₦airaland Forum

outrage: A friend refered me some years ago.. Haha! Now that I think of it, its funny. Was at a cafe (that time na cafe things) this chic was sat next to me, so trusting guy naw, I wanted to start convo. So I was llike what are you doing, she said she's on nairaland, and that's how she introduced me.

hope u got more than nairaland out of the chic?
To d topic, i came across nairaland when surfing d Net, well one thing lead to another and now am a registered member.

They should just castrate d he-goat. When u can't even send ur kids to skul and be rest assured they will be ok, u gotta wonder what dis country and world is turning into?

Nah he is not satanic, just dumb and clueless dats all.
As to why he wears blact attire always, it could be any reason - dame reason.

Abeg make they ensure say dis helicopter no crash with him body again o

They starved her mother for 5 days and d otondo is shouting. Has she any idea d number of pple starving and begging for alms since she n dat shoeless thing enforced subsidy removal and their other economic ideas?

Seriously if u were dat bored without anything to do, u could have taken a sleeping pill.

engrfcuksmtin: U are very s.t.u.p.i.d. do u talk to your father like this? How old are u? May ogun the god of iron strike u dead for being disrespectful without reason. OLORIBURUKU, OMOALE JATIJATI.

Mister, don't be mad cos the guy is only saying d truth. U should go for MRI scan, something might be wrong upstairs that u are not aware of.

Ibadan d next big thing? Ibadan was once d big thing,not anymore though.
If ibadan is d next big thing in africa then we are in trouble. I don't see any meaning progress dat town can make within d next one year than can be spectacular

This early morning and na dis kind post I see for nairaland. mstchewwwwwww

Na today e start to bleed? Abegi, country wey don dey bleed since inception.
Wetin una suppose talk be 'nigeria low on blood or whatever e dey bleed'.

There is no good among the offsprings of a pig, they all stink.
Omo iya kan ni gbogbo wan (both pdp and acn).

Too bad uduagban just realised his true calling in life.

LesbianBoy: How did he get the money to build the university

Did u lose any money from ur account or something?

I don't really know much about law and stuffs like that so am just gonna ask pple to enlighten me here.
Does d speaker of the house have d authority to sign arrest warrant?
Shouldn't that be done by a judge?

berem: very true. how can someone who studied Electrical Electronics be told to teach Further Mathematics ? wetin im sabi? some corpers are not trained teachers too. I do support the teachers council.

I am studying electrical electronics engineering and if there is any EE engineer out there who can't teach further maths, his certificate should be seized n he should be sent back to school.
Maths is an extensive part of engineering, when i say maths i don't mean 2+2 but real further mathematics.
If at all he can't teach, it should be becos he has no teaching skill and not because he doesn't know or umderstand further maths.

Does being a philanthropist, rich man and a good business man makes someone a good leader?
George Bush was a good businessman b4 he ran for president of U.S, we all know how he turned out to be.
Our own johnny boy came from a poor background, we see how is he doing.
I think when we want to choose our leaders, we need to think clearly whether they possess the attributes to lead this country effectively.
This is the same dangote who was seeking to kill off one of his competitor a while back.

This should be moved to the joke section, obviously this is a joke.
I billion no reach feed johnny boy again, isn't this the same man that had no shoe as a kid?
You would think he would understand the meaning of the word prudence by now, evidently he doesn't.

Dat would be jumping from fry pan to fire. U think johnny boy is clueless, wait till sambo become president then u know the real definition of thw word.
May God come bless naija finish, make sambo go pick seriki Dickson as vice president. Dat mean say naija don wear trouser with lucifer.

Hmmm, this man na correct igbo to d bone. He knew building that in anambra is a waste of time and resources.
Do u really think he would make up to half of what dat is gonna yield in abuja if he had built it in anambra? Abeg free the man, he wan make him money since it is his personal business.
He spent 5 billion to build dat n my state governor don spend 3 billion build doom for alagbaka in akure. The only problem is i pass thru alagbaka every week, i never see any new building worth 200million. Only God and bilms knows where mimiko doom dey o, maybe na inside fountain sha.

Boy, i never knew someone could laugh to a point where your head aches.
Can't really blame the guy though with the rate at which politicians are dying now, maybe he is just preparing a nice resting place for himself and his colleagues.

No be for this same naija, na the same way they looted the pension fund they go loot this one if they start am.

ROSSIKE: He asked a very intelligent question. If you're too dumb to respond then shut up.

how is that an intelligent question? Do u know how many lives were lost in WW1 and WW2?
Why would someone start a day thinking about another war?

Isn't this the same people who asked us not to go to work in jan. n promise that they weren't going to settle for #100 per litre but settled for #97? What is the difference?
If johnny boy intends to set the price at #140 per litre, all he got to do is just scare this fools with #145 and he will have a bargain at 140.

What d hell is going on with the farouk-otedola issue?

Abegi, revolution for naija? Not possible.
One thing i have learnt about the people of this nation is that if u push us against the wall instead of fighting back, we dig and claw into the wall.

Oct 1

Bishops Abioye & Oyedepo, also Pastor Israel Olajide. because their teachings works for me whenever i put it into practise, yeah including tithing.

The loot is back in the same swiss bank they were before, only thing that happened was just change of name of account.

So this is really happening? Only in naija where government sit down and negotiate with terrorist, they even pay them monthly allowee. I guess we should expect the ministry for northen affairs anytime now.
I think its only proper for every graduate out there to pick up arms and start fighting the government, once it gets unbearable they will eventually open a ministry for u.

Paul John: Some old men just need to respect themselves.

This man had issues with Gbenga Daniel, Fayoshe, Tinubu now Fashola, oh! just remembered one young musician they were both exchanging words too. Is he not tired of all these kiddies quarrel?!
A former president of a Federation that matter.
Your driver went against the law, your vehicle was impounded, the next thing is to take an unreasonable step by seizing buses meant for the masses convenience?

...Only in Nigeria

why don't fashola just order the release of baba's vehicles?
We all know how things work in this country, what if it was tinubu's vehicle that was impounded, do u think they will not have released those vehicles since?
If fashola can't do this to tinubu, he shouldn't try such with obj also.

U guys should get a life pls.

Gbawe: Please calm down and read the article again. It is obvious this is not likely to be the only support that will be extended to the families of the slain officers.

how is that amount going to cover burial arrangement and at this same time personal expenses?