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shymexx:
Spec for a wife? - Funny thread

Anyway, I've a nice chic on my profile that looks like a great "spec" for me. I won't mind sleeping next to that for the rest of my life.

A Rolls Royce Phantom, bulky in the right places, and a drop-top with no wig, attachments, weaves, lace-front etc.

Excuse me Sir, I heard my name

Ladies in the house. What will be your reaction if ur fiance' doesn't want you to secure a gov't job when he marries you?
Well,he feels he has all it takes to take care of u and d kids, and wit the flimzy excuse that men will be disturbing u at ur place of work.
He rather prefers to plant you in a shop or supermarket, after all the stress of studying hard to pass in the university. Thereby rendering ur certificate useless.

Ladies, would you go ahead with the engagement? And guys....what's ur take on it?

Lanister:
All I see is a woman who looks like a grandma. And a man who looks like a grandchild

Lol....thou art wiked

frustratedman:
He lost every war against the misfortunes of those who believes in him. I am living testimony. He has failed me many times and I have nothing left. He is just a lazy arrsee and powerless as a stone. Fvking basstard God. I hate God

Your Moniker says it all. U are indeed a frustrated man.May Mercy speak for u today IJN Amen

Pls help me look for the second leg of my slippers. I can't find it

Liability:
was my post meant for you? Biiiiitch!

4vck off my sight!

. Ha.......u have issues. Go sort urself out

Liability:
bro....sorry for all this.

I believe in second chance but not in this case,

she has proved that she was never satisfied with you, this kind of lady can kill you.

U were very lucky to have caught her with her lies.

Do not ever accept her. Those begging and tears from her and fake. If you accept her then you are the biggest fooool on earth. Even God will not forgive you. Ur dad was right in not supporting ur marriage with her.

We ladies we are very dubious and deceitful more than the devil. Do not ever allow ladies to play their games of deceit on you. Once you catch its over.

Op, dont bring God into this, he is not even looking at this relationship of urs.so dont feel bad, let i go, free her, dont ever marry her, she can poison you without thinking twice.

If you had lost ur pee....nis in an accident for instance do you think she will stay with you? Never!

The choice is yours,,,...but dont be a fooool twice.

Hello? wats all dese jargons abt girls bein dubious and decietful? So guys are d honest ones huh.......take some seats pls.
@ Op, do wats on ur mind. bt I advice u forgive her. U will enjoy her mor now cs she will try and mak it up to u knwin fully well u dnt trust her anymor. Besides wat guarantee do u have dat ur next date won't do wors?

sonOfLucifer:
Open your heart to light. Open your heart to knowledge. Open your heart to empowerment. Embrace your carnality. Embrace your inner Satan. Lust and love. Feed and be drunk. Break free from the chains of holy books. They do nothing but spread ignorance. God is the gateway to ignorance and darkness. Let the light of Lucifer open your eyes. See the world as it is, for man was appointed to understand not fear. Man was appointed to discover. Pursue knowledge wherever it may be. Let all blasphemers be blessed for nothing is holy. Spit on the filthy sepulchres of the dead Jesus. Spit on the filthy pages of the worthless books. Be free in mind and spirit. That is your only purpose.

And Jesus wept

MuguliciousMUGU:
My favorite bible character is solomon... Imagine that man had 1000 wives and 5000 concubines... I want to be like him

ur Username says it all......

macof:
useless man. Instead of going to ur father's shrine to honor the God of your land you are going several miles to worship a dead jew. So disgusting

I weep for u.....

This woman get mind sha........

btw how do dey do it at night....

Cute baby tho

wow......adorable kids. bt wait a minute.. could ds be real?

Hmmmmmm......quietly observing

Who will get me pregnant wt twin babies

ouch...ds babies are so so cute

hahahaha....LWKMD

This Op no well at all .......C comments......

Nairaland is surely d place to cool off on a hot afternoon

Eerhhya....no wonder i'v not been to access her blog sinccceee.

Chai...sorry Lindi baby

I pray dey fix wateva is d problem soon

...I tire for Naija celebs sef, na by force to marry?

MisterLongman: Two wrongs don't make a right - but in mathematics minus(-) x minus(-) = plus(+)

I am so impressed wif dis......kisses

Erotex: In those community there are two tribe over there
Igala and igbos
The igbos wants to merge with enugu why igalas want to merge with kogi.

Right now they are all benefitting from enugu pocket.
Let igbos be igbos and igalas be igalas
After all igalas are not worthy to live with.
I have been with them before

Why are u casting ur ignorance like this...SMH

Vanilla twilight by owl city


dt song mks u smile before taking his call......so romantic

what shall it profit a woman to dress half naked nd yet be despised nd irritated by men she hoped to impress

ayukdaboss: Yes

Lol......let me catch u

For those of you who wrote the screening test in Anyigba last week.....go check ur results at the school portal


Best of luck

For what?? Am I mad?.........

Am I mad?.........

Men, how do u feel if ur lady is the money bag of the relationship? Does it make you feel less a man?......your opinions pls

My mistake ws caring too much
I learnt neva to show too much care lest, he takes u for a desperado

@0p
U got me on most of them especially d "Adele's part"

It's funny though

I hate it when guys bleach......wat is their problem?

@Op....this is super story

A stingy man will always be stingy no matter how nice nd caring his lady is.
As a matter of fact, some men make it a rule neva to spend on their women untill after marriage.

Just study ur man before u apply d above listed guide inother to get ur man to do tins for u

@Op
that's d lie of d. devil. If u re a virgin pls kip urslf.
God that asked us to present our bodies a living sacrifice, holy nd acceptable unto Him is not mad

NEVER allow peer pressure talk u out of ur virginity

I just realised that common sence is not absolutely common...Smh