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a virgin of great virtue?
who is pure without masturbation or sex?

share your thoughts

i said xmas.., so come tomorrow

today no be xmas

mtcheew

FLAWLES:
Op how did u escape? Tot i asked uche to bolt d gate? :|

u are ok?

my wife often calls me uche, but thats not my name. sometimes even in bed when we are making love, she screams `oh uche, oh uche' , . but the only uche close to our family is her step dad, could it be what i am thinking?. if that is the case, then na die be this o o o. he is really endowed below, pls help before i commit manslaughter,,

GEJ VS JDM

GOODLUCK EGBELLE JONATHAN VS JOHN DRAMANI MAHAMA??


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kai, na faint things be that

izaray: So on point, i can sense some aroma of truth, out of wat u just wrote lol

I bought a goat last week
which i slaughtered and kept the meat including my favourite (the head) in the fridge.
My wife used some plus the head to prepare soup three days ago. I had reserved the head for this evening only for her to tell me she has chewed the head...i mean how could she? chop my head without any notification, what pains me most is the eyes. how i love chewing those juicy eyes
Should i file for divorce??
)

texanomaly: Is he hanging those or stealing them?

he washed them

i think the guy is mad

simple

Assuming a believer is a married man
And he realises he has feelings for another lady (which is tantamount to adultery), must he try evangelizing to her or you think it will not be necessary?
The bible says we must flee from fornication, must a believer flee from preaching to such a lady because of his feelings for her?
help

[quote author=Doc. Adray]OP, come here!

-kneel down,
-raise up your hands,
-close your eyes,
-open your mouth.


*drops a live scorpion into his mouth*[/quote]

Baddie Kay: op u can lie erh!!!

are u saying i am not handsome than you?

This Woman you are seeing happened to be a church member of "Miracle Days Church of God" situated in Uganda.

After much efforts to get the pastor to cheat with her, all failed!
So on that fateful day, she went to see the pastor in his house.

Meanwhile, she brought a charm with her that she will use to harness the innocent man of God. So on getting there, the pastor was sleeping so she quickly brought out her charms and started to do some incarnation, not knowing that the pastor's kid sister was in the house.

So as she was busy speaking in tongues as commanded by the native doctor, the pastor's sister came out and saw her.

She was filled with shock and fear because she didn't know how this lady managed to enter inside the house knowing fully well that the doors were all locked, so she had to quickly gather their neighbours who now brought the lady outside and started to beat her up until she confessed.

The pastor heard some noise then woke up to see what was going on, it was more like a big surprise to him. He now told the crowd how this same lady has been trying to get him to cheat with her, in so many uncountable occasions, even at the church during the sunday service, she would wear a very short dress and sit in front just to get his attention. Well, all thanks to God that her plans didn't work.

So sorry that I had to cut some parts of the video due to some security reasons, you would have seen how the angry mob descended on her until she started to confess.

I believe this will serve as a big lesson to all those ladies out there, looking for anointed men of God to lead astray..

Well, if you don't change after watching this then you might be the next victim to be exposed. Beware!

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[quote author=fr.leo' pardo]an igbo proverb says ''only a madman knows the joy in madness''
@ OP, i greet u.[/quote]

Guykhena: See Swagggggggg

sir are you laughing at moi??

omoikea: none...who form dis list?

the man below

alexdellafonte: Mtcheeew mumu

slimthugchimee: Why you dey copy my story nah