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Publickk:
There's this girl that I have contact with last year, we have been dating. But she said that she is a virgin and that she doesn't have sex, that's okay with me. But now she wants me to buy her a phone.
I am confused, should I buy her the phone or not?


Please advise me on what to do.

*Modified*

"I need a new phone because blah blah blah..." is on the first page of Scam 101 for 9ja hoes. You already know this, yet you still dey reason the matter.

saaphiere:
Who impregnated her?
Marriage certificate as how?
Is she married ?
Why are men bent on destroying young girls future?

Mrs. Conclusion, where did he say that he won't marry her? A simple question and you have already loaded your gun.

yetunsbay:
Assume you mistakenly release in her anus. Will she preg ?

Medics pls

No

But if the semen drips down and enters her honeypot, then Happy Father's day in advance to you.

Hisense4life:
Good morning house

I have been dating a guy for close to two years now I have been faithful to him I have never cheated on him before .. but this guy has cheating on me , he lies alot , he slp with different girls have talk to him tired but still no change .. ������� what pain me is that I love this guy , I really want to end this relationship cause am no longer happy with the relationship am sad ... I pray that God should bless me with my own husband ... Am tired of crying everyday .. how can I move on from this relationship.

Please advise me on what to do ��������� ...

End the relationship.

No one wants to let go of something after investing a lot of time and effort into something, especially relationships, but staying in the relationship - which is now toxic - will mess with your mental health.

The guy won't stop cheating because he doesn't care about you. Also, you can never trust him again. With him, you'll always sleep with one eye open. You deserve better and can get better. There are hundreds of millions of other guys here in Nigeria alone, so there's definitely better for you out there.

Block him everywhere, stop seeing him, don't stalk him, and endure the pain. It'll last for some time, but things will get better in time, trust me.

Escabado:
Oboy you take risk oo. What if she run away with the money or refuses to pay you back . Me I can't take such risk

I for no mind, o. The money no be anything for me. But the girl is financially okay, very good job and all, and we were colleagues for a long time.

I was drooling for a former colleague of mine. This girl was pretty, fit, mature, and carefree - it's hard not to like her. During a meeting one day, I heard her telling someone on the phone that it's only 100k she has to borrow out for now. After the call, I asked her about it, and she told me that a troublesome friend needed to borrow 300k, but she didn't have that much to give out.

I snuck out to an ATM and withdrew 300k and gave this girl. She could not believe it and didn't want to take it at first. She ended up taking it, and I didn't say anything again because I wanted to play it cool. I wanted to wait a week before asking her out on a date, but this girl paid me back the money just 4 days later.

A year later, we almost hit it off, but I found out that she was SS, and I couldn't go into something I knew I wouldn't be able to see through, so we remained friends.

Babara1994:
It is men with low esteem that turn down women's advances.

You're the only one with this opinion.

When a man knows his worth and has confidence in spades, it's easy to turn down sexual advances.

These ones are just useless thieves. Some of them will go home later tonight and pray.

IntersexSherry:
All those saying that women are only into money and don't care how the man look like na wash oh.

IntersexSherry:
but if i should between an ugly billionaire and a handsome poor boy, i will choose the ugly billionaire because i can benefit a lot with the luxurious life.
Afterall looks will fade one day and lets not forget almost all men are the same whether ugly or fine, men na men. Only sex they want..

Your brain has two sides: on the left side, there's nothing right — and on the right side, there's nothing left.

ladywealth:
Good evening my NL guys.

I just met a guy last month ending, we exchanged numbers and started chatting. He asked me out.. I really enjoyed chatting with him, just him alone. So few days after, he invited me to his house. I declined but I noticed that he stopped chatting with me.

Few days after, he asked about my genotype without even greeting me. I counter questioned him and he attacked me, claiming that he is not happy with me. I replied that 'I don't care'.
The next thing I received was rains of insults. Saying that I insulted him. I admitted and we settled it.

For the short times I've known him, I could see the kind of qualities I want in a man. But the problem he has and that he attested to is verbal abuse...

I noticed that anytime he invites me to his house and I declined, it always piss him off and he stops talking to me.
I decided not to visit him because it's not safe for me.

He argues over little things on chat, he talks to me like I'm a baby ( he is 33 and I'm 22). he is domineering... I'm just confused on the decision to date him considering all these flaws. I am suspicious of him being violent.
thanks

You're still confused after seeing all these red flags? Ha!

Odunayomi247:
I talk am

Respect, bro! Respect!

Mgbadike80:
*Who is afraid of the Nigerian Youths Revolution?*

Last night the Federal Minister of Information, Alhaji Lai Mohammed was on the National Television, the NTA, ostensibly to educate Nigerians on what the Buhari government has done to pacify the EndSars Nigerian Youths protesters.

Maybe due to the weight of the subject or the scare most the government people have received since the protests started, Mr. Lai Mohammed, looked pale and sickly. He was beside himself without his usual gift of sophistry. And he, of course, laboured hard to do justice to the topic.

I was not convinced in the least. I do not know about you.

During the course of the programme, Alhaji Lai kept repeating the fact that the government had granted all the requests of the protesters and yet they have refused to leave the streets and allow for a free flow of human and vehicular traffic.

He even went as far using the unfortunate incident at Osun State involving Governor Gboyega Oyetola as a case study that the protests have been hijacked by what he called, " the enemies of the country". And he, like other highly placed Nigerians and the beneficiaries of the lopsided system Nigeria operates, is frantically looking for the the sponsors of the EndSars Movement.

In a note of resignation, Lai Mohammed who eventually occupied a major portion of today's Radio Nigerian news with his preachment on the futility of continuing with the protests, asked, "What do the protesters want?"

I will answer him right away.

Mr. Lai Mohammed, Nigerian Youths are tired of the system that has made Nigerians fugitives, refugees, and victims of government insensitivity, in their own country. And there are thousands of reasons for such a protest to go on and on.

While the problem did not start with the Buhari government but an objective analysis of his administration will reveal a sinister plot of the gradual *Northernization* of the Nigerian Federation.

Never in the history of this country has a President been this insensitive to the plight of Nigerians. Nor is there any comparison in our history of the kind of ethnic agenda the Buhari government is a champion of.

Follow me through the list:

1 Muhammadu Buhari, President and Minister of Petroleum *North*

2 Ahmed Lawan, Senate President *North*

3 Tanko Mohammed, Chief Justice of the Federation *North*

4 Monica Dongban-Mensem, President of the Court of Appeal *North*

5 Ahmed Idris Wase, Deputy Speaker Federal House of Representatives *North*

6 Babagana Monguno, National Security Adviser *North*


7 Boss Mustapha, Secretary to Government of the Federation *North*

8 Lt. General Yusuf Buratai, Chief of Army Staff *North*

9 Air Marshall Sadique Abubakar, Chief of Air Staff *North*

10 Muhammed Adamu, Inspector General of Police *North*

11 Hameed Ali, Comptroller General, Nigerian Customs Service *North*

12 Ja'afaru Ahmed, Comptroller General, Nigerian Correctional Service *North*

13 Mohammed Babandede, Comptroller General, Nigerian Immigration Service *North*

14 Abdullahi Gana Mohammed, Commandant General, Nigerian Security and Civil Defence Corps *North*

15 Mr. Yusuf Magaji Bichi, Chairman, DSS *North*

16 AVM Muhammed Usman, Chief of Defence Intelligence *North*

17 Muhammed Mustapha Abdallah, Chairman/CEO, NDLEA *North*

18 Brig. Gen. Shuaibu Ibrahim, DG NYSC *North*

19 Ahmed Rufai Abubakar, DG, National Intelligence Agency *North*

20 Zainab Ahmed, Minister of Finance *North*

21 Isa Pantami, Minister of Communications and Digital Economy *North*

22 Sabo Nanono, Minister of Agriculture *North*

23 Suleiman Adamu, Minister of Water Resources, *North*

24 Mohammed Bello, FCT Minister *North*

25 Ramatu Tijjani, FCT Minister of State *North*

26 Abubakar Malami, Attorney General and Minister for Justice *North*

27 Ahmed Idris, Accountant General *North*

28 Mele Kyari, Group Managing Director, NNPC *North*

29 Garba Abari, DG National Orientation Agency *North*

30 Mohammed Nami, Chairman FIRS *North*

31 Bashir Jamoh, DG, NIMASA *North*

32 Hadiza Bala Usman, Chairman Nigerian Ports Authority *North*

33 Mansur Liman, DG, FRCN *North*

34 Yakubu Ibn Mohammed, DG, NTA *North*

35 Nasiru Ladan Argungu, DG, NDE *North*

36 Prof. Abubakar Rasheed, Executive Secretary, NUC *North*

37 Prof. Umar Dambatta, Executive Secretary, NCC *North*

38 Kashim Ibrahim Imam, Executive Secretary, TETFUND *North*

39 AVM Muhammadu Alhaji Muhammed, DG, NEMA *North*

40 Lamido Yuguda, DG, Securities and Exchange Commission *North*

41 Prof. Mohammed Sambo, Executive Secretary, NHIS *North*

42 Prof. Armstrong Idachaba, DG, Nigerian Broadcasting Commission *North*

43 Prof. Aliyu Jauro, DG, NESREA *North*

44 Nurudeen Rafindadi, MD, FERMA *North*

45 Musa Nuhu, DG, NCAA *North*

46 Rabiu Yadudu, MD, FAAN *North*

47 Garba Abubakar, Rigistrar General, CAC *North*

48 Abdulkarim Obaje, National Co-ordinator, CSDP *North*

49 Mrs Aisha Dahiru-Umar, acting DG, PENCOM *North*

50 Abdullahi Kachifu, DG, NITDA *North*

51 Abubakar Abba Bello, MD, NEXIM Bank *North*

52 Aliyu Abdulhameed, MD, NIRSAL *North*

53 Hassan Alwan, acting MD, Bank of Agriculture *North*

54 Ahmed Dangiwa, MD, FMBN *North*

56 Adamu Adaji, DG, National Boundary Commission *North*

60 Ahmed Kadi Amshi, Chairman, National Assembly Service Commission *North*

61 Hamid Bobboi, Executive Secretary, UBEC *North*

62 Abdulaziz Aliyu, DG, National Identity Management Commission *North*

63 Maimuna Yaya Abubakar, Chairman, NIPOST *North*

64 Ahmed Kuru, MD, AMCON *North*

65 Yusuf Asir Danbatta, acting Secretary, National Assembly Service Commission *North*

66 Gambo Aliyu, DG, NACA *North*

67 Mamman Ahmadu, DG, BPP *North*

68 Bukhari Bello, Chairman, FRSC *North*

69 Mohammed Jibrin, DG, National Board for Technology Incubation *North*

70 Prof. Abubakar Sharabutu, Executive Secretary, Agricultural Research Council of Nigeria *North*

71 Ibrahim Goni, Conservator General, National Parks Service *North*

72 Hassan Bello, Ex-Sec/CEO, Nigerian Shippers' Council *North*

73 Prof. Isah Hayatu Ciroma, DG, Nigerian Law School *North*

74 Muhammed Umar, acting EFCC Chairman *North*

75 Faisal Shuaibu, ED/CEO, Nigerian Primary Healthcare *North*

76 Umaru Ibrahim, MD, NDIC *North*

77 Ahmad Salihijo Ahmad, MD/CEO, Rural Electrification Agency *North*

78 Sule Ahmed Abdulaziz, acting MD, Transmission Company of Nigeria *North*

79 Saliu Buntu, MD, Federal Housing Authority *North*

80 Muhammed Umar, Director, DPP *North*

81 Saidu Malama, Chairman, Solid Mineral Fund *North*

82 Abdulkadir Saidu, Ex-Sec, PPPRA *North*

83 Dasuki Arabi, DG, Bureau of Public Service Reforms *North*

84 Prof. Adam Okene Ahmed, acting Provost, Nigerian Defence Academy *North*

85 Prof. Baba Muhammadu Aliyu, Ex-Sec, Federal Commission for Colleges of Education *North*

86 Prof. Ahmed Tijani Mora, Chairman, Pharmacy Council of Nigeria *North*

87 Air Commodore Yusuf Anas, Ex-Sec, Center for Crisis Communication *North*

88 Muheeda Farida Dankaka, Chairman, Federal Character Commission *North*

89 Fatima Shinkafi, Ex-Sec, Solid Mineral Fund *North*

90 Sen. Basheer Mohammed, Chairman, National Commission for Refugees, Migrants and IDPs *North*

91 Prof. Muhammed Taofiq Ladan, DG, Nigerian Institute of Advanced Legal Studies (NIALS) *North*

92 Bala Yabani Mohammed, acting Deputy Clerk of the National Assembly *North*

93 Dauda Ibrahim El-ladan, acting Clerk of the Senate *North*

94 John Tsoho, Chief Judge of the Federal High Court *North*

95 Major General Sarham Jamilu, Commandant, Nigerian Defence Academy *North*

*Waooooooooh*

This is in conjunction with numerous Permanent Secretary and Director positions in the Civil Service. Not to talk of choice ambassadorial postings

Are you aware that both the Chairmen of the Senate and Reps committee on the Army and the Airforce are from the *North?*

We are not done yet. Look at that list again and you get the worst shock of your life.

I will help you out again.

If you look at the list once more, you will see that:

(A) Revenue Agencies
NNPC, NPA, Customs, FIRS, CAC, TCN, NCAA, FAAN, NIMASA, National Parks, Solid Mineral Fund and Immigration.

(B)ICT
NOA, NCC, FRCN, NITDA, NTA, NBC

(C) Security, Intelligence and Paramilitary
COAS, CAS, Customs, Immigration, IGP, DSS, NDLEA, NSCDC, NDA, NIA, NYSC, Correctional Service and Defence Intelligence.

(D)Education
NUC, Tetfund, Law School, NDA, NIALS, NILDS, Agric Research Council and Technology Incubation.

(E) All the Federal Govt Banks and other Financial Agency
NIRSAL, NDIC, NEXIM, AMCON, FMBN and BOA.

( F ) Interventionist Agencies
FERMA, SMEDAN, NDE, NEMA, PPPRA, NESREA, CSDP, EFCC, and REA

( H ) Judiciary
Supreme Court, Court of Apeal and Federal High Court

*are all headed by the people from the North*

Buhari has *captured* Nigeria for his people.


What Othman Danfodio could not do with his sword. What Ahmadu Bello failed to achieve despite his aristocratic posturing. What IBB never contemplated even with his guile. What Abacha never thought of with his brashness and devil may care attitude.

*But Buhari has done it.*

And will someone inform Mr. Lai Mohammed that none of the federations that were structured the way Nigeria is now ever lived to tell their stories?

Nigerian Youths want besides a holistic *Police Reform*,

*Judicial Reform*
*A People's Constitution*
*Electoral Reform*
*Civil Service Reform*
*Access to opportunities*
*End to Quota System*
*Reduction in the Cost of Governance*
*Health Sector Reform*
*Education Sector Reform*
*End to the State of Origin Requirement*
*Transparency in Government business,*
among others.

If President Buhari cannot guarantee the fulfilment of these demands in record time, then let him resign and go home.


In the meantime, *Let the Protests go on. Nigeria belongs to the Youths!*


*

*GoldFacts...the truth as it is*

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They should just split.

They're waking up. Good one

Angelfrost:
Bruno scored something other than a spot kick?!!... Wow! Miracles still happen!!! Useless Toons can't even hold on to a bloody lead!!!

Bruno is a fantastic player. Na him club dey kill am.

nitrogen:
What's the meaning of the bolded sentence?

Glazers need to sell. Woodward and Ole should follow them out. That's a start.

Unlimited22:
Now now?

Bro, were you expecting any less? No na. A massive overhaul is needed in that club. Let the losses keep on coming.

And the mutilation has started

I said it!!!!!!!!!!! 1- 0

The surgery has started. Man Utd MAY concede at least 3 today.

Angelfrost:
Well, maybe he is saving the 'Best' for Tuesday night!!!

Someone that will be lucky to survive tonight

nitrogen:
This 4-2-3-1 will not kill OGS sha

He think he is Bayern's coach

Look at this goat of an Ole! Just look at this goaaat!

Why in Zebrudaya's name is VDB on the bench again?

Why is Telles on the bench?!

Why is James still in Man Utd, not to talk of a starting lineup?!

What is MAGUIRE DOING THERE?!

Another loss loading! If Man Utd is lucky, they'll draw. Watch this space - Ole must be sacked!

Liverpool and Ojoro. They don bank money give that ref

2 -3

EgusiShankly:
Goan report to FIFA

Ntoooooor! NO GOAL! Their papa!

MrCover:
When contacted, the mother said a pastor told them the boy is a witch.

MrCover:
"Asked how she arrived at that conclusion, she said her pastor told her that the boy is a witch. When contacted earlier today, father of Goodluck was dead drunk and could not answer questions posed to him."

No money to take care of themselves, yet they have no problem popping out babies. Poverty and illiteracy often breeds wickedness. These are the kind of people that scam-pastors find easiest to fool. I hope that boy is saved and given a chance at life. I'm sure he'll end up being a better adult than the disgrace he has as parents.

Abeg, let these one shift to one side first. They're irrelevant now. When SARS/SWAT ends, then we will consider their matter.

Liverpool ooo

Mount ooooo

Fuckingmallam45:
Even if they sack nothing will happen!

I repeat nothing.

The current problem with MU is the attitude and mindset of players.

Lets analyse post Mourinho MU.

Started extremely well! I mean they were exceptional. How? Were they different sorts of players or did anyone kidnap KDB and played him for Pogba. No right?

Then what the hell happened?

As I mentioned earlier the problem is with the players attitude. Just after the sacking of the SPECIAL ONE and after the appointment of THE SPECIAL OLE, the players gave their everything and tried to prove that Mou was the main reason for the team’s downfall. And hence the results.

After a few games they lost their temperament and energy. And hence the result.

But how did they win away against PSG?

Because it was the 2nd team playing with no egos and mindset problem. And rest as they say is history.

4 - 0 to Chelsea was because it was the first time Chelsea young guns were playing a high pressure match.

The players and the management. You can't change the mindset of the players, but you can change the players themselves. A good management would have gotten rid of the likes of Lingard, Pogba, and Lindelof ages ago.

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This is wonderful news! Hopefully, it won't long for a vaccine that actually works to become available in Nigeria.

City ooooo

Angelfrost:
Breathe sir... Breathe!!! I was merely trolling!

It's not fully likely they will even qualify tonight.

Chai! Why are you this wicked