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shiit is real
lemme send this picture to my gf
for every beginning there is an .......

VickyyB:
The dude with his rusty ugly face attacked me first.

He's looking so gay. *pukes*

ejo don't puke on my body sha
i can see you don't get tired
i like people who don't get tired

VickyyB:
Damn. Dude, get a life and stop seeking for an unnecessary attention.

An oraguntan look-alike like you?

I won't be caught having an e-fight with a feather-brained cranially inverted ugly idíot. Fool.

nawah oh...........this early morning wey i say make i flirt with you small
na insult you carry for mouth

*runs away*

last i heard 120k....them no too much sef

pweetixandy:
she sabi jare..have u sent her into coma before?

yes..............with a punch
i only take my clothses off when i'm ready to rumble
she says it all the time and i'm like WTF!!
those kind of people can rape human being

one direction-girl almighty

RaeMystix:
Ohhhhhh!...My bad; Now I see the reason behind your attitude. I'mma back off....Like slowing.

lol...i'll stroke you my own way when daylight comes.
make sure you don't roll them eyes again

RaeMystix:
There was any thickling going on.....And it's BUSINESS not BUISNESS Boo;; Aint your phone got auto correct..Boo?.

*mistake.....i turn it off,cause it sometimes can really be a pain in the butt
so,you pointed out a mistake...throw a party!
i've had enough trouble for a day,not about to continue online with another female who wants her ego stroked.....off boo

pweetixandy:
I think anythn that can make a guy take off his shirt is sexy..wall painting,plumbing..cooking. Name it

you share very same thought with my neighbour......hahahahaha

shirtless guys send her into coma

RaeMystix:
#rolls eyez#
Nijja Plssssss

huh
my post was never to make you reach orgasm-:\
or tickle your center of gravity
if you don't like it
NONE OF MY FUCKIN BUSINESS
this is that bullshit i was pointing out

nothing will change...just less loving and
bullshiiiti can deal

chiboy429:
Hahahaa ,dressing like terry g ? This is too humorous and speaking pidgin ,i do speak often but when you are in midst of queens english gathering ,speaking pidgin wont be cool .

Unfortunately you can change who you are especially the emotional one ,no matter how i try to be hard ,i cant withstand seeing such suffering on them without compelling me to help ,.

I realise that its not even their pleading or call for help that moves me but the situation ,like having to submit a hard long assignment in two days time and the person has not done anything or in test after 30mins i see my fellows paper empty kai ,i will be uncomfortable . Sometimes ,i do switch off my phone but later on feels quit and on my phone back

you need to "bad up" a bit:
get abit social with not too nice people,
and try to get something in return for your nice deeds....not money or s3x
life is fun.....being a bookworm isn't that bad afterall

lol.........my mum warned me about stuff like this
but hers was about touching the breast but not totally getting unclad
she says it can do unimaginable things to guys??

my verdict: BULLSHIIIIT!!!?

if you go unclad and curse me,believe me i can also bring out my almighty dickson and curse you and your next 12 generations

girls who can do it have spiritual backing ...so no need to hype the nakidness
#80% edo girls shiiiit

early morning salute to the fallen heroes
very annoying

MhisIjay:
she did actually think she's the best barber

lol
the annoying part was the "ehen you now look handsome now,when you friends come ask them immala mma"
after every torment session

chiboy429:
I think we are sharing the same plight. The aspect i dont like is with girls ,they only remember you during assignment,test ,term paper,project and exams then they start using their subtle voice i dont know where they got it from but in the case of guys they will be with you in any condition you find yourself both rainy and harmattan season . Although girls that would remember you aftermath are there but few .

I can remember the recent case that made me wonder till date ,they was this direct entry guy before he got admission,this girl never leave my side at a point she became closer to me than my shirt.

When this guy came ,he started showing stunt academically ,he forgot that those in the system knew what is involved ,so this girl started running after him because before lecturer will give an assignment or ask question he had aanswered when result came out that semester no body told him to find his square root. The girl in question saw the difference as she got lots of carry over to chew ,she realised that the guy used her for his selfish interest .

during this period ,she dont even say hi to me ,i wod be the one to meet her and greet just to clear the doubt in me that i didnt wrong her ,presently she is coming back by using her friend as a front mediator.

lmao
that voice part shocks me
most deserve an oscar......i learnt not being too nice to people,my cousin thought me that,it works like magic;you should try it
and try acting like a normal person....stop wearing your specs like me
dress like terry g
speak pidgin more than english
trust me you'll be cool

my main robbery enxperience something i don't like thinking about
police officer got shot
the girl sitting next to me was almost raped to death
i walked for more than 2hrs with a young guy...carrying the girl to the nearest hospital very far away and finding a bank
when i got to my relatives house,they thought i was shot
that was when i realised how much blood the girl had lost cause it was all over my shirt and trousers
i was very lucky
the chick still calls me almost EVERY MONTH to say thank you
some nigerians are very heartless well sha i don't blame them,it was RUSH HOUR

hehehehehehehe..........arsenal fans getting drilled by stoke
bojan is really a bargain buy

prettythicksme:
you know some guys now when they have rapid growth or start growing hair in their pubic areas they will grow wings and nobody fit talk to them.

very funny
he's not 18 years na??
abi you dey fear am ni??

prettythicksme:
nickz doing shiiiits since 18bc hehehehe and thanks for the advice.

lol,you failed to teach him na
please try and teach him oh
....just please don't try abortion

at least these touts will let me sleep tonight

MhisIjay:
Op u forgot dis one; weneva u visit d barbing saloon u ve to SCRAPE ur hair
I remember my mum chasing me back to d barbing saloon for barbing my hair nd nt SCRAPING it

you my sister was very lucky!!

my mum would use my dad's clipper to cut it for you!!!
TO HER UTTERMOST SATISFACTION!!
i don't want to remember what it looked like after her very un-professional haircut

Livingwalker:
Hahahhahaaaaa chai ....you are so on point ...I taught I was the only one ooo that observed this rules hahahaha I stubborn sha

what can i say??

smart parents raise smart children
there was also the tactics of if you broke something very expensive or spoilt something.....once he comes back,just rush and start washing his car......pull off your shart a sprinkle water on your head to make it look like you're over-sweating
chances of recieving beating 2/10

chiboy429:
Please explain what you mean by academic house boy ,i want to derive something

sometimes,not letting people know how smart you are can save you a lot of stress.......its normal you are gonna have many friends!! especially females they turn you to a 21st century SLAVE,you do assignments for more than 15 people cause they have to be different things.I'm not really gifted in the act of saying 'NO' to people....so. i take it up,project time;you're doing for more than 10 people......lemme not talk quiz and test + during exams you might have your answer sheet signed simply cause everyone knows you will know it;so i'm left to cover up extra ordinarily for a crime i didn't want to commit
its worst with girls;the guys stay with you for inspiration,the girls have you for 1 reason...
i gave up when someone gave me a textbook to read and help with a project/assignment
i have never taken this course before
not even sure if its from my goddammm faculty

sorry if you don't comprehend...i got emotional

lmao.............. just reminded me of my fathers beating.....if he slaps you and you form boss/strongman or you act like you didn't feel it
never really understood ibo that time
alll dawned on me not too long ago
he would say "so you are forming teminator for me nicholas,i gbago dimkpa right??"
after this statement you had to follow this rules if you wanted to survive

Rule 1:don't try to run
Rule 2:maintain maximum eye to eye contact
Rule 3:don't try to call my mums name while begging (my mother will from nowhere plant 2 "saddam hussein type bomb" slaps on your cheek)
Rule 4:don't shout too much...complicates things
Rule 5:always stay on his left hand side(he's left-handed so the force of the slap won't be that heavy if you position well
Rule6:if he's using a cane and it falls off his hand,act very fast;pick it up and hand it over to him ASAP
Rule7:don't anticipate "the end"...........the end might be 2 weeks later

prettythicksme:
Nairalanders what will you do if your brother(17yrs)open up to you that he has impregnated his girlfriend(15yrs) and they are planning to abort.seriously his my brother and i am confused this morning when he called and i said i will call back but right now i am planing to tell my parent because i dont want a situation whereby the girl will abort and something bad happen to her.pls nairalanders what do you think i can do because i am very upset,confuse and sad right now.

abortion is not an option oh...
how does a 17 year old boy not know how to use a condom
i learnt that shiit when i was 14/15

you are older/matured talk to your dad first
don't let "he got her pregnant" be the base of discussion
let it be "how do we make plans for the baby"
find someone matured from the guys family and talk sense to them
don't give them the chance to start On claiming your brother forced her into it
they are both equal and deserve same treatment.....na two of them e dey sweet when dem dey do am

you should realise a 17 yr old boy has dreams...make una no abandon the boy to face the burden alone
EVERY CHILD IS A GIFT!!
no matter the circumstance
nobody should mention marriage
if dey mention marriage,pm me;make i carry my AK-47 COME

really dunno...i don't do that tears of joy shiit
i just scream to the top of my voice
and its done

most. annoying is pronunciation of the word 'FORK'

my category:

over-confident
fast finisher and last to submit (some people can turn their fellow humanbeings to academical houseboy??)

the 2bn part is actually very funny