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mine - yours = 0
mine = yours

Mine - yours = 0, do the math.

Marraige is cute, it's like the cutest thing ever. A man joining a woman, both living together, legally forming a family, having kids. The anxiety to see what the kids turn out to look like, which of the parent it looks like . . .

Is your husband Nigerian?

Alagolo is married? AWWWW, how sweet, how long have you been married? Any kids yet?

Presenting joseph6 https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-157550.0.html

Toyosi, pls don't click on that link, I love you and I want you to stay innocent.

Did tumfulu get banned? Please get with joseph6, he is as gangster and hardbody as you like them, he fucking rapes goats for Henry neville's sake.

*Morenike:
follow kini? am her security guard o.

She's safe with me besides she's old enough anyway.

*Morenike:
This election don enter your head abi? getting some ko getting lysosome ni

I knew people were following us all along, only God knows who else has been eavesdropping

Some free drinks, eh, what do you mean that's not what I meant.

Now that your Obama won, am I getting some tonight?

TOYOSI20:
I see MC Cain making a Concession speech. . . . .

Are you buying the drinks tonight? It's only right since you're the Obama supporter.

Rap is an art like creative writing and creativity can be anything from telling a true story in a beautiful way to telling a false story in a creative way and making it sound like the truth.

Some rappers lie and some rappers tell the truth.

Tune in to CNN to see rednecks crying.

Yeah, 90s NY rap is the best thing that ever happened to this planet. A few people are doing it well nowadays, but most of the rap on radio is the watered down version for crack babies.

I am definitely not sleeping tonight, everyone in my neighbourhood is shouting OBAMAAAAAAAA, cars honking, televisions are loud as fu-k!

My sister is freaking out, haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. I hate all you Obama nut gobblers, he is no superman, he is not on the good side, he is just the less evil one.

I listen to a few love songs, not a lot. I'm more of a early 90s hardcore boom bap era rap, but I listen to a few good love songs like that one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaQy1isA0a8.

I have more beautiful songs for you, don't want to bore you so I'll unleash them one at a time. First this song dedicated to you for bringing my smile back,

Tries to sing "with you I found my smile again"


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jpgYH-y_pc

It's supposed to be romantic and scary. It's from this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hy1SSlrznOc#

I know you're trying to be hubmle but please don't ever describe yourself in words used to describe common females. You are not a good girl, you are a great African queen.

Wow, I really appreciate that. You have a knack for saying just the right things, not saying too much or saying too little, just the right things.

Hopefully, this election and all it's fanfare is over as soon as possible, I'm sick of it. Now why don't you all live this threads and let's get back to our regular schedule of programs.

Just for to satisfy my curiousity, how many people tell you the same thing everyday.

I know you're not a soothsayer but your beauty is futuristic and anyone who tells you otherwise is a liar.

Don't regard any of these as meer sweet talk, they are honest words straight from my heart.

Even if I was blind, deaf,dumb and crippled, I'd never ever think about looking at her for 2 secs, you on the other hand = eye candy . . . sweet for za eyes, o dun wo.

It's disgusting, it's always overweight hoodrats and ghetto birds wearing them. This picture is so ugly, i had to check your beautiful picture right after seeing it.

Speaking of haterz, I hate the hi hater t-shirts I keep seeing nowadays.

Something along the lines of If the rat is not able to eat 'ere', he'd rather waste it. This means all this bad belle people are trying to spoil what we have at all cost just for the sake of it.

I know there's no way in hell you'll understand what I just typed, my Yoruba is deep like that. Do you want me to translate?

I see them lurking and going through our conversation, bad belle people. Won fe wo ile ola, woni kakak'eku ma j'ere a fi wawa danu.