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@kenyattaMoore:i used to, i have moved on |
PretiEbony: shattap!!!winch |
THe last time i saw her was 10 years ago, when she was only 12 years and i was quite younger as well. i was actually staying in their house when we became fond of each other (never had sexx) though. i left their house due to a dispute btn her family and my family.she calls me periodically and sometimes fantasizes sexx with me. she says she doesnt want to me because if we meet, we will fornicate. is this my little cousin in love with me? after 10 years? what do i do? |
PretiEbony: Lol....The girl dey cover her face oo pretiebony, respect yourself, before i slap the hell outta you ![]() |
joke ....kwesi Appiah is better than him
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my friends are against me marrying my fiancee because she has numerous tribal marks. My mama seems to side with my friends too, but the thing is, i cant break up with someone i have dated for the past 4 years and has helped me so much in my life
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caught red-handed mods frontpage ![]()
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i will join them |
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that's my boss.! |
![]() blast from the past ![]() blast from the past |
" screw "a female dog 3 times and win 10 Million naira or let a male dog "screw" you 3 times and win 10 million naira. you go do am?? lol * thinking about the offer * |
dumb dani.... |
dopeJemi: D topic shouLd beyou this hauza boy sef.... |
booqee: I don't know whether to say this joke is funny or not...cos i may say one thing now and my oga at the top may say another thing...daz all!mtcheew! |
yeah, as my boss BG is operating a public toilet here, i thought it wise to also commission this ultra-modern public "fart room", where you can enter and fart for free. yes free. to officially commission this facility, i drop the first fart.." PUUPUUUPUUUUUUUUUUPUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...." MEANWHILE Pretiebony is banned from this site as she is noted for her bizarre farts thank you. yeah, as my boss BG is operating a public toilet here, i thought it wise to also commission this ultra-modern public "fart room", where you can enter and fart for free. yes free. to officially commission this facility, i drop the first fart.." PUUPUUUPUUUUUUUUUUPUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...." MEANWHILE Pretiebony is banned from this site as she is noted for her bizarre farts thank you. |
![]() vivly, i told u ganja no go help u.. |
..just yesterday i was in churh in my "madness" clothes. the moment pastor saw me, he ordered the ushers to catch me and bring me to him. he began praying for me in tongues and u cant believe that, after 1 hour i was healed. church members were rejoicing and clapping.i later requested for the mic to sing to glorify God. i started singjng " oleku...tell me something wey i no fit do...feeling the boy e..feeling feeling the boy.." all church members took to their heels... pastor was the fastest.. |
BIGVAJINA: but what is inside his short?knock-out |
This post has been hidden by Mukina2 ![]() |
frontpage please BG FOR MOD ![]() |
i prophesy tonight concerning tommorow,s game btn nigeria and ivory coast. nigeria will earn a red card and there shall be two awarded penalties. a goal in added on time shall break the tie. MAn of the match shall be from nigerian team, and Didier drogba shall score a superb goal. if you believe this prophesy, hit the like button. i know the winner, but will not tell you. |
longed time |
ARE YOU NORMAL YES OR NO?
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MADNESS ![]() |
MOGUL.O:never argue wid a foool ![]() |
Can you strip on national television for 1 hour and win $10000000 tell me ![]() |
Laitesmart: Define your pants. I bliv sum trousers are also cald pants ![]() |

yeah, 