₦airaland Forum

pellycute:
yh,I was so sure u would faint....
Animes/cartoons makes sense.

lol......how do you know??
you don't know me on NL


on the contrary tho;the number of animations i have on. my hard drive
before you watch finish.........seun would be a great grand father
i love animations
i only fainted cause not too many girls like 'em
they are either addicted to philipine soaps or AM(nollywood)

pellycute:
@OP..I love cartoons than anything..animations specially.. Try watchin Ratatouile,cars,frozen,mars need a mom,bee movie,the lorax..cnt mention all...try readin stuffs on cartoons.. Dey spend 24hour to make a second of a cartoon..imagine a cartoon of 2hrs... cartoons ve nd wil always b my numbr 1.

rare breed


*faints*

KingTom:

baba how work??
una don comment ontop all the threads finish??

you need to meet my mum.....she gave we the boys beta ironhand
my dad was also strict but not always around
my mum then dey show us fire for fire
i remember the day my eldest bro was grumbling when he was 12 or so
my mum went inside untie wrapper and wore very firm trouser
funny woman

iceberlyin.......that nigga is like wind on NL
Everywhere! with his sunshine ...
his moon kingtom( nightlander)

this 3 elements roam romance section...like they payed seun for the plot of land

prettythicksme:
lol,it not really painful naa,you can try that again?

my girl won't like it......she doesn't like tatts

i just wonder how people go through that pain....most of them smoke till they pass out?
piercing is one thing i will never try.......i saw one girl pierce her nose that day
if you see how i was moping
the babe no even send,just dey chew gum dey talk as dem dey pierce the nose


some babes strong sha

prettythicksme:
is anything bad about tatooes??

nothing sha.....your skin must be really strong
first day i wanted to write my initials "GONE" on my wrist
just once the neddle enter my skin
i jump up change am for the girl wey dey draw am oh
the tin pain me die!!!!!!

prettythicksme:
I love tatooes,have three on my body.

jesu!!!!!!!!!

seen a nairalander in my dream before tho














thing is 2 days later i was down with malaria


cheer up...........visit a hospital now its early

who's this goat putting my moniker on this thread

opened this thread to give my holy advice on the best time (hr,mins)to have sex in a day


i come here dey see another thing

collect it
its ya pension
nuff said

NO5..............with both hands shielding my 'burukutu'

cool stuff

never happens to me......but in rare cases i think of menstruation









very stupid of me but it works like magic

MAIN CHICK---

Mavado-Give it all to me ft Nicki Minaj

Rihana-stay ft mikky eko

Chris brown-waiting


SIDE CHICK---

chris brown-new flame

maroon 5-one more night

one direction-girl almighty

very funny:

Burnley boss Sean Dyche believes young English academy players are too soft,
saying: "I was speaking to an eight-year-old who did a hamstring. I said: 'I can't
believe you know what a hamstring is, son. You go out there and get yourself
running.'"

smh...

clevvermind:
ya. i have seen it. sometimes, i wonder if she can be mine. i stare at her profile pix from morning till night. just perusing over her beauty. i wish we can just get married and go to a place maybe like Paris to spend some time together all by ourselves. so i can savour her beauty and continue to swim in the ocean of her love and be swallowed by it. but i know that i just have to jettison that thought forever.

bwhahahhahahhahahahahahhahahaha........this nigga has got dreams you know

btw how is the godamm name pronounced
the name dey make me bite tongue
as a crusher you should know the answer??

prettythicksme:
awwww i am a big liar,i do lie that my husband is the president of united state!!so what else nickz??

lol.................. do you also lie to him...when you're with me

ajuwarhodes:
Its nice u were able to see him at a club, at least when and if u eventually get married God won't be nice enough to bless u with a lady who will cover ur ass,na that one wey go open ur yansh u go get...wait there!

i don't dig marriage...doesn't suit my lifestyle
but why should someone take a vow he/she can't stick to
shows you how much of a joke marriage reall is
and you seem unconcerned about that fact






to knock you for head dey hungry me

prettythicksme abeg come choose your category ASAP
no time

married women can lie for africa ehnn..........
the day i saw one one guy in a club ehn
i remembered his wife and her usual rants and boasts......smh