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chukwudi44: chai the woman fine nobi small!!! Buhari sabi beta thing shaa

that's the 5th wife

firstEVA: this guy is a nuisance

I know its pains u so much. Sorry

oladapolif: This Asaru is a national disgrace and especially to him state, tweeting rubbish.. i wonder why him get twitter account, if only technology don advance to dey check brain...

wasted embryo

olapluto: 2 different bomb blasts in Kaduna by 2 different groups.
1st by boko haram. Signature car bomb
2nd by the same boys that did the October 1st bombing. Target was Buhari. The people's general will not die unless God says his time has come.

the time is now

NgeneUkwenu: Just Because of An Ordinary Press Release By The People's General...And They Want To Eliminate Him??

Clueless Monster!

who released u from ur cage

Guidette: The rate at which planes are crashing or getting missing is beyond me. In the space of 1 week 3 planes have crashed and over 450 lives have been wasted. Not only that, many tiny wars are being fought in the world like in Nigeria, Syria, Ukraine, the Palestine, etc. Either a bomb goes of here or a massacre goes on there, makes me feel like:
The whole world is on fire.

ur grammar makes me sick

YoursGEJ: So how do they know who is suffering from chronic pain because as I dey so e be like say my ear dey pain me. When can I start planting?

they have ur medical records. They are not 5tupid like u

berem: Snapping pictures of the same road in different angles and calling it a pride of the nation is an insult to Bayelsans and Jonathan. Chino,you deserve a ban!!

why r u taking this so personal

berem: What makes it "Pride of the Nation"? The slogan will cease to exist when Jonathan steps down in 2015.

Rubbish!!

its a lie

Man city will certainly wreak his career.

suwailad: the real evildoers are gej and his crew.if you cant see it, then you dont even come close to been blind.

your grammar ruined my day

El rufai may u remain stunted till u die.

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only 2 likes u are a failure

The world is coming to an end. Let me log out.

J12: Will she act a nude scene? I really want to see that...

english has suffered a lot

safarigirl: Wrong country. We never release the over 200 girls wey dem kidnap for Naija here, na the 9 wey dey Ukraine we wan make dem release?

Next time rebels, kidnap the citizens of a country that gives a fvck....as you may have heard our president doesn't give a damn

wild life

tit: These people wan die!
Is it because we win them for WorldCup?
We go halla for them head as we halla for Jonathan.
#releaseourarmy somebody!

who released u from the cage

tatiana009: A son beating his mother almost to death and killing his brother, na wa o

mumu who asked u to summarise the story

eusuph99: Dis is what we call a FAMILY

u mean from picture? Are u leaving with them?

Had F in all the courses from year one to year five. Graduated wit 2nd lower. Don't ask me how I made it. Cos u will never believe the story

stinggy: Haters will always hate. Won't these trains reduce the pressure off the roads?
one step @ a time. Now that the rail system is settled, he'll focus on repairing the damaged roads and building new ones.

some people just wanna hate for nothing sake

shut up

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u are high on cheap drugs

I cheat but never get caught. Right now I keep four girls. All of them have my house key. Ave even promised them marriage. Any lady interested should apply wit 2 passport photograph.

Na owl I see o

Youngreinhard: I dont even know my village...

am sure u never met ur dad

onyaigo: Anyway...for me sha oooo....it happened when I was a teen,i took in immediately i got disvirgined.....it wasn't funny then....going to school,,,the stigma,,the gossip,,,,breaking my family's heart,,,emotional,,,psychological,,,mental trauma(na die)....thank God I never did an abortion(i for done die of heart attack)....today am a better,,stronger,,prettier,,,classier lady......its been from one blessing to another since then(i can't fit shout).........I have learnt that love ain't sex,,relationship is for the matured in mind,,parents know your kids in and out,make them your best friend.....my advice is,,,no Sex before marriage(u r entitled to ur opinion so don't give me dat look)..,,love is not a feeling but a choice u make,,,,if it is easy getting the right partner we all would have been married by now so chill and be the best you can be(your own dey road)......brb.

proud to be a fairly used material

Therock5555: My second sleeping experience was in one baptist church which I was invited too, the ministration was very boring coupled with the knock wey devil give me. I began to nid slowly, before I could say Jack robinson, I don fall for ground but I was quick enough, I support my fall with my hands and turn my head like I was speaking in tongues, then I screamed 'ride on pastor' and sat down back, for their mind I dey In the spirit Shey.

f00l when u were riding with the devil

cruise14: Ibos armed robbers for sure. It's part of their war revenge.

this one is beyond redemption.

afrobaby: You people will not kill me on nairaland, His brother my foot. What can 60k take care of, oh, I see, when the brother gets the job, he will give the salary to him abi? Abeg, make I hear word jare, whether the wife earns higher than you or not, if she wants to be rude, she will be, gbam.

A woman that has been taking care of his brother for 2 years, and now he wants to betray her. Lest I forget, a certain age will come when a woman especially with kids wll not be able to secure a trainee job again, abeg, let him pick his wife. I don't know what some people take marriages for. Marriage is worse when the funds in the home is too little, I wonder how they are even coping with 60k in the first place.

Oh, oh, oh, I trust my Michael, speedily without a thought, na him go even edit and submit my CV. Afterall,the money is still coming into his immediate Family. Afterall, eni ti o ni eru lo ni eru.

The brother na guy, opportunities will still come, at least he doesn't have a family to take care of now.

finally sum one has spoken

alentyno: How come? You have 2 degrees?

he stole one