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 Jokes Etc › Re: BYE-BYE TO POVERTY LOTTERIES(BBTPL) DRAW DATE SATURDAY 6TH OCTOBER 2012 by NEWBIN: 3:37pm On Oct 06, 2012 |
booqee: foolish man!eh! touch me touch trouble. wetin this lezbian dey yarn for hia?? bush pig |
| Sports › African Players In This Years Champions League. . .(add Yours) by NEWBIN(op): 8:22am On Aug 31, 2012 |
I am particularly looking out for john mikel obi, Victor moses, yaya toure, alex song, michael essien, who else? |
| Romance › Women Are Dangerous!!! by NEWBIN(op): 12:02pm On Aug 19, 2012 |
i tried calling my muslim landlord to wish him happy salat but had no credits on my phone, so i took my pregnant wife's phone to call him. i dialled my landlord's number on her phone and saw it had been saved as "MY ANGEL". My landlord picked and answered " dearie, i miss you o". i am so confused, is my wife cheating me? help b4 i do anything stup!d. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: BIN Gbagbo Memorial Public Toilet!!! (JOJO ARMANI IS THE NEW ATTENDANT!!!) by NEWBIN: 8:12am On Aug 13, 2012 |
PretiEbony: Hot shitoh myyyy |
| Sports › Re: Average Height And Weight Of African Football Players by NEWBIN: 7:42am On Aug 13, 2012 |
height has nothing to do with soccer, you can ask messi, maradona, jay-jay,aguero, park etc etc |
| Jokes Etc › Re: RAMATU series parts 1 to 43...merry xmas by NEWBIN: 1:19pm On Aug 11, 2012 |
~vicky~:abeg moh i come?  |
| Sports › Brazil Vs Mexico, Who Picks The Gold???? by NEWBIN(op): 1:18pm On Aug 11, 2012 |
MExico are in fine form, brazil is a great side that has never won the olympic games. Dos santos is likely to miss the games, Neymar is in a devastating shape. Is brazil winning their first soccer olympics? |
| Romance › Every Woman Is A Potential Cheat?? by NEWBIN(op): 6:22pm On Aug 05, 2012 |
my grandfather once sat me down to tell mi about life. he spoke at lenght and touched on every single aspect of life.One thing about his message that struck me most was the part that he said every woman is a cheat.he said its even the ones we trust so much that cheat most.this has made me very suspicious of women in general and my wife. women?, is my grandfather right? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: I'm Getting Married! by NEWBIN: 9:41pm On Jul 28, 2012 |
god forbid!!! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Seriously You Are Gon Laff At These! Peep In by NEWBIN: 12:31pm On Jul 28, 2012 |
Dygeasy: u are a hell of a joker! Beht wait can we see d first lady?WOUF!!! WOUF!!!!! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Dont Miss This Joke, Please! by NEWBIN: 12:05pm On Jul 28, 2012 |
jackpot: Gaylords!hey madam, better respect thyself and dont you dare insult my master DR BIN GBAGBO again hear? wouf!!! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Seriously You Are Gon Laff At These! Peep In by NEWBIN: 11:58am On Jul 28, 2012 |
Dygeasy: ^^^dah ll be President BIN GBAGBO and Firstlady...??well listen up guy. . .His excellency Dr Bin Gbagbo is currently in a cabinet meeting with bunmi, donkollione, bushy and the likes so stop the embarrassment you are causing HIM. WOUF!!!! |
| Jokes Etc › How To Successfully Unban Thyself When Thou Gets Banned On Nairaland (i Just by NEWBIN(op): 11:26am On Jul 28, 2012 |
Well i must say this technique works better on new laptops, and i mean very new laptops.It is currently compatible with DELL, HP, APPLE, TOSHIBA and ZEPTO. So if you have been banned here, simply follow these guidelines; 1.Get a laptop, if you dont have one borrow from someone, it doesnt matter who that is (father, friend, soldier, in-law, police etc) 2.Get a modem 3.Climb a very high tree or the sixth floor of a six story building 4.When you get up there, turn on the computer and slot in your modem. 5.Launch your browser and log in to www.nairaland.com 6.Then deliberately drop the laptop 7.When the laptop is dropping onto the ground, follow to catch it  8.You will wake up in a cool chilled container, dont worry you have unbanned yourself. thank you wouf!!!!
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| Jokes Etc › Re: Welcome Back Party For Projan Donkoline by NEWBIN: 11:14am On Jul 28, 2012 |
mogulo, when will you quit smoking? wouf!!! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Top 10 Signs A Woman Dey Hin PERIOD!!! by NEWBIN: 11:12am On Jul 28, 2012 |
lol |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Bad Friend by NEWBIN: 7:42pm On Jun 29, 2012 |
op, are u a human being at all? dis story has been posted hia over 600 tyms and u still got di drive to post it again. may ijebu dog bite your nyaansh! wouf!!!!! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: This Joke Will Make You Come, Allah! by NEWBIN: 7:35pm On Jun 29, 2012 |
u are indeed the JOKES PRESIDENT.  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Badbelle Child by NEWBIN(op): 7:30pm On Jun 29, 2012 |
Homar: Abeg no mind d two gäyz above me . Continue d joke .i swear u be di only human being above mi walaayi! wouf!! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Use Bad Grammar To Insult The Poster Above You! by NEWBIN(op): 5:52pm On Jun 29, 2012 |
BIGVAJINA: you peoples did not spake gooder english how came?wouf! wouf! wouf! wouf! gbbouff!! |
| Jokes Etc › Badbelle Child by NEWBIN(op): 5:43pm On Jun 29, 2012 |
mr and mrs okafor always ate fro the same bowl with their only son, dubem who was 7years.mr and mrs okafor howèver realised that dubem was all the time eating more than them so resolved that, henceforth dubem will get his separate meal. it was supper, n dubem was served his meal.it was small.he was asked to pray. . .In anger he tòok of; "the lord is my sheperd i shall not want, he prepareth a table for me b4 my enemies. .yeah though i trod the valley of death i shall fear no evil. . ." |
| Jokes Etc › Rhaatid!!! Check How Smart I Am® by NEWBIN(op): 7:06pm On Jun 24, 2012 |
Last month i borrowed 10,000naira from my landlord oga Titus and promised to pay him back in two weeks. Now the date was up and oga titus was in my room.I made him sit, gave him cola, water and turned on my tv. i then asked him his mission and he said he was there to collect his 10,000naira. i laughed for a while and said "oga, i just gave you water worth 5000naira, cola worth 5000naira, free tv viewing, free seat, free air condition and hey my 20 minutes of time. . ." oga titus fainted! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Use Bad Grammar To Insult The Poster Above You! by NEWBIN(op): 4:40pm On Jun 24, 2012 |
^^^ so u think u has spoken sense right? i laugh you! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: The Blondes by NEWBIN: 4:36pm On Jun 24, 2012 |
Frostyzone: See how y'all are defending ya stupidity. And those fools that are congratulating the delusional poster should please note, FYI;His post is demeaning to women by proxy. Implying that blonde women are dullards speaks volume of how y'all see women in real life.*SMH*shake wetin?? head?. . .lol so u think say u get head? madman! look, the earlier u rush to the Gbagbo memorial hospital for brain surgery, the better for u o o o! wouf!!! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: BIN Gbagbo Memorial Hospital And Psychiatric Center! -treat All MADNESS HERE by NEWBIN: 4:24pm On Jun 24, 2012 |
[quote author=saddler]Fools. * asks the hospital securitymen to get him. . . .he is injected twice. . . .. .he falls to sleep * |
| Jokes Etc › Re: The Blondes by NEWBIN: 3:18pm On Jun 24, 2012 |
[quote author=Harbioollah]just what i was finking. U dnt understand English.(ur conclusion proves so). I gat an advice," Why nt Go sell ur brain? They'll fetch an handsome price since they are completely Unused" u are very shtupid for these silly comments! have u done a joke before olodo! bunmi, never mind, this joke is a bommmmb!!! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: BIN Gbagbo Memorial Hospital And Psychiatric Center! -treat All MADNESS HERE by NEWBIN: 2:42pm On Jun 24, 2012 |
switchgurl, your condition is very manageable, just stay away from weed and you shall be fine. greetings dr bunmioguns, how is dr donkollione and dr bin gbagbo? well, let me attend to this new patient, hehehehe, wouf!! |
| Family › Re: Holy Moses! by NEWBIN(op): 10:48am On Jun 24, 2012 |
freecocoa: Fooolish goat,you've carried this your madness here too.mscheew. freecocoa: Fooolish goat,you've carried this your madness here too.mscheew. |
| Romance › Re: Can You Use Your Lover's Sponge And Towel? by NEWBIN(op): 10:45am On Jun 24, 2012 |
~Killz~:what is it then  ?? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: BIN Gbagbo Memorial Hospital And Psychiatric Center! -treat All MADNESS HERE by NEWBIN: 7:15am On Jun 24, 2012 |
[quote author=booqee]Dr bin, don't u think its not ideal for a mad man(which you are) to be running a psychiatric hospital?? Its either u resign and hand ur post over to me, or u see me urgently for an immediate operation on ur brain. D result from ur diagnosis says 30mg of soldier ants has clogged ur medullar oblangata (how on earth did they get there?!) chei booqee so u no dey respect your papa? u wan lose ya job? or that abortion u commited do affect ya brain? how dare u dis doc? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Use Bad Grammar To Insult The Poster Above You! by NEWBIN(op): 7:05am On Jun 24, 2012 |
^^^ the same for the both me and i too combined here oo |
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