Jesus Of God Mission. Lwkmd the day I saw this church somewhere in a village in Imo State, I still lol anytime it comes to my mind. I was like WTF! The one on my street was called God's Mennonite Church. I didn't know the meaning till the pastor changed the name. Give us some queer church names you've heard.

How about 'JESUS IN THE NOW GLOBAL MINISTRY'

^U dey vex?

Healing has begun ministry. Power house ministry. Omega ministry. God's own ministry. The true assemblies of God church (which means the other assemblies of God is fake). Everybody wants to own a ministry. Most of them are lazy people who cannot go and work to make money so the easiest way for them is to establish any ministry under satan's backing to deceive people. Nigerians are so gullible. They will always patronize such useless ministry.

there is another one they call Jehova sharp sharp. Many more will still come out. We ve not had - Huricane miracle ministry, Healing tsunami ministry, satan in trouble ministry, fire for fire ministry etc. We are watching them.

FIST OF FURY _{(I Swear this is a churchs name in Port-Harcourt, NTA Rd to be exact)}

Later the pastor added "OIL ZONE ONE" to the name. (Like rebranding.)

Run for your life ministry. I saw the signpost on pics from nl joke section. It look real

Okija_juju:

FIST OF FURY _{(I Swear this is a churchs name in Port-Harcourt, NTA Rd to be exact)}

Later the pastor added "OIL ZONE ONE" to the name. (Like rebranding.)

Lol, are they involved in oil bunkering?

^^ I tire O.

But just as a word of warning, do not under any circumstance go there.

There is a church in Ibadan named ' KASABUBU CHURCH OF GOD"

AMEN Ministry, The Yoke Must Broke Ministry. Jesus Heal Ministry etc. The church in this 21 century is much i wonder how is going 2 be in the NEXT ten century (31).


May God help us to know the true living church.

Fist of Fury Church. I saw this in PH 10 years ago.

Okija_juju:

FIST OF FURY _{(I Swear this is a churchs name in Port-Harcourt, NTA Rd to be exact)}

Later the pastor added "OIL ZONE ONE" to the name. (Like rebranding.)

As in Bruce Lee? i can just imagine Jesus as Lee surrounded by 500 demons.  

Yu go fear fear

OMG!  I beg, make una stop,  my ribs dey paining me o,  I don laff tire for here o.

Make una no vex if the moderator moves this thread to the joke section o.  It is so funny.  _{[s]Fist of fury, Run for your life ministry.  na wa for this country o[/s]}

Abeg let no one take this the wrong way oh but, first time I saw the name 'Peculiar People Assembly' I thought only homosexuals were allowed there. My mistake though.  
@Okija, what up!

^^ Oga soldier!! Hw you dey!!

Unashamed of Christ Church, Abuja Express Road

Face to face ministry

There's one on the corner street where I used to live, its called "Angels on Fire Chapel of Peace" Beats me how there could be any peace when them Angels are totally pissed.
Maybe the Pastor saw a kool movie that gave him an epiphany.

I just remembered 'Liquid Fire Ministries', IBB market road Suleja. I guess the word 'lava' didn't cut it.

alexleo:

Healing has begun ministry. Power house ministry. Omega ministry. God's own ministry. The true assemblies of God church (which means the other assemblies of God is fake). Everybody wants to own a ministry. Most of them are lazy people who cannot go and work to make money so the easiest way for them is to establish any ministry under satan's backing to deceive people. Nigerians are so gullible. They will always patronize such useless ministry.

Can you imagine  

Cant really remember where i saw this on Saturday either at Ogba or Ifako;  By fire By Fire Ministry   just couldnt process the name for a long time, it just beats me.  they change and refine even existing standard churches, totally unbelievable

"HOLYFIRE OVERFLOW MINISTRIES", Saw this one near Sunday Market in Ogba, almost lost consciousness

Heard of a church in Lagos called "JEHOVAH SHARP SHARP". heard it is situated around Festac!!!  

Run for your life ministries.

This one exists in Kaduna South "David Killed Goliath Ministry"

The Lord's Chosen (pronounced 'chuzin')
Like say others are rejected.

This is hilarious!