise you to go for the gift of the Holy spirit, that will enable you to function as a Christian.

Hello my brethren, i wonder why would anybody find  the bible contradicting, but i tell you the bible can never contradicts. people that found it contracting are those that does not have the knowledge of God, the bible is a mystery to such people until they are initiated into the knowledge of God. so my brethren the bible can never contradicts.

Mermaid are for real. as u can see.

yeah mammy water is for real. when i was in ogbe primary school effurun, warri. the creature called mamaid came out one hot afternoon to dry her skin by the side of the river, that was the first time i saw her, so beautiful. they are for real and exist as u and me. ok  

Oh my God, this is sad may their soul rest in peace