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1. You want a dozen dozens. Really? How complicated can color matching be? White goes with black and black goes with everything else – most of the times. But, no, it has to be solid colour for solid colour, shade for shade, stripes for stripes, and polka dot for polka dot. Really?And then there is the perfume. As if it is not hard enough for men to understand why you need all those pairs of shoes.
2 *Initiate s*x, sometimes-men have noidea how much they want a lady to initiate s*x.The thing about this is that when you initiate it, you make the man to feel wanted and that adds a lot of currency to their self-confidence. Feeling wanted by you means that you are still attracted to them, And that they are still the one you want after all this time. Of course men kind of know that already, but it helps to be reminded now and then of how important they are to you.
3 *What do you really mean when you say ‘Fine’?- okay’, or ‘do whatever you think is right’? men have come to notice that you, actually, get angry when they go ahead and do that about which you said ‘fine’ or ‘okay’ or ‘do whatever you think is right’.What is more confusing to men is that there are times when your ‘fine’ really means ‘fine’ and your ‘okay’ is really ‘okay’. But apparently, in woman-speak some words or phrases have contradictory meanings depending on a woman’s mood, time or place. The challenge for men is to figure out when you are using which ‘fine’ or the rest of your ‘special’ vocabulary.
4 *Be s*xy for them- Some men would be very pleased if their woman did a str!p tease for them with pole and all. Others would prefer a catwalk or a la-p dance. The thing is that all men feel great when their woman does something s*xy for them – puts on a s*xy dress at home, or indeed l!ngerie. Most women would find no issue with putting on l!ngerie or wearing some s*xy dress just for their man. some may find doing a str!p tease demeaning. That is why men never ask because they do not want you to feel demeaned.
5 * Men are afraid to ask you to lose weight- men understand and appreciate the fact that a woman’s day is always full as you try to be the best you can be for your husband, the children and even your office. They know that you are, practically, a hamster on the wheel, always doing something and finding something to do the very moment you get some free time. They know how hard it can be for you to spare an hour of your time to go to the gym a couple of times a week.
6 * Special bedroom services-Once in a while for no reason at all a man would like for you to give him a quick!e.Like just come over lock the doors, grab the remote control, pull up your dress, straddle us, unzip his trousers, take him inside you and proceed to do so until he c0mes. Then plant one big kiss on his mouth, get off and proceed to the kitchen or any other job you were doing.
7 * Why do you buy food you will not eat?- They are healthy foods but including a bag of oranges, a dozen apples, a dozen tangerines and two dozens of bananas on the groceries is not a very good idea for a household of two people. More so when the batch that you bought last month and the one before that all ended in the trash.Menare not against you eating healthy foods whenever you catch a bout of healthy living as you usually do at the beginning of the year. In fact they love it and pray that you will stay on the plan.
8 * How about showing some affection in public?- Every man becomes a king when his lady hooks her hand into his elbow as they walk or stand in public. But much as they would like you to do that, it is kind of a difficult thing for them to ask. It is okay, for a woman to ask to be held but, somehow, it sounds sissy when a man does it.So, now, that you know, remember to slip your hand into him as you walk into the mall, give him a kiss to.
9 * Can we record ourselves having s*x?-men know that it is very easy for anyone to find your s*x video and post it on Youtube or Facebook for the whole world to see. But the truth remains that watching a s*x film of you really turns them on. Men do not know why but it really does.

Justice Mu’azu Pindiga, chairman of the Rivers State governorship election tribunal, was removed after investigators from the Department of State Security (DSS) discovered that the judge had accepted a bribe of N200 million from Governor Nyesom Wike, the major defendant in an electoral case before the tribunal.
Gov. Nyeson Wike
Our sources within the DSS said their agents confronted the judge as well as the President of the Court of Appeal, Justice Zainab Bulkachuwa, with evidence of the bribe. Justice Bulkachuwa then decided to remove the tribunal chairman.
Justice Mohammed Ambrosa was then asked to replace the compromised Justice Pindiga, as the President of the Court of Appeal said there was no point swearing in a new judge.
Two lawyers representing clients whose petitions were before the electoral tribunal told SaharaReporters that they welcomed the firing of Justice Pindiga. “Apart from the fact that he has been exposed for being corrupt, he has not demonstrated any knowledge of electoral matters,” one of the lawyers said. “I can tell you that a number of lawyers who have appeared before him have found him wanting when it comes to issues pertaining to the electoral laws of this country,” he added.
Another lawyer echoed the sentiment. “We had protested to the President of Court of Appeal to replace the judge. He was a poor judge,” he said.
After learning about the replacement of Justice Pindiga, Mr. Wike’s lawyers launched a feeble protest, criticizing the reconstitution of the tribunal. However, their protest was silenced when they were told that the governor’s bribe to the removed judge had been exposed.
Governor Wike had made at least two attempts to see the Chief Justice of Nigeria to seek the CJN’s help to influence the outcome of the tribunal, but the nation’s top judge declined to meet with the governor, citing his fear of President Muhammadu Buhari.
SaharaReporters learned that Mr. Wike’s lawyers facilitated the collection of the N200 million by the ousted tribunal chairman.
Justice Bulkachuwa, who oversees the Court of Appeal, is mentioned in legal circles as a keen receiver of inducement in past electoral tribunal cases.
Source : Sahara Reporters

The best romantic ideas that will make your girlfriend want you more
Women love it when their men show them love in a romantic way and that is why you need to learn and know some things that can be fun and romantic when you do them for your girlfriends.
When you are in love as a man, you should not just depend on the normal relationship extras to grow your relationship, you should learn how to be a good flirt and fun to be boyfriend so that every woman will admire you and with that, its a sure bet that you will keep your relationship for a long period of time.
Normally when you love and show affections to your girlfriend, and she knows that you love and care for her, there is this feeling you always have in you that makes you want to show more of that love to your girlfriend and make her know you love her beyond affection and facial love.
Well here are some fun to practice and also, flirty ideas which are romantic and which you can try with your girlfriend when you want to show her more love.

1. Send her text messages.
Text messaging is is just one among the best romantic ways you can show to your partner that you her and you always think about her. Think of how boring a relationship can be without text messaging and what she would be thinking about if you don’t text her.
You should text her about how you feel when thinking of her, or how eager you are to see her or talk to her, or how happy you are to have her in your life, or just text to tell her “i love you”.
Texting is romantic, and just think of how you are going to feel about your girlfriend when she texts you something sweet that you would read a hundred times. Women love it when you text them and its just romantic and fun, it boasts the relationship and keeps it away from getting boring.

2. Buy her gifts.
You don’t need to get the most expensive ones before you are ready to give her a gift. Just make sure you take the gift and put it up in a more romantic way that she will love.
You can buy your girlfriend flowers, chocolate, biscuit, her favourite drinks, anything at all which you know she is going to love. And when you buy them, you present them in a more pleasant and unexpected way that will make her blush and go like wow!
When buying her gifts, she should not know about them, and that is why you have to make it a surprise, do it in such a way that she never thought you could do it.
When you buy her a gift, you can decide to drop them in her room and put in a more romantic area like her bed or take it inside her car, or anywhere, depending on the outreaches of the environment she leaves in.

3. Send her love letters and cards.
Another way you can show her love in a more romantic way is buy writing your feelings down or just buying love letters and then, presenting them to her with or without her knowing.
By doing so, she will be able to always feel that romantic part in her boyfriend whenever both of you are together.

4. Go dumb and express your mind using gestures or by writing on a paper.
Maybe you have never tried this out, but it works like magic, and the last time i tried it, i can remember what my girlfriend did, she laughed like crazy, then smiled and just came closer to me and kissed me like crazy, i mean she all went nuts just on that.
So you should try this with your woman too, when both of you are sitting together, and the chemistry between the both of you seem great, just stop talking and go dumb for a minute or some seconds, depending on the way she reacts to your dumbness. Then after she react or try to know why the new behaviour. Pick up your pen out of your pocket, and get a piece of paper, or just go get her journal, and write something very romantic that’s all about her, then just go to her, still pretend to be dumb, then when she reacts again, just hand her the writing on the paper or the journal let her read.
Just do this and see how fun and romantic it will turn out, just like kids right? That’s why kid love use to be sweet and a lot more fun. When you do that to her, she would probably want to return the favour to you and even do the same.

5. Cook for her.
This is just way too romantic and loveable, no girlfriend would rate this as a non romantic idea, and whether you buy it or not, that is just the truth.
So maybe you went over to your girlfriend’s place and she went out to work or just a daily routine, in an interest to build up your list of surprises for her and get her blushing for offering to cook for her before she arrives home. That will be so romantic because when she starts tasting your meal, you will get a good rating and a very sweet one, but oh, that’s only when you are good at cooking, don’t even try that if you don’t learn or know how to cook.
6. Massage her.
This one is not a new thing in the book of romance, but it is absent in many relationships i have seen today.
When your girlfriend is back home and tired, what do you offer to help her do?
Perhaps you can prepare a shower for her and lead her into the shower, after that, get her clean and back to the room, then option to give her a massage and then, do it just like you are doing it for the last time in your life.
You will not regret this if you do it to her and she will always remember you for that.
There are many other lists on some of the best romantic ideas you can buy in a bid to impress your girlfriend and show her love beyond affection. So feel confident and good to go as you try them out, they are surely going to help build a better atmosphere for a better relationship life between the both of you.

Here’s what we’re thinking when he’s getting to work down there…
1. Oh right OK, no build up, you’re just going to lunge straight in.
2. WHEN DID I LAST HAVE A SHOWER?! What if I smell?
3. And I bet I’ve definitely got a stray bum pube I missed with the razor last night, FFS.
4. What if he thinks my ingrown hairs are genital warts?
5. Relax. Concentrate. Relax. Concentrate. Relax. Concentrate.
6. Hang on, is that a water mark on the ceiling? Is there a leak? OMG there must be a leak. We must definitely call a plumber.
7. No wait, remember what you’re doing, enjoy this, it only happens pretty much NEVER.
8. I wonder if this is what a dog’s water bowl feels like?
9. OK, why does he think a casual finger pumping pairs well with gentle tongue action?
10. And now he’s pressing me like a panic button. Dear lord make him stop.
11. Should I give his head a little reassuring stroke for encouragement?
12. OH HELLO. WHAT IN THE SWEET NAME WAS THAT MOVE?!
13. I’m so glad I’m not a squirter. Imagine if he had some odd bodily fluid come shooting towards his face.
14. Oh wait.
15. He’s poking his tongue suspiciously near by bum. Am I OK with that? I’m going to go with no.
16. Oh OK, we’re all good. He’s back to rubbing me as if he’s sand-papering a wall.
17. I’m definitely going to have to give him a Mouth Action after this aren’t I?
18. I wish he’d stop stroking my thigh stretch marks, they’re not baby kittens.
19. I *think* I just felt an orgasm brewing, EXTRA CONCENTRATE MORE THAN YOU DO FOR THE X FACTOR LIVE SHOWS. YOU CAN DO THIS.
20. I hope he doesn’t expect a kiss after this.
21. Oh, he’s puckered up and lunging at me. Good.

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STATEMENT BY MUHAMMADU BUHARI
PRESIDENT,
FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA
AT THE OPENING SESSION OF THE 25TH ASSEMBLY OF HEADS OF STATE AND GOVERNMENT OF THE AFRICAN UNION
JOHANNESBURG, SOUTH AFRICA
14TH JUNE 2015
Excellency President Robert Mugabe, Chairman of the Union,
Excellency President Jacob Zuma, our Host,
Excellencies fellow Presidents and Heads of Government
Excellency Mr. Jan Eliasson, Deputy Secretary-General of the United Nations,
Excellency Dr. Nkosazana Dlamini Zuma, Chairperson of the AU Commission,
Excellencies, Heads of Delegation,
Invited Guests, Distinguished Ladies and Gentlemen
1. Please permit me to join previous speakers in conveying my delegation’s appreciation to our host, H.E. President Jacob Zuma, to his Government, and the brotherly people of South Africa for their warm hospitality, and for the excellent arrangements made for our comfort and for the success of our meetings. As this is my first address at this august assembly, may I also congratulate H.E. Dr. Robert Gabriel Mugabe, President of the Republic of Zimbabwe, for his unanimous election as the Chairman of our Union.
2. I feel highly honoured and extremely pleased to be able to address you today, barely two weeks after my inauguration as the President of Nigeria, following the 2015 Presidential election in my country. That process, which was adjudged as the fairest and most credible in the history of elections in Nigeria, was midwifed by the dogged and sustained determination of the Nigerian people, and their desire to deepen our democracy. Their quest was amply supported, and even encouraged by the goodwill of our friends and partners in the international community. I therefore wish to seize this opportunity to convey my very deep appreciation to all those who contributed to the success of that election.
3. My election has been described as historic. I agree that it is indeed historic because for the first time in the practice of democracy in my country, an opposition Party has defeated the ruling Party in a keenly contested election. The election was also held against the backdrop of the fears and concerns expressed both in Nigeria and among our international friends abroad and partners that the outcome of the election could spell doom for Nigeria. I am glad that even though those fears and concerns were not without basis, the outcome was totally different, to the relief of all of us.
4. I cannot fail to acknowledge the very positive role played by my predecessor, H.E. President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan, in averting the feared crisis, and in facilitating the peaceful transition of power between the two parties. I also wish to express my deep appreciation to all who honoured us with their presence at my inauguration, and even those, who for unavoidable reasons were unable to attend. I thank you all.
Mr. Chairman,
5. It is gratifying to note that our Union has made laudable progress over the past one and a half decades since its transformation from the Organization of African Unity (OAU) to the African Union (AU). Notably, we have been able to redirect our priorities at the continental level from mainly political goals to more diverse aspirations that are equally fundamental to our survival and development in a global community.
6. It is however clear, Mr. Chairman, that some of the greater challenges to our peoples within this Union still lie in the political, economic, as well as peace and security spheres. Our continent is currently bedevilled by the twin evils of terrorism and insecurity; poverty, youth unemployment, and underdevelopment. The destructive effects of the inhuman and criminal campaigns of the Boko Haram insurgency in Nigeria and neighbouring countries; the Al-Shabab attacks in East Africa, and the activities of the Al-Qaida in the Maghreb, all bear testimony to a continent under siege.
Mr Chairman,
Excellencies and Colleagues
7. On our part, I was convinced on my assumption of office that the best approach would be to work within the framework of the Lake Chad Basin Commission (LCBC) to mobilse collective support to fight against Boko Haram. I have in this regard, directed the relocation of Nigeria’s Command Centre to place it closer to the theatre of action. Furthermore, I have vigorously engaged the members states of the LCBC to better coordinate the strategies and tactics in fighting the insurgency in the region. I believe that this approach can be enhanced through complimentary regional and continental efforts.
8. The images in the international mass media of African youths getting drowned in the Mediterranean sea on their illegal attempts, and often times illusory hope of attaining better life in Europe is not only an embarrassment to us as leaders, but dehumanises our persons. Indeed, they combine to paint a very unfavourable picture of our peoples and countries.
9. Those of us gathered here today owe it as a duty to reverse this ugly trend. We must put an end to the so-called push factors that compel our young men and women to throw caution to the winds and risk life, limbs and all, on this dangerous adventure. We must redouble our efforts to sustain the economic development of our countries, ensure empowerment of our youths, create more jobs, improve and upgrade our infrastructure, and above all continue the enthronement of a regime of democracy, good governance and respect for human rights and rule of law. These and other measures that engender peace and stability must be pursued relentlessly.
10. In this connection, we must persist in our collective endeavour to work together through the African Union and our respective Regional Economic Communities (RECs), to uplift our continent and provide the African peoples the enabling environment for the realization of their legitimate dreams and aspirations. At this juncture, let me assure you of the unflinching commitment of Nigeria to the ideals and aspirations of the African Union as explained in the Agenda 2063, which is geared towards ensuring a peaceful, prosperous and integrated Africa in the next 50 years. It is for this reason that Nigeria is fully and irrevocably committed to the ECOWAS vision.
11. We do so because we believe that African integration is best attained through the instrumentality of our Regional Economic Communities (RECs) as the building blocs of viable continental institutions. Nigeria will therefore continue to play her part in supporting the African Union Commission and other continental and regional institutions in their efforts to prioritize African development in all sectors of human endeavour.
12. The journey might look arduous, but certainly not impossible. There are opportunities in every challenge. If and when we adopt this call for a change of attitude, approach, and disposition towards agreed protocols and commitments, we shall be bequeathing a politically stable, economically developed, and socially harmonious Africa, thereby justifying the confidence reposed in us by our electorates. We will also demonstrate our qualities as statesmen and true daughters and sons of Africa.
13. I thank you for your kind attention.

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Source: http://www.channelstv.com/2015/06/14/full-text-president-buharis-speech-at-the-opening-session-of-the-au-summit/