₦airaland Forum

Snapchat:
See as he go dey pepper Pandemic people now. This is what they dish out but can’t take. By 2023 neither Obi nor Tinubu will be Nigeria’s President. Atiku can also go to hell for all I care.

chiboycue:
Even with bombardment and assault inside it's territory. Ukraine still has grains to export.

This is one of the modern wonders of the world

Judolisco:
Sowore pepper all of them... Sowore has my vote

blackpanda:
Dead on arrival
Tinubu is the next president. Prepare to wail

ublight:
So guys, yesterday I took my babe out to just sit out and have a swell time together in one of those lounges in uyo. I was with 3k physical cash, and my gtb debit card had over 60k. All was just for flexing.

My new Samsung galaxy barely 2 months old was in my pocket and guys I value this fone more than any other property of mine at the moment. The fone is my cash cow. The fone usually makes between 30 to 40k for me weekly.

So straight to the matter, babe said she wanted to get pizza first so we headed to domino's. Just few meters away from domino's is uniuyo town campus, and the gate also doubles as a park. And as u know, where there is a park, there are touts.


Omo four guys started shouting and pointing at me. 'na him be that. Na him be that. Catch am'.

I didn't know what to do so I kept going. I told babe to walk ahead of me like she didn't know me. I didn't know what to expect and I didn't want to involve her cos I was sure those guys were coming towards my direction. As least I am a guy I can always find an escape route.


These touts/cultists came towards me and claimed that I slept with their capons babe. That they will deal with me. I told them they were mistaken cos I don't fornicate ��.


Mehn dey began to cap. Telling me dey are vikings (like I even care. Who viqueens epp). I was scared, more than scared as dey started requesting for my fone and checking me for cash.


I swore they would not even touch my fone. What nonsense! Taking that fone would be equivalent to dragging me backwards for two years.

I jumped into one mini bus nearby and told d driver to zoom off that I will pay him. The driver being a b*tch ass nigga told me he didn't want any problems with those guys that I should leave his vehicle. Mehn my breathing heightened - an evidence that I was nervous to the peak.



I stepped out of the mini bus, and by this time it was already becoming a scene. Folks thought I was guilty of something nobody wanted to help. Their voices drowned mine their hands were all over me.

I just thought within my self that I wasn't gonna be used for suya by irresponsible and degenerates whose lives and future had been harzaded and wrecked. Heck these guys were gone past redemption. I doubt their mothers would weep over their dead bodies. I'm pretty sure their mothers had laid curses on them, regretted not aborting them. Their fathers drunk and useless, old beggars. Probably dead.


Babe was watching from a distance. She felt helpless. She would have come closer to help but I knew that was useless. I kept maintaining eye contact with her warning her not to come any closer. I could see the tears we'll up in her eyes. I felt broken, but I could not let it end that way.

I remembered the story of those uniport guys that were burnt many years ago cos of false alarm. I told myself that wasn't my lot.

Something just kept delaying these God forsaken souls from carrying out their heinous act immediately. Seems like they were waiting for more of their crew. The just kept holding on to me but took nothing.

Trust gen z's to pull out their fones to capture the moment. Foolish children. Instead of trying to find out the reason for the commotion, they felt at ease to capture and encourage the commotion.

One Rick shaw rider just slowed down to see what was going on. I saw an opportunity present itself and I was grateful. I forced my self closer to the keke. The man was uncomfortable with me approaching so he tried to move away. As he doubled his acceleration, I quadrupled mine.

Confused, he decided he was not going to watch anymore before he got involved in something bigger than he had bargained.

As he tried to zoom off, I threw my self into the air. Those boys didn't see that coming. Their grip had loosened. I jumped and clinged on the keke. The rider got more frightened and increased his speed. When we had gone a safe distance, he asked me what happened and I told him. He asked me to check if anything was missing. Gladly only a hundred naira was missing.


This was around 4pm. I told babe to go home that I was gonna see her later. Went to my hood and shared the story with one street og.

Without mentioning the frat to him, nigga told me it had to b vikings. Told me what to do if such happens again. He also tried to get me join his frat to avoid future intimidation. I politely declined, gave him 2k and left.

Got home, called babe to ask her how far. She started laughing and calling me a coward. She meant it as a joke, but it was demasculating and demeaning.

I think I am done with her.
What do you guys think? Am I over reacting?

janvier27:
I understand your position and it's justifiable. But I'd rather not dissipate my energy on that. I'll keep a closer watch on her, whittle down her influences and tighten my controls as i said. I'd ease out her accomplices around me and move on.

toobusy:
Enough of this senseless killings

janvier27:
It'll lead to unnecessary distractions. Not all battles are worth fighting. In any case, he hasn't lost money yet.

FERNANDEZISBACK:
It's nothing.. prolly carried out by a deluded Dumbo who believes in fetish nonsense..move on with ya life..

kenzysmith:
Haba arrest his blood na wa for u oo

janvier27:
Bust them, tighten your controls, let her know what you know, and let it pass

Fiendy:
Hello everyone,

Am so baffled, am online to share this,,

The intelligence report that I got from a reliable source with proof clearly shows that my own blood sister is chatting secretly with criminals to extort my money under false pretense..

Please what should I do, I need an advice please

viyon02:
This is so ugly, but this is Africa, never take her to court just make sure you detach from her, jealousy and envy may set in, and it may lead to spiritism if you understand what I mean.

dex4sure:
It wasn't easy before i broke the one i took....that shit is too dangerous.

fman:
take another oath.
It will neutralize
The first one

EmiDon11:
ok let me shock you.,
I don't even want her kpekus.,
Kpekus is not the only thing nigerian girls can offer in a relationship.
Some of them can still offer true love IF u too show them real love,IF u are not stingy, IF u are not cheating on her, IF u protect and guard her well.,
Mind you, girls only cheat when u are stingy.
U can be stingy to ur fellow man but not to a girl.
They are wonderfull made

Stenewiser:
Evolution as left you behind in the stone age, it's a pity.

Totilopussylick:
Any person that died fighting for Nigeria died in vain

JBriel:
I'm not igbo. Does tribal differences means attacking Obi's candidacy?

What does Obi's Candidacy have to do with Biafra or Ipob?


Your education is a waste. You're a nuisance

tesppidd:
lol

Yes Ma

But what we have us actually

South East
South South
South West


They all South right..

spearman:
It is Yoruba Nation. Yoruba don't have an identity crisis. Biafra is a country without a map.
Jealous Igbo don't like to call it Yoruba Nation as they cannot call Biafra Igbo Nation as they are looking for Niger delta GUMBODY.
IT IS YORUBA NATION NOW.
NIGER DELTA COMMONWEALTH NOW.
IKENGA REPUBLIC NOW,

JBriel:
You must be my father to know my genealogy. Empty barrels make the loudest noise

Musrataman:
Point of correction south east drug dealer not southern

symbianDON:
Reno is such an irresponsible fellow! No Northern muslim WILL EVER do to a northern candidate what Reno is doing to Obi. Southerners are the South's greatest enemies....not Northerners.

Frigga13:
Reno those IPOB noise makers remain online noise

Nobody takes them serious reason why they attack aggressively to be notice

We’ve notice them ... and then what?

IPOB bingos .. and their youths

Funny with their IPOB invested brain


Power to the people
North 2023

Peter Obi will lose woefully... no be noise

And he will lose Anambra shamefully... talk more of igboland

The attachee by force .. will be taugh enough lessons by the mbamiri

This election will end igbos desperately attaching themselves to the south south

Will be on voltage

A lot will play after 2023

JeffSA:
Don't blame Reno, he has to do his job to survive. Once you are living outside Nigerian, you have to work your ass off to pay your bills.

There is no free money over there unlike in Nigeria where he could have been giving a political office to steal public funds.

If this statement above is wrong, what do you have to say about someone that attack Buhari on incompetence, Corruption, insecurity and lots more but now want Nigerians to vote for a Fulani Thief like Atiku.

Nigeria first option should be Obi then Tinubu owing to fact that fulani can't go killing people when a Southern is in power but Tinubu Muslim Muslim ticket calls for concern.

tesppidd:
Jobless Reno.

For 6 to 7 years Reno made us believe that everything Hausa Fulani was our problem when he stopped getting them crumbs off Gej's table.

But today he decides to go against a full fledged Southern Christian in Peter Obi and opts to put his lips firmly on another Hausa Fulani ass like CV wey dem attach for e-mail.

Nword22:
Still Igbos are far superior to you round head folks, take your frustrated self to the local village you belong, slave.

sixpathsofpain:
I was just feeling bored and kinda tired of life tonight so I decided to remember some of the funniest usernames I've seen on this forum just to laugh and spark up my day a little and mehn do they ever get old? How person go calm down call him or herself

TotolitoPussylick
EmirOFpunna
SmellySperm
VeryWICKEDman
VeryWICKEDgoat


Mehn that Totolitopussylick (I'm not sure I got the spelling correctly though) is the funniest I've seen because just remembering that moniker alone is enough to crack me up cause what the hell
Adonbelivit, so funny
What's the funniest you've seen?

dodoatirice:
I woke up this morning and found a Tiger hiding inside my needle. I found out because it was heavier than usual.

BENCHOKCONSULT:
It's an infringement on his right. Religion aside, the Supreme court decision must be obeyed to the latter. What is good for your religion is good for others as well. Nobody can monopolize madness.

UmuEri:
Tanko's surpreme court ruling must be obeyed to the later