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Luckybelt:
Someone in canada want a math teacher for his kid 2 hours ever Saturday for 30,000 per month

Na common $27 u won give person to teach your pikin a complex subject like Mathematics for a whole month?

Na una kind dey spoil teaching profession in Nigeria.

Give that to a Canadian Teacher.

This chicken fa my hand.

Even goat wey no dey get sense no fit chop wetin this chicken chop.

Believe anything NDDC at your own risk.

They are full of LIES

Divorce him now.

Becos he will divorce you if he does that same DNA test and finds out the child is not his.

Good Afternoon Everybody.

I burnt my $11.8 account this afternoon while trading Synthetics

I started learning Synthetic trading this last few weeks oo.

Hmmm....no holiday for me o.

And so today I was bold enough to practice on life account.

Come and see as my heart was just beating...gbim...gbim...gbim...gbim...

I trade Vix75.

Price was going on a downward trend on a sell. It was a long downward trend.

Then I saw that price was about to bounce back upwards.

So I did small analysis and I went in for a buy becos I saw the price was about to bounce upwards.

Then boom, I was in PROFIT.

$4 don enter my account in seconds.

I just happy. I say "na me be this?".

I just dey dance.

Before I knew it, Deriv sent me message.

I say ah...maybe na Congratulatory message.

I check am, I see "you have passed threshold bla bla bla"

Before I say make I blink my eye once.

All my $11.8 don clear.

I no see am again.

Omo... everything happened so fast.

I'm crying right now

This is the FIRST time I'm making huge loss like this.

Na so N20,000 ($11) wey dem gift me make I use am sew fine Christmas cloth don go just like that.

I'm not happy atall.

Abeg, I need person to dash me N20,000 make I use am sew new year cloth as christmas don go.

Newbie Forex Trader don tire.

I no do Forex again oooo

Who knows any medication or drug that can help to cure Sickle Cell (SS) patients.

There are 3 Sickle Cell people in my area that need help.

They are SS, SC and SS.

They are always sick.

And the parents have money.

What can they do?

Both Arsenal and Crayfish or whatever the other teams name is will Crumble.

It is well with VDM.

But what is Don Baba J saying?

Anyways, I'm outside my house alone wearing only a black thong.

Nobody should disturb me.

SLAVERY MONEY.

When ballers are balling with huge cash in Nigeria.

Merry Christmas to all my Forex Lovers.

It's me, your Newbie Forex Trader

Enjoy the holiday season and remember Christ is the reason for the season.

I'm so happy.

#NewbieForexTradersMatter

Enskynelson:
Application commences January 2025. Fees is around 115,000.

Okay.

Thank you

Nigerian Qualified Teachers that got UK QTS (Qualified Teachers Status) to practice in UK all from Nigeria kor?

All they needed was our Bachelor's Degree and our License.

Some people will just be typing rubbish

Now USA has opened a pathway for Nigerian Qualified Teachers to come and practice in USA.

All they need is our Degree.

Infact, I need to learn to ignore some topics on this forum.

Apply at your own risk.

Your landlord is a good man.

By the way, who did you vote for?

Whether Christian or Muslim, just be a good human being.

Can Fowl be N30,000?

As u are eating different kinds of food and drinking different kinds of drinks and alcohol, make sure you order for this Natural Health Tea immediately.

You drink it after Christmas or after New Year Festivities.

After drinking it, it will remove all the toxins that has been stored in your body, stomach and organs which entered your body through food you ate or drink you drank or alcohol you drank.

If u know your carry big belly due to alcohol wey no dey comot for your eye, na u suppose dey front for queue.

If u dey chop chop anyhow from January to December especially this Christmas and u dey carry your body and organs dey waka up and down, you suppose dey front for queue.

Your stomach is dirty
Your body is dirty
Your organs are dirty.

Help your kidneys and liver do it's work.

You suppose clean up your body and organs after the festivities.

Don't carry your dirty stomach, dirty body and dirty organs up and down.

You need this product.

NAFDAC approved.

Delivery Nationwide.

Nairaland every bad news

Let them have fun.

It's the season of fun.

Skanas:
You’ve been asked severally to shed more light on the issues you have with them so people can draw conclusions, I wonder why you’ve not done that.

If only you know the number of traders here, who have been with HFM for years with no issues till date, you go dead this ur agenda.

What is my business with the number of people with them?

I have done my part to let you all know.

You can do as you wish.

Like they say, some lessons are better experienced than told.

seeteazain:
What happened please I have account with the

Remove all your money from them immediately.

Or else,

Get ready to cry BLOOD.

Rapmoney:
Many young men have delved into unfortunate marital union based on the common misconception attached to Proverbs 18:22 which states that "He who finds a wife, finds a good thing and obtains favours from the Lord".

Do not be deceived. There is no scientific, cultural, social, religious or economic evidence that once a man gets married to a woman, he begins to obtain favours. If a man begins to experience favours in his life after getting married, it clearly shows that there are some unique and profitable qualities the woman possesses. It could be that she has financial wisdom, an astute business person, a prudent and wise woman who knows how to create and sustain wealth or a supportive wife that can go out of her way to see that the family succeeds.

As a man, don't ever you think that immediately you tie the knot, favours begin to troop in through doors and windows because your wife has two large breasts and a vagina in between her legs. You have to be very intentional when getting married except you have no mental picture of the family you would like to build.

"He who finds a wife (a good, wise and prudent woman) obtains favours from the Lord". Not just any woman. If you marry the type of woman that doesn't mind using your child's WAEC fee to buy shoes, bags or asoebi, and still expecting to obtain favours from the Lord, you will soon meet your Creator.

Let us not deceive ourselves. Marriage doesn't just bring favours because you exchanged vows and you have 'kissed the bride'. If you are a hardworking and ambitious man, favours will be obtained from the marriage if your wife is someone who has substance, prudent and sees opportunities even when they are not clear.

Happy Sunday and Merry Christmas in advance!

He who finds a WIFE finds a good thing and obtains favor from God.

The bible did not say...
He who finds a WOMAN finds a good thing.

Not every Woman is a Wife

There is a big difference between a Woman and a Wife.

So many men today did not find a Wife. Instead they found a Woman.
That's why the problem started from.

It's sad.

Women are everywhere but Wives are rare.

May God help men to find a Wife and not a Woman in Jesus name.

The Bible is clear and the word of God never lies.

Goodlyhrt:
My parents tried to raise us in the way that most Christian homes would go.. In the way of the Lord! And all the associated activities of going to Church all Sundays, ignoring all other associations as they are perceived as being unequally yoked with unbelievers. Adhering to all doctrines of the church no questions.

I was raised in this type of environment. In short my parents were staunch members of the Deeper Life Christian Ministries (DLCM) and all my formative years where under the doctrines and teachings of the church.

My parents and the Church taught me to put all my hope in the Lord in all situations and never to complain much because God will make a way even at the dieing minutes.

So I grew up weary of my non church going environment. I wouldn't find myself being a social animal that I am working aggressively hard on becoming nowadays.

So I made church friends, and went to church gatherings, church schools right until my secondary school days.

But there is a catch.

I watched my family falter and we lost everything we had. My father went down with diabetes around 2008 and nobody to help. He lost his carpentry workshop and showroom.. almost lost his life to the disease.

The Church, my church DLCM couldn't offer us good help because they too were individually waiting on the Lord too. So they offered us help but meager.

But that was the only gathering we knew and are aquatinted with.

No Umunna membership, ordinary friends gathering or in another word Friends club. Even market association, my parents never belonged to any of those.

We solely waited on the Lord and around 2011, my dad's diabetes was somehow controlled. Thanks to my Uncle in the village who came to our rescue by using herbs and leaves to help my dad. But not without enough convincing and lobbying from my uncle because my parents saw the help as being fetish of some sort.

In fact at that time we were not in talking terms with the said uncle because of his native practices. But at the end of the day he came to our rescue through the herbs he gave to my dad.

What I am saying is that my parents lifestyle of being too churchy in the way the raised us has been net detrimental in my life as a grown man and to my siblings too.

Talking about me. I didn't finish my education due to my dad's health and the fact that there's no one that could help me who my dad is aquainted with. My social skills is zero until recently. I didn't know how to deal with anybody outside talking about church related stuff and academic stuff I was lost.

So I am on this situation all thanks to my parents way of life of being too judgemental of everything not church related.

In short right now I don't how to keep a healthy relationship - you know calling to check up on someone, buying gifts, attending birthdays and all those stuffs that make knowing people interesting. I am just trying to pick these stuffs up from the street now.


And it hasn't helped in any way.

I think it has brought untold hardship to our lives in the sense that we suffer alone with no one to help. Not uncle's, not friends because we hardly make friends. In those days I wondered why no one visits my parents at home while all our neighbors hosted visitors almost all day especially on Sundays. Unless we are hosting Bible study session.

The simple truth is that no one should exist alone in this plane Earth. We were never built to survive alone and my parents and the church were all wrong.

So I stopped going to church totally. I hated my life how it has turned out and wish I could've made my own decisions earlier in life.

Of a truth I started dodging church activities very early in my teen years but I met stiff rebuttal from my dad. You know the "if I don't see you in church blah blah blah no school fees for you blah blah blah".

Because I started noticing something was off.

They said God answered prayers but I couldn't get answers to mine. I could remember one time in the DLCM camp ground. I prayed earnestly to be healed of my deformity, seeing that others got theirs and I was moved and cried sore for God to heal me. Even made promises to God if he proves his faithfulness. But it seemed the blessings from pastor Kumuyi would never get to me.

I was depressed and got angered.

Starting from then, my prayer life took a dive. Interest in the things of the church tanked.

Also my dad's ill fortune and how we suffered to eat most times during that time, made me question God and doubtful in everything.

In conclusion. We are never going to survive alone as species. We all need US in our lives.

I have started opening up to non church related associations lately. I even joined another church howbeit a modern church if you know what I mean. But now, I joined the church with a purpose. Not because I like going there but because I needed the connections there.

In the Bible it says that we should worship God with understanding but most non-orthodox denominations don't understand a thing.

My message to everyone.

Go out there and be aquainted with your fellow humans. Don't listen to religion and its backwater ideologies because we can't survive alone.

Join a political party, know some force men and become friends. Go to events with the sole aim of meeting new people.

Attend seminars and be active in the society.

A little appraisal of the Yoruba people. In the way some of them practice the Abrahamaic religion. They don't go overboard like the Northerners because of Islam or as strict as the Easterners, my people, in the way they practice Christianity. I stayed in Lagos for upto six years and I was initially confused in the way they practiced the Abrahamaic religions but now I understand better and I am in love with their way in that aspect.

Lastly be wise in your association with people. I.e. avoid secret societies or cult groups because although they'd promise you protection but it's all a lie.

I want to add this.

I learnt this from a pastor.

He said that the reason why Africa is suffering and is in great poverty is because we don't have more partnership businesses.

People have really nice business ideas but no one to sponsor them because African people are not inclined to form partnership so they don't know how to handle it.

In Europe or "the West", many people live off their investment in numerous business partnerships. No matter how little the business they invest in it and get it working good and then get ROI. Even when they are not actively employed or run their own personal business. But they are getting ROI from the investment in other people's businesses.

I think this is true though.

Sorry for the long read.

I can relate to your story.

Thank you for writing this.

successsam121:
Lie!
They have various trading accounts, you only need to choose the one that best suits you.
Been using them year in year out since 2012 to date. Good spread compared to other brokers.

CaptainJune:
That is not true. HFM is one of the best brokers on the planet. I know because I have been using them for years. They may not have the best competitive spreads but they have good spreads compared to others. They are reliable and efficient. Their customer relations is excellent.

I don't know your issue with HFM but saying they should not be recommended goes against my experience with them.

Please stop saying what you do not really know.

HFM is the WORST WORST WORST BROKER EVER ❌❌❌❌❌❌

If you are coming newly into Forex Trading, please AVOID HFM as a company.

The company is about to pack up but they are just trying to patch things up.

Happy Saturday

Happy Saturday

Happy Saturday... Happy Saturday.

Have a wonderful evening

Happy Saturday

Happy Saturday

Geovanni412:
Best broker with spread - bybit mt5
Good broker, quick verification, wider spread- hfm

Your choice

HFM is the WORST❌❌❌

Anyone that uses them should get ready to cry BLOOD.

Do not recommend them to anyone again.