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Sports › Re: Eguavoen: How We ‘Tamed’ Mohamed Salah by Nicepoker(m): 12:03pm On Jan 12, 2022
Football is team work. The other Egyptian players weren't just in the game. You don't expect Salah to perform wonders alone.
Business › Re: Loan Apps: I Have Used My Hands To Bury Myself by Nicepoker(m): 8:38am On Jan 12, 2022
Op its not about saving. You don't know how to invest. I hope I am not on your contact list. grin
Romance › Re: What's The Possibility Of Getting Pregnant Without Penetrative Sex. by Nicepoker(m): 8:34am On Jan 12, 2022
Op the gate way to her valley aren't protected by firewalls. You were playing with all these low budget girls that go about putting on pants with numerous holes. grin
Crime › Re: Soldiers Who Beat Up A Police Traffic Warden In Ibadan Arrested (Video) by Nicepoker(m): 8:27am On Jan 12, 2022
What is conspiracy. The idiot couldn't respond. Just look at the things they keep on recruiting.
Romance › Re: How Do You Feel About African Ladies Who Post Like This On IG? by Nicepoker(m): 8:18am On Jan 12, 2022
Valueless harlots.
Politics › Re: Herdsmen Kill Five, Injure Others In Fresh Attack In Ondo Community by Nicepoker(m): 8:07am On Jan 12, 2022
And they want to vote in that drug Baron.
Romance › Re: The Girl I Meet 2days Ago by Nicepoker(m): 7:41pm On Jan 11, 2022
emmy2fyn:
U this Oloshi, infact u will poor for the rest of ur life. Who didn't made his intention known on time? Infact pls. Don't carry course from here because anyone I caused it usually stamped because it will happen to such person. Though that is who I am. Well that's why I said matured mind because I knew myself so if you carry problem hunnnm na u sabi ooo
Course, caused, curse. Can you choose one pls grin
Romance › Re: Biggest Nose In Africa (photos) by Nicepoker(m): 7:37pm On Jan 11, 2022
Your nose can move mountains. How many horsepower is it? grin
Romance › Re: Pre-wedding Picture Of An Old Soldier And A Young Lady Of Nigerian Army by Nicepoker(m): 7:32pm On Jan 11, 2022
One lazy mod will forward this to FP
Politics › Re: Tinubu Now Have Clean White Teeths by Nicepoker(m): 7:29pm On Jan 11, 2022
Drug Baron El yellow teeth grin
Politics › Re: Man And Daughter Apprehended With Fresh Human Parts In Osun by Nicepoker(m): 12:24pm On Jan 11, 2022
UncleKoboko:
Osù ipób jew pigs
But this one happened in osun nah.
Career › Re: Beautiful Female Engineer Turned Painter by Nicepoker(m): 11:06am On Jan 11, 2022
Whatshallido:
I want to patronize her. Please how do i reach her.
Please can i have her contact?
why must it be her.
Crime › Re: Man Crushed To Death Near Total Filling Station (Graphic picture) by Nicepoker(m): 10:59am On Jan 11, 2022
Taking a look at the picture. See what that bike guy just did.
Politics › Re: How Tinubu Lost All His Money In U.S by Nicepoker(m): 10:57am On Jan 11, 2022
Drug Baron El yellow teeth. grin
Romance › Re: I Went To Buy Condom Yesterday And This Is What Happened. by Nicepoker(m): 10:23am On Jan 11, 2022
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siofra:
So I needed condom for research and I went to get some at a drugstore.

When I got there, I asked the salesgirl for condom and she smiled and winked. I smiled too.

As I was leaving the store one ugly man that has been watching me came to block my way. This stupid, yellow man started insulting me and calling me olosho. I don't usually quarrel in public but I insulted this man and his bleached skin.

See me see wahala o. Does he know what I want to do with it? He said he was angry because I wasn't shy about it that in his time....blah blah blah. He spewed the usual nonsense about virginity nairaland redpillers usually type on this forum.


angry

I'm so angry right now.
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Education › Re: Doctor Who Witnessed Sylvester Oromoni's Autopsy Speaks (Video) by Nicepoker(m): 10:22am On Jan 11, 2022
Lala this has nothing to do with Snakes. Take your time. grin
Health › Re: Man undergoes first successful heart transplant from a genetically altered pig by Nicepoker(m): 10:09am On Jan 11, 2022
GM pigs . Not just any random pig.
Celebrities › Re: Actress Caroline Danjuma Shares Sultry Photos. Annie Idibia Reacts by Nicepoker(m): 8:09am On Jan 11, 2022
What else could they offer. Liabilities
Health › Re: I'm About To Abort A 4-Month Pregnancy Tomoro, My Babe Is So Scared! Help Pls by Nicepoker(m): 8:01pm On Jan 10, 2022
The baby might be deformed.
Celebrities › Re: Nkechi Blessing: I Sold My Range Rover To Complete My House In 2021 by Nicepoker(m): 7:56pm On Jan 10, 2022
Ropostic120:
I love the sense displayed by her here.
Houses are Assets unlike cars
In this context the car was an asset.
Celebrities › Re: No More Artificial Nails — Funke Akindele Promises Self (Pix) by Nicepoker(m): 7:12pm On Jan 10, 2022
And a lazy mod pushed it to FP
Crime › Re: Woman Who Killed 7 Men, Demanded Her Own Execution, Saying "I'll Kill Again" by Nicepoker(m): 6:55pm On Jan 10, 2022
These creatures with valley between their limbs.
Family › Re: Is My Wife Into Runs? by Nicepoker(m): 6:52pm On Jan 10, 2022
She was last seen with Usain bolt. He could be the one coaching her on how to run.
Crime › Re: Man And Daughter Apprehended With Fresh Human Parts In Osun by Nicepoker(m): 6:50pm On Jan 10, 2022
They should just get this head mining industry registered by CAC. grin
Romance › Re: MEN!! See The Shocking BODY COUNTS Confessions Of Our Future Wives!! (Photos) by Nicepoker(m): 6:32pm On Jan 10, 2022
SenecaTheYonger:
So if you find a girl you like and have spent time chasing and she says no to your proposal because she doesn’t want to have more than 2 boyfriends in total, you will not come on Nairaland to cry?
Are you through?
Food › Re: God Blessed Me With A Big Bush Meat This Morning by Nicepoker(m): 3:57pm On Jan 10, 2022
Giant bush rat. If people can consume snake. I ain't surprised you ate that rat anyway.
Food › Re: Is This A Vulture Meat by Nicepoker(m): 3:54pm On Jan 10, 2022
Vulturebbqgrills.
Family › Re: My Daughter Of 4+ Years Would Not Allow Me And Wife Have Sex At Night by Nicepoker(m): 2:07pm On Jan 10, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
Let her watch and observe..she is an innocent kid who has no idea whatsoever what you guys are doing..

Let her be comfortable around you guys when intimate... nothing wrong with it...
You will just run mad on this forum. You think I am joking. grin
Crime › Re: Armed Robbers Kill POS Operator In Oyo (Photos) by Nicepoker(m): 1:22pm On Jan 10, 2022
I know this guy o. Lord have mercy.
Culture › Re: Bunch Of Plantain Spotted With 'Juju' Tied On It To Scare Off Thieves In Calabar by Nicepoker(m): 12:40pm On Jan 10, 2022
1Sharon:
Lmao grin When they see you aren't scared. They themselves become scared because the fear tactics backfired.

If I was there I would gladly smash the pot to pieces..just to make a point.
you don't need to smash his precious pot of juju. This is the same man thieves almost finished his maize grin with his precious pot hanging in the middle of the farm.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Look At What For Naira Loan Company Sent To My Contact by Nicepoker(m): 12:33pm On Jan 10, 2022
SmartPolician:
Madam, a loan defaulter has no image.
Stop wailing and pay up the money you borrowed the company.

They need to pay their staff salaries, rent, fuel their generators, lend money to other customers, etc.

Nigerians like to borrow money but don't like to pay back. If you tell a Nigerian to repay the money you lent them, na insult go follow.

Go and pay up what you borrowed. If this company doesn't use this method, you people will not repay your debt.

Just imagine the advice from Nicepoker. Tomorrow, that one will still go to church or mosque for prayers.
I have never requested for a loan in my life. How can the loan company be sending messages to random contact if not through the process I posted. In life always learn to observe, think, then come up with a reasonable analogy.
Romance › Re: I Got Married To My Husband Because Of His Big Manh00d But I’m Now Scared Of It by Nicepoker(m): 12:28pm On Jan 10, 2022
Made up stories for kids.

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