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konnet:
What will I do?... Nothing,brcause if you should react out of anger ehn ,your friend will mock you within your "Friend's friend'..if you should react your girlfriend will moves on and laugh out loud and keeps digging your "friends D".

Just clap back like a ganster and F**k his girlfriend real good,please remember not to spare his sister if he got one...and as your girlfriend? You already know,treat her like a bitch and do a last send forth F**k after taking alomo,Striker,tramadol and Iya Dada .

Jesus!!did I just said all those trash?make I run out before my pastor nab me here

U just made ma day nigga..

agunabo:
Simple what am gon do: buy a coffin,cut out my dick and bury it 12ft deep so i'll never have to bother abt women no more.

Seriously? Are u from d past u don't already build ur mind for something like dat gonna happen someday? Smh for ya bru...

Ur reaction is wah I asked for, and perhaps u dah kinda friend

Sweetnik22:
It has been happening before just that u met them for d first time. There's nuffing u can do about it just move on with ur life, let them enjoy it while it last.

God bless u

suzan404:
it can't happen

Don't u get? This has happened aiidy, if u were the one, whatcu gonna do?

Came back from work after a very stressful day only to meet my Best friend in a compromising state like that in the photo below with my Girlfriend of 3 Years.

I met them Kissing and Smooching uncontrollably and it looks like the real Final is about to go down in few minutes to come.

I just bang the door so they can know I actually saw something and I drove off to my mum’s place so I can cool off my brain before I do anything that will land me in Jail.

Am sending you this mail from my Mum’s house, Can’t go home!

What Should I do? Am totally confused!

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Carlo Ancelotti has revealed he would never coach Atletico Madrid or Barcelona, as he has previously managed their rival, Real Madrid.

The current Bayern Munich boss, spent two years as coach of Real, with his team defeating Atletico in the final of the 2014 Champions League.

Ancelotti insists that if he is to return to Spain, it would be to the Santiago Bernabeu again.

“No, I will never train Atleti or Barca,” he told Marca.

“I respect the history of the rivalry and in the same way, I couldn’t train either Lazio or Inter.

“It’s my story and respect is very important. I have a lot of respect for Atletico and Barcelona, but I can’t train them because I’ve coached Real Madrid for two years.”

Who did Cain or Abel had sex with to produce offspring?
Their mother?

Tomorrow now she will say she's in love with praiz. In fact self she don't mad

Nigeria’s Minister of Youth and Sports Development, Solomon Dalung has declared a state of emergency in sports following the lack of performance in the sector.

Clearly, Team Nigeria had a poor outing at the just concluded Rio Olympics which was traced to lack of funds and inadequate preparations. The sports minister said the federal government is the process of reforming the sector in a bid to avoid such bad performance in future.

While receiving the reports of the sports reform committee, Dalung declared: “We are indeed in a state of emergency because of lack of performance in the sports sector. We will therefore take far reaching measures to restructure the sector. Our dismal outing at the just concluded Rio Olympics is another factor why we must reform our sports.

“Although it is not what we hoped for, yet it offered a glimmer of hope that if we put our acts together, we will achieve greater results in future Olympics. This is part of what this report is about. Having received this report from the Sports Reform Committee, we will begin the implementation by declaring a state of emergency in Nigerian sports”.

Prior to this, the sports minister had revealed he was not informed of the Nigeria Football Federation’s plans to hire a new coach for the National side, Super Eagles.

Barcelona have agreed a new contract with Lionel Messi's father, handing Luis Enrique's side a massive boost ahead of the start of the new La Liga season.

Messi's current contract at the Nou Camp expires in 2018 and the Catalan giants have made extending the Argentine star's deal their biggest priority.

Now, Spanish media are reporting agreement has been reached with Mundo Deportivo saying Messi's father has accepted Barcelona's proposal to extend the deal.

God punish ignorance!

We the best!!!

Most populous black nation









Naija I hail thee!

Announcement!
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PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
The Council of obas and high Chief of Sagamu has announced today that no body should walk late night from today to Sunday. Everybody should be inside a close door on Saturday 6:00pm till Sunday 6:00am for the ritual rite . Be warned that anyone should not enter Sagamu by 6pm on Saturday evening
If your car is faulty stay out of Sagamu, if you are coming from overseas please stay out. The #Oracles has spoken.
Great Sagamu, Great Ogun State and Great Nigeria.

BrainnewsNg:
Hmmmmmmm Good For You

Dont' Worry, Lalasticlala Will Help You Out Ok

How abt u helping me out

mordtonia:
Learn how to construct a sentence correctly.

I presume u understand wah he's trying to say,

God bless the inventor of this platform











Who invented internet self

Please help me ask this chichi if she be straight or lesbian abi she no dey fvck at all ?

Nice write up, buh u shld have posted this in religion section cos all i can phantom outta this is brutal killing of Christians,







May the departed soul rest in the bossom of the lord!

Give my Igbo brothers 1month, dem go do ac plus fain join






Igbo kwenu!

Who geh money pass BTW the two of em?

The Academic Staff Union of University (ASUU) of the Olabisi Onabanjo University (OOU) have last week, embarked on an indefinite strike. The union claimed that they have decided to drop all academic activities due to the nonpayment of their salary.

It was also alleged that the Ogun State government have neglected the institution and have not given any dime to the institution for the past twenty-eight months. The strikers have equally complained of the government laisser-faire towards their welfare. In short, things have not been going as expected on the part of the government.

It is worthy of note, before continuing with this piece that the ASUU, OOU branch have been going on strike for good number of time since Amosun took over power in 2011. Since the issue of nonpayment of workers salary has been a common feature of all APC led states, then, there is need for reconsideration of the “Change” slogan the party is preaching all –in relation to our institutions of learning.

Starting from Buhari, the main reason why he was voted into power last year is no more than the fact that people expected change in the country. Many citizens of Nigeria are just too tired of the PDP led administration and as such, they opted for the APC which promised to bring change and development to Nigeria. In reality, people voted for the APC’s “Change” and thus, they expected this APC led government to sweep away their past ‘wahalas’ with their political brooms – the issue of nonpayment of salary no exclusion!
And since Senator Ibikunle Amosun is also under this “Change” platform, he was also being voted for in the expectation of change in the mode and manner of governance. Many workers (OOU ASUU strikers included) and youths (OOU students included) in the state also voted for Amosun simply because of the “change” the APC advertised to them. The duo voted Amosun so as to “change” their lives for good, particularly in the area of their welfare. However, with this height of total neglect it seems that Amosun is Judas-Iscaroting us!

Let me hasten to state here that there is “change” and there is “change”. There is change from bad situation to good, there is change from good situation to bad, there is change from bad to worse, to mention a few. Now, how do we explain Amosun’s meaning of “change” with the way he is treating ASUU OOU and the institution at large? Whatever the answer may be, I doubt if this is the change we had in mind while we voted for APC/Amosun.

During the electioneering season last year, the respected governor promised to facilitate and promote quality education in higher institutions of learning, particularly, Olabisi Onabanjo University. However, it appears very unfortunate and equally surprising seeing the man that promised to bring about “change” in our institutions contributing to educational downfall in the state. He has not destroyed this educational legacy expressly though, but he has taken his time to prove this through both his actions and inactions.

In the words of Nelson Mandela, education is key instrument to change the world. Equally, education is the key instrument to “change” Nigeria, Ogun State included. Now, where the government is toiling with education which is the fulcrum of national development, how do we expect “change”? Infact, suffice it to say that a government that takes education for granted, like this state’s, appears to care less about the future. And if Amosun is not caring about the future of this state, then, the essence of his administration is nothing but a waste of time.
Infact, of what essence is his “Mission to Rebuild Ogun State” if the workers of the state are wallowing in abject poverty and similarly working in pain? What is he rebuilding? Bridges? Infrastructures? What is he even rebuilding when education is at stake? Tell me, what is manner of Change is this? Look at me, there is no iota of “change” in a state where lecturers’ are embarking on strike over unpaid salary. It is pitiable!

Interestingly, the question bothering the mind of this little writer is: is this “change” not scam? Is it not that the “Change” Amosun promised is only used hoodwink the unsuspecting citizens of the state? These questions need be ask since the way and manner Amosun handles the business of governance, particularly on education, doesn’t depict the meaning, essence and spirit of the ‘expected’ change. If it were, our institution would not have been left unconcerned.

Look, for the government to even answer these questions above: whether the change(which is even an illusion) is scam or not, it need not reply me through Olaokun Soyinka. I am not interested in any rejoinder by his media experts. It is not needed. We want the government to put the change slogan in action. We want to believe that this is a government better than the past administrations through actions and not by words. Shouting “change” all around will not fill the pockets of our lecturers with their salary. We need the government to prove a “change” for better not for worse like the one being unfolding presently.

Finally, for us to believe this “change” is no fraud, let the governor first of all clear all his outstanding debt. Let him take education serious. Let him remember us in OOU. For, he needs not forget that his Mission to Rebuild Ogun State and the Change mantra will be utterly useless if has little or no care about education – the importance of education, must not be underestimated. Nigeria has a future, it must be secured.

I rest my case!
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Written by:- Festus Ogun | A law undergraduate of OOU writes from Ago-Iwoye.

Who says Obama knows them?





Buhari srf no know them

Rather than apportioning blame, I would consider the factors that are responsible for the economic challenges. There are two major factors to consider – external and internal problems.

The external factors are outside the control of the country but they have serious impacts on our economy. The collapse of the global oil market has a direct implication for the Nigerian economy. About three years ago, a barrel of crude was over $100. Now the same barrel is about $40. Oil is the main source of the revenue of the country.

Also related to this is the

Niger Delta crisis, which has drastically reduced the volume we were producing a few years ago. We used to export over two million barrels per day. Now, we export 600,000 barrels below that quantity.

Secondly, the United States has become a major producer of crude. That used to be our market. The Nigerian Natural Liquefied Gas is not doing well as it used to because there are many other countries that operate in the market. Apart from that, the global economy has slowed down. If the global economy was doing well, there would be more demand for oil and gas. Demand for both oil and gas has fallen while supply has increased, causing a crisis in the market.

But more fundamental are the internal factors. And some of these factors originated from the immediate past administration. That is where I would blame the past administration for part of the problem. One, we did not prepare fully for the kind of economic crisis that we are confronted with now. Both our external reserve and excess crude account reduced drastically during the Goodluck Jonathan administration.

Many of the states are insolvent today because they went borrowing without much check by the Federal Government. Corruption was high while the Petroleum Industry Bill that should have been passed to lay a strong foundation for investment in the sector was stalled. There were challenges.

But the current administration cannot continue to hide under those challenges. We are over a year into the administration of President Muhammadu Buhari. Yet, people are still asking – what is the economic direction of the country? Where is the document that one could look at to see our objectives, strategies and the coordination of the economic programmes that would take us to our destination? I cannot see any concerted effort or blueprint that would take us out of the problems.

Every government meets challenges. The responsibility of government is not to emphasise challenges but to bail out the country. President Barack Obama met challenges; the US’ unemployment rate was about 11 per cent when he came into the office. But that has dropped to about five per cent. There were policies and programmes to address the challenges.

In the case of Buhari administration, I’ve not seen any sense of urgency to get out of the challenges. We expected to see an economic document like the one developed by ex-President Olusegun Obasanjo when he came into power in 1999.

The economic policies (of the government) do not have linkages. Look at the exchange policy. You don’t even know what policy it is. Is it deregulated, controlled or regulated floating exchange rate? We have all kinds of markets; the existence of unofficial and official rates is an indication of the inefficiency of the monetary authority. At the black market, it is about N390/dollar; at the official market, it is about N300/dollar. I understand there is also a window where you can get N199/dollar. That creates uncertainty among investors.

Prof. Adeola Adenikinju (Director, Centre for Petroleum Energy Economics and Law, University of Ibadan)

I do not think this is the appropriate time to blame anybody. We may do that later. Political governance is a continuous thing. President Muhammadu Buhari started where his predecessor, Goodluck Jonathan, stopped.

Jonathan might not have done his best, hence, Buhari was elected to right what went wrong in the six years of Jonathan’s administration.So far, I think Buhari is doing well. The fight against corruption is a good way to reposition the economy. Also, we need to guarantee the safety of lives and property in order to have a robust economy. I would give good marks to Buhari in the area of security.

Yet, there are certain things I think the President needs to do to fast-track economic recovery. He needs to encourage local production. The economy also needs to be diversified and infrastructures need to be fixed. So far, we have not seen much effort in this regards.

Abudullahi Etsemeuno (Acting Registrar/National Coordinator, Institute of Chartered Economists of Nigeria)

The economic challenges were caused by the Goodluck Jonathan administration. This is because there were supposed to be sufficient savings for the rainy day. But the administration squandered the savings left by the administration of Chief Olusegun Obasanjo.

The administration, at a point, was borrowing money to survive. That should not have happened.

The current administration inherited problems; it did not know the magnitude of the problems until it assumed power. It did not realise that the country was already borrowing before it came in. when ex-President Olusegun Obasanjo was leaving office, we had about $50bn in the reserve.

When Jonathan assumed office, it was still above $40bn. The administration should have built on the reserve because the prices of oil were still high. But the public officials were busy stealing money when they should have been building on the reserve.

The government did not develop the infrastructure. Yet, it blew away the reserve and started borrowing as soon the prices of oil fell.

Sheriffdeen Tella (Professor of Economics and former Vice-Chancellor, Crescent University, Ogun State)

The current administration is grappling with perennial economic challenges. However, the administration lacks the focus and the appropriate expertise to handle the challenges. The fact is that there is no country that does not have challenges. Every country finds a way to manage its challenges. That is what this administration has not been able to do. There has to be a sound economic team at a critical time like this.

The administration seems to have good economic programmes but it appears to lack competent individuals required to implement them.

You cannot say that you are fighting corruption and you put the economy on suspension mode. The Buhari administration is using military tactics to lead a democratic country. That is the challenge.

For me, the administration has the responsibility to put the economy on the path of growth, which it is not doing. It has continued to complain of lack of funds. What has it done with the loots it recovered from corrupt politicians? That money should have been channeled to the productive sectors of the economy.

Ken Oteje (Economic analyst)
The administration of Goodluck Jonathan did not do what was required to avert the problems we face today. The money the past administration earned from crude some years back was not properly used. The reserve was wasted; that was the money the government should have used to fix the infrastructure and diversify the economy.

But we cannot exclude the current administration entirely. We are like a country that is on a battlefield. You cannot send naval officers to the desert to fight neither would you send those who should be operating fighter jets to the sea to fight and expect a good result. The administration needs to put the right people in strategic positions if we must overcome the economic challenges facing us.

As an economist, I consider economic stabilisation the most crucial in every decision I analyse. We must be able to stabilise the economy. The government needs to sustain the growth we have recorded after which it could think about growing the economy. If the President had put in place his cabinet and put the right people in sensitive positions much earlier, we would have probably averted some of the current challenges

We all what is bad and yet we never can stop..

Mtchew.....
Must ur own evolution of beards looking stupid and unkempt, beards evolution can't be like this OK

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Magic







Review ur heading

jaci02:
These fishes are too young for harvesting. They ought to be left for some time so they can attain adulthood and full size.

That's the problem with Nigeria, you see a picture like this and everyone start thinking about their stomach and appetite. The most important question is what about tomorrow, the fisherman shouldn't be surprised when he goes back to the river another day and comes back empty.

Those young fishes he just caught should have been allowed to mature and reproduce so that in future there will be more. That's how sustainability and growth is achieved. And not by eat today and forget tomorrow.

U nailed it!!!!
Please tell 'em!!!
Start up a campaign on this!!!
I believe in u!!!!

U did a good job!!!