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Hmm, 2day is d third day, 'wednesday'. Ama bite off sum pple's ear, if d result no come out on/b4 weekend.

ccchris: To God be the glory..i av bin admitted,expect d list soonest..i already confirmed mine

HOW? And When should we expect it?

Shebi na dis week u guys talk, ok o. My fingers aint crossed, they are up and counting. Today is monday, Day 1. My people, how una dey?

[quote author=Al-hasan]U are one of my CRITICS on Nairaland, in d light of dis stop castigating me if u don't want me to BOMBARD ur brain with VITUPERATIVE words.[/quote]. Abeeggi, na wetin, shey na english masters u wan go do for ilorin so? I just wonder wat pple lyk wole soyinka will do wen guys like u finish 4rm d university. Free me jor

well well well am still waiting for nxt week to come [color=#006600][/color]

Vic2much: GET THE UPDATE ON UNILORIN WEBSITE YOURSELF BY CLICK ON THIS

Vic, I respect u, guys i think his info is real, even if its not out next week, he still gave us d ryt info.

Vic2much: am sorry for telling u guys the truth dis is nt prediction ......this z confirm info am givin u guys.......but i see because i giv u d confirm info with me datz cause all dis insult ....am sorry it will nt happen again ....

oya ma binu, eyan buruku lo ba eyan rere je, am very sorry, bt i hope it is released by next week

Vic2much: Unilorin, 2012/13, Second Batch, Admission List Update
Report reaching me this time is that University of Ilorin(unilorin) is set to release the second(2nd) batch Provisional Admission List,the list is ready and will be out latest by next week.
Am glad to announce the joyful news, all candidates who did not see their names on the school merit admission list should be hopeful and pray hard may be the time has come for you to smile.

You don start again abi, if d list no come out nxt week... Dnt wori lets wait til den

1 mnth, 1 wik don pass, series of predictions have failed, now registration has started, and the second list is stil yet to come?

God, help me o, the poly that offered me masscomm is closing its payment of acceptance fee<22,000> on monday...

Ola4shure: u're rite it's a month & wk dif,
but the bitter truth is dat is basicaly 4 remedian candt & for staff slots(letur & prof candt)
u its dificult to find ordinary student there xcept dose low Dept, but i pray this yr will fa4 everybody, and to worsen it, Vc is going nxt month, i.e his last chance 2 help all his pple,
as a guy here will say GOD IS INVOLVED

Bt if dats d case, i wonder why its been delayed

My God is enough for me.

I claim it too o, hmm...but seyi, it 'd beta be on wednesday o,orelse

2nd list will be out soon, it may be as late as October or as soon as next week.

tosins: what's ur score

78%

Wow, i thank God, its now showing my pjamb score. Veri soon it wil show, 'You have been admitted to study Sociology.Bsc'

Anyway guys, sum1 cald me 2day nd told me dat everytin abt d second list ends dis wik... Dnt knw hw far the info goes bt i knw its true

[quote author=SEYI_KP]TO HIM THAT HAS HEAR LET HIM HEAR WHAT D SPIRIT IS SAYING TO THE FORUM. U DONT NEED TO BELIEVE. BY DIS TYME TOMMORROW DIS TREND MUST HAVE BEEN JAMPACKED WITH TESTIMONIES.UNCODE THIS IF U CAN.[/quote]Amen o, but today don reach sha o.

Guys, i paid for change of course bt its stil showin ma former course. By d way in reference to what d site is saying, i'm already admitted.

Guys pls i wana change ma course frm sociology to masscomm, is that possible?

Second List, where are thou?

Abayomin70: u score 0 den there is somtin rung may b in d exam hall u did type A and u shade it that is typeB u are doing

but i'm sure of the type i did... What do i do now? And how about my jamb result, did i make a mistake in that too?

Bro Abayomi, na my own bad pass. My jamb score is 209 and i was given 29. Now i was given 0 in the pume, what do i do.

HOW TO MAKE A MAN
HAPPY:-
> 01. Feed him
> 02. Sleep with him
> 03. Leave him in peace
>04. Don't check his phone (Msgs)
>05. Don't bother him
about his movements
>06. Honor him
{}Whats so hard about
that.... ?{} HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN
HAPPY It's really not difficult To
make a woman
happy; a man only needs to
be: > 01. a friend
> 02. a companion
> 03. a lover
> 04. a brother
> 05. a father
> 06. a master > 07. a chef
> 08. an electrician
> 09. a carpenter
> 10. a plumber
> 11. a mechanic
> 12. a decorator > 13. a stylist
> 14. a sexologist
> 15. a gynaecologist
> 16. a psychologist
> 17. a pest exterminator
> 18. a psychiatrist > 19. a healer
> 20. a good listener
> 21. an organiser
> 22. a good father
> 23. very clean
> 24. sympathetic > 25. athletic
> 26. warm
> 27. attentive
> 28. gallant
> 29. intelligent
> 30. funny > 31. creative
> 32. tender
> 33. strong
> 34. understanding
> 35. tolerant
> 36. prudent > 37. ambitious
> 38. capable
> 39. courageous
> 40. determined
> 41. true
> 42. dependable > 43. passionate WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
> 44. give her compliments
regularly
> 45. Take her shopping
> 46. be honest
> 47. be very rich > 48. D0nt stress her out
> 49. D0nt look at other
girls AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU
MUST ALSO:
> 50. give her lots of
attention,
> 51. give her lots of time,
especially time for herself
> 52. give her lots of space,
never worrying about
where she goes IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
> 53. Never to forget:
> * birthdays
> * anniversaries
> * arrangements she
makes And Have SEX with her!!!

Infact, i first tut i'm d only 1 with dis, it realy dawned on me especialy d nyt barca and chelsea. Dat nyt, i was sitn unda a mango tree, then a gal saw me and asked y i wasnt watchn d game, i said i hav no interest, the nxt tin d gal said was i'm nt a boy. SMH

[quote author=c-zay]See blatant lamentation, ranting, venting, condemnation, agonising... Meanwhile some will be praising, joyous, excited...over their jamb scores.The best for your guys is to keep burning the mid night oil over your pume and most importantly be steadfast in prayer...wish you guys luck[/quote]c-jay, burn wetin, i'm just recovering from wat burning midnyt flames for jamb caused, now u're talkn to me of midnyt flames? ;-(

I would rather sue jamb than write jamb nxt year, nd i wonda y d oda thread for those seeking redress frm jamb was blocked

The scripts were marked in a hurry. A faulty result was released, hw i wish i could sue them ;-(

With all my efforts, i expected nothing less than 310, bt it seems 100 was deducted from my mark

Lets all wait till tomorrow, coz d result i'm seeing here is nt d result of d exam i did

Chk urs here http://www.jamb.org.ng/Unifiedtme/default.aspx

True or nt true, d result is out, chk it here http://www.jamb.org.ng/Unifiedtme/default.aspx
gud luck