Ever see a really swell-looking white girl with a really ugly-looking black guy?

Ever wonder what's that all about?

I'm your basic ugly black dude, and I hate to admit it, but really good-looking black women won't give me the time of day. Don't feel sorry for me, though, and here's why: white chicks go ape over me.

I'll go to parties with a really swell-looking white girl and everybody freaks. No one can figure out what the hell is going on. I couldn't figure it myself until I dated this one white girl who told me why why she was giving it up to me.

We were laying in bed smoking cigarettes and I asked her why she was wasting her time with a dog like me. She said, "The thing about you, Anonymous, is you're so bleeping ugly, you're beautiful."

That was five years ago and I still don't know if that was an insult or compliment.

So, women, black or white - why do you prefer ugly guts like me.

Good for you.Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
We are all beautiful in the eyes of the Lord.

tombola:


So, women, black or white - why do you prefer ugly guts like me.

A man confident enough to say he's ugly. . . . . . .hmmm Nice

But poster, let me be the judge of that

tombola:


I'm your basic ugly black dude, and I hate to admit it, but really good-looking black women won't give me the time of day. Don't feel sorry for me, though, and here's why: white chicks go ape over me.


We were laying in bed smoking cigarettes and I asked her why she was wasting her time with a dog like me. She said, "The thing about you, Anonymous, is you're so bleeping ugly, you're beautiful."

lmao you are so funny

I'll rather date a ugly guy with personality

than date a good looking guy who think hes

gods gift to women and whos got entitlement attitude

people still use the word "swell"?

I can see you are very proud of ur uglyness

do u think these white girls can tell if a black is fine or ugly? i asked one of them why they like blacks and she said they think all blacks have big pricks! na wa for the freaks sha!! most of them believe anythin u say without objections

richo:

do u think these white girls can tell if a black is fine or ugly? i asked one of them why they like blacks and she said they think all blacks have big pricks! na wa for the freaks sha!! most of them believe anythin u say without objections

ROFLMAO

most gils dont know what they want

The reason is because white people see you as a 'Classic' and rare stuff

Some peeps even think Dijimon Hounsou is ugly except for his body and Kimora (even though she's black) sees him as a priced collection.

Why else do you think all these Sudanese models are popular and making it on the runway _{despite the fact that black people see them as ugly}

SO, THERE! enjoy what uv got boy.

Some women fail to see the ugliness in butt ugly men hence the reason for dating them!

@poster
Why did you decide to share your ugly experience with Nairaland.

Na wa o
if you ugly, what is our concern?

MrCrackles:

Some women fail to see the ugliness in butt ugly men!

LMAO this place is really really funny

sexyLeamon:

LMAO this place is really really funny

it is indeed isnt it?!

people like you make it funny

I agree with Minute, my ex was not exactly Denzel Washington or any of the most good looking black men, however, he had a beautiful personality and a very sensual voice, I loved it,
However, when I started thinking about what would happen if my kids turn out to look like their father, I ran away! lmao

Women date ugly black guys cuz they think/hope no other woman would come and chase after their guy!

QueenAnais:

I agree with Minute, my ex was not exactly Denzel Washington or any of the most good looking black men, however, he had a beautiful personality and a very sensual voice, I loved it,
However, when I started thinking about what would happen if my kids turn out to look like their father, I ran away! lmao
Women date ugly black guys because they think/hope no other woman would come and chase after their guy!

because love is supposed to be blind damn it
probably caught 'em in night clubs when lights were out. u glowing in d dark feeling 'em with the huge munster underneath ur jeans.
most white girls (d freaky ones) think with their ass anyway so once u've practised the law of physics on them GBAM attraction occurs

cos love is blind and beauty is in the eye of the beholder,i prefer a man with a good heart than a goodlooking face

lmao . . .

Whites have a thing for what they call an "ethnic look". They associate it with good sex. They believe that black, ugly people equate to rough, wild sex. Some even believe that the black colour is a form of art. On the other hand, some women (even African women) don't mind ugly men as long as they've got money. Look at Nigeria's former President Olusegun Obasanjo and his late wife Stella. Look at former Super-Eagles player Daniel Amokachi and his Tunisian wife Nadia; typical cases of beauty and the beast! It also could be that some women do not care at all. Any man will do just fine, thus the reason why you see many misplaced couples.

amokach?

u have a point love is blind and the really fate is that it not good to discriminate someone cuz we can never tell what the person will become, so ugly or not i dont believe in that cuz God created us in his own image, so all GOD ceated is beautiful,

men,

I'll take that shawtie off you! U fuckin' ugly and u coming to lie to me bitches all crazy about cha? Damn, u must have a very big and long black d**k thats suffering from priapic disorders!

If I see any of u ugly chumps swaggering down my block with hot blondes or salacious blackies, dudes, I'm take her quickly off you and she'll have no option but to roll on with 2H2H because I'ma give an offer she woon't be able to refuse. And thats from my verbal and financial accounts, dunnies!

F**k y'all ugly Niggaz! I'll bomb on y'all fools with long black dicks! Shit!!!!!

tombola:

Ever see a really swell-looking white girl with a really ugly-looking black guy?

Ever wonder what's that all about?

I'm your basic ugly black dude, and I hate to admit it, but really good-looking black women won't give me the time of day. Don't feel sorry for me, though, and here's why: white chicks go ape over me.

I'll go to parties with a really swell-looking white girl and everybody freaks. No one can figure out what the hell is going on. I couldn't figure it myself until I dated this one white girl who told me why why she was giving it up to me.

We were laying in bed smoking cigarettes and I asked her why she was wasting her time with a dog like me. She said, "The thing about you, Anonymous, is you're so bleeping ugly, you're beautiful."

That was five years ago and I still don't know if that was an insult or compliment.

So, women, black or white - why do you prefer ugly guts like me.

Seal and Heidi Klum is a big point of reference that love has gone way beyond blind its gone a little Crazy

@richo
For real ooh those white girls don't joke with our country pipes ooh

For me its either two things he either has a big d, k or a big pocket

naawee:

men,

I'll take that shawtie off you! U fuckin' ugly and u coming to lie to me bitches all crazy about cha? Damn, u must have a very big and long black d**k thats suffering from priapic disorders!

If I see any of u ugly chumps swaggering down my block with hot blondes or salacious blackies, dudes, I'm take her quickly off you and she'll have no option but to roll on with 2H2H because I'ma give an offer she woon't be able to refuse. And thats from my verbal and financial accounts, dunnies!

F**k y'all ugly Niggaz! I'll bomb on y'all fools with long black dicks! Shit!!!!!

rubbish

keep frontin right there!! we recogonise real playerz when we see one?

yea yea out there i wonder if i can picture u doin it right?

_{leanin on the wall lookin}

naawee:

men,
I'll take that shawtie off you! U fuckin' ugly and u coming to lie to me bitches all crazy about cha? Damn, u must have a very big and long black d**k thats suffering from priapic disorders!
If I see any of u ugly chumps swaggering down my block with hot blondes or salacious blackies, dudes, I'm take her quickly off you and she'll have no option but to roll on with 2H2H because I'ma give an offer she woon't be able to refuse. And thats from my verbal and financial accounts, dunnies!
F**k y'all ugly Niggaz! I'll bomb on y'all fools with long black dicks! Shit!!!!!

wtf ? ? ? Dude . .why on earth are you being an ass ? ? ? whose fault is it as to why the chics would rather hookup with a self professed "ugly" dude than you trying to pass yourself for a bad boy.? ? ? _{. . .dats just plain childish}

naawee:

men,

I'll take that shawtie off you! U fuckin' ugly and u coming to lie to me bitches all crazy about cha? Damn, u must have a very big and long black d**k thats suffering from priapic disorders!

If I see any of u ugly chumps swaggering down my block with hot blondes or salacious blackies, dudes, I'm take her quickly off you and she'll have no option but to roll on with 2H2H because I'ma give an offer she woon't be able to refuse. And thats from my verbal and financial accounts, dunnies!

F**k y'all ugly Niggaz! I'll bomb on y'all fools with long black dicks! Shit!!!!!

Na by force? If u no get wetin to say, just say nothin. OLODO

naawee:

men,

I'll take that shawtie off you! U fuckin' ugly and u coming to lie to me bitches all crazy about cha? Damn, u must have a very big and long black d**k thats suffering from priapic disorders!

If I see any of u ugly chumps swaggering down my block with hot blondes or salacious blackies, dudes, I'm take her quickly off you and she'll have no option but to roll on with 2H2H because I'ma give an offer she woon't be able to refuse. And thats from my verbal and financial accounts, dunnies!

F**k y'all ugly Niggaz! I'll bomb on y'all fools with long black dicks! Shit!!!!!

See dis idle agbero wei de claim nigga. de kind english wei dem 2pac talk soteyyy end up for early grave na em u come de form for here. dis kind talk no de reign again o. if u no get wetin to yarn go take ur igbo den pursue ashawo like u de always do. fake nigga shittttttttt

@poster:

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

may i ask, what is your definition of an ugly black guy?