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if this dude walks into the mancity first XI and starts bossing before he is 19, then his path is clear to become one of africa's best , if this guy no go nation's cup next year ehn ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() i go be_head anybody wey start my name with "N" |
Kossyne: Your Father harsh ooo ![]() no one ever messed up ;your "fuq up" gets treated ASAP |
would do what my dad would have done to me: ask him to catch 20 mosquitoes alive! ![]() ![]() |
no matter the team my opponent uses,i just fill up the midfield with 5 players which also consists of like 2 attack minded players....place dem on zonal marking,no one has ever beaten me with more than 2 goal difference cause its impossible to score as you wish and i dont do much of attacking football cause i've perfected my free kick taking and long range shots and offside trap,even when the keeper is not on sight;my eyes are always on the radar at the bottom of the screen.once your keeper comes out too much i score (probablity that i will is 8.5 out of 10) i no get plan B,this is the only plan i know,i no dey win person pass 4-0 |
JuicyGee: Mehn I love |
looks almost the same ,just a few changes |
herald9: See your mouth like hot slap... ![]() *falls from chair* |
when his sister/cousin/niece starts calling him everyday from 10pm downwards |
chick has her left hand over her head |
Chibuhealth: Hahahahahahahahahahahah.....laugh wan kill me. This one na real gobe!. Agwa m nke a, ekpuru m pant na isi jee ogu ![]() ![]() |
trey songz -nana magic-rude charlie xcx-boomclap sam smith-stay with me maroon5 -maps problem -ariana grande future-i won kidink ft chrisbrown-show me david guetta-shot me down sia -big girls cry sia -free the anima calvin harris - summer owl city-on the wing jason derulo-trumpets maroon 5-daylight sia -chandelier drake-tuscan leather philips philips- gone gone gone My Tonight's Playlist |
when i order and some fuqin woman asks me "na food you come chop abi meat" wtf ![]() how is is your fuqin buisness![]() na your teeth i wan use chew am?? and some girls that try to avoid the spoon/fork from touching their lipstick ![]() sometimes i feel like giving them hot slaps the way they stick out their useless tongue and the sound the cutlery makes on contact with their teeth... last but not the least "NEVER SERVE ME WITH STAINLESS PLATE" part of the money i pay is supposed to go into the washing of "used/dirty" ceramic plates (reason i love fast foods) |
Lily4star: If its that painful then why do it at all?, if I ll ve to love it then it has to be down there. Simplewhy there?? why not his fore-head or something![]() ![]() |
burna boy-Don gorgon |
Lily4star: How please?prick your bf/brothers diick cap with a needle ...observe their reaction,then you'll see why i typed "you are wicked"......lol |
Lily4star: It doesn't freek me, except it has to be on your dickkk cap with my initials, if I no love am make I know wetin cause am ![]() lmfao....you are wicked!!![]() |
apex of stupidity ![]() ![]() say no to weed! |
McLuhan: Sometimes you ask yourself, what is it about Nigeria that bestialises people, that brings out the animal in them? Every now and then you find perfectly sensible people who behave impeccably when they are outside Nigeria's shores but who inexplicably succumb to the Nigerian craze immediately they return home. Is there an atmospheric spirit that lurks in the Nigerian airspace and possesses people like some incubus immediately they alight from their aircraft or breathe the Nigerian air? Or is it attributable to a genetic dysfunction in our DNA?story/question for the gods ![]() ![]() |
trey songz-nana |
sam smith-stay with me |
lmao!! every exam i've ever written next to a beautiful girl i finish 45mins before the time is up and i'm like "excuse me sir,i'm done" most times especially further maths/maths i tend to increase the size of my writting so as to consume more space and i can shout "i need an extra sheet sir/ ma" ..........its just natural to react differently to unusual things |
how much is your salary ![]() ![]() |
no jessy jagz ![]() ![]() kiddominant ![]() chopstix ![]() e kelly ![]() what more do you expect from a list compliled by andyblaze?? ![]() |
chick that pushes me to strive for more,i can kill for! a chick that sees my "B+" and says "Nick you are above "B" material" They can turn a pauper into a king,not all this chewing gum girls that just jubilate at every news you give them... ![]() ![]() |
mtchewww my sister dresses up in my presence and i help her with lotion on her back![]() is it your oranges abi hairy coochie you're hiding![]() some things they annoy me sha!!![]() ![]() |
turnboy no be here ![]() |
Lies!!!! none of them can match a BAJAJ ![]() ![]() |
magic-rude |
ojimbo: imagine in Lagos, you can buy plate of food that contains both rice, bean, plantain, spaghetti with two meat, all with just 100 naira ![]() ![]() chai bros its either you're in ogun state or the person selling the food is your family relation....the most 'local' food joint within my vicinity in lagos sell a plate of ONLY RICE for #350 |
Damyion: You no read post? A queen must be a virgin!you no read bible? immaculate conception? ![]() |
has something to do with the hand you use to wipe your a55 ![]() |
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