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Travel / Re: Funny Things First Time Travelers Do Abroad by ngbede69: 7:39pm On Dec 23, 2013
Went out with friends to eat at subway, never eaten there before so i use style dey my guy back, they see wetin him the order, as e reach my turn, all those their things name to hard to pronounce, na so i ask for chicken and turkey together inside my italian bread, with cheese and tuna. When e reach drink, them just only give me cup i come the find the vending machine, meanwhile e just d beside me, na so i go press for ice, ice almost full my cup, na just small coke i fit add untop. i come even forget to carry straw and cover for the cup, nobe small ice cubes i chop that day o as i d try drink my icy coke!! After i finish chop reach house i purge for 2 weeks. i finsh 2 roll of tissue paper. E bin no funny at all.

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Travel / Re: Funny Things First Time Travelers Do Abroad by ngbede69: 12:11pm On Dec 23, 2013
I remember when i came in first, i was asked to take the trash out, i took it out and emptied the content then returned the bin bag back to be used another time.. If you see shout wey my uncle shout for my head ehn...

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Music/Radio / Re: Beyonce Ft Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie? by ngbede69: 9:21am On Dec 13, 2013
Ya. Its true man.
Travel / Re: Uk Student Visa/tier 4 Pbs - Your Questions Answered Part2 by ngbede69: 10:24pm On Aug 15, 2013
1) Which official exchange rate do they use there at the UK embassy??
2) When you've submitted your application, if the exchange rate goes above what u have, does it affect your application in any way??
NYSC / Nasarawa Refuses To Pay Batch 'b' State Allowance by ngbede69: 12:56pm On May 13, 2013
Its almost 2weeks 2 POP and they've refused paying us our money!!! We Complained severally bt no positive response...this state don't value corpers at all...
Car Talk / Re: Leaked Images Of the 2014 Range Rover Sport by ngbede69: 3:20pm On Mar 14, 2013
The car is fine sha.. Anybody knws hw much it cost Lemmi save part of my Nysc allawe 2 buy it!!

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Jokes Etc / Re: Real Puzzle by ngbede69: 5:47pm On Feb 25, 2013
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NYSC / Picture Of Hardship During Service by ngbede69: 9:52am On Feb 19, 2013
We must weigh d food!! NO CHEATING!!!

Education / M.eng In Canada by ngbede69: 9:27am On Oct 19, 2012
Are there schools in canada dt can accept a 2nd class lower for a masters programme in engineering?? All d schools are asking for a second class upper as if e easy 2 get for naija??
Your contributions would be highly appreciated!!
TV/Movies / Re: Best 2013 Movie(s) You've Watched!!! by ngbede69: 8:02am On Oct 07, 2012
John Carter of Mars
Bel Ami
Avengers
Car Talk / Hybrid Car Owners!!! Lets Meet Here by ngbede69: 7:06am On Aug 31, 2012
If you own a hybrid car, let's meet here and share problems, solutions to the hybrid cars we have!!
Romance / Re: Why Are You Still Single? (please Choose) by ngbede69: 10:11am On Aug 28, 2012
Is cz I can't date food!! Ya dig??
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Reading (4 - 2) On 22nd August 2012 by ngbede69: 9:59pm On Aug 22, 2012
Anyone who says 'Torres is back' needs to go back 4 yrs, watch the guy play. Then realise how much of an insult that is to his former self.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Reading (4 - 2) On 22nd August 2012 by ngbede69: 9:35pm On Aug 22, 2012
Fernando Torres was so offside he managed to sign a fan's shirt before he scored.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Reading (4 - 2) On 22nd August 2012 by ngbede69: 9:19pm On Aug 22, 2012
Havilah93: thats the only thing i hate in sturridge's play......selfishness
Heard sturridge took a test recently..he didn't pass!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Reading (4 - 2) On 22nd August 2012 by ngbede69: 9:15pm On Aug 22, 2012
Chelsea's plan for the second-half: Do not pass the ball to Fernando Torres.
Health / Re: Doctor in the House: Free Medical Advice Available by ngbede69: 10:14am On Aug 16, 2012
Tnx a lot sir..

Sir, is there a treatment for wart?? And how do I go about it??
Health / Treatment For Genital Wart by ngbede69: 9:45am On Aug 16, 2012
Pls I want a doctor 2 help prescribe a drug or ointment for the treatment of genital wart...
NYSC / What Soldier Men Do With Our Girls In Camp by ngbede69: 10:02am On Jul 18, 2012
This picture was taken in 1 state like that. A youth corper was caught with a soldier!

Politics / Re: Minister Under Fire Over Corps Members’ Posting by ngbede69: 12:10pm On Jul 14, 2012
boyendowed: Useless man
that's what u get wen u give sumbody that read islamic law a minister.. That man's so clueless!!
Politics / Re: Bomb Blast In Bauchi NYSC Camp? (Just A Rumor) by ngbede69: 3:02pm On Jul 11, 2012
cyril83: No be rumour oh,more than 50 people are dead in that camp,we need to put a stop to this mess
its a lie!! Drs no bomb blast dere, its jst a rumour.. Deres rumour here in nasarawa camp dt drs a bomb.. Its a big lie!!
Sports / Re: Balotelli's King Kong Pose by ngbede69: 8:19am On Jul 03, 2012
masterpiecer: This guy is just something else, he always makes headlines with his controversial attitudes, first it was "y alwaz me", now its his king kong pose after destroying d german machines wit 2 spectacular goals, he is very controversial but u jst av to love him

Culture / Re: Funny Pidgin Proverbs by ngbede69: 7:32pm On Jun 28, 2012
Na for aftnun dem d find black goat!!
TV/Movies / Re: What Has Happened To NN24 News Channel? by ngbede69: 6:22pm On Jun 26, 2012
adiga_d: they will come on air 4 debate in 2015
.. LWTMB
Car Talk / HELP ITS URGENT!! My Toyota Highlander Hybrid Won't Start by ngbede69: 2:00pm On Jun 23, 2012
My 2006 hybrid toyota highlander is refusing to start.. There is an error message which says "check hybrid system" what do I do
Car Talk / My Toyota Highlander Hybrid Won't Start: "Check Hybrid System" by ngbede69: 1:51pm On Jun 23, 2012
My 2006 toyota highlander hybrid is refusing to start.. The error message on the screen is "check hybrid system".. What do I do now??
Education / Re: Things They Wouldnt Teach You At School by ngbede69: 1:48pm On Jun 18, 2012
mukina2: How to set goals and manage time

How to negotiate, use contracts, and not get taken advantage of.

Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying

Owls are one of the only birds that can see the color blue

how to survive in the real world.

"The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter of the alphabet

It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open

half of the things you're learning are never going to be used in the real world

Rearrangement of word to get sam or almost similar meaning
1) The eyes = they see
2) Dormitory = dirty room
3) Mother inlaw = woman hitler
4)Desperstion = a rope ends it
5) Mukina =

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Autos / What Is Inverter Coolant by ngbede69: 1:41pm On Jun 18, 2012
I seriously dnt knw what inverter coolant is.. I have this 2006 highlander hybrid model amd frm the day I bought the car the inverter coolant has been low. Can I get d inverter coolant anywhr here in nigeria and for how much??
Car Talk / Re: Hybrid Cars In Nigeria - Assessment, Performance & Maintainance by ngbede69: 12:51pm On Jun 18, 2012
ngbede69:
I've got a 2006 toyota highlander hybrid version and am really enjoying it.. Bt am still scared its goin 2 disappoint me 1day.. I've.
www.toyota.com/html/hybridsynergyview/2006/fall/battery.html

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