₦airaland Forum

Macelliot:
What's d prophecy?

Utchgirl:
Both of dem r still in contact



onye arurumana

emmalexabl:
AND WHY ARE THEY ALL YO-ROBBERS ??

gerrardomendes:
western wasters



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Ezenwammadu:
Sophiscated faces of criminals

Wildrage:
I have lived in Rivers state for more than 20yrs and I don't think We've ever seen the kind of lawlessness, depravity, brigandage , impunity, arrogance as we witnessed under Rotimi Amaechi's govt. I knew he was reckless but never knew he could descend this low. A senior citizen (a former ambassador) from rivers state accompanied Wike to the govt house on Friday and the guy almost broke down while recounting to us what he saw.

adonismuller:
Anyone who supports Amaechi online is not from River state.

They are either from North or south west who don't know what is going down in Rivers.

Superman11:
maybe humans in Lagos ooo

bunmititi:
you have to bend down and see Aba!
if the truck brake fail,
why did it not jump into the nearby River Niger?
why did it make a smart 90 degree turn
and enter into the Asaba Park?
you are saying this because you have not lost close person
to all the killers

cyprus000:
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The embolded shiit.
Flawed your drill.

It shows the hypocritical tribalist fanatic you are.

Are you trying to justify their death,bcs some certain people claimed to have fuel in abundance?[/size]

BackDatAssUp:
You are a bastard like most of you in that slave region.

Abi nah lie say yorubas have the highest bastard GDP?

Ask Tuface how many yoruba ashewoes carry belle born bastard for am like the way your multi-breeding mama born full every where

BackDatAssUp:
lol. when will you yorubas stop reaping from where you did not sow.

So Nairaland is now an Odua entity but Niger Delta oil is awoof for all.

You see how parasitic and lazy you are?

It is because of lazy louts like you that Seun declared himself the Owner of Nairaland.

Start planting cocoa

benedictuyi:
Professor : You are a Christian, aren’t you, son ?

Student : Yes, sir.

Professor: So, you believe in GOD ?

Student : Absolutely, sir.

Professor : Is GOD good ?

Student : Sure.

Professor: Is GOD all powerful ?

Student : Yes.

Professor: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to GOD to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But GOD didn’t. How is this GOD good then? Hmm?

(Student was silent.)

Professor: You can’t answer, can you ? Let’s start again, young fella. Is GOD good?

Student : Yes.

Professor: Is satan good ?

Student : No.

Professor: Where does satan come from ?

Student : From … GOD …

Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?

Student : Yes.

Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it ? And GOD did make everything. Correct?

Student :Yes

Professor: So who created evil ?

(Student did not answer.)

Professor: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?

Student : Yes, sir.

Professor: So, who created them ?

(Student had no answer.)

Professor: Science says you have 5 Senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son, have you ever seen GOD?

Student : No, sir.

Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your GOD?

Student : No , sir.

Professor: Have you ever felt your GOD, tasted your GOD, smell your GOD? Have you ever had any sensory perception of GOD for that matter?

Student : No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.

Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?

Student : Yes.

Professor : According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your GOD doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?

Student : Nothing. I only have my faith.

Professor: Yes, faith. And that is the problem Science has.

Student : Professor, is there such a thing as heat?

Professor: Yes.

Student : And is there such a thing as cold?

Professor: Yes.

Student : No, sir. There isn’t.

(The lecture theatre became very quiet with this turn of events.)

Student : Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.

(There was pin-drop silence in the lecture theater.)

Student : What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?

Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?

Student : You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light. But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and its called darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, were you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?

Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man ?

Student : Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.

Professor: Flawed ? Can you explain how?

Student : Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good GOD and a bad GOD. You are viewing the concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing.

Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?

Professor: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.

Student : Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?

(The Professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going.)

Student : Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor. Are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher?

(The class was in uproar.)

Student : Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?

(The class broke out into laughter. )

Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?

(The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable.)

Professor: I guess you’ll have to take them on faith, son.

Student : That is it sir … Exactly ! The link between man & GOD is FAITH. That is all that keeps things alive and moving.

P.S.

I believe you have enjoyed the conversation. And if so, you’ll probably want your friends /colleagues to enjoy the same, won’t you?

Forward this to increase their knowledge … or FAITH.

By the way, that student was EINSTEIN

babyosisi:
[size=18pt]Try doing it on the floor since the bed may be the problem [/size]

ideylaff:
I think shes hes 3rd or 4th wife if memory serves me right