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CultureRe: Having A Sixth Finger by nguage(m): 5:10am On Oct 25, 2008
TOYOSI20:
let mr morenike catch ya. . . . . . . . tongue

n-g. . . . .kilo de otito now. . . . . . . . . shocked cool
? ? ?

What's wrong with the truth? Is that what you typed?
CultureRe: Having A Sixth Finger by nguage(m): 5:04am On Oct 25, 2008
The reason I'm reacting this way is because I really liked toyosi and i was ready to bring wagons of dollar$$ but now . . .
CultureRe: Having A Sixth Finger by nguage(m): 5:00am On Oct 25, 2008
A 20YO that likes a 15YO is a -----------------
CultureRe: Having A Sixth Finger by nguage(m): 4:57am On Oct 25, 2008
Legal or illegal, na deport dem they deport foreign pedophiles.
CultureRe: Having A Sixth Finger by nguage(m): 4:52am On Oct 25, 2008
*Morenike:
It's that serious? shocked shocked

Boy, you have lost your mind! cheesy cheesy
It's that serious o, I no want make dem deport me.
CultureRe: Having A Sixth Finger by nguage(m): 4:47am On Oct 25, 2008
Before I continue the conversation, tell me your real age and post your birth certificate.

blackspade:
Na bruva, you fell under the same spell as I, and we're not pedo's, just unaware of the age. I'm 19 not too far, but still sad. I'm just so Weak for bodi!
No bro, 19 - 15 = 4.

Four years is a big deal. And now that you know you should stop.
CultureRe: Having A Sixth Finger by nguage(m): 4:36am On Oct 25, 2008
blackspade:
huh huh huh
Na so I react too, mesmerized, astonished, perplexed. See as I don dey plan and she turns out to be 15. This is sad. Blackspade, am I a pedo?
CultureRe: Having A Sixth Finger by nguage(m): 4:33am On Oct 25, 2008
This is a lose-lose situation for me, a 15YO and a 13YO. I
CultureRe: Having A Sixth Finger by nguage(m): 4:30am On Oct 25, 2008
*morenike, thank God I didn't  ignore you yet.
CultureRe: Having A Sixth Finger by nguage(m): 4:29am On Oct 25, 2008
15? What are you doing online?
CultureRe: Having A Sixth Finger by nguage(m): 4:25am On Oct 25, 2008
Not dirty just being stupid. Why so serious?
CultureRe: Having A Sixth Finger by nguage(m): 4:23am On Oct 25, 2008
Is Toyosi really 13? I feel so guilty now.
CultureRe: Having A Sixth Finger by nguage(m): 4:20am On Oct 25, 2008
I asked you to please take a picture and you ran off.

Let's stop talking about that, except you really feel like showing me. Me o mind.
CultureRe: Having A Sixth Finger by nguage(m): 4:17am On Oct 25, 2008
TOYOSI20:
Not after what u tried to pull yesterday. . . . . . . lipsrsealed angry
I apologized already, besides I didn't pull your shirt up and take a picture, I asked if you wanted to do it.
CultureRe: Having A Sixth Finger by nguage(m): 4:11am On Oct 25, 2008
Toyosi, I know its not fair but let's leave alagolo to herself while we tell each other how cute we look.
CultureRe: Having A Sixth Finger by nguage(m): 4:01am On Oct 25, 2008
What matters is that Toyosi thinks I'm cute. I'm one step away from confessing my feelings for her.
CultureRe: Having A Sixth Finger by nguage(m): 3:59am On Oct 25, 2008
Those aren't boogers, ladies. Now, thats enough eye candy for a day.
CultureRe: Having A Sixth Finger by nguage(m): 3:52am On Oct 25, 2008
As for my dimple, you can see signs of it, you'll see it better if I had a full smile. You're lucky to even see what I look like, I'm taking it off in t minus 10 seconds.
CultureRe: Having A Sixth Finger by nguage(m): 3:50am On Oct 25, 2008
It was the camera on my crappy crackberry so you can't see nothing.

Toyosi, are you still mad at me for asking for breast pictures yesterday?
CultureRe: Why Do Nigerians Especially Those Abroad Hate The Nigerian Accent? by nguage(m): 3:48am On Oct 25, 2008
DavidDylan:
Karmamod has a good accent by the way. wink
Karmamod and David?
CultureRe: Why Do Nigerians Especially Those Abroad Hate The Nigerian Accent? by nguage(m): 3:27am On Oct 25, 2008
I'm sure most of the people clowning the accent in this thread have a thick one.
CultureRe: Why Do Nigerians Especially Those Abroad Hate The Nigerian Accent? by nguage(m): 3:06am On Oct 25, 2008
plus_Queen:
Nigerians nko.
she's a[b] ness[/b]
meaning nurse.
That one gives me the jeebies
Thats Ghanian, no dey mix am up. Na so you don tey for abroad?
CultureRe: Why Do Nigerians Especially Those Abroad Hate The Nigerian Accent? by nguage(m): 3:04am On Oct 25, 2008
KarmaMod:
Oh please. They pull that line on everyone because it's the in thing now to like "exotic stuff"

What's your name

Blah blah

Oh that sounds so unique and pretty.

It's like abeg shut up.
No ma'am, my name is n-guage and I know when people lie, a lot of them are genuinely in love with it.
CultureRe: Why Do Nigerians Especially Those Abroad Hate The Nigerian Accent? by nguage(m): 3:03am On Oct 25, 2008
The beuty is that Nigerians really have different accents. Even Yorubas have about ten different accents

The young rich educated yoruba.

The young educated yoruba

The illiterate yoruba

The old yoruba

The old educated yoruba

The rich educated yoruba

and that's not all of it.
CultureRe: Why Do Nigerians Especially Those Abroad Hate The Nigerian Accent? by nguage(m): 2:59am On Oct 25, 2008
KarmaMod:
Indian accent isnt funny/. It's the fact they shake their heads like they are playing ludo in their brains that is hilarious

Osisi I maintain they are worse than us jo.
Nigerian accents are beautiful, you want try how girls dey ask me where my accent is from. Eh
CultureRe: Why Do Nigerians Especially Those Abroad Hate The Nigerian Accent? by nguage(m): 2:56am On Oct 25, 2008
The generalization for this forum dey alarming.

Question is what does a Nigerian accent sound like?
CultureRe: Having A Sixth Finger by nguage(m): 2:49am On Oct 25, 2008
I don't need to post mine anymore, it's shitty because I used my phone. But anyway

RomanceRe: Online Divorcee Jailed After Killing Virtual Hubby by nguage(op): 9:33pm On Oct 24, 2008
It will be supercool to have virtual Nigerian website, designed like the real Nigeria, with corrupt police, third mainland bridge and Nigerian music blasting on radio stations. You just gave me a sweet idea
RomanceOnline Divorcee Jailed After Killing Virtual Hubby by nguage(op): 9:11pm On Oct 24, 2008
TOKYO – A 43-year-old Japanese woman whose sudden divorce in a virtual game world made her so angry that she killed her online husband's digital persona has been arrested on suspicion of hacking, police said Thursday.

The woman, who is jailed on suspicion of illegally accessing a computer and manipulating electronic data, used his identification and password to log onto popular interactive game "Maple Story" to carry out the virtual murder in mid-May, a police official in northern Sapporo said on condition of anonymity, citing department policy.

"I was suddenly divorced, without a word of warning. That made me so angry," the official quoted her as telling investigators and admitting the allegations.

The woman had not plotted any revenge in the real world, the official said.

She has not yet been formally charged, but if convicted could face a prison term of up to five years or a fine up to $5,000.

Players in "Maple Story" raise and manipulate digital images called "avatars" that represent themselves, while engaging in relationships, social activities and fighting against monsters and other obstacles.

The woman used login information she got from the 33-year-old office worker when their characters were happily married, and killed the character. The man complained to police when he discovered that his beloved online avatar was dead.

The woman was arrested Wednesday and was taken across the country, traveling 620 miles from her home in southern Miyazaki to be detained in Sappporo, where the man lives, the official said.

The police official said he did not know if she was married in the real world.

In recent years, virtual lives have had consequences in the real world. In August, a woman was charged in Delaware with plotting the real-life abduction of a boyfriend she met through "Second Life," another virtual interactive world.

In Tokyo, police arrested a 16-year-old boy on charges of swindling virtual currency worth $360,000 in an interactive role playing game by manipulating another player's portfolio using a stolen ID and password.

Virtual games are popular in Japan, and "Second Life" has drawn a fair number of Japanese participants. They rank third by nationality among users, after Americans and Brazilians.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081023/ap_on_re_as/as_japan_avatar_murder
PoliticsVisit This Website To Participate In Another Obama Vs Mcain Poll by nguage(op): 9:08pm On Oct 24, 2008
SportsRe: Nigeria Gives Up Hosting Of Under- 17 World Cup by nguage(m): 8:38pm On Oct 24, 2008
Everyone supporting the president's decision should please stop being irrational and think objectively. This doesn't speak well for us in the community of nations, it also labels us as backwards and unethical.

We made a bid to host this tournament, we didn't stop. We won the bid to host this tournament - we kept pushing on. One year into the tournament, we decide to punk out. Shame on Nigeria!

Someone brought up Niger bridge or something like that. The money is not going towards Niger bridge, it's going into importing furnitures, electronics and health care for the fools in power.

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