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Dem dey talk serious mata here, una two dey do love nwantiti abi?

I find these stories funny.. But people talk about them every now and then and it baffles me how a dead person would still take a physical form to walk the earth.



Well, Jesus did

Do not be smart to tell yourself, let me go and do the DNA test first, if it's positive, then i can tell my wife.
leave what you are doing now, if you are far from her, start travelling back home immediately. Lay the matter bare for her

OP.. I for say, e don happen be say e don happen

But, it could still be one of her antics in getting to you. I know you're worried now but don't make the mistakes of giving in to her.

Meet with your wife and tell her what's up. This would boost your guard around the snake of a woman.

Go ahead to do a DNA test... Confirm if she's your child. If yes, don't panic and do not try to involved her husband either.

Get a lawyer to document everything ..pledge your support in taking care of the child and do accordingly.

BlackSpanner:
Abeg just help me first. We fit talk about that later. I just need help

Question 3

With your fine writing, you no fit solve this small thing ..

Gimme biro let me solve the hard ones

morgan100:
I actually have plans for him, and is like he will soon get into my trap, because of that cage things.

You dey remind me of those days when we set trap for goats wey dey come chop mumsy casava..
Before we release them, no be small flogging dem dey collect..

morgan100:
My wife has always been his saving grace, because I almost lost my gentle nature because of his behaviors, but there can't be a next time for his sheets.

That's right, personally i go advice you to show am small actionfilm if he crosses the line again. That'll ward him off your biz.

Comedian2019:
Jesus called himself "Son of Man". Can you call God son of Man?
Stop deceiving youself, God sent Jesus, so they are not same person. (John 17:3)

Nawa o.. Are you then saying Jesus is not God?
Understand that God is a class. And there's a hierarchy in the God class aka Godkind.

Jesus called himself the Son of Man because he became flesh and dwelled amongst men.

nnaeyes6:
Thanks for the time. I hope u will learn more of what u don't know in the bible.
Line by line u should read ur bible for proper understanding and fix all the punctuation marks where they are.
God made the earth by separating the land from the sea and PLANTED a GARDEN called EDEN. God TOOK ADAM. the work TOOK should mean something to u by the way. Taken someone from Lagos to Aba where MALE AND FEMALE were created doesn't mean that life EXISTED only in ABA because stories were told only of ABA.

Na the punctuations be ur problem now? U and all ur grammatical errors, diluted colloquy et al.

You win.. I hope you can stop quoting me now. Thank you.

This kine gal na sabi something. Kudos to her.

Others dey use their 33k marry for camp.

See im face like babalawo pikin..

..happy birthday man

Ok

morgan100:
Am just trying to abide by the home training i received to respect people older than i do, but he dont want to respect himself

You acted right. Congrats for picking a good bride too.

Well, I've asked myself the question of "if i were in your shoes, what would i have done?"
Maybe same thing...
But right from onset, the man for tell me say vacancy no dey, my countenance alone terrifies people, but I'm nice like that.

bingbagbo:
Deuteronomy 6:4 says God is one being!

God is not 3 beings please

One depicts unison na... If I say Man, can't i be referring to man and woman?

U try

God is a class of beings just as you have mankind.

In the God kind, there are three beings; Father, Son, and HolySpirit.

So, yes! Jesus is God.

Dsweetnigga:
Tradition can't be swept away in igbo land

This one na stupid tradition... Shay they used to dance juju in one community i once lived, gradually, the people were enlightened to know they were only inviting more evil spirits to the community.. Now they've stopped and are doing better than before.

#sweepawaystupidtradition

Michellekabod2:
ojuju calabar oyoyo oyoyo

Na who add the "calabar" seff? Na that person no go make heaven so

debossng:
Hard work doesn't mean being physically active BUT Being mentally articulate and active.

The Senator works hard by thinking out strategies and giving orders While the Bricklayer works hard by taking orders and physically running erands for the senator.

In all, HARD WORK PAYS, it all depends on how hard you choose to work

True.. Brain work go make you hungry pass physical work

nnaeyes6:
Am not thinking differently. Is just a fact that are not being explained by our so called men of God. Although, it is a mystery, the only link that got us ALL connected is the Noah and his family that remained after the destruction of the world. However, the linking was evident in Abraham marrying his step sister Sarah and Isaac marrying his cousin Rebecca. Also, Esau married his distance cousin in Egypt ie the daughter of Ismail, the first son of Abraham. In fact, Rebecca hated Esau more because of picking his wife from that family. Now after the birth of the children of Esau, the division became glare because his sons eg Moab the first son ( later Persians and present day Iran declared that he will pay his cousins the children of Jacob back for what their father did to their own father.

Oh! So you know Sarah was the step sister of Abraham..
Terah, Abraham's father was an idolater.. Confirm babalawo, why Abraham ancestors no make am mad na?

Now, we're talking of a village that maybe has more than 5000+ people(residents or in diaspora) people are saying they're are all siblings...
If it can't be traced that they're are related by blood, Op, go ahead and marry her. Period.
If you're serving God, no fucking ancestor go near you.
You'll excel and people will envy you. It'll serve as a lesson to many and will be talked about by generations to come.

Dsweetnigga:
Hey bro, listen, as an igbo guy, same thing happened to me.

I met a girl last year and we fell in love, last year Christmas I was making enquiries from my father about the girls village and he blatantly told me we can't marry from that village that we are the same blood. Based on olden days migration. .

So I informed the babe and asked her to also inquire from her dad, she did and her dad said the same things.

So, the babe understood and we went solo.

A guy that did that against all odds later went mad with the girl after their wedding.

So, bro, igbo tradition is real no matter the level of churches around.

Marry that babe and your ancestors will serve you the best punishment that suits your stubbornness

Lmao... Africans and fetish.. So na ancestors create you na.. Abi?
Why you no dey worship una deity since you sabi fear well well so..

One day, all this stupid traditions will be long forgotten

nnaeyes6:
Like I said. Am not here to pick up bible school with u. All u are saying is One man sin came to the world bla bla bla
Muslim don't believe in ur Christ does that make their sins not covered on the cross?
The garden of Eden was special in God's creation. Bible said "and he took man and place him in the garden " u cannot take someone from the room and place him in the same room.
Also Bible said " made him male and female and ask them to be fruitful and multiply even before Adam was given a wife. OGA I don't have to tell u more. I am in Genesis just explaining to u and u are busy referring me to New testament and yet there is no where it has said "God made Adam and Eve only. Don't just be dogmatic.

Na u dey dogmatic sticking to Genesis alone.. Study vast.

Muslims are ignorant and will be judged.

And you don't have to say more.. Just reread all I've said i come to the understanding that male and female, He created them all isn't males and females he created them all if that would even help your understanding.

Bro.
Think about this, how old did men live until they bite the dust in the days of Seth and even down to Abraham?

Or don't you know how many great great grand children Adam would have had during the 930yrs he lived!!!?

And that one of the daughter offsprings had married Cain? And Cain wouldn't have known this because he wandered away!!?

Wisdom..

Toughcookie:
I was told that if l sit next a male l will get pregnant

Dem go don observe you well well see say, the way this girl dey behave so, she go quick spoil.. Make we tell am say she go get belle if she sitdon near boy.. Chai.. Parents

anonimi:
They were neither primitive nor superstitious but needed to maintain sanity in the community.
Sitting on a grinding stone is not good for various reasons and they found a way to discourage people from doing so.

By lying to us abi? Why didn't they make us see reasons instead? ...can you do same now to the younger generation? Rhetoric

NuclearReactor:
Lol, some even added that you must hit your head on the wall 3 times and dance just after each hit or else it wont grow

Lmao ..na headache go follow am and e sure for me say that tooth no go grow well seff

Funaki:
If it's by that, everyone in this world is related. We share a common ancestor. If someone is within your extended family (3 generations downward), marriage should be discouraged. But outside that, it is not incest anymore.

Check this

nnaeyes6:
God created male and female in Genesis: 1:27
27 So God created man in His own image; in the image of God He created him; male and female He created them.

God created man outside of garden of Eden and TOOK MAN: Then the Lord God took the man and put him in the garden of Eden to tend and keep it.

Adam was special because he was to take care of the garden of Eden where trees of knowledge and life were planted. Now after only him was taken inside the garden, God saw he was to have a helper which he didnt pick from outside be tired be made out of Adam's rib. Bible is a mystery. Countries like Ethiopia was at the beginning and rivers linking to Eden's garden were mentioned.

Adam was a special case for the following reasonsaccording to me o and not God or Bible scholars. And don't say am interpreting the bible by my knowledge because Saint Paul would say"I say and not the spirit)

1:To name things created
2: To establish marriage
3: To show of the picture of paradise prototype
4: To account to us the fall of man and how woman contributed to the fall.
5: To declare the fall of man and the rise of man through Christ. Note: Jesus was also declared in the Genesis, where God declared to the serpent that the SEED OF THIS WOMAN WILL BRUISE U.

This guy thinks differently. He insinuates God created other men and women.. So you might be from them.. It means we all don't share a common ancestor..

nnaeyes6:
God created male and female in Genesis: 1:27
27 So God created man in His own image; in the image of God He created him; male and female He created them.

God created man outside of garden of Eden and TOOK MAN: Then the Lord God took the man and put him in the garden of Eden to tend and keep it.

Adam was special because he was to take care of the garden of Eden where trees of knowledge and life were planted. Now after only him was taken inside the garden, God saw he was to have a helper which he didnt pick from outside be tired be made out of Adam's rib. Bible is a mystery. Countries like Ethiopia was at the beginning and rivers linking to Eden's garden were mentioned.

Adam was a special case for the following reasonsaccording to me o and not God or Bible scholars. And don't say am interpreting the bible by my knowledge because Saint Paul would say"I say and not the spirit)

1:To name things created
2: To establish marriage
3: To show of the picture of paradise prototype
4: To account to us the fall of man and how woman contributed to the fall.
5: To declare the fall of man and the rise of man through Christ. Note: Jesus was also declared in the Genesis, where God declared to the serpent that the SEED OF THIS WOMAN WILL BRUISE U.

FYI.. Nod' (נוד) is the Hebrew root of the verb 'to wander' (לנדוד). The implication is that Cain, being in disgrace, was sent to wander aimlessly.
He wandered east of Eden.

Attend Bible school and learn how to read the bible.. No b ordinary storybook...

From your own deductions, one can say you mean God created other men and women.
Why didn't He take a woman alongside and had to create Eve from Adam if male and female he created them all as you mean it.

Romans 5:12
Therefore, just as through one man sin entered into the world, and death through sin, and so death spread to all men, because all sinned.

The above verse refers to the Adamic sin.. Psalms 51:5 - Behold, I was shapen in iniquity; and in sin did my mother conceive me.

Job 15:14-16 - What [is] man, that he should be clean? and [he which is] born of a woman, that he should be righteous?

1cor 15:45 ..So it is written: "The first man Adam became a living being"; the last Adam, a life-giving spirit.

The last Adam is Jesus Christ, saviour of mankind and He descended from Adam.

The rest men and women you say God created, it means their offsprings are not guilty of the adamic sin na.. It means the bible is wrong saying " For all have sinned and fallen short of the Glory of God''

double0seven:
Guys, note down this user name.

One of the paid goons parading on nairaland, trying to influcne or confuse public opinion

Yes!! The name dey synonymous to tsetsefly

nnaeyes6:
Let me say much but illustrate the life of Cain summarily.

Cain killed his brother Abel.
Cain was chased out of the garden of Eden.

The charge God gave to anyone who will kill Cain answers ur question. Genesis 4:15.
And the Lord said to him, “Therefore, whoever kills Cain, vengeance shall be taken on him sevenfold.” And the Lord set a mark on Cain, lest anyone finding him should kill him.
This means there were people who could have killed Cain after being chased out. The same happened to his great great grandson Lamech who also killed someone too. Please read Bible and just get ur knowledge opened not because u want to challenge ur pastor, but because u need not to be confused either.
Thanks
The Family of Cain
Genesis 4"16-18.
16 Then Cain went out from the presence of the Lord and dwelt in the land of Nod on the east of Eden. 17 And Cain knew his wife, and she conceived and bore Enoch. And he built a city, and called the name of the city after the name of his son—Enoch. 18 To Enoch was born Irad; and Irad begot Mehujael, and Mehujael begot Methushael, and Methushael begot Lamech.

Was Adam and Eve the only people God created?
If yes?
Who were the inhabitants of Nod.
If No?
Who created them?

Hmm

Dem tell me say if my tooth falls, i no throw am ontop zinc, another one no go grow