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DDIA:
suck which boobs? I no get time to even pull her cloth.

na to raise dress shift pant.

if na trouser she wear na to sag am enough to push pant come down chuck dick.


if e no wan enter na to put spit for hand paste am there then chuck again.

O lord God come and rescue thy lost son.

Johilo:
That zebra na transgendered o...

You mean if you see a zebra you will call it an elephant

Onana na na na.

EverythingPhone:
E be things

Anyways I’m an iPhone professional
Talk to me about your iPhone problems
Location Is Lagos

Can your mould a brand new iPhone? Even if its fake.

EreluRoz:
😭😭😭😭

Marry a useless man at your own peril.

So sad, even her family failed her.

Dem go soon ban this alternate moniker. Continue.

DestinedForGrea:
That is not true.

You obviously don't know what self-esteem is.

I made my choice. Why is my own esteem your problem.

That thunder bolt from Kevin.

A country of 200m with 400k police men. we need state police.

A single mom. Na so dem de talk.

She resemble AI generated imagery.

To the mod that ban me. Your divorce papers are with me.

Women supporting women in the mud

Enemyofpeace:
says who? Na you impregnate her?

Midehi3 is it true? Please say no

you placed your order late. Better luck next time. You can still come with the suya. Drop it with the gateman and go back to ya house

Enemyofpeace:
can I can over to your place and join you to watch the march?

She is already pregnant what else do you intend doing.

Most of them have joined in their secondary schools already.

OtuologyProf:
So I called some of my guys in Abidjan. They started all these guys talk about arranging fresh fresh puna. I told them that's not my priority in life. They started laughing over the phone, I also joined them in the laugh.
I don't know why I'm laughing.
I'm still laughing as I type....

You this Akwa ibom man and sex.

ATEAMS:
A rich man that stinks of Low self esteem...

Better than a poor man with high self esteem.

That baba can never be 55.

All these scripted performance for what?

To die in a woman's hands how will you explain this to your creator.

They always want to keep options open. In case you threaten them with DNA they could at least have where to run to.

Hungerbadoo:
I met this lady two months ago in a pos shop and we became friends, one thing lead to another and we started dating. Today she promised to come visiting and i made arrangements only for her to turn up in my house with a battallion. As in two young boys and a baby girl. I asked who they are and you won't believe they are her kids. She never told me she was previously married. I left them to pick my my dress from the laundry guy close to my house and on my return this lady already bath her kids and prepared lunch for them with a take away in my own flask. I didn't say anything but deep down i know the relationship is over. Who does that?

Don't sleep with her o. Her kind gets pregnant by just kissing.

No need for DNA you already know the kids are not yours .

They say men are scum yet some people are leaving their families behind because of lack of man. RIP before them Jezebels tag me a sadist.

The x that gave seun heartbreak .

Always keep females at arm's length. The moment you don't yield to their demands be prepared to hang the rape tag.

A driver who understands the instruction manuals of different vehicles, navigating them successfully under difficult situations and terrains. Shouldn't such a driver applaud himself?