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TheFinesseKid:
When she started squeezing my balls too hard.

Madness 🤣🤣🤣

When nairaland was down , I had to visit national dailies sites for happenings around the nation, then of course twitter , I'm always active there.
Truth be told Suen has a lot of work to do in terms of communication control, Nairaland today is one of the major medium for promotion of tribal, and religious intolerance in Nigeria. There is no single thread you would not find Igbos and Yorubas attacking themselves. I personally have missed Nairaland of 2006 to 2013, these days I hardly go through the comments section.

LeoDeKing:
Only if wishes were horses.

You can go continue vowing with amadioha, that's your plate of akpu.

What has your vowing on Buhari dying yielded other than jubrin from Sudan?

But you started the vowing 😂🤣

Penaldo:
Dr. Bukola Saraki turned 61 two days ago!

Senator Bukola Saraki should decamp back to the ruling party. He stands a better chance of becoming the next president after PBAT .

Joblessness at it's peak.
2023 presidential election in Rivers state really pained this guys, they won't forget it in a hurry 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

PARTIES in the political imbroglio in Rivers State, yesterday, commenced moves to end the crisis with the Rivers State Commissioner for Information and Communications, Mr. Joseph Johnson, saying that Governor Siminalayi Fubara would implement the agreements brokered by PresidentBola Tinubu at the Presidential Villa, Abuja, on Monday.

Johnson, who noted that the governor signed the document containing the eight resolutions between the warring factions in the state, said his principal would be implementing the agreement reached.

Also, the group of 27 lawmakers, who defected from the Peoples Democratic Party, PDP, to the All Progressives Congress, APC, withdrew their impeachment notice against Fubara, yesterday.

However, an attempt by the legislators to withdraw Fubara’s court order was stalled as the counsel to the Rivers State Government said he did not have the instruction of the government to withdraw the matter.

Dropping of the impeachment moves against Fubara and withdrawal of cases against the G27 by the state government, Fubara, and his team were two of the eight-point agreements reached in Abuja.


This came as Ijaw Youth Council, IYC, eight Niger-Delta groups and others rejected the Tinubu peace agreement, which they described as a nullity, and a rape on democracy.


Johnson said Fubara was committed to the process of peace, adding that the governor would take actions that would cement peace in the state.

The Information Commissioner said Governor Fubara did not show weakness when he agreed to the decisions taken at the meeting, as critics said. He also doused claims that Fubara did not sign the agreement.

https://www.vanguardngr.com/2023/12/rivers-crisis-fubara-signed-resolution-agreement-committed-to-peace-commissioner/

Pictures or we don't believe it 🙄

Realtalk20:
What did wike do to Amaechi?
Learn to talk about only that which you know about

Ameachi decamped from PDP to go and form Apc in 2014. He didn't support Wike, he supported Peter Dakuku. Wike was backed by patience Jonathan. I believe you don't even know what you are saying.

PrinceOfLagos:
I can't believe this is the Wike that's been running mouth like public tap hiding behind strange looking men like a lilly liver lizard .

He's not even at peace with himself . See the way he surrounded himself with security like someone who's afraid of his life in river state that he boasted that he can do as he pleases .

I see defeat in Wike face and truly, governor sim fubara has really dealt with Wike .

I'm shocked that Wike is hiding like a sissy nigga behind strange looking men as he arrives in Rivers.

Where is the so called "Wicked Wike" that some APC touts and never do wells were hailing some months back as if he's some demi god??

Where is the so called "Wicked Wike" that some useless and foolish APC morons said is unshakable in river state?

This man hidden behind security personnels like a Pussy Nigga can't be the Wike of the "As E dey sweet us, E dey pain dem fame.

From your write up, it's easy to say where you are from. Insult and aggressiveness are just a way of life in your region.
What baffles me is that, in this same region they practice business apprenticeship whereby more than 80% of their youth serves a master for 7 to 10 years , so that they can be setup to be a man of their own. That master is another name for Godfather.
Whether you like it or not there are Godfatherism in every sector, be it business, politics, religion or cooperate organizations.
Stop writing nonsense online.

BondRiv:
Keep quiet. Enough with the Lagos is not Rivers State jingle. Was it not his godfather Wike that put him there? When Wike handpicked him and got him through the election, where were you? Yenyenyen. As if you know anything about politics. If you want to reject godfatherism, reject it from the outset. Which is what Fubara should have done. I dislike hypocrites.

one of the sane comment here.
Some sets of people are too emotional with politics

Gajagojo:
So it is nonsense in Rivers but not in Abuja?
The point is if it is accepted at the State one day the president will do it
Simple
Don't forget the DSS tried it when Osinbajo was Acting President

Don't waste your time responding to that boy
The wise knows that when you are rash with power you may crash with power.
And insult and aggressiveness are just a way of life of particular ethnicities amongst Nigerians

DesChyko:
He should enjoy his retirement.

Meanwhile, Sunday, December 17 is the code. Make it a date.

To what end?

Take scombia 🐟🐟 out please, not even a better fish

It's only in Africa that we depend on prayers for a turnaround in economy and not good policies 🙄🙄

Here

If they like they should protest from now till next year, Wike must audit FCTA 38 thousand staff with N8.9 billion monthly salaries.
This is purely a case of corruption fighting back.
Paid protesters.

😂😂😂😂😂😂

westlius:
The best for sim is to collapses wike structure.
Ameachi structure is still intact and observing things

Yes but to what end? 2027 Wike will use party members, federal might, INEC and Judiciary to fight SIM. It will be a miracle if he survives 😂😂

Chinjo2:
Governor SIM has a lot of technical advisers that will help him tear wike apart.

Sack all Wike's appointees in your cabinet after that, go after their businesses one after the other.
When in doubt, please feel free to consult Obaseki, Amaechi, Magnus Abe, Dakuku peterside, Tonye cole Etc

Funny you. Same Amaechi and co that Wike have rendered irrelevant both in state and national politics. In 2019 Wike made sure that APC didn't have a governorship candidate in the election, irrespective of Amaechi's and Dakuku federal might.
I guess then you were not interested in politics.
Wait and see what will happen in 2027


SIM is not wise to be fighting Wike in his first tenure

jkpbestseries:
na so una go dey yan any how. Facts Check! When he was a minister of education state he used federal might to win an incumbent governor candidate, but Ameachi as a senior minister cant used federal might to unseat wike. Those pushing fubara, it is now that they know him abi.... Only time will tell

Nigerians have short memory. It's will be hard for Sim to overhaul Wike's structure, if he likes he should impeach his deputy , SIM end will be worse than Amechi

CHoccolaTE:
If this actually happen then the fiancee is just a desperate and pathetic human being. She actually offered to wash filthy after-sex bedsheets of other people after she caught her fiance cheating on her?
What kind of low self esteem is that?
I can understand some married women doing low, degrading stuff like that because they want their marriage to continue, but the girl in this situation is not even married to the cheater yet, she has every chance to leave him now that she discovered his true colors.
Once a cheat, always a cheat.

Or was a guy a very rich man that she was desperate to hook? Na wa for some girls o.

You did not read the part that says he had finished paying her dowry. ?

codedgalaxy:
Nlanders pls a quick question.
My guy straffed one "ent" yesterday.
He told me that normally the babe was sweet, but his concern now, is that during sex there were milky stuffs like "garri" coming out of her vj.
Pls what is this, is it okay?
and has anyone experiensed this before?

And you are privy to all the details. This your said friend no come dey nairalander o, excerpt you .
Sorry brother go and get tested for STDs 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Earlystar698:
Lose and Congratulate the winner, that's the beauty of democracy and not the politics of bitterness and greed Nigeria is playing. Congrats Mr president

Congratulating the winner is the beauty of democracy when you conduct free and fair elections.
But in Nigeria we don't have free and fair elections. Our Electoral umpire, the judiciary are all branch of the ruling party. Our last presidential election, APC rigged and intimidate electorate in their stronghold, PDP did the same, even Labour party rigged in Anambra.. I don't want to mention the just concluded governorship election in Kogi, Imo and Bayelsa 😂😂😂

igwebuike01:
This is worse than pigsty. It's even in well known urban areas unlike the unknown village in Anambra

Finish him 😂😂😂😁

Padipadi:
I ll curse you and you won't be able to afford that car cos I m sure you never buy am. And if you v, I fit say make it get engine problem.
Many have suggested decent jobs for you with the vehicle but you keep giving stupid excuses. You must be an attention seeker like Ola Dips. To slap you dey hungry me.
Infact, arrest yaself & come to our station & explain yaself. Go & report yaself at nearest police station for public disturbance, emotional touches & wasting of our data.

Many are mad, few are roaming the streets 😂😂😂🤣🤣

Bobloco:
Not true, it was Wike's desperation that drove him to support Tinubu

Elupee don't be clouded with hate, Bubu as a northerner did 8 years, naturally it's should go to South, but greedy Atiku says no. Wike as a politician had a choice of Babablu or pandora, he chooses the former. Stop mixing politics with emotion.

ganisucks:
The Nationwide strike which took effect this morning is not being done to find justice for Ajaero. No, far from it. It is being done, coordinated and financed by the motor park drunk tout from Ikwere. This is his response to the smack down he got from Fubara who is being protected by the president. He also is doing it to prevent his inevitable sack by Hadiza Bala Usman who only recently was made the coordinator and examiner of ministers. The whole idea behind the creation of her office is to map out and perfect a strategy to sack all of the Otueke clown's choice for ministers. Ajaero's strike was about Imo state election, but since that failed, the strike has now being hijacked by TUC president, Osifo, who is a known lapdog for the Ikwere drunk and the Otueke clown. I won't be surprised to hear that the ambush of Ajaero was planned by Osifo and Hope, who work for the Ikwere drunkard association.
Nigerians should ignore the strike and stand with the President, who right now,is a lesser evil.
SAY NO TO IKWERE!
NO TO DRUNKS!
NIGERIANS, GO TO WORK!

Next time don't skip your doses 😜😀

Nice2023:
Using the word that is "haram" makes u a mumu.

This shows that Arabic is more superior to ur language .

Satanic language.

You will just opened your mouth waa, the English you are using, is it not superior to your local language?

Liscolite1:
U see dat 137000 votes from 5 local government is what ododo or whatever is name is got from 1 local government in kogi state.... I've not seen that type of rigging in my life before....

Pls I'm still asking for someone to show me where a candidate scored over 100k vote in a single local government area in Nigeria... Kano or sokoto... I dey wait abeg.

D kogi guy won d election with jst 2 local government... 100k per local government okene and adavi.... Adavi and okene people Don plenty pass kano people arbi?

Omo the rigging in Kogi is on another level
Them play Dino spoil