₦airaland Forum

abduleez1:
The only young stars from the top of my head I can see that have Di Caprio's ceiling is Austin Butler, Jonathan Majors, Daniel Kaluuya, Lakeith Stenfield, Robert Pattinson, Bill Skarsgard. Etc.

Chalamet na fine boy looks and teenage love sensation na en make am popular.
He's very much sought after but I never see that generational raw talent in him.

Henry Golding

Brazen

From the stables of Netflix comes this mid level crime thriller. First of all, its an indie movie, and these kind of film can either be a hit or a miss. For me, its a mix

The Man for the Job

A break from the norm. First of it's kind in Nigeria. Director Niyi Akin ventures into the world of tech in his latest project. It's the story of Joseph, a brilliant tech guy who abandons his calling to work in the bank in order to save his sick child. Along the way things turns from bad to worse as forces beyond his control connive to steal from him. If you are into tech IT stuffs, this is for you. You be the judge as the plot is kind of zigzag with lots of flashbacks and an abrupt ending. My score for this movie is well hmmm... I'm sitting on the fence of broken bottles because it's a Nigerian flick and I don't want to be biased. I advise you to go and watch it and put money in the pocket of the Nigerian filmmakers. Help Nollywood grow and catch up with Hollywood. The time is now.
Star attraction: Ini Edo with her sexy silicon booty if you like artificial stuffs

Isabi4lov:
Good morning for now I ain't in the mood , thanks for your understanding.

alright. are you on facebook? If that is fine by you

Isabi4lov:
That's okay , I know everybody can't be the same nevertheless someone need to thread with caution.

should i send a DM? Good morning

Isabi4lov:
That's okay , I know everybody can't be the same nevertheless someone need to thread with caution.

if I ever hurt you, call the DSS. I'm ready to plead guilty for dafamation of character cos you are one of a kind.

Isabi4lov:
Yes I'm on WhatsApp but the thing is that I don't want to go beyond chatting anyone here , I don't want anybody to start trolling me on nairaland , if it's Facebook or any other app that reveals one identify, I wouldn't mind because I've people that knows me very well , but here you won't see anyone to support you

first of all, i wont troll you. Its not in my dna. I'm one of those guys that check in and check out of nairaland talkless of trolling sb i'm familiar with cos i'm an easy going guy. I can be playful atimes. But i know my boundaries. Altho i understand your point. I wont force you but if you give this chance, i won't disappoint you and i won't hurt you or do anything to tarnish your image.

Isabi4lov:
That's fine , well that's me for you

so are you on one of those chat apps? i would like to get to know you better offline.

Isabi4lov:
How come you like my vibes , just wanna know

i like your frankness. You are blunt. Like when you said serious guys are hard to come by. I like that from a lady.

Isabi4lov:
Really ??

i'm fùcking serious. Are you on whatsapp cos i like your vibe

Isabi4lov:
That's my style

i would like to hang out with you

DonBenny77:
The self acclaimed "PH significant girls" won't key into this na to dey chop wike crumbs and share kpekus for PDP chieftains dem sabi
Olosho$

you sabi any ph gal wey i fit fùck?

Isabi4lov:
Nowadays to see a guy that's serious for marriage is also difficult, na pipe and swipe with baby mamas mentality full outside. God will help we the single ladies .

are you celibating?

ukaface:
For you to even think you are worth me telling when I will be getting married is laughable.
People just get unnecessary confidence

you are a woman for godsake and your place is in the kitchen. My mind is telling me you are into hookup

Earthstorms:
It is simple, do unto others what you want others to do to you.

You need to realize that sex is sex, so why get it from several women when you can get it from your wife.

To me, successful marriage is about mutual respect and people being responsible. It starts with selecting the best partner that you can find and both of you agreeing to try your best to make the marriage work.

what about see finish?

tiswell:
So after the peak years,what next?


sense is really far from you!

go and read. you reek of abject ignorance. Spits and smh

ukaface:
do I need to be married before being responsible

you are a two face mofo. You are advising sb but you dont want to get married. I pity people taking advice from you

lereinter:
Be deceiving yourself

go and research. You are a buffoon.

Earthstorms:
I have been married to one woman for over 20 yrs now?

So what is the question about staying with one woman?

how do you do it? For us that are used to frolicking with multiple women

Wiliyanahalowin:
You see, the prevalent challenges in most African society/home is trying to force a young lady into marriage. And when you do because of pressure and ended up with a wrong man they will start admonishing that God hate divorce! My candid advice to you is, if you are a Christain please seek the Will of the Almighty. It is not everyone that must marry biko. And if you have been having sexual intercourse in your previous relationships please avoid it. Better late, than now or crash in the future! Do have a blessed weekend.

when are you getting married?

Akorkor:
Ignore them. Do not let anyone force you into getting married. Being married is not a success.
Most important thing in life is for you to be happy. When you are ready, do your thing. Do not let them push you into making a grave mistake.

are you married?

Earthstorms:
Lower your standards and marry someone, there is no perfect man out there and there is no perfect marriage. Just get someone and be true to the person. If it does not work out, you can get a divorce later. Hopefully by them you would have had some kids you can call your own.

Wishing you the best.

can you stay with one woman?

ukaface:
Hmmmm
No one can stop the society/family from this marriage talks especially when they feel the person has come to a marriageable age.
I will just advice that you give yourself your happiness and peace, minimise the family visits, minimise the phone calls but try not to go invisible( we still need family) . Just get it at the back of your mind that their constant demand for you to get married isn’t coming from a place of trouble, they just mean well for you, you know ? Getting married, having kids ( society see this as success) but what you owe yourself is happiness, you can’t automatically run into marriage with any kind of guy, with this present guys in naija woman need to shine eyes o.
And I will also advice you pray about it * shrugs*

you, when are you getting married and be responsible?

tiswell:
I'm sure ya momma won't have accepted ya dada had she been 'selective"

I repeat, 'you are still a kid son,experience will teach you"

Women has flower moments in their lives,19-24yrs.
And their desperation clocks begins from 30-34yrs.
Anything beyond that is very anti-biological and definitely must have reverse biological and psychological effect on the lady involved.

...and by extension, her family!

get out you møron. Women flower moments run from 18 to 30 years where they enter their peak years.

Vijuchoco:
Kpele, my own sef worse. I introduced someone to my family around May, last year but I later noticed something I didn't like and would not be able to live with, so the relationship ended.. I didn't bother telling them about it because explaining some kind of things gets me annoyed. Since then, they've not stopped asking about him.
Just this evening, I was with my aunt on the phone. The call was already over 45mins, the moment she said "wey Raymond nar", I just told her good night and she started laughing..

In my opinion, I think you should minimize the rate at which you give them audience..

are you a virgin?

Jennyclay:
Congratulations to her. I wish her safe delivery

i would like to impregnate you

Okiton:
I swear

If I see dis babe I go knack am nothing go happen

what if she turn to king cobra?

truthCoder:
I remember when a girl wanted to ‘lamba’ me with a similar story.

We just had our first sex and i was drying my self with a towel. She was on the bed looking at me. She just called my name and told me that i was lucky that she really likes me because she is a senior witch.

I looked at her in the face, went to meet her on the bed and confidently told her that because she confessed to me, i would protect her and also bless her because i am a senior wizard too.

I then threw the towel away and had another round, this time harder.

pass me her number. I'm hørny for some witchy pussy.

KingMack:
[b][i]Try come my house den turn to half snake half woman....na for me to jus cut the half snake part sell am give lala


Omo I don cash out

mumu, what if she turn to anaconda?

Borntosmoke:
Yesterday match analysis from me.

Sancho play better yesterday. Have never seen any player in this life wey dey calm on ball pass Sancho. The boy too calm
Sabizter is a good signing, he is going to cook with casemiro. Sabizter is not a holding midfielder like eriksen with but he will adapt.
Gernacho Bleep up yesterday. Just losing ball. He should work on is goal scoring ability.

Whoghost is a big flop. He should be thrown to bench
Fred also Bleep up yesterday

Sabizter is more useful than fernades yesterday to those of you people blaming sabizter. Fernades cause our first goal . 3 shots played, one goal contribution. What a debut for him

what value does bruno add to the team apart from ghosting in matches?

Breaking news: ronaldo scores four goals

SOZINN:
After watching Chinonye Chukwu's movies. I'm more convinced that the best Nigerian film makers are not in Nollywood.

tunde kelani is from where? People will just come here and be saying bullshit about their home industry and they called themselves nigerian. Where is the patriotism?