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Abeg tangent stop posting pictures of white girls.

Seriously, I don't care about bikinis and I don't think any man does. I care about tig ol jiggly bitties, all in my face. Besides, we nudists don't have to worry about bikinis.

spikedcylinder:
LOL!

You made your own with ogiri seeds abi?

"Nna, this bra is a serious bizinES, the diamonds are straight from China. We had to pay $1 million to get them cleared by the customs. 70Naira last price."

Igbo man: I have my own version of that same bra for 100 naira
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I nominate kobojunkie

Cappu baby ko, frappu lady ni.

blacksta:
This one na Anti Christ talk - It is only fool in his heart that claims their is no God. People who shout, fall and do other madness are only suffering from knowledge problems . They simply don't understand the dynamics or principles of God

I'm not Anti Christ, because I don't give a hoot about Christ but I care about people who get brainwashed and spend every little money they come across in church.

*Morenike:
oya, mo ti lo!!

TOYOSI, enjoy!!!

My knight with wagons of dollars is awaiting me in my dreams, and I dare not be late. Nightie night

What kind of knight comes with a wagon of dollars at this time of the night? Spitzer?

HA! Toyosi, I love smart girls. Now stop being smart, grab a camera, lift your shirt and take a picture.

Eh I said left cheek so mine is more like the girl's.

*Morenike:
Nimple, if not, na u get ur wahala o.

Forget about the dimple

WTF is a nimple, substitute the m for another p.

Let's have a deal: My dimple for your . . . rhymes with dimple and starts with a 'N'

Trying to bait me into posting a picture? You can't win.

Bobo o ti salo o. Bobo n plan next move ni.

*Morenike:
And you're trying to get a Naija woman with that?

Abeg, comot from road jor

I should have dropped a Morenike Alagolo reference.

I'm dissapointed no one caught my Boondocks reference. "Bitches love smiley faces"


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArgWxB-vSL8

*Morenike:
lmao! blow it loud o, maybe TOYOSI will finally hear it

Just on the left?

Blow the horn for me, should I send smileys, I hear girls love smileys.

*Morenike:
Ya know, I've only seen one naija man with dimples

I knew I shouldn't say anything about myself on this board.
I have one on my left cheek, cute! Yes I'm blowing my own horn (no homo).

Some Indian guy at my workplace told me my dimple means I will always be a success. My life proves that wrong.

I'm trying to up my game like every guy that wants a beautiful girl like you. Am I overdoing it?

TOYOSI20:
To what?

Start up a little something something with you.  

I promise to send it soon. Maybe that way I'll be able to . . . nevermind.

my phone is fcking up, i'm lazy and don't feel like getting up to grab my sister's shitty camera.

At the expense of revealing too much about myself, I have a tiny node on the small finger on my left hand. When I was younger my mother told me it is an extra finger that wasn't fully developed.

That accounts for me being a genius.

Toyosi, I'm sure you want to see

I wish I had an extra finger

KarmaMod:
don't do black churches either. They are all like zoos.

KarmaMod:
more often then not, yes.

mi o ba yin black o. I'm brown

Kobojunkie, how did you get access into karmamod's account?!?!

God is not deaf, he is more like . . . hmmm non-existent.

Re: Labbi Sifre

Why is it most Nigerian celebrities from the UK are mostly gays?

First gay footballer - John Fashanu's brother

First gay Basketballer - Amaechi whatever the f-ck his first name is

Don't let me find out Osi Umenyiora likes it up the butt.

it only means you're a thief that steals for fame. Jacking intellectual property is not whoa!

They say girls are like flies, they are attracted to the biggest shit.

Hey dude, you need to stop copying someone else'w work without citing the original URL. The same shit you did yesterday for the Beyonce article. You obviously just discovered hiphopdx.

shotster50:
@ samboribo
What was your question??

You should know he meant to type refer. Smart enough to jack someone else' work, not smart enough to make simple deductions.