₦airaland Forum

Being that I am not a dramatic person, I cannot go to the mall and start acting drama. If u cannot accept my engagement inside d house forget it ooo.

And according to one man. Abacha is not corrupt and never stole.

SARS arrested me becos I dey drive for night by 1am. We had some argument and I have to reason it is late, these fools fit shoot us and dump us somewhere nobody will know. I just negotiated with them and they collected the last 21k with me forcefully. They harrassed the lady I carried and even calling her ashawo. I was begginning to wonder is it a crime to drive at night or to carry girl for motor?

Some women can be wahala sha. I had a girlfriend recently that almost made my life misreable. Anytime she come over I will never have rest. I talk to girl on the road problem, I greet my flat neighbour sister or daughters problem, I make calls to female problem, long conversation to male friends she will just be angry say I just kept her and calling since. I dont come back from work ontime peoblem, I say I am tired anytime she wanna bring conversation problem.

My broda/sista I ranaway before I die b4 my time. She curse the hell out of me over the fone just becos say I say make we give break. Some girls can be so problematic.

Non be small problem. Living with an insane person in the same house. Really bad.

Studying Mathematics in University of Agriculture?

Nigeria government has taken there confusion to everywhere..

So they don't know the person that contacted them again?

When ransom was placed on one criminal in Benin, someone I know revealed the activities and whereabout of the criminal. Time for them to pay the guy him ransom story change. Police threatened him they will reveal his identity so he will be prey for easy attack from family and friends. At last most people knew he was the one who reported to police and he has to be flown out by relatives for his own safety. I just lost hope in Nigeria system since then.

Though I wouldnt wanna involve myself in any bad deal but I rather get a share from the money with the person involve than report to useless government that will still re-loot the money.

And our government cant do anything about Nigerians invlove. Shameless governnent.

Anytime I see this pastor, fake smells all over him..

Non be by clothes. Na by understanding and living happily after marriage.

If na by clothes and extravangant marriage take dey last.
Where is Totoh and Churchill marriage today?
Where is Franklin Ubi marriage today?
I can keep counting hundreds of A-listed marriage ceremonies that crash in less than 5years.

Lol.. I just hope when I get married I should be very romantic to my wife and kiss her too in public.

My brother/sisters, as it is presently I always laugh when I see people doing this public. Will be picturing myself doing it which I may find difficult. Me non know why I non just dey romantic at all.

Someone is spraying change that will still return back to his pocket and people are shouting?

If he spray him wife non be the house the money go still come even if na 30billion?

Redomi:
I love this, I wish the Ritualist that hide under yahoo, can surrender their money too

To who now?

They chop belleful.

As they post and people ignore them, they will cucuma enter house and sleep. All these senseless post to get people talking and people will really be talking.

NoMoreTrolling:
I can only see like 5 100 dollar notes, but plenty 1 dollar notes.

who knows, they might add up to being the same overall amount.

No hating bro. 100 pieces of that note Orisefemi is holding make up only one note of the other one. My point is don't always allow people deceive u. Use ur head always.

Munae:
Thank God. cos haters had already started mocking cos he sprayed N200 notes.

Hmmm. Why are Nigerians easily been deceived. Orisefemi is spraying #360 in naira. Non let the dollar deceive you my dear.

Who spray #500 get level pass am.

#nohate

Dont be deceived. Person wey spray 500 naira get level pass Orisefemi

Dont even compare the two. Them non be mate at all.. The other is spraying #36,000 why Orisefemi is spraying #360.

Afterall the money is coming back to his/their pocket. So all na showoff. Lol

No hating. Just pointing out a fact.

The child will reveal their true skin colour. Becos I am seeing two people on cream competition.

Except they wanna swallow "Clear and White" to bleach the baby inside the womb.

I didn't see any tears in that mask. Bloggers and lies

NwaChibuzor:
Only a foolish man will see this kind of girl and have vaginal sex with her. All you have to do is to put your black rigid butter between those two slices of bread and enjoy.

Vaseline crew. We sight u.

Why leave the juicing area and go dey suffer urself

They will sing and we go buy am but time to chop their food them carry am go SA.

No wahala. You better go start selling your cds in SA. If at all u will still have any hit song later.

Teewhy2:
The tailor studied at Harvard university and he self come get swag to carry the cloth.which school we go say masterkraft tailor studied at

Ogbonosho Grammer School

It's 3rd year since these guys entered power. All we hear is "We will".. When are we start going to be hearing "We have"?

2019 Election is approaching and they are proposing for elephant project to embezzle funds for election.

APC should be the happiest people in Anambra. People wey everybody say them go carry 3rd came out 2nd. That one alone na happiness 4 them because they know they were contesting for 2nd position not 1st..

They tried.

If you see politicians happy over election victory, don't always think they arr happy because of d development the winner will bring. They are happy becos the money they spent will be gotten back times 5.

SoNature:
Uniform? Those ones? I doubt they'd do it!

Lagos drivers and conductors are some of the worst in Nigeria.

They never have change...never...it often makes me wonder what they do with their change. They can insult passengers and ask them to get down from their buses because of change.

Sincerely, I don't think there's anything good about them

Any action to take to make them better is acceptable!

They will 1st of all drag and pet you to enter therr bus, assist you carry ur bag gently. When the bus is half way and they have already collected money, them go insult life comot 4 u and throw away ur bag if u dey come down...

U know why they do all these? U will still enter becos u non get option....

aszunky:
We eventually got to a street,we now planned that we should say we are brothers.

Person u dont know u agree say una be brother.

BlowBack:
Visiting a high school and taking pics with cheer leaders...

Is this how low the Ooni has become?

I tire my broda. Just like Queen Elizabeth visiting Nigeria and taking pictures with Ogbomosho Secondary School Students to make headline in UK.

Nigerians and inferiority complex. Just because it's US and they are white....


U know one thing I like Mugabe for upon all his atrocities? He don't lick-ass of White people. He always place them where they belong.

U will see one useless and uneducated Chinko using Nigerian graduates anyhow all becos our government place them so high in Nigeria...

I know all those employees with be mastibating over this post.

If you know what "BOSS" pass through behind just to make the office flow you will even be greatful.

One of my secretary will go through our monthly record and I overhead him telling the other guy that Oga dey make millions monthly but dey pay us change.

They never thought about diesel we run and expenses
The fuel and maintenance of the cars and delivery vans they drive
The different tax u pay
The Advert you run just to make the company grow
The underground expenses and all.

Sometime the Boss try all his best to meet up with your salary hoping to make the company big so he can start getting his money in years time. Then the process of him getting small small thing after so much effort then they will be talking of more employment and overload.

I am a BOSS and employer of about 15 people. Its not easy..

Na them sabi... Make them kill thereself..

Edstma will purposely put you on a wrong lane just to arrest and collect money from you.

Both of the forces na m.u.mu.. If Edstma do you somtin u go know say police self dey learn work...

Lol. Very funny people.

Dont just judge him. He might be an Islamic or Arabic teacher... So neccessarily don't need to know English well b4 he can teach..

quiverfull:
The fundamental misjudgment we've made as a country is to assume everyone is cut out for the formal education. Some of these peeps up north will do well as semi skilled artisans.
And the North needs not compete with the South by forcing their people to be educated; they should concentrate on their strength and focus on agriculture.

What are u even saying? If you are not qualify to teach on formal education, then why teach formal education if you are artisan?

This is what you will see and shout "Jesus is Lord"