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Romance / Re: Which One Will You Choose Between This Beautiful Girl & #10million (photo) by NEPAMAN(m): 8:37pm On Oct 16, 2016
All of una no sabi think... I will chose d gal then use her to do sales girl at alaba market and make more 10million... Common sense
Romance / Re: Help! My Landlady Keeps Inviting Me To The Other Room. by NEPAMAN(m): 8:31pm On Oct 16, 2016
mencade5:
For God's sake am not her husband
come guy no make me swear for u... Person dey give u greenlight for fvck and u dey ask us weda to go fvck. Ur brain belongs to the KITCHEN... Abi she ne fine

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Romance / Re: Na Me Go fυck These Girls Finish by NEPAMAN(m): 8:27pm On Oct 16, 2016
It seems u forgot ur brain in the OTHER ROOM

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Romance / Re: Does Hitting Your Lady Hard Reset Her From Her Bad Attitude? by NEPAMAN(m): 8:19pm On Oct 16, 2016
Hahahahahaha... Stupidity, guy listen to my warning if u want to live...



From now on, sleep with one eye open... U are in danger... Obey and thank me later

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Romance / Some Interesting And Funny Questions by NEPAMAN(m): 6:22pm On Oct 16, 2016
1. How did 'do not step on grass' sign get there?

2. How do u see the word 'invisible'

3. If electricity is from electrons, does morality come from morons?

4. Can u cry under water

5. If money doesnt grow on trees then why do banks have branches

6. Why?

7. Do u wake up or open ur eyes first

8. Do stairs go up or down

9. Why cant babies cry in their mother

10. Do ducks sneeze

11. What is d most embarrasing thing u have worn

12. What time period would u visit if u could go back in time

13. If u could kill and get away with it, who would it be

14. Would rather travel back in time or future

15. Who is ur celebrity crush

16. If u are given an opportunity to marry a celebrity, who would it be

17. If u were given a chance to be an animal, which would it be

18. If u were to become a superhero, who would it be

19. What is ur favourite gadget
Romance / Re: Man Has joystick Amputated After Getting It Stuck In Bottle by NEPAMAN(m): 6:04pm On Oct 16, 2016
Too bad, why not use vaseline... Common sense
Events / Re: Photo Of An MC Dancing With A School Pupil At Event Sparks Outrage by NEPAMAN(m): 5:56pm On Oct 16, 2016
No blame am... Na wetin konji dey do person

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Romance / Re: Message For The Young Guys Out There by NEPAMAN(m): 1:15pm On Oct 15, 2016
TrapQueen77:
grin



I wanna share this to a special person I know TRAPHEDGES wink




boo read this one plz...
why would u call ur boo to come read this? undecided i don dey suspect u...
Romance / Re: Message For The Young Guys Out There by NEPAMAN(m): 1:13pm On Oct 15, 2016
Damn! And here is someone readin ma life... I feel like crying...


Seriously, i would never attend d wedding of a gal whom am in love with, she breaks up and goes to someone else; never, God forbid...


I understand perfectly but i aint bordered abt a gal leavin me... A woman who can not support me is a waste in my life *spits*... They say behind every successful man is a woman so she must stand with me or choose to go and die... A gal who questions the relationship becus u got nothing, knowing fully well u have plans is not worth marrying... If her new found man crashes financially then she would repeat the same $hit... Some women are not worth fighting for... Sorry to say
Romance / Re: Where Is The Craziest Location You've Had Sex? by NEPAMAN(m): 12:20pm On Oct 15, 2016
ireneony:
Interesting smiley
u look familiar

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Romance / Re: Where Is The Craziest Location You've Had Sex? by NEPAMAN(m): 12:19pm On Oct 15, 2016
Sorry i dont do crazy stuffs... I'm a responsible fvcker

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Romance / Re: When A Woman Is The President, Will The Husband Be Called First Man? by NEPAMAN(m): 12:17pm On Oct 15, 2016
What d fvck is wrong u guys above me...

They could be called FirstGentleman grin

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Romance / Re: Truth Or Dare Game by NEPAMAN(m): 12:14pm On Oct 15, 2016
TrapQueen77:







Yes... I understand... I cud be extremely ugly na.. I never considered myself as beautiful... grin


My face is juz an ordinary one... Nothing special.
undecided hmmmm... (Even with d no lies) dont worry, I can relate...
Romance / Re: The Pussy Of Some Uni Lag Girls Be Lik.... by NEPAMAN(m): 12:11pm On Oct 15, 2016
Damn! Shit! I hate d luk on love's face

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Romance / Re: Truth Or Dare Game by NEPAMAN(m): 12:08pm On Oct 15, 2016
Berlynn:




None tongue
and where did u see none in d options undecided
Romance / Re: Truth Or Dare Game by NEPAMAN(m): 12:07pm On Oct 15, 2016
TrapQueen77:


grin [size=38pt]ONE[/size]
shocked ... 1 represents extreme ugly and 10 represents extreme beauty... Maybe u didint know dat
Romance / Re: Truth Or Dare Game by NEPAMAN(m): 12:02pm On Oct 15, 2016
Berlynn:





no be you dare me na angry
truth or dare
Romance / Re: Truth Or Dare Game by NEPAMAN(m): 12:01pm On Oct 15, 2016
TrapQueen77:




Truth grin
rate ur beauty on a scale of 1-10 (no lies)
Romance / Re: Truth Or Dare Game by NEPAMAN(m): 11:54am On Oct 15, 2016
Trapqueen77 truth or dare
Romance / Re: Truth Or Dare Game by NEPAMAN(m): 11:53am On Oct 15, 2016
Berlynn:



Dare
send me a pm
Romance / Re: I Need Ur Advice,is Dating A Guy A Year Younger Than U Wrong? by NEPAMAN(m): 11:39am On Oct 15, 2016
sinaj:
Lol




There is nothing wrong with it, that's if his mental age isn't younger than yours cool
ladies undecided would u do it
Politics / Re: hungerbad give out N100k to nairalanders by NEPAMAN(m): 11:25am On Oct 15, 2016
HungerBAD:


Lol.

Thanks bros.

Did not do it to be recognized.

I really appreciate it though.
shocked tell me its not real... So people like dis still dey nigeria... Chai! Respect chairman... Chai! E be like say u go help my career too o... Before man die
Politics / Re: For Those That Think Nigeria Has The Worst Road (photos) by NEPAMAN(m): 11:18am On Oct 15, 2016
What are u saying sef... Mtcheeew ... Come to badagry and see worse
Politics / Re: Male Suicide Bomber Killed In Madagali, Adamawa State - Graphic Photos by NEPAMAN(m): 11:16am On Oct 15, 2016
What a waste... All becus of 72 imaginary vigrins... Smh

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Romance / Re: Here Is A List Of Insane Nairalanders And The Disease Affecting Them by NEPAMAN(m): 10:57am On Oct 15, 2016
I can see we got a whole lot of insane fvckers here
Romance / Re: Narialand Book Of Fraud by NEPAMAN(m): 10:52am On Oct 15, 2016
Two gals svcked ma dick so hard dat had to cum 3times, damn it was so good and had no energy to fvck their pussy ... That was fraud

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