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xynerise: @Number 1.

If your future can read this, then I guess you have just told her you are going to live an immoral life before you meet her.

it is not immoral.. She will understand.. in fact am training myself to give her d best sex ever when we are married

I will start off this letter by giving honour to whom honour is due.. Baba God thank you for creating me in your beautiful image.. My parents, thanks for giving birth to me... Mr. Seun, I thank you for creating this forum... and last but not d least I thank the great souls that built me to this stage.. Ese kan oo.. now to kick off my letter..

my beautiful, sweetest, most angelic wife ever.. am writing this letter to u wherever you are to make u prepare for the day we will meet ( don't worry it is going to be sooner than u expected).. well these things I wanna say are not much..
1. Am not saying you shouldn't have sex.. u can but just make it once or twice with a sensible guy. it will b better if I meet u a virgin sef..
2. Don't let any stupid friend change you.. I know how some stupid girls follow their friends up and down and act like a mumu.. if Any stupid girl act like mad gal b4 u. I give u permission to shoot her.. I will bail u out don't worry..
3. don't let any mumu boy deceive you especially if u r on nairaland.. Nairaland guys r bad so don't give any one face at all.. I will b coming soon..
4. if a guy breaks ur heart by cheating on u.. permission granted.. kill him, no 1 will arrest you..
5. Don't wear all those stupid make up that will make u look like masquerade.. if I come and I don't recognise u, ur own don't finish b that oo..
Well that is all I could think off now.. you will get more letters as time goes on.. I truly love you.. If you do all this, you know it is a lifetime of happiness and joy..blow u kisses..
As the saying goes.. many are jealous but nothing can separate us..
yours faithfully,
Future husband
Newkidooo

Guess what future wifey: You will not b getting any more letters cause my fellow nairalanders does not endorse this. take care of yasef and remain d best in whatever you do.. I love you!!!

THREAD CLOSED

sweetroses: Shoo, abeg me I nor know wetin this one mean ooo

can someone help me translate it to her

ezeonline2: I wish i can go far in life without stress

lazy boy.. wish granted.. but b careful wat u wish for

sweetroses: ^Good for you


But the thread is about New Year's Eve now ....

Omoge Jasi, though mi o ni bugati.. baby ma to ju ee

f rain c: i want....................
wait i'm coming

if u come after 31st, no more wishes..

Tituxy: WISH TO KNOW MORE WISDOM......WISH TO HAVE MORE WEED.... WISH I COULD WISH ALL MY WISHES

no 1 wish granted. d rest cancelled.. I love you too much to give u more weed

lil max: I wish to have all the wishes

no wish for u

kennypoka2: Hmmm.. wishes.. will it happen? do u have like a juju to make it happen?
mine are
1. I want my crush to write me a love letter
2. I want the crush to be all gals on nairaland..
3. I want to be made d richest man in d world..

sure I was sent to answer people's wishes on naira land.. all ur wishes r granted

...

Hmmm

they smell ur gayism

1.$lapping someone.(so sweet)
2. driving drunk(kids don't try this)
3. spending fake money and not getting caught..(if u try this and they catch u, don't come and quote me oo or I gun u down)
4. Dancing skelewu ameachi way (this will make u feel like u in paradise)
last but not d least..























Getting revenge on d B*tch that cheated on u..(the smart ones know what I mean)...


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sweetroses: Lol @ smiles cheaply

I want to enter 2014 with my peeps, sorry, maybe next yr.

next yr? wat abt d day after newyr?

Dyt: If u ask meeee
Na who I go ask
The matter wey u see so
E heavy for mouth
If u ask meeee
Na who I go ask

Ask Andyblaze

sweetroses: Would love to but I've got other plans for that day

what about we do your plans 1st then we do mine.. smiles cheaply

hey!! Where did u get that pic..That is ma gal in green.. she go die 2day.. can u believe this girl dresses like S.U and tells me she is going to night vigil everynyt..

sweetroses: Aww....
This is so nice, wish there were more people like you.

Awww. wat about you we could go together..

Dyt: And what do u call this?
Rant?

Seeking attention

I have a big bick. you this read wrong. that awkward when you just read d**k. wait u just said 'moment' when I Neva wrote moment.





















on the topic.. Stupid thread

I will b in an Orphanage home playing with the motherless and fatherless.. Giving them d joy of d Newkidindblock..

You need her number.. U mean all this 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,0.. You need ma advice like...
S
Se
Ser
Seri
Serio
Seriou
Serious
Seriousl
Seriously
Seriously!
Seriously!!
Seriously!!!


Go and make Money..Money speaks no mata what but First






Go and listen to Burma boy ft D'banj- Won da mo....








you will end up singing Yemi my lover for her just make money.. money speaks

Newkidindblock...
mum any day any time.. u don't know a woman yet until u r married. A wife will kill u. run away 4rm marriage and continue sleeping with them.













take any advice from the Newkidindblock