₦airaland Forum

Smart kid putting it down on paper. I hope na red ink he use write am.

repogirl: Kids never really mean what they say, the boy is just upset, he'll get over it soon enough but then parents shouldn't also provoke kids. Don't go overboard when punishing or rebuking them.

my five year old girl is always saying she wants God to take away her brother and send her another brother cos he destroys her stuff but leave them for a while and they'll begin playing as if nothing ever happened.

wait till ten na u go run

drnairalov: Romance topics alwayz on frontpage...is life all about Romance *straightface

another used and abandoned being. Sorry

chaberry: Hmmm, We're really goin international, NDI IGBO IBE'M KWENU!!!

shut up

5k to get rid of an unwanted pregnancy. But no be me put am the belly o.

The disease has a yoruba name.

MissIndependent: Who Suffers Unemployment most?
From what i have observed, most Females go for jobs that can pay their Monthly bills while the Males want to hammer at all costs. They are the ones that will tell you that they cant start with a job of 40-60k Monthly they will rather wait for a job of 150-300k Monthly. The Ladies on the other hand wouldnt mind starting with less as long as it will pay all their bills at the end of the Month. From this, i think it is the reason some men stay unemployed than the women.


Who needs employment most?

Both Genders need employment because both Sexes need money!



#Fact#

can we know ur boyfriend's monthly income?

runzlord: born in lagos
grew in lagos
still in lagos

spent last month in abuja(first time outside lagos) and it was DRY

i dont even know the road to my home town. ive never been there from birth.

is there any problem?

u are an outcast

neuljosh: Cameroon harsh this days ooo. Really impressed with their response towards Boko Haram

harsh how. Why can't they eliminate those boys instead they opt for the cheap approach

slimport: Abi na, see country ooo. Instead of our government to face Boko haram issue, they were busy impeaching n embezzling our money. Very soon, God go catch Una. ..... awon ika. . Sack anybody sackable n let's knw who remain....mcthewww

sacking won't change anything. Boko has a strong base in Nigeria. If those boys enter cameroon fully u will know that Nigeria is a strong nation

RoyalRoy: If the gay dude had named Atiku or some other northern elements as the mastermind am sure loads of ignoramus here will jump up in ecstacy screaming and shouting.

Now that the moronic and loud mouthed monkey called Asari has been nameed, they say the story is false!!!

Naija which way?

Seems most of the youths here in this country are so poor intellectually. Arguing here on Nairaland most times is like a lion and rat arguing who is the bigger animal.

as if u are rich upstairs

Tallesty1: He is kinda right but some Christians will think he is fake because they do not have a good relationship with God through Jesus......... So they obviously cannot enjoy the power and freedom that comes with it.

may ebola strike u dead

kayciano: JUDGING d current nature of this car and ABUJA WAYS....
I THINK he was high-speeding.,may be at 150-180km/hr.
Cos this is not just autocrash ..but AIRCRASH...
He must have relied on the AIRBAGS....not knowing dat it has limits....
PLS!!!! D moment a vehicle is above 70-80km/hr...dat vehicle Bkoms BEYOND CONTROL......

what do u know about driving

CaptainBomb: Fucchk Obamad.

u are so 5tupid. Read b4 u comment. He goat

Idrismusty97: We actually need sanctions. It would make us wiser, self sufficient and less dependent on these bleeping Western countries. With the rise of China we can easily look East! They won't dare place sanctions on us or they would lose the biggest black nation as an ally. The rest of the Africa countries would definitely follow our steps.

how many bilateral agreement do u ave wit countries in the east? Just kip quiet b4 poverty sends u to ave an early meeting with lucifa.

I don't ave time for tv shows. Always on my game console

BuddahMonk: Proudly Igbo from Okija.

The way we are dominating America NFL is scaring.
There was a day i was watching a New York Giants match against one team like that, maka Chukwu i saw 5 Igbonames on the field playing and 2 on reserve of both teams. I just love those guys they all bear our native names which make it easier to identify them like....

Igbo NFLers
Nnamdi Asomugha.
Osi Umeyiorah
Chimdi Chikwe.
Amobi Nzelu
Prince Amukamara.
Chinedu Okorie.
Tony Ugoh
Brian Orakpo
Chukky Okobi,
Amobi Okoye
Eric Ogbogu
Ike Ndukwe
Chidi Iwuoma
Buchie Ibeh
Frank Iheanacho
et al...they are more than 25


The way Igbos dominate sports in Africa will show you that we can be a worldpower if allowed to be an sovreign state.

Igbos thrive most in a competitive atmosphere that is why they are capitalists naturally.

which world power.

Ibnsultan: Jonathains are highly delusional.we thank God 4 saving GMB a true patriot,peoples General

the ram just woke up

And they didn't live happily ever after

ignis: The most iimportant thing is the favour of God.

we know that already. As for u, don't believe god father's favour o

ajibolabd: Bleep nigeria, blame unemployment

unemployment u mean? Guy park one side o

Nobleval: Nigerian govt is a disgrace. Abandoned projects everywhere. Go to MMIA.

u are so so 5tupid.

Most of them represent boko haram.

saymax: I fell off d staircase n dislocated my knee. A very deep cut n several stitches(cant even count). Was bedridden 4 a month. N eventhough it happened 2008 i occassionally feel pain on dat kneel esp wen i sit on my legs 4 a long time.

didn u practise more b4 hitting the road?

QweenMercy: Mine was On a sunday,I was about entering the Church auditorium n I was also vewi late,So as I wanted to enter the church In a hurry I just slipped n fell flat on the floor..Behold!All eyes where on me,Some were laughing while some asked if I was hurt...
I just jejeli Stood Up with a straight Face packaged myself n catwalk to my seat as If nofin happened..Lol.
So Share urz also..

wetin u package. Abegi.

hensben: Make sense, him deserve am
Fyi, I like tubaba music pass R.kelly music

must u compare? Ram

OP YOU ARE MENTALLY Unbalanced

madridguy: Oh God, please hear the cry our your children. You are the only one that can save us. I am here celebrating eid filtri why my fellow brodas and sister were @ their religious center praising and worshiping you in their own faith. Some bad foxes went there and kill them claiming they are fighting for you Oh God. This is against your will, I am asking for your anger upon every organization, sect , society causing mayhem on your name. You are love of God. R.I.P to you sisters and brothers. Allahu yarihamuhumn ajmohinaa.

no one suspect shading crocodile tears

So now no aboki is on nairaland to defend their fellow rams. First I will start by saying may God punish all hausa nairalanders. Second. Let me pause cos if I continue something disastrous will 0ccour

AJ01: Just gat d news now...happened after 9am mass...wen d mass waz over wit crowd going home from church..d useless suicide bomber detonated d bomb...casualties unknown...tanx God my mum attended 7am mass..tank u lord for saving my mum

thank God for the victim abi?

suwailad: You mean a teenage suicide bomber? Men this is going to get very very very very ugly in the next few weeks. Abeg make i go find my hiding spot in the south south.

stay where u are pls.