Jarizod ma bad nigga, i sight u well.

Hahahaahhahahaha. God please forgive guys o... Chidicute d lord is watching u in 4D... Lol... Guys dem acting up all over dis thread. Damn! The atmosphere just smells fake fake fake... A dude subtly askin for PM (i no call name o)... Well, lets all see who d fvck are d asslickers here.


Dirtyslap, d lord is with u my brother... I got a vision abt u last 3days.


TSOM ma nigga, e be like say ur mama dey call u

dirtyslap:
yes boss it's moving....the lord is good....I have a dream you impregnated two women @ the same time...praise the lord brother.

chai! My brother u need deliverance... Report to d temple immediately... Na devil don dey give u vision

chidicute:

it depends how u want it to be for u dearie...u quote or be friends wif the ones u deemed fit,& the fewer u comment on nairaland,the better for u... im not much of a talker,so no one knows me here& i like to keep it that way...

yeah, u are d introvert guy, right?

Lawlahdey:
Prophet, i didn't mention you. . did i? Emabinu

Dirtyslap i sight u... Hop d ministry is moving

Lawlahdey:
ikr?

Op.. You're welcome, have a nice stay here

i bet u were not referring to me... with d sex starve ssshittt

Cyndyonyx:
glad you're not one of them

probably... hmmm... I can be alittle bit naughty sometimes or slightly macho. Lol, but just for fun sake... No hard feelings

Cyndyonyx:
that no one is nice here?

hahahaha. U know what, i will allow u see them urself... We got insane persons (mostly guys), we got cool ladies and guys, we got fake people here too, trying to be who they are not, we got fvcking liars, we got d proud fellows, we got hilarious guys, we got annoyin persons, we got sweet people, we got sluts and many more... Just roll with everyone and u will pick friends and foes

Cyndyonyx:
so you're even worse than i thought

hahahahaha... Relax, he's not trying to be mean or abusive... He's just telling u d truth abt the section

MzLarem:
Lol..here she is. Thanks mhisbliss.

I trust them to have given you the Male or alternate moniker thingy welcome.


I'm curious to know why you chose romance section to open this thread. It's a crazy place here y'knw but you will find your way around sha. Nice dp BTW.

One sincere advice...Avoid the spotlight,majority have those that have been there ended up getting burnt by it. Some never recovered

ladies and romance are like bread and beans

TSOM:


Dude, I'm not your brother. No brother of mine would butt-lick so shamelessly just at the sight of a female moniker which might be operated by a by being with a phallus.

Next thing you'd open a thread lamenting about you being deceived, extorted or duped.


Try shaving your armpits first.

smh... Did u say butt-licking? Maybe u can bring ur sista in so i can lick her's too... Dont provoke me dude before amadioha strike u deaf, dumb and blind with leprosy...

U and i are different, d lady asked politely for a friend, am being nice so, why dont u go suck ur dick like u always do...

Cyndyonyx:
thanks thats what i am going to do

listen, if u get pissed by anyone, stop replying their messages becus dis dudes dont stop... So just ignore dem no matter how annoying so they dont prove u to usin abuses dat may earn u a ban from our BIGHEAD moderators

Presh900:
you no fit use phone write??

u won kill me... Make i they type over 10,000 words with phone

Presh900:
If this ain't an insult , i wonder what is...

compliments

Yinkey6:
Just joking. How was your day? You can Pm me..

i thought ur cage was locked

TSOM:


Easy, dude. Let your brain do the thinking this one time.

my brother, when u shave ur over grown beyabeya then i can talk with u

Presh900:
Bruh you no dey write stories again??

my brother... I dey write, i have over 20 incredible stories but i need a laptop presently

Presh900:
seems not all your brain cells are dead..

waw! Presh900, it seems d 900 demons from ur village have arrived in ur compound

Cyndyonyx:
uploaded my pic, will take it down after a while and upload when am sure i wont be bullied

no need, just report any bullying by clicking d report platfom below the bullier's (watever dat means) comment and report the number rule he broke

Presh900:
lol...that was epic??

comin from d man him self

Cyndyonyx:
thanks, am beginning to think i shouldn't upload my pics and just deactivate

u are yet to enjoy dis land... Thats just who they are... If dis guys see ur picture to be pretty, they will turn out nice i bet u... Alot of fvckers here though

Cyndyonyx:
presh is a lovely name sadly you bear it

BLOOD OF JESUS... See knock out! COLATERAL DAMAGE. PRESH900 I THINK U NEED A REST

Presh900:
For fvck's sake we don't gv a bleep if you are new or not..get that into ur skull

awon bad guy don come... They got no chill at all

Cyndyonyx:
seriously how do i upload my pics like others

click on edit profile

Cyndyonyx:
why would i be banned

dont worry, Yinkey6 is one of our insane patients... We'll get him back to his cage soon

Cyndyonyx:
fine

u have nothing to fear... Just follow me in my profile NEPAMAN & Smallville10 (which is my original profile). U can click d search button and search smallville10... I will help u stay away from wrong folks here; we got alot of insane fvckers here... Ifu got any problem jsut type my moniker (Smallville10 or NEPAMAN) in ur comment and i will come to ur rescue...


And ENJOY THE LAND!

Cyndyonyx:
Well the topic said it all

hello babe, today is ur lucky day, u are talking to d most awesome guy on Nairaland...


How are u

HungerBAD:

I dont get you?are you calling Jesus Christ an Illiterate?
Hahn mark my words, you will go to Hell Fire.

boss leave dat guy. No need tellin him becus he already knows

Eglobalma:
well its very simple and short, i dont have a rich boy life. im kinda really broke and everytime i go out of my gate and see the admiration in the eyes of gurls and the way they up their game when they see me cuz they dont want to look cheap to a fineboy it just makes me wish i was rich. if only God can answer my prayers, it hurts alot to not be able to enjoy this blessing. whats your disadvantage of being goodlooking?

i use to be very handsome before but i con go join NEPA and na so electric shock me i con black like demon... Smh

NZAGHA:
Smallville10 NEPAMAN, MackBrooklyn this op is out of the room.


Help... B4 he runs into the market

infact i had to run down here now, to get a hold of him... Diehardanusfan, i want u to get back in ur cage NOW!