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Family › Re: Is This True Love Or Foolishness? (Photo) by Nicepoker(m): 9:31am On Jan 14, 2022
This one is an accident victim.
Health › Re: Having A Heart Problem At The Age Of 28.. I Need Help And Advice by Nicepoker(m): 10:09pm On Jan 13, 2022
jimmyolasun:
Reminds me of a friend that was diagnosed with cancer and had few months to live. Those few months actually was the best years of our life and friendship. Everything he was asked to abstain from was what we did together. From partying to flirting and traveling, just name it. Everything we never did while growing up and focused on money, we did. God bless his soul.

He actually died a peaceful death in his sleep while we were drunk the night before right beside us his friends. I lay right by his side while he went cold never to wake no more.




All I wrote are just fiction.

But the story dey touching abi? Walahi, e touch me too..
Thank God I didn't fall for your tricks. I read from bottom. grin
Celebrities › Re: Jnr Pope Smashes A Man’s Windscreen During A Fight (Video) by Nicepoker(m): 10:02pm On Jan 13, 2022
[s][quote author= post=109346691]All for the gram




Meanwhile,
All for the gram meaning :
It is a phrase that refers to when a person does stuff for the sole purpose of posting it to Instagram.

Next thread pleaseeee.......[/quote][/s]
Politics › Re: South South, South West, And The North by Nicepoker(m): 9:58pm On Jan 13, 2022
Musrataman:
Igbo hatred and greediness destroyed Nigeria foundation and they will continue paying the price until they leave Nigeria
What is the way to get the country back on its feet? If we don't restructure. A time will come when the federal government won't be able to pay salaries any more. Have you seen the debt profile. 97% of the country's earnings goes into debt servicing. If igbos leave Nigeria. The rest of the regions will also want to go their separate ways.
Politics › Re: South South, South West, And The North by Nicepoker(m): 9:38pm On Jan 13, 2022
Musrataman:
I know that the south, west, and the north whether in PDP or APC, already know what is about to happen from now till next year in terms of Nigeria political upcoming events.

The east should forget anything concerning Nigeria presidency if not lots of their politicians will end in sucide after what will happen in 2023.

A Part of region that is destroying the foundation of Nigerians through greediness and hatred from the beginning of our independent and until on have no potion in our inheritance.

God reigns
Nigeria has foundation? Where. This country was moving during the regional governance. But even since this federal structure was imposed with that 1999 useless constitution tell me has the country not been going downwards. Grab 1963 constitution and read. Your brains will open.
Romance › Re: I Love Big Yansh ( Pics ) by Nicepoker(m): 8:57pm On Jan 13, 2022
Nyash be like abandoned bungalow.
Romance › Re: Sex With My Co-Worker. I'm In Big Trouble by Nicepoker(m): 8:52pm On Jan 13, 2022
Allow that jezebelic descendant to go. She is already a catalyst to your downfall.
Politics › Re: 2023: Reno Omokri Compares Shakira's Hips With Tinubu's Teeth (Picture) by Nicepoker(m): 8:43pm On Jan 13, 2022
Drug Baron El yellow teeth. grin
Politics › Re: :( Mehn See As Bandits Dey Chill For Zamfara State High Way by Nicepoker(m): 8:42pm On Jan 13, 2022
Zamfara is a useless geographical location anyway. I am not surprised.
Food › Re: Man Shares The Mouthwatering Food A Lady Missed After She Turned Him Down (Pix) by Nicepoker(m): 8:39pm On Jan 13, 2022
saphiere:
Ladies be careful o. This is a trap.
I've once fell a victim of this. Though mine wasn't food.

When I turned his invitation down, he posted the gift he wanted to give me on his status so I decided to visit him. My experience was terrible.

No Nigerian man would give you anything without wanting something in return.

Let us open our eyes this year o.
Nigerian men don't wish us well. They just want to use you and then dump you.
He used common gift to lure you over. Women and free things.
Crime › Re: Five Convicted Fraudsters In Abeokuta To Return $4,641 To Victims by Nicepoker(m): 3:57pm On Jan 13, 2022
See names adopted by these thieves. Slawormiir and his gang.
Politics › Re: Tinubu In Meeting With Ganduje, May Consider Him As Running Mate by Nicepoker(m): 3:47pm On Jan 13, 2022
drug Baron feat dollar thief. grin
Travel › Re: Railway Workers Attempt To Quench Fire On Train Using Leaves In Delta (video) by Nicepoker(m): 3:41pm On Jan 13, 2022
Vinnie2000:
Imagine if Passengers were inside when this Fire started.. shocked embarassed

Would have turned into dat Old Bollywood movie 'Burning Train'.. sad smiley
That coach looks like the caboose. Passengers are not allowed in there.
Celebrities › Re: 2baba Idibia: I No Dey Give Women Belle Again, I Don Change (Video) by Nicepoker(m): 3:32pm On Jan 13, 2022
Him don put girl belly already. grin
Family › Re: My Wife Slaps & Beats Me Whenever We Quarrel, Denies Me Sex. I'm Fed Up! by Nicepoker(m): 3:28pm On Jan 13, 2022
Your sister a woman says whenever she tries that again. Beat the hell out of her. No be me send you marriage
Romance › Re: I Don't Want To Hurt Her by Nicepoker(m): 10:32am On Jan 13, 2022
Abasiokpon:
Unam ikot shey na your village people tell u say i from calabar.
talking to ipob idiots is always annoying, common sense of observation you know get say i no need ur advice cos e no help.
must you comment on everything.
dem no breed u well Unen mbakara
iso nte Ebot Asanu
So you can abuse people like this. shocked
Romance › Re: I Don't Want To Hurt Her by Nicepoker(m): 10:28am On Jan 13, 2022
Op your description is too shallow
Crime › Re: Lagos Barber Stabs Neighbour To Death For Admiring His Pregnant Wife by Nicepoker(m): 9:59am On Jan 13, 2022
On top pregnancy that is not even his own. grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: King Khoisan Arrested For Growing Cannibas In South Africa (Photos) by Nicepoker(m): 9:51am On Jan 13, 2022
Slawormiir hanging on to his precious weed grin
Education › Re: Davido Didn’t Allow His Course Mates Copy Him During Exams – Babcock Lecturer by Nicepoker(m): 9:35am On Jan 13, 2022
Useless lecturers disgracing themselves. grin
Education › Re: Composite Car Produced By University Of Jos Students (Pictures) by Nicepoker(m): 9:28am On Jan 13, 2022
[s][quote author= post=109327610]Lovely.
Beautiful.
Cute.
Lovely
kiss[/quote][/s]
Crime › Re: Man Killed In Anambra For Anaku Deity Sacrifice. Heart, Penis, Head, Missing by Nicepoker(m): 9:25am On Jan 13, 2022
Penis mining in the east grin
Crime › Re: Loan Company Declare Lady Dead, Distributes Obituaries To Relatives - Photo by Nicepoker(m): 8:01pm On Jan 12, 2022
Pay up when it's due. Nobody will harass you.
Romance › Re: You Want To Kill Me With S£x Because Of N50k You Paid Me- H00K Up Girl Ran Away by Nicepoker(m): 7:51pm On Jan 12, 2022
Na Iyaebe be that o. grin
Sports › Re: Drama In The Tunisia Vs Mali Game As Referee Ends Match In The 89th Minute by Nicepoker(m): 6:00pm On Jan 12, 2022
Etinosa1234:
That ref go dey very stubborn sha...

VAR dey correct am, e nor wan hear cheesy
He was in 2018 world cup in Russia.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: A Visit To The Dakkada Skills Training Facilities ..photos by Nicepoker(m): 5:55pm On Jan 12, 2022
Ilaumoh:
your papa
hahahah. Guy do new year give away. grin
Family › Re: Fear Women (what My Friend Sent Me This Morning) by Nicepoker(m): 2:18pm On Jan 12, 2022
Biglittlelois:
99.9999999% of evils in the world are caused by MEN, they are everywhere causing havoc and great catastrophe every single day, we have not seen any lady screaming at the top of her voice saying "fear men", yet the ejaculating gender will keep wailing, shouting their lungs out, and pouring spittle about saying "fear women" when it comes to relationships and marriages, as if women marry themselves, as if the husbands are blameless,

Look at the case of Op, he married someone that he didn't love, isn't bothered when they have a misunderstanding and she leaves, isn't bothered when she comes back, but is surprisingly bothered when she takes almost everything and files for divorce, talk about a fool knowing he is a fool but refusing to believe he is a fool, talk about living in denial of the inevitable, yet surprised the inevitable happened, and in all these, not once did he mention his own fault, instead, he thinks categorising all women as one by saying "fear women" and painting his wife as the villian will make his reality go away, stupid sets of things,

You guys can keep springing up threads upon threads castigating women if it makes you feel better, when you're done, you will all face your harsh reality.
Fear women.
Crime › Re: Court Slams ₦5 Milliom Fine On Police Over Reckless Use Of Power by Nicepoker(m): 1:22pm On Jan 12, 2022
Which one be 5 millioM. grin Look at the kind of admins seun de employ. Half baked admins. grin
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: A Visit To The Dakkada Skills Training Facilities ..photos by Nicepoker(m): 1:15pm On Jan 12, 2022
New year allowance do show. Op any increment? Na new year be this o grin
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Caught Anyone F##king Before by Nicepoker(m): 12:51pm On Jan 12, 2022
I went to visit a friend that was far back 2010.on getting to their house, I heard some noise inside his uncle's bedroom.


Initially I thought it wasn't something important, but I was a bit curious to find out what was going on exactly. I went to the back peeped through the window.


These two rascals were jumping, racing around the room in an unparallel confusion. I adjusted my position like an experienced explorer who has been working all day on his navigational coordinates.


In matter of seconds they were on bed romancing themselves like expert from the porn industry. The guy took off his shorts behold his dick was so smooth and long, as a matter of fact it was as if his drilling tool was carved by a world's renowned artist.It was a masterpiece.

He wasted no time at all, before I could say jack he had sunk his smooth rod inside the valley of no return. I was just wondering like a pelican in the wilderness left alone like a preliminary candidate of failure because I knew I will never participate in such an occasion.


As someone who has the ability to control the dangerous urge I configured myself immediately and express the amazement on a small scale.

The dude was thrusting like an old model tractor trying to navigate its way on a muddy terrain, I experienced clashes of feelings in all directions but with no motion induced at all.

The lady's face was brimming with agitated bewilderment I knew she might have approached cloud 9, Suddenly i turned around as if I was tapped by an unknown spirit.

I spot my friend in the other flank of the compound, I decided to suspend the program in front of me. I headed to his direction.


My friend have been having some unsettled issues with his uncle, when I got to him I uploaded the whole scenario into his brain. The little scallywag just smile and told me "This is time for revenge"

He took out his phone and called the girl's elder brother who was like our acquaintance. Telling him exactly what happened.

The dude came on bike with two of his friends. My friend directed them to where the intercontinental showpiece was staged.


What happened afterwards.............. To be continued
Sports › Re: Eguavoen: How We ‘Tamed’ Mohamed Salah by Nicepoker(m): 12:04pm On Jan 12, 2022
Ziikzii:
The zizzu guy they brought in second half did some damage
Zizo. That guy was good. Wondering why Carlos kept him on the bench.

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