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abduleez1:
Robbie is everywhere... 😂
Possibly could be the next Sue Storm.

until she wins an Oscar, I don't rate this chick

majesticguy:
I think this has to be the most dangerous sports in the history of sporting events.

Going at death defying speed, through lot of sharp turns and bends, under extreme weather conditions most times, any slightest mistake and you either end up as Suya or you're mortally wounded.

fúck you. Bullfighting is most dangerous

abduleez1:
Lol, if this is not the outright best piece of dialogue I've heard from a demon, then I don't know what is... 😭😂

Sounds like sth from the conjuring: the devil made me do it

Zatima is fúcking hilarious. You motherfúckers need to see it

Zatima is fúcking hilarious. You motherfúckers need to see it

7 times Lionel Messi ruthlessly destroyed Real Madrid in El Clasico


Lionel Messi enjoyed an incredible career at Barcelona and if there was one game guaranteed to bring the best out of him it was El Clasico.

The 35-year-old made his first appearance against Real Madrid in 2005 and ended up with 26 goals and 14 assists against them in all competitions.

Messi became Madrid’s arch-rival over the years and we’ve looked back at seven of his best moments in this fixture.

March 2007
Messi was only 19 years old when he played in his first-ever El Clasico at Camp Nou, but he announced himself to the world with a stunning performance.

Madrid took the lead three times during the game, only for the teenager to peg them back all three times and secure a 3-3 draw.

That was Messi’s first senior hat trick, and he has been a thorn in Madrid’s side ever since.

May 2009
The La Liga title was at stake when Barcelona travelled to the Bernabeu at the end of the 2008-09 season.

Pep Guardiola famously deployed Messi as a false nine and it proved to be a masterstroke as the Argentine constantly dragged the centre-backs out of position.

Messi set up Thierry Henry for his side’s first, then scored their third and fifth goals on the way to an incredible 6-2 win in Madrid’s backyard.

Barca went on to win the treble that season while Madrid were left in tatters and went trophyless.


November 2010
Messi may be an incredible goalscorer, but he doesn’t always have to find the back of the net to make an impact.

Jose Mourinho had enjoyed the greatest start of any coach in Real Madrid’s history after taking charge in 2010, but his first El Clasico would be his toughest challenge.

Messi was the target of some cynical Real tactics, but he was still able to dictate the game and wreak havoc from his free role.

Barcelona were 2-0 up at half-time before Messi set up two David Villa goals and Jeffran made it 5-0 in injury time.


April 2011
Since Messi’s debut in 2003, Real Madrid and Barcelona have only met each other once in the Champions League and that came in 2010-11 semi-finals.

In the first leg at the Bernabeu, Mourinho’s side were content to sit back and frustrate their visitors and the plan seemed to be working.

However, Messi eventually broke the deadlock in the 76th minute when he converted Ibrahim Afellay’s excellent cross from close range.

The Argentine forward then picked up the ball midway inside the Real half, skipped past Lassana Diarra, Raul Albiol and Marcelo before slotting it past Iker Casillas.

They played out a 1-1 draw in the second leg as Barca progressed to the final and beat Manchester United 3-1 at Wembley.


August 2011
After scoring 53 goals in 2010-11, Messi picked up from where he left off and started the 2011-12 season in excellent form against Barcelona in the Spanish Supercopa.

Having got an assist and a goal in the first leg at the Bernabeu, Messi took things up another level in the second leg at the Camp Nou.

He set up Andres Iniesta’s opener before scoring two goals of his own, including a dramatic 88th-minute winner to make it 3-2 on the night and 5-4 on aggregate.


March 2014
El Clasico at the Bernabeu towards the end of the 2013-14 season was one of the best games between these two sides in recent memory.

Messi stepped up with an incredible virtuoso display, and he was directly involved in all of Barcelona’s goals as they won 4-3.

The forward slotted an excellent through ball into Iniesta’s path and the midfielder fired into the top corner after just seven minutes.

Karim Benzema’s quickfire double turned the game around before Messi cut inside the area to fire the visitors level just before the break.

Cristiano Ronaldo’s penalty restored Madrid’s lead, but Sergio Ramos was shown a straight red card and Messi won the game with two penalties of his own.


April 2017
The league title was on the line once again at the Bernabeu and Messi scored a superb individual goal to make it 1-1 after Casemiro had given Madrid the lead.

Ivan Rakitic put the visitors in front in the second half, but that lead only lasted a few minutes as substitute James Rodriguez thought he had earned Madrid a point late on.

With the game tied at 2-2 in injury time, Messi fired in from the edge of the area to win it for Barcelona and send them top of La Liga.

He then celebrated his 500th Barcelona goal by taking off his shirt and holding it out in front of the Madrid fans.

Courtesy of planetfootball

7 times Lionel Messi ruthlessly destroyed Real Madrid in El Clasico



Lionel Messi enjoyed an incredible career at Barcelona and if there was one game guaranteed to bring the best out of him it was El Clasico.

The 35-year-old made his first appearance against Real Madrid in 2005 and ended up with 26 goals and 14 assists against them in all competitions.

Messi became Madrid’s arch-rival over the years and we’ve looked back at seven of his best moments in this fixture.

March 2007
Messi was only 19 years old when he played in his first-ever El Clasico at Camp Nou, but he announced himself to the world with a stunning performance.

Madrid took the lead three times during the game, only for the teenager to peg them back all three times and secure a 3-3 draw.

That was Messi’s first senior hat trick, and he has been a thorn in Madrid’s side ever since.

May 2009
The La Liga title was at stake when Barcelona travelled to the Bernabeu at the end of the 2008-09 season.

Pep Guardiola famously deployed Messi as a false nine and it proved to be a masterstroke as the Argentine constantly dragged the centre-backs out of position.

Messi set up Thierry Henry for his side’s first, then scored their third and fifth goals on the way to an incredible 6-2 win in Madrid’s backyard.

Barca went on to win the treble that season while Madrid were left in tatters and went trophyless.


November 2010
Messi may be an incredible goalscorer, but he doesn’t always have to find the back of the net to make an impact.

Jose Mourinho had enjoyed the greatest start of any coach in Real Madrid’s history after taking charge in 2010, but his first El Clasico would be his toughest challenge.

Messi was the target of some cynical Real tactics, but he was still able to dictate the game and wreak havoc from his free role.

Barcelona were 2-0 up at half-time before Messi set up two David Villa goals and Jeffran made it 5-0 in injury time.


April 2011
Since Messi’s debut in 2003, Real Madrid and Barcelona have only met each other once in the Champions League and that came in 2010-11 semi-finals.

In the first leg at the Bernabeu, Mourinho’s side were content to sit back and frustrate their visitors and the plan seemed to be working.

However, Messi eventually broke the deadlock in the 76th minute when he converted Ibrahim Afellay’s excellent cross from close range.

The Argentine forward then picked up the ball midway inside the Real half, skipped past Lassana Diarra, Raul Albiol and Marcelo before slotting it past Iker Casillas.

They played out a 1-1 draw in the second leg as Barca progressed to the final and beat Manchester United 3-1 at Wembley.


August 2011
After scoring 53 goals in 2010-11, Messi picked up from where he left off and started the 2011-12 season in excellent form against Barcelona in the Spanish Supercopa.

Having got an assist and a goal in the first leg at the Bernabeu, Messi took things up another level in the second leg at the Camp Nou.

He set up Andres Iniesta’s opener before scoring two goals of his own, including a dramatic 88th-minute winner to make it 3-2 on the night and 5-4 on aggregate.


March 2014
El Clasico at the Bernabeu towards the end of the 2013-14 season was one of the best games between these two sides in recent memory.

Messi stepped up with an incredible virtuoso display, and he was directly involved in all of Barcelona’s goals as they won 4-3.

The forward slotted an excellent through ball into Iniesta’s path and the midfielder fired into the top corner after just seven minutes.

Karim Benzema’s quickfire double turned the game around before Messi cut inside the area to fire the visitors level just before the break.

Cristiano Ronaldo’s penalty restored Madrid’s lead, but Sergio Ramos was shown a straight red card and Messi won the game with two penalties of his own.


April 2017
The league title was on the line once again at the Bernabeu and Messi scored a superb individual goal to make it 1-1 after Casemiro had given Madrid the lead.

Ivan Rakitic put the visitors in front in the second half, but that lead only lasted a few minutes as substitute James Rodriguez thought he had earned Madrid a point late on.

With the game tied at 2-2 in injury time, Messi fired in from the edge of the area to win it for Barcelona and send them top of La Liga.

He then celebrated his 500th Barcelona goal by taking off his shirt and holding it out in front of the Madrid fans.

Courtesy of planetfootball

Flamemignon1:
Yea,Beeson is also known for his visuals,I remember him saying he had to go back to the drawing board for Valerian and the city of a thousand planets after seeing the first Avatar visuals

why do you think impossible technology is feasible in filmmaking like the time traveling machine, hoverboard.

Flamemignon1:
The fifth element

It's supposed to be a satire of some sort following stereotypical archetypes of the scifi trope but instead it turned out to be a Jean-Paul Gaultierre Fashion film that didn't manage to star his muse Madonna and is Tucker's character Ruby Rhod supposed to be funny or annoying because I kept perceiving the latter (my friends do tell me I have no sense of humor), don't really like or care about Willis but he was solid in this bringing his die hard self to this,as for Milla,girl was so obscure until almost the last act before she had her shine

did you see the flying cars

abduleez1:
Lol.... I wonder how people dey stomach CAMrip for this day and age.

I say make I try am with Bullet Train last year... Lai lai, I no even watch reach 1min. Person send me Quantumania few weeks ago before the clear version even available sef... As I say make I preview am, find out say na CAMrip, Omo na delete straight up.

I produce authentic camrip straight from alaba.

abduleez1:
Lol, this trolling no fit work LAYE!!
I don't find Zendaya attractive. I'm just fond of her and respect her craft. She's pretty good that she's earned my respect.

I initially disliked her in Spiderman movies and still do, but I've been marveled by her acting chops in Euphoria. So I wish her well.
She's actually pretty tho, I just don't find her sexually appealing. Her body structure just ain't my cup of tea.

Liar. All liars shall go to hellfire

Rokiat:
Why is that somebody posting naked pics here?
Mods please do the needful.

I just wish you could suck my dick

Rokiat:
I know this topic may be ironic coming from me but I am generally very curious. I have seen men of all statuses go crazy for it whether white or black-although it does seem to be black men who like it the most. Women seem to go crazy for it too.When i say curvy I mean hourglass/pear shape. I have gotten/get so much attention it’s crazy, that sometimes it starts to get embarrassing even at work that now I have started wearing loose clothing at work just to feel comfortable.

I want to cum on your ass

Olarewaju89:


Let be honest, they have really try.
Nobody believe they can even qualify for top 4 let alone to be in number one in the EPL with those giant club like man city and co.

where did you get this picture

ThierryJay:
Despite Ferran's impressive performance tonight I believe Raphina should still start ahead of him at Old trafford. His style is more direct.

Cant believe I'm pinning my hope on Raph whom I've heavily criticized this season.

raph that cuts and cuts like a knife tru a bread, how is he direct?

ibnlawal:
The information was passed through n power official Twitter page. And that's for the first time such message is passed since the inception of stream 2.

went to facebook and confirmed it. its true

ibnlawal:
Stream 2, alas! Good news. We are getting paid within the week.

source?

giftygirl1:
Please it's a side hustle, never leave your main hustle o.

i did screening 2wks ago. I went to their office on friday to complain that i've not been approved. The man on duty told me i should not worry... Meanwhile i saw people writing their names on a foolscap sheet. He said i shouldn't bother writing my name since i've screened electronically.

Barrywhyte1:
See this queen na

i know this lady from the woman king