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starlingslimnet:
Good you see it, when I told him he went on the offensive

starlingslimnet:
Thanks...added to my vocal store

starlingslimnet:
Am sorry but I don't see the see the point in quoting me

starlingslimnet:
I don't have dictionary here now with me can you tell me what introspection means?

llaykorn:
I only thought crude and heartless old women existed only in Nollywood. You're saying 'exactly' like barbie doll. How are you sure that's what's happening? Do you live with them? Juz imagine....


That awkward moment you just got the proof that common sense has gone so uncommon.

bigfrancis21:
Ikenwoli? Does he have an Igbo mother? What does Ikenwoli mean in Itsekiri?

annawhite:
look a for a new nanny! She is selling you out to the neighbours...she should be like a sister to you. but in this case she is the frenemy *kicK her to the curb #safety first

lagmostkuit:
Omotala is just becoming too noisy



The husband resembles "Victor Osuagwu"

missyadorable:
What is the excitement of the whole life time of marriage when your husband is not rich?

PunkyVeer:
Personally, I think guys who want to marry virgins are insecure about their sex game. What's a better way to feel like a super stud than to marry someone with no past experience to compare your lame moves to? Just an opinion though.

sdindan:
She looks Yorubian

Mutuwa:


which pidgin proverb best fits this scenario...


1. Na for old age ashawo dey know the use of
pikin.

2. Woman wey never see problem... Na im dey still
hold breast run.

3. Woman wey dey find pikin no dey wear pant
sleep.

4. Rat wey follow lizard enter rain, Na later é go
hear am.

5. Na for afternoon dem dey find black goat.

6. Weather hot!! É No mean say fowl go lay boiled
egg.

7. EYE WEY DEY CRY DEY SEE ROAD.

8. Pikin wey him mama back cross water, wey say
him march fish, wetin him mama go march?

9. Small pikin wey dem carry for back no know say
the journey far.

10. Person wey don faint before no be stranger to
death.
11. Person wey chop belle full, no know wetin
hungry man dey see.

12. No be as woman dey close eye enjoy sex she
dey enjoy labour pains.

13. Yansh no get teeth but e dey cut shit.

14. Lizard wey fall from tall iroko tree, if nobody hail
am!! é go hail himself.

15. Toto water small, but é reach prick take baff.

16. IF GIRL TAKE HUSBAND DO BOYFRIEND, SHE
GO TAKE BOYFRIEND DO HUSBAND.

17. Cockroach wey jam fowl, jam bad luck.

18. Na cricket tell him children say, No matter
how ground strong, Them no go sleep outside.

19. Pikin wey say him mama no fine they use style
call him papa blind man.

20. No be eye wey dem take chop eba dem take
dey share meat.

21. Person wey use Elephant set trap, na him know
wetin he wan Catch.

22. When Breeze Blow Fowl Yash Go Open.

23. STUDENT WEY READ NA HIM SERIOUS, BUT
STUDENT WEY PASS NA HIM KNOW BOOK.

24. Dem no dey tell tortoise say race don start.

25. Dem no dey tell blind man say salt no dey for
food.

26. Before you see monkey, monkey don see you.

27. Thief wey jump fence enter house where owner
dey wait for am, no go jump again.

28. If pikin say he sabi die, him papa sef go tell am
say him sabi bury.

29. Na wetin dey sweet for goat mouth, Na im dey
kill am.

30. If e be like say everybody dey craze" na you
dey craze.

31. Meat wey you dey forbid, no use your teeth cut
am.

My thing and our thing no be the same oh.

kaeforum:
6years and counting, who knows what God has in store, may be He wants her to o into business, the real challenge in showin the world that your a graduate is to be creative, look for problems in the society and profer practical solutions to them , you will be rewarded thats a fact.

Nobody owes you a job, she has to try something and stop waiting for govt job, having hig grades is different from having practical skills and know how.

She needs a change of mindset , she should stop promoting her disability, its the reason why she hasnt gotten a job.

She should tell prospective employers about her strenght and abilities and stop asking for sympathy from people.

ollah1:
lol, so na by look you dey judge now ehnn

phenol33:
i know this pastor in person... he lived in same street with me in owerri! his a man of God

MosakuAW:
Church business will continue to be lucrative till the end of the world.

He gave a pastor a N29million car and he doesnt own a car himself. Hmmmmm!

God is watching us, God is watching ussssss... from a distance.