searching4l0ve:



Guy forget all this thrash. if you people try rubbish there will be another war in your region and you will be repelled with brute force in the name of national security. Other Nigerians will live their normal lives. mtcheeew

baby124:
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Nice one. As you know, the world has also advanced in that one bomb can kill thousands. You want to repeat the follies of the Biafran war again. When you start, know that we won't stop until the last man is dead. You think the silence of the Yoruba is stupidity?! Try to attack us and see the result. We will not stop or listen till you are all finished. UN will only observe, they will not be able to save you.

tspun:
i am a patriotic igbo boy but the last thing i will do is to support these lot of illiterate. KILL THEM ALL.

bolaji3071:
Which course person go come study now op


Op Pharmarcy should be in your list. Remove Industrial Chemistey there.

Philipsdael:

Its a taboo to have begot a disastrous maggot like you. May you be a Borden beyond the ability for anyone who know you to bear. you will be a curse on anyone who know you. The woe that will befall you will be greater than you and your co host to bear.
The God that I believe in will never let you go free for insulting my innocent mother. What did I say to you or anybody that will warrant your bad talk at me. I never for once involve myself in any of the numerous online tribal war. I preach peace and you lash at my innocent mom. may u never see peace till you depart this world in a terrifying manner. curse will besiege anything you lay your hand on.

alcatraz002:


Why won't they? They want to disrupt the whole show since Jonathan lost out. We know of subterranean moves by the igbos to instigate mistrust and hate between Yoruba and Hausa/Fulani. It is so freaking clear to any sane mind who is abreast of local politics in Nigeria.

We know igbos hate Yoruba but they should not dare bomb our city. We are watching very closely and we know the games being played by igbos.

If igbos want out, please leave peacefully.

BlaqCoffee109:
like seriously...I just feel the suspicion amongst the major ethnic group just deepened..you'd expect we the new breed to know and do better than our fathers did..I listened to the nnamdi KANU guy on his Kuwaiti trip..the guy is something else

databoy247:
Recently, i decided to conduct an interview and select some candidates who might be working with my organization. Currently we are trying to expand our operations and see how we can get new leads and probably close more deals. And from my survey, there are hundreds and possibly thousands of unemployed graduates here in Nairaland so i decided to concentrate on recruiting from here.

Now because of the nature of the job and also with a view in cutting cost around physical recruitment exercise, I decided to conduct the whole process online.

567 applications where received. I had to employ the services an outside consultant to help with the process which i also fully participated. Below are my shocking experiences with job seekers in this forum. I pray they read this and improve on themselves.

1. CV and cover letter.
I remember explicitly asking for their CV and cover letter to be forwarded to a particular email address. A huge percentage of the applicants just sent an empty email with their CV as an attachment. Not even an application letter. In case you dont know, a very quick assessment can be done on you by just reading your application or cover letter. You don't just attach your CV and forward to an email address without a cover letter. It means you are not serious and you may NEVER get called for an interview.

2. Many do not even know what they are applying for.
For an example you are asked to apply for an administrative position. The subject of your email should not be "My CV". This is so annoying and disgusting. Those that manage to write a cover letter do not even make reference to the job position they are applying for.

3. Lack of communication skills.
Now it is not enough to have a degree, you must learn to communicate. I sent out a pre-interview questionnaire to selected candidates and i just couldn't believe what i saw. So many job seekers do not know how to communicate and speak simple and clear English language. If you want to stand a better chance in job haunting, learn how to communicate.

4. Words abbreviations
This is a very big problem. Social medial is good but i think it's now becoming a major problem. With the use of BBM, whatsapp, Facebook chat, etc, Nigerians are now addicted to abbreviating words. You see things like 'u', 'k', 'comin', etc. And in case you dont know it, this can cause a very big problem for you. A lot of candidates get disqualified because of this. Learn to write properly when communicating with someone. Stop being in a hurry to pass along your message.

5. Checking of emails.
As a job seeker, you should always check your emails. Recruiters dont just send text messages, they also send emails. I did not screen alot of people because they did not check their emails to see if any information has been passed to them. You must always be on the look out. Dont submit your applications and go relaxing.

These are some of the experiences i had recruiting here. Out of 567 applications, i could not pick up to 20 candidates as a result of all these. Sometimes, i begin to wonder if the problem is lack of jobs or laxity on the part of the applicants because i am so shocked and surprised that our graduates are this way.

http://thenigerian.com.ng/index.php/2015/09/17/my-experiences-recruiting-nigerian-job-seekers-5-things-i-discovered/

databoy247:
Recently, i decided to conduct an interview and select some candidates who might be working with my organization. Currently we are trying to expand our operations and see how we can get new leads and probably close more deals. And from my survey, there are hundreds and possibly thousands of unemployed graduates here in Nairaland so i decided to concentrate on recruiting from here.

Now because of the nature of the job and also with a view in cutting cost around physical recruitment exercise, I decided to conduct the whole process online.

567 applications where received. I had to employ the services an outside consultant to help with the process which i also fully participated. Below are my shocking experiences with job seekers in this forum. I pray they read this and improve on themselves.

1. CV and cover letter.
I remember explicitly asking for their CV and cover letter to be forwarded to a particular email address. A huge percentage of the applicants just sent an empty email with their CV as an attachment. Not even an application letter. In case you dont know, a very quick assessment can be done on you by just reading your application or cover letter. You don't just attach your CV and forward to an email address without a cover letter. It means you are not serious and you may NEVER get called for an interview.

2. Many do not even know what they are applying for.
For an example you are asked to apply for an administrative position. The subject of your email should not be "My CV". This is so annoying and disgusting. Those that manage to write a cover letter do not even make reference to the job position they are applying for.

3. Lack of communication skills.
Now it is not enough to have a degree, you must learn to communicate. I sent out a pre-interview questionnaire to selected candidates and i just couldn't believe what i saw. So many job seekers do not know how to communicate and speak simple and clear English language. If you want to stand a better chance in job haunting, learn how to communicate.

4. Words abbreviations
This is a very big problem. Social medial is good but i think it's now becoming a major problem. With the use of BBM, whatsapp, Facebook chat, etc, Nigerians are now addicted to abbreviating words. You see things like 'u', 'k', 'comin', etc. And in case you dont know it, this can cause a very big problem for you. A lot of candidates get disqualified because of this. Learn to write properly when communicating with someone. Stop being in a hurry to pass along your message.

5. Checking of emails.
As a job seeker, you should always check your emails. Recruiters dont just send text messages, they also send emails. I did not screen alot of people because they did not check their emails to see if any information has been passed to them. You must always be on the look out. Dont submit your applications and go relaxing.

These are some of the experiences i had recruiting here. Out of 567 applications, i could not pick up to 20 candidates as a result of all these. Sometimes, i begin to wonder if the problem is lack of jobs or laxity on the part of the applicants because i am so shocked and surprised that our graduates are this way.

http://thenigerian.com.ng/index.php/2015/09/17/my-experiences-recruiting-nigerian-job-seekers-5-things-i-discovered/

KanwuliaJara:


Meaning what?
To take care of young woman and to take care of A GRUMPY, OOOOOLD WOMAN na de same?

If you dey find "slave" to buy, una nor sabi wia "baby farm" dey?

The girl is smart o!
Never start what you can't finish!

patrick89:


Typical yoruba tribal bigot! what's your business with biafra? are you agitated? I have said it before and I will say it again, yorubas are the worst human on earth ... They have this inherent fetishism in them.. they still belong to 19th century, even as a christian and at worst muslim, especially Alfa and Cele peeps..
Their juju movies are the most pirated movie in the country, yet they will carry placards.. if you are anywhere in slum be it ibadan, Iyana ipaja makoko, sango, ibadan, abeokuta, snap their movie and upload it... and snap nollywood movie and upload it too.. you will understand! why I said.. yorubas pull themselves down! they don't helps their people! these people are very wicked! they hate themselves so much! they abuse themselves, course their children to no end..
Tell me one good thing that has ever come out from yoruba.. All they do is lips service, like what they are doing to kunle afolayan, watch how they will betray that bastard orobo tribalist! scumbag! . bunch of lazy fools.. they will employ their brother, and at the same time use him as slaves, if you're a woman they will be sleeping with you, even though you have married..

They curse you and remind you that you were nobody before they brought you to lagos.. they are also snitches, they can never respect you if you're not from their tribe. Most of their graduates working on Coat With tie on, receive as low as 5000 a month in so called lagos, but in awka ordinary security jobs is at least 30k, hotel at least 15k, all the noise about companies are all useless! all these companies pay as low as 7k! per month. if you doubt me I will publish the names and location... I pity your generation. we used to give them fifty naira any day they block the road of our street and start their owoda campaign.

Could you believe one useless igboman wanted to grade our road, since 2011 they refused him, because they claimed that government will do it, up till now nothing has been done.. it was actually because, the igbo man told them contribute money to assist him.. , they all ran away, the same thing happened on transformer... awon oloshi oloriburuku Omo ita, Omo ale oponu! useless peeps hanging inside over worn traditional attires used in previous owambe ceremony.... if you follow your yoruba friends to their house and room, you will never collect anything from them again..

They come online to berate igbos, yet their people feel happy if you mistakenly call them igbo,, or Omo jo yiibo... rubbish I know yoruba like my palms, I don't like writing about them, but they always give me reason to do so..

let me also tell you vultures, that an average igbo man only get to know yoruba as their opposition later in life, because we used to know that north /Hausas are our opposition and yoruba neutral, but their intrusion into hausafulani -igbo fiasco make igbos to see them as who they are.. we do not care about you!!! An average igbo man in igboland doesn't know yoruba! they only know hausa and islam! !! stop forcing your picture into our case there has never been igbo vs yoruba! we never had we will not have, but if you continue we will abandon hausafulani and face you vultures squarely, and I tell you, hausafulani can never come to your rescue!! stay on your lane!! leave igbo alone......

lawanson44:
When i talk, people will say i am talking too much...

But look at the spate of "SNAKE APPEARANCES" in people's homes since buhari took over that have been making headlines on NL! And most of them are Pythons!

I have said it that something is "Snakey" about this present govt! They didn't tell you that APC means "Appearance of Pythons Constantly"

Pythons move very slowly and so is Buhari's govt.

Pythons squeeze their prey and suffocate them before swallowing them and so is Buhari doing to those who opposed him under GEJ

Quote me to say rubbish and be swallowed by a python in your house this night!

Er0ticAngela:
After f.cking and dumping bianca, he has lashed onto another ibo punanny

pinkiecutie:

AINATOLULOPE:
What gEJ is causing

Tallesty1:
Yea

rattlesnake:
u will kill urself on oyedepo matter for.nothing

Who send u?
Are the parents complaining?

Are u the one who sent them to school?

If Ur shild pierces her n1pples...will u like it

Discipline is key that is why naija is used as dustbin cos we have no standard

YoungDaNaval: She visited me in my lodge last night for the 1st time.
We discussed and
shared our past
life experiences together.
When it was
time for her to leave, it started
raining heavily
till 10:30pm. As she couldn't go back cuz it was already night, she
decided to sleep in my room. We slept
together and we didn't touch each
other.
In the early morning, she woke up, took her
bath,then dressed up and left. After an hour, I called her to know
if she arrived safely and she
said yes.
Then, I asked her when next she
will visit me. To my
greatest surprise,she
replied, "VISIT U
AGAIN? THE ONE I
VISITED, WHAT DID U DO?. After saying that, she hanged the call.
I'm confused by that statement
since morning.
Please did I do wrong by not touching her??

Tallesty1: Nothing can stop me from eating bush meat............. I know most of them sha so nobody can fool me into buying something else.

Bootybuttchic: niccur.was searching for job on 2go and finally got,now he wants to quit ..........@op we can only get u a job,but cant make you quit cos dats evil .,we gud people your right I have been thinking of easy way to 2 dat without hurting her bt thre is no easy way. Couple of hour ago I called nd explained to her that she is too young bt she got me wrong,she shouted @ me on phone telin me dat dis is nt her 1st relationship I was pisd so I jejely hang d phone.. After sometime she called back nd was apologisin den I made it clear dat thre wasn't any relationshp P 1st place nd thre s no way 27yr old graduate can hav anythin to do with 15yr old ss3 kid its insane. U get










Actually op just tell her shes underaged and cant date her,den block her line, u aint no paedophile...God bless you sef,u aint like does fools who just fvck anytin!

Sunkyphil: Then tell her off asap then