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Nairaland General20 Awesome Facts You Need To Know by NessaFresh(op): 5:43pm On Jun 14, 2013
1.54% percent of people that sit down for majority of the day are likely to die from heart attacks

2.Disney world is larger than 17 countries in the world

3.The most natural and only effective way of curing hiccups is by touching your tongue with your finger, as bizarre as this sounds it actually works!

4.The length from your elbow to your wrist is the same as the length of your foot

5.The most common name in the world is Mohammed

6.On camera, wearing yellow makes you look bigger while wearing green makes you look smaller

7.The wedding ring goes on the left ring finger because it is the only finger that has a vein which connects to the heart

8. A Goat once killed its abusive owner in Pakistan in self defence. The community rallied around the goat and saved its life from any death sentence

9. Sex cures headaches.Next time your significant other refuses your advances by claiming to have a headache, remember this fact: the sex act can help to cure a headache. Sex causes the body to release endorphins which naturally reduce the pain of a headache.

10. Men looking at male porn produce more sperm. Studies have shown that men who looked at porn of two men and one woman produced more sperm than those who looked at just women. Scientists speculate that seeing competition makes men step up their baby-making capacities.

11. It's highly unlikely for a person to get the chicken pox twice because the virus never fully leaves the person's body.

12. Forget hitting the shower after a romp(sex) — 36% of people under the age of 35 go right onto Facebook and Twitter, according to consumer electronic site Retrevo.com.

13. The only place your can tickle yourself is the top of your mouth

14. Studies show that men who kiss their wives in the morning live 5 years longer than those who do not.

15. Pineapples make your eyesight worse

16. Apples, not caffeine are more effective at waking you up in the morning

17. The world record for not sleeping was set by 17-year-old Randy Gardner in 1964 when he was awake for 264 hours and 12 minutes. He had somniphobia(the fear of sleep).

18. A Hong Kong billionaire offered $65m to any man able to woo and marry his lesbian daughter. No man was able to.

19. Facebook id Blue because the founder Mark Zuckerberg is Red&Green colorblind( i take it he doesn't visit nairaland, lol)

20. About 33% percent of the world's population cannot snap their fingers( i inclusive embarassed)

and finally a bonus

Every active and addicted Nairalander has atleast more than one account in case of a ban and that is criminal grin


http://nairatunes..com/2013/06/interesting-facts-you-need-to-knowabout.html
Nairaland GeneralRe: 190 Thread On Funny Pics by NessaFresh(f): 4:46pm On Jun 14, 2013
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FamilyRe: Man Catches Wife Committing Adultery In Jos by NessaFresh(f): 4:22pm On Jun 14, 2013
CrimeBreast Ironing Still In Practice In Cameroon? (VIDEO) by NessaFresh(op): 3:05pm On Jun 14, 2013
Breast Ironing is a process of messing with natural development of the young girls’ breasts still practised in some parts of Africa, especially in Cameroon. An intent is to flatten the chest of a girl considered too young for things intended for mature women.

Typically, Breast Ironing is carried out by mothers of the girl and typically, it is because mothers have different plans for them, plans which could get marred if the girl was courted by a man, fell in love and become pregnant (single mother not wanting her daughter to also become single mother?).

Whether Breast Ironing delivers actual results or not is irrelevant. Cameroon women believe it does so they often subject their daughters to it. To carry Breast Ironing out, mothers apply heated pestle to the girl’s breasts, tapping or grinding the tissue in hopes that it will stop and reverse the growth of the titties.

The thing is – because of how messed up our society is, some barbaric acts are deemed, well… barbaric while others are considered normal or even beneficial. Male circumcision is hands down the most barbaric act young boys can be subjected to, yet because of systematic brainwash, circumcision is not seen by victims of brainwash as such. Likewise, because Breast Ironing is properly demonized, it is naturally perceived as something incredibly horrific.

In places like Indonesia or the Philippines, boys are brainwashed into believing that they will remain unworthy men until such time that they have their joysticks mutilated. The same applies for countries under the Jewish influence whereas the public is brainwashed into believing that male genital mutilation somehow makes the men more attractive and less prone to infections. And of course, brainwashed public, like proper sheep that they are, believes what they’re told.

Because Breast Ironing is on the opposite spectrum of things – properly demonized by feminists, aka a conglomeration of single mothers who glorify failed womanhood as a means of manipulating unworthy men, I anticipate the general perception to be exceptionally negative.
get the video here - (warning graphic) http://nairatunes..com/2013/06/video-of-breast-ironing-in-cameroon-sick.html
ComputersRe: I Am Bored: What Else Is There To Do On The Internet? by NessaFresh(f): 6:16pm On Jun 13, 2013
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Seun: You already know about www.nigerianbloggers.com. Are you sure you have finished exploring Nairaland? This is a very rich forum, I tell you.
EntertainmentOldest Man In History Jiroemon Kimura Dies At 116 by NessaFresh(op): 5:57pm On Jun 12, 2013
Jiroemon Kimura, who had been recognized by Guinness World Records as the world's oldest living person and the oldest man ever, died Wednesday of natural causes. He was 116.

Kimura, of Kyotango, Japan, was born April 19, 1897. Officials in Kyotango said he died in a local hospital, where he had been undergoing treatment for pneumonia.

According to Guinness, Kimura was the first man in history to have lived to 116 years old.

The oldest person ever to have lived was Jeanne Louise Calment of France who, according to Guinness World Records, lived 122 years, 164 days. She died in 1997.

Kimura became the oldest man ever on Dec. 28, 2012, at the age of 115 years, 253 days, breaking the record set by Christian Mortensen, a Danish immigrant to the United States, whose life spanned from 1882-1998.

The title of oldest living person is now held by another Japanese, 115-year-old Misao Okawa, of Osaka. Okawa was born March 5, 1898.

"Jiroemon Kimura was an exceptional person," said Craig Glenday, editor-in-chief of Guinness World Records. "As the only man to have ever lived for 116 years — and the oldest man whose age has been fully authenticated — he has a truly special place in world history."

Kyotango officials said Kimura's funeral would be held Friday.

"Mr. Kimura was and will always be a treasure to our town, to our country and to our world," said Mayor Yasushi Nakayama.

The new oldest living man, according to the U.S.-based Gerontology Research Group, is James McCoubrey, an American who was born in Canada on Sept. 13, 1901. Now 111 years old, he is the 32nd oldest living person according to GRG's list, which shows all those older than him are women.
http://nairatunes.blog.com/2013/06/12/oldest-man-in-history-jiroemon-kimura-dies-at-116/

AutosRe: World's Most Expensive Motor Home Goes On Sale For £2million(PHOTOS) by NessaFresh(op): 4:20pm On Jun 12, 2013
more embarassed

AutosWorld's Most Expensive Motor Home Goes On Sale For £2million(PHOTOS) by NessaFresh(op): 4:19pm On Jun 12, 2013
The world's most expensive motorhome has gone on sale in Dubai, covered in gold & worth £2m.

The space-age eleMMent Palazzo comes complete with a colossal master bedroom, 40-inch TV, on-board bar, fireplace and even its own rooftop terrace. But the most impressive piece of luxury is the 'Sky Lounge' - at the press of a button the 40ft home transforms into a personal retreat with pop up cocktail bar, underfloor heating and extravagant marble lighting. The luxury motor home comes in gold and white.

At the press of a button the 40ft home transforms into a personal retreat with pop up cocktail bar, underfloor heating and extravagant marble lighting,

The private jet on wheels is designed to cater for businessmen on the road, wealthy families on their travels or global superstars on tour.

The master bedroom has a [size=32pt]40 [/size]inch TV, with warm water floor heating system & full air conditioning.

http://nairatunes.blog.com/2013/06/12/worlds-most-expensive-motor-home-goes-on-sale-for-2millionphotos/

CelebritiesRe: Crystabel Ekeh Posing For A Shoot by NessaFresh(f): 4:10pm On Jun 12, 2013
pose of life
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Lionel Messi Investigated For Fraud In Spain by NessaFresh(f): 3:41pm On Jun 12, 2013
huh huh huh huh
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh And Burna Boy 's Touching Story by NessaFresh(f): 8:09am On Jun 12, 2013
lorretta u: who's this crazy fella grin cheesy
lol kiss
CelebritiesRe: Guess Who This Lady Is And Win N500 Recharge Card Instantly by NessaFresh(f): 11:59pm On Jun 11, 2013
isonlagba: Hi Nairalanders,

The young lady in the pic below is now a famous personality in the world.
Can you guess who she is and what does she do for a living?

If you can correctly answer both questions, I 'd send the recharge nos of any GSM of your choice to you within the next 30 mins of supplying us with the right answer! Ok, so let the game begin!!!

Lest I forget, the recharge card value shall not exceed N500. So, over to all of U.
serena williams?
CelebritiesRihanna And I Used To Date - Lynxxx by NessaFresh(op): 11:44pm On Jun 11, 2013
Ok so our own very handsome hottie Lynxxx says he used to date Rihanna and his got proof!. This is definately going to be Naija's story of the year. I cant say much about it cos i haven't read the article yet.

Guess i'll need to update u later!

Meanwhile do you believe he dated Rihanna as in RiRi ''shine bright like a diamond'' or Maybe some girl called Rihanna? (No hating but 2 houses from my aunt's house, they got a housemaid named Rihanna)

RomanceRe: Virginity March 2013 In Ibadan (Pictures) by NessaFresh(f): 10:15pm On Jun 11, 2013
kiss
onila: I went to a secondary school

where keeping your virginity was preached all the time

their hard-work was not in vain

I am a product of yr good advice, my lovely teachers


all of us now in universities abroad and in Nigeria are still pure

waiting for the main day

Nigeria, a country for classy girls

we are coming up, baby
RomanceRe: Virginity March 2013 In Ibadan (Pictures) by NessaFresh(f): 10:14pm On Jun 11, 2013
sauer: while other nations bother about production and advancing human knowledge, my people are concerned about not having se/x until they marry. Just what exactly is the importance attached to this experience? huh
ok this is crap? no matter what good stride people tale u guys will always link it to other nations productivity
CelebritiesRe: Joshua Agai The Nigeria’s Hottest ‘female’ Man Releases More Pictures by NessaFresh(f): 9:36pm On Jun 11, 2013
if he is d dark one, dere is no difference btw him and any dude..if he is d lighter one [size=32pt]yuuucckkkk[/size]
CelebritiesRe: Susan Peters' New Hairstyle Hot Or Not? by NessaFresh(op): 7:02pm On Jun 11, 2013
Texas.Cowgirl:
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO grin cheesy grin


Nigerian Merge Simpson
no be small tin grin angry
CelebritiesRe: Susan Peters' New Hairstyle Hot Or Not? by NessaFresh(op): 6:44pm On Jun 11, 2013
Kidaakudz: she resemble ashi
show some respect dawg angry
CelebritiesSusan Peters' New Hairstyle Hot Or Not? by NessaFresh(op):

CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh And Burna Boy 's Touching Story by NessaFresh(f): 4:47pm On Jun 11, 2013
grin grin grin grin grin angry
cumpaddre: I think I like this story better than the OP's...
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh And Burna Boy 's Touching Story by NessaFresh(f):
angry[size=16pt]This is better

One day tonto drew a tattoo and burna boy touched [/b]it and tonto [b]touch burna boy back and burna boy preek touch tonto and tonto open toto tell burna to touch [/b]that side and then they [b]touch [/b]again and again..like we said its a [b]touching story[/size]
CelebritiesRe: Iyanya Kukere Concert: Pictures From The London Concert by NessaFresh(f): 3:35pm On Jun 11, 2013
yuzedo: [size=18pt]NO![/size] angry angry angry u looooooooook like reallllllll goat theif. u can theif my teethbrush at nite. i dint truss u! undecided

jeeeeez both of u are nuts
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Music/RadioRe: Burna Boy - Run My Race (Video) by NessaFresh(f): 3:16pm On Jun 11, 2013
who no know me oluwa burnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
CelebritiesRe: Iyanya Kukere Concert: Pictures From The London Concert by NessaFresh(f): 3:10pm On Jun 11, 2013
looool dafuq miss steph?
FashionRe: A Thread For Tattoo Appreciation (Crazy Pictures) by NessaFresh(op): 11:04pm On Jun 10, 2013
cool

Nairaland GeneralRe: 190 Thread On Funny Pics by NessaFresh(f): 6:48pm On Jun 10, 2013
lol

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