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They should just bomb these animals to smithereens!

ThEGodFaThEr102:
Oponu Ayirada

Alright. But still go and take meds for your mental instability though.

ThEGodFaThEr102:
Even Jews lost over 6 million souls and today they're now stronger than ever and giving hell back to back to your fellow middle East concrete headslammers in the form of rapid airstrikes and very soon, you granite headslammers from this part of Nigeria would be eliminated and sent into oblivion.

Pele. Your mental instability is noted.

dared0637:
Yes ooo Juju doesn't work, otherwise it would have worked for the people who are the biggest purveyors and patronizers of Juju in Africa yet ended up as refugees in Benin Republic

Or how Christian prayers do not work, otherwise they would have worked for the people who are the most populous, fanatical, intolerant purveyors and patronizers of Christianity in Africa yet had 3 million of their people barbecued like goats.

gistray:
Negotiate well they'll sell.


Also promise them 100 plates of intercontinental Ewedu and Owambe every weekend if they sign.


I know my Ewedu brethrens will choose Owambe over a nonsensical word

Lol, coming from a person whose people sell their own babies for 50,000 naira in order to raise money to bury their parent? The irony.

BKayy:
Are you sure you watched the video?
The people are hailing and praying for them while you are here misinforming people that the area is not safe.
Next time be specific. Just say that the area is not safe for the police and army. Then say that the people should hide when the army comes because once the army arrives, it won't be safe for the citizens

You mean your fellow Eboes were praying for UGM? But I thought the UGM were Fulanis?

Juliusmalema:
Even Awolowo is a bandit. If you know the meaning of banditry then don't quote me next time.

Bandits are in range of mc Oluomo, one million boys, Awawa youths plus other ewedu Amala sluts.

Or Ojukwu, Eboe prostitutes, Onitsha touts, fake drugs sellers, baby factory, ESN, IPOB, Nnamdi Kanu, and Ngwa cannibals.

SLAP44:
Good work, but we need them to be arrested by the ESN. I don't trust the set up of Ebubeagu with Northerners as part of it.

Shut up, IPOB clown! These "bandits" are clearly your Igbo "unknown gunmen," not Northerners. The post says "The bandits, according to report
had finalized plans to launch an
attack on the Agubia High Court,
Ikwo Police Headquarters and Ikwo
INEC office." Who doesn't know that it's your Igbo "unknown gunmen" that have been attacking Courts, police stations and INEC offices?

ChiefSosa:
Your question and post is confusing. I understand Motherese better. Another person said the same thing about you being confused, we both can't be wrong to have noticed that. Calling someone that has not been to church for over a decade a sheeple is just ignorance. Get a lesson teacher, we have NLanders that'll help you, don't be shy. I've told you: ask questions like a NORMAL human and I'll answer you. I'm your daddy for crying out loud.

Okay, I fully agree I'm confused. So, stop crying now and go to bed, sheeple.

ChiefSosa:
If you know who you're even quoting, you'll not be typing this nonsense and including the word "Sheeple". If that's what you were called at birth, that doesn't mean we were all called that! Your thoughts and write-up is disorganized; I hope your life isn't so? It must be your time of the month, bro. You're supporting and opposing me at the same time. Didn't you read my first post or were you drunk on Aftershave from the barbing salon? Are you also having comprehension problems including the 5000 other life problems you have? The FG needs to really increase data subscription payment for dumbos like you so, we'll see less of y'all online. I suppose dey carry cane dey flog una as I dey explain somethings to una. Give the phone to your Local government chairman or Family head to read and explain my previous post to you. Then go back to your mud house to meditate. Stop pretending to be smart; i hate that. You're about as intelligent as a sloth. NEVER quote me, if you can't comprehend; then ask. Get a home lesson teacher, some NLanders can apply. Now, who's your daddy?

Dear Nairaland Einstein, no need for your long, incoherent babble though. I'm not on Nairaland to read your "first posts," genius. The only one that concerns me is your "that's one reason he provided water" reply to my comment. Go seek therapy if you're going to be having emotional breakdowns over Nairaland comments. Your reply to my comment shows you're a credulous sheeple, go to bed.

maasoap:
I think you are confused. May be you should go back and read your first post and my response.

Just swerve if you don't have an answer to my questions, utterly credulous sheeple.

ChiefSosa:
That's one reason he provided water.

Another credulous, hypocritical Christian who thinks he's using logic. You Christian sheeple can't choose when and how prayer should work. These people had faith that the God they claim to worship would miraculously help them to extinguish the fire, but this imaginary God just went deaf and AWOL. Are you saying God can't miraculously extinguish a fire? Let me wait for another Christian logic and explanation from you.

maasoap:
Dumb analogy. You applied for visa, that's putting an effort. Prayer is an addition. Chelsea players playing Barca are already putting an effort, prayer is just an addition. But in this case, the dumb Christians didn't put any effort put the fire out. So, what's the basis for the comparison?

Dear Christian genius with typical Christian logic, are you implying that for prayer to work you must "put in an effort"? Which means effort can work without prayer, but prayer can't work without effort? Which means it's better to just put an effort without praying than wasting time praying without effort? Lol. So, what effort have your pastors been putting in when dubiously claiming they raised the dead or changed a person's genotype? Waiting for another Christian logic from you.

I can see hypocritical Christians mocking their fellow Christians for praying to stop a fire, and thinking themselves enlightened and intellectually superior, lol. As if you friggin hypocrites don't embark on prayers for a successful Visa approval, lol. Mocking their fellow Christians for praying to stop a fire while they themselves believe their God made Chelsea beat Barcelona, lol. Hypocritical clowns.

ChiefSosa:
I keep saying this: You're a Christian doesn't mean you should be stupid. Even God hates stupid people that wouldn't use common sense; they make mockery of Christ and Christianity in general. Prayers can move mountains doesn't mean you should go near a mountain and start praying with the expectation it'll move. Some people don't know when speaking FIGURATIVELY or LITERALLY. Imagine if people were praying during the California wildfire. Till date, no Religious person in Nigeria has prayed away Covid-19. NONE could even predict when it'll come. They can't even predict Recharge cards or exam questions. God has answered several of our prayers by giving us COMMON SENSE to solve them; stop disturbing God over dumb issues. That's how one "pastor" was praying for a stagnant water to dry up; homeboy ended up wasting his time and disturbing heaven with his noise. Don't be a Foolish Christian. P.S. Righteousness2 is not so bright. He just pretends to be. I've seen him coward out/insult folks when he's unable to defend himself. Same dude told me Shekau has a chance of going to heaven. SMH

A bunch of Christians praying to a Good they claim to worship to help them stop a fire is not a "dumb issue." The question, why couldn't this God just help them to douse the fire?

Jokerman:
Miracle is not the same as magic

You mean a bunch of Christians praying to stop a fire is now "magic" and not miracle?

Kriss216:
I don't expect much from people living in a State that produced Tinubu and Desmond Elliot.

Show me your State and let's see the ones who can measure up to both Tinubu and Desmond Elliot.

Poloyanabo2:
It's official, christains in Nigeria are abusing Christianity and I blame half-baked pastors.
What the F is this?

But couldn't your Christian God just answer their prayer to help stop the fire?

Should be captioned "The moment low IQ, schizophrenic clowns wanted to stop a fire with superstitious mumbo jumbo."

Wolfeye:
You stink. What rubbish opinion is this? Where is the country in all this rubbish
Even Argentines don’t regard messi as their greatest player. Goofball, brain a brain. Ronaldo would never come close to Eusebio if not for euro 2016 win.
If you like summersault in Europe, failure to replicate for your country means bullshit.
Na this same useless logic you go use talk say salah na the greatest egyptian player ever too. Do your fucking research

That your genetically dumb self even asked how many people will remember Oshoala, the most popular African female footballer ever, ever played football, should have been the red flag to avoid giving your -5 IQ an audience. Colossal clown!

Wolfeye:
This is your wish. If I ask you who the greatest Egyptian footballer is, you will say Salah. Lmao Fans like you are a cancer to the sport.
Wtf does champions league mean to your country? The same foolish you will argue that messi hasn’t won World Cup for Argentina.

Oshoala is nowhere near nkwocha. Having better opportunity to play in a time where female football is more marketed and appreciated won’t change that. Shut the Bleep up with that bbc rubbish. Who the Bleep is the bbc? Lame carrot heads.

You haven’t mention one thing she has done for her country and she is the greatest? Oh yea micheal essien is the greatest Ghanaian player ever too.

Una no go ever sabi anything. “Bbc african player of the year” is not worthy mention.

Side by side she is NOWHERE near nkwocha as a player.

Dear fucking sub-slowpoke, Oshoala has won the same number of African footballer of the year Nkwocha has won (4), or were you born genetically dumb? Your Nkwocha that only played in utterly mediocre and bum leagues compared to one who has played for three of Europe's biggest clubs, and even won the highest goalscorer in China, which has fantastic female footballers? I don't care about Egypt or who they choose as their greatest ever. But if not Salah, then it will definitely be Mohammed AbouTrika. And guess what? Even AbouTrika won 5 Champions League with/for Al Ahly, coupled with winning 2 Nations Cup with/for Egypt. Where's Nkwocha's Champions League trophy? Monumental asshat!

Wolfeye:
You stink. What rubbish opinion is this? Where is the country in all this rubbish
Even Argentines don’t regard messi as their greatest player. Goofball, brain a brain. Ronaldo would never come close to Eusebio if not for euro 2016 win.
If you like summersault in Europe, failure to replicate for your country means bullshit.
Na this same useless logic you go use talk say salah na the greatest egyptian player ever too. Do your fucking research

Dear deplotable, low IQ sub-slowpoke, Ronaldo already surpassed Eusebio as Portugal's greatest ever even without winning the Euros, you utter nincompoop! Oshoala has even won three Nations Cup for Nigeria so your dumb "fAiLuRe To RePlIcAtE fOr YoUr CoUnTrY mEaNs BuLlShIt" horseshit doesn't even apply to her. She's Nigeria's and Africa's greatest ever female footballer, deal with it. Won laurels for both clubs and country. But you can keep crying though.

Johnrake69:
Oboy you go tune am down. You keep making everything personal. It really shows your personality. Abeg run along. We're not fighting over anything.

Oya Oshoala is the best world player of all time... Happy now?

Yes I'm happy now. Peace.

Johnrake69:
I don't get involved in tribal banter. It's not my thing. The Metric is simple let her win 5 Nations cup for Nigeria and we can have the conversation.

I'm very sure you never watched Perpetual Nkwocha play.

She's won three Nations Cup, go bed. Everything that doesn't favour you people must always be "biased." Always playing victim

Lamasta:
Perpetual and Mercy Akide have done more for Nigerian female football than Oshoala, she only won the award basrd on the champuons league she won...

All that one na story, Oshoala is not only Nigeria's greatest female player of all time, she's also Africa's greatest of all time. She's tried enough for Nigeria. Three Nations Cup no beans.

Johnrake69:
Most of you never watched Nkwocha play. So na just to ignore una. In her time there wasn't much spotlight on female football yet, the records she has in the national team will take decades to break.

Make Oshoala win us 5 African cup of nations then we can have this conversation. Her 4 goals against Cameroon in 2004 finals still plays in my head.

Oga, we watched Nkwocha. How old do you think I am? She was great during her time. There was already enough spotlight on female football during her time, stop lying. Was Martha not making raves during that time? What of USA's Mia Hamm even before her? First African woman to score in the Champions League final, first African woman to win the Champions League, top scorer in China, played for Arsenal, Liverpool and now Barcelona? The people who voted Oshoala know what they voted for. She's not only Nigeria's greatest female player of all time, she's also Africa's greatest female player of all time. Or will you choose Nkwocha, who only played in some obsure, mediocre leagues as Africa's greatest ever footballer? Please!!!

Wolfeye:
“Will”... go and tell Senegalese people that mane is better than diouf because trajectory.

Mikel better pass okocha too I’m sure because “trajectory”.

How many people will remember oshoala ever played ball and how has she revolutionized her role? Lol. Ndi “trajectory”

How many people will remember that Oshoala, who is by far the most popular African female footballer ever, played football? Top scorer in China? Played for Arsenal, Liverpool, and Barcelona? The first woman to also win the BBC African footballer of the year? First African woman to score in a Champions League final? The first and only African woman to win the Champions League? You must be very drunk. She's greater than Nkwocha, just deal with it. No wonder the jealous Nkwocha herself voted against Oshoala's bid to win her fourth African footballer of the year. She didn't want Oshoala to equal her awards, lol. Envious IPOB people.

Basicend:
Who be this one.

I tire o. This Oshoala wey never play anything. Just because she played for Barcelona? How many African nation's cup has she won?

How many world cups has she won for Nigeria?

How many World Cup did Nkwocha win? How many Champions League did she win?

Johnrake69:
For me this is a biased poll. Nkwocha is the greatest female Nigerian player of all time. Nkwocha had the goals, skills and most importantly Trophies and personal accolades.

CAF also organized a "biased" poll? Must you IPOB people cry "persecution! or play victim in every damned thing? Na wa oh!