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SportsRe: Iheanacho In Man City's Starting Line-up by nickz(m): 7:00am On Jul 24, 2014
if this dude walks into the mancity first XI and starts bossing before he is 19,
then his path is clear to become one of africa's best ,
if this guy no go nation's cup next year ehnhuhhuhhuhhuh
i go be_head anybody wey start my name with "N"
FamilyRe: What Will You Do If You Get Home And Find Your Son Like This? by nickz(m): 12:23am On Jul 24, 2014
Kossyne: Your Father harsh ooo
gringrin no one ever messed up ;your "fuq up" gets treated ASAP
FamilyRe: What Will You Do If You Get Home And Find Your Son Like This? by nickz(m): 9:44pm On Jul 23, 2014
would do what my dad would have done to me: ask him to catch 20 mosquitoes alive!huhhuh
GamingRe: What Tactic Do You Use In Playing Soccer In Playstation? by nickz(m): 5:38am On Jul 23, 2014
no matter the team my opponent uses,i just fill up the midfield with 5 players which also consists of like 2 attack minded players....place dem on zonal marking,no one has ever beaten me with more than 2 goal difference cause its impossible to score as you wish and i dont do much of attacking football cause i've perfected my free kick taking and long range shots and offside trap,even when the keeper is not on sight;my eyes are always on the radar at the bottom of the screen.once your keeper comes out too much i score (probablity that i will is 8.5 out of 10)
i no get plan B,this is the only plan i know,i no dey win person pass 4-0
CelebritiesRe: The Striking Resemblance Between Young Osama Bin Laden And Rapper Phyno by nickz(m): 3:37am On Jul 22, 2014
JuicyGee: Mehn I love Phyno!osama! kiss
PhonesRe: Who Likes The New UI Of Whatsapp? by nickz(m): 9:46pm On Jul 21, 2014
looks almost the same ,just a few changes
RomanceRe: Ladies, What's Your Reaction When A Guy Mistakenly Touch Your Private Part? by nickz(m): 9:15pm On Jul 21, 2014
herald9: See your mouth like hot slap...

If it happens now you go start moaning like an excited cow undecided
gringrin *falls from chair*
RomanceRe: How Do You Know A Cheating Boyfriend? by nickz(m): 8:58pm On Jul 21, 2014
when his sister/cousin/niece starts calling him everyday from 10pm downwards
Forum GamesRe: Tell Us What You See In The Picture! by nickz(m): 10:49pm On Jul 20, 2014
chick has her left hand over her head
CelebritiesRe: I Don’t Beg For Money From Presidency As Mr. Ibu Does –ibinabo by nickz(m): 5:41am On Jul 19, 2014
Chibuhealth: Hahahahahahahahahahahah.....laugh wan kill me. This one na real gobe!. Agwa m nke a, ekpuru m pant na isi jee ogu
gringrin
Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by nickz(m): 9:18pm On Jul 18, 2014
trey songz -nana

magic-rude

charlie xcx-boomclap

sam smith-stay with me

maroon5 -maps

problem -ariana grande

future-i won

kidink ft chrisbrown-show me

david guetta-shot me down

sia -big girls cry

sia -free the anima

calvin harris - summer

owl city-on the wing

jason derulo-trumpets

maroon 5-daylight

sia -chandelier

drake-tuscan leather

philips philips- gone gone gone


My Tonight's Playlist
FoodRe: What Annoys You Most At A Restaurant? by nickz(m): 11:47am On Jul 18, 2014
when i order and some fuqin woman asks me "na food you come chop abi meat"
wtfhuhhuh how is is your fuqin buisnesshuh
na your teeth i wan use chew am??
and some girls that try to avoid the spoon/fork from touching their lipstickhuh
sometimes i feel like giving them hot slaps
the way they stick out their useless tongue and the sound the cutlery makes on contact with their teeth...

last but not the least "NEVER SERVE ME WITH STAINLESS PLATE" part of the money i pay is supposed to go into the washing of "used/dirty" ceramic plates (reason i love fast foods)
RomanceRe: Do Women Like Men With Tattoos? by nickz(m): 9:23pm On Jul 17, 2014
Lily4star: If its that painful then why do it at all?, if I ll ve to love it then it has to be down there. Simple
why there?? huh why not his fore-head or somethinghuhgrin
Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by nickz(m): 8:20pm On Jul 17, 2014
burna boy-Don gorgon
RomanceRe: Do Women Like Men With Tattoos? by nickz(m): 8:17pm On Jul 17, 2014
Lily4star: How please?
prick your bf/brothers diick cap with a needle ...observe their reaction,then you'll see why i typed "you are wicked"......lol
RomanceRe: Do Women Like Men With Tattoos? by nickz(m): 3:22pm On Jul 17, 2014
Lily4star: It doesn't freek me, except it has to be on your dickkk cap with my initials, if I no love am make I know wetin cause am wink
gringrin lmfao....you are wicked!!grin
PoliticsRe: Breakingnews.... Lion Eating and Attacking People In Shagamu by nickz(m): 2:37pm On Jul 17, 2014
apex of stupidityhuhhuh
say no to weed!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Oyibo Caught Easing Himself On A Bridge In Lagos (in Picture) by nickz(m): 2:35pm On Jul 17, 2014
McLuhan: Sometimes you ask yourself, what is it about Nigeria that bestialises people, that brings out the animal in them? Every now and then you find perfectly sensible people who behave impeccably when they are outside Nigeria's shores but who inexplicably succumb to the Nigerian craze immediately they return home. Is there an atmospheric spirit that lurks in the Nigerian airspace and possesses people like some incubus immediately they alight from their aircraft or breathe the Nigerian air? Or is it attributable to a genetic dysfunction in our DNA?
story/question for the godsgringrin
Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by nickz(m): 8:40pm On Jul 16, 2014
trey songz-nana
Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by nickz(m): 8:33pm On Jul 16, 2014
sam smith-stay with me
RomanceRe: Men Behave Better When Around Beautiful Women by nickz(m): 8:06pm On Jul 16, 2014
lmao!! every exam i've ever written next to a beautiful girl i finish 45mins before the time is up and i'm like "excuse me sir,i'm done" most times especially further maths/maths i tend to increase the size of my writting so as to consume more space and i can shout "i need an extra sheet sir/ ma" ..........its just natural to react differently to unusual things
Jobs/VacanciesRe: . by nickz(m): 5:07pm On Jul 16, 2014
how much is your salaryhuhhuh
Music/RadioRe: Top 10 Music Producers In Nigeria by nickz(m): 5:00pm On Jul 16, 2014
no jessy jagzhuhhuh
kiddominanthuh
chopstixhuh
e kellyhuh

what more do you expect from a list compliled by andyblaze??grin
RomanceRe: What Makes An Opposite Sex Attractive To You by nickz(m): 11:23pm On Jul 15, 2014
chick that pushes me to strive for more,i can kill for!
a chick that sees my "B+" and says "Nick you are above "B" material"
They can turn a pauper into a king,not all this chewing gum girls that just jubilate at every news you give them...huhhuh
FamilyRe: My Brother Saw Me Unclothed In The Bathroom, I Feel So Shy And Embarrassed by nickz(m): 11:10pm On Jul 15, 2014
mtchewwwhuhmy sister dresses up in my presence and i help her with lotion on her backhuhhuh is it your oranges abi hairy coochie you're hidinghuhhuh some things they annoy me sha!!huhhuh
CelebritiesRe: Super Falcon Players Chichi Igbo & Cynthia Uwak Flaunt Semi-nude Bods(photos) by nickz(m): 10:50pm On Jul 15, 2014
turnboy no be heregrin
AutosRe: Top 10 Most Expensive Motorcycles In The World by nickz(m): 10:26pm On Jul 15, 2014
Lies!!!!


none of them can match a BAJAJ gringrin huh
Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by nickz(m): 9:59pm On Jul 15, 2014
magic-rude
TravelRe: 8 Most Expensive Cities In Nigeria? by nickz(m):
ojimbo: imagine in Lagos, you can buy plate of food that contains both rice, bean, plantain, spaghetti with two meat, all with just 100 naira
gringringrin chai bros its either you're in ogun state or the person selling the food is your family relation....the most 'local' food joint within my vicinity in lagos sell a plate of ONLY RICE for #350
CultureRe: African Queens by nickz(m): 11:08am On Jul 15, 2014
Damyion: You no read post? A queen must be a virgin!
you no read bible? immaculate conception?
huh
CultureRe: Giving And Receiving: Why Is The Righthand Deemed More Respectful? by nickz(m): 8:26am On Jul 15, 2014
has something to do with the hand you use to wipe your a55 grin

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