Fire burn ministries.

house of ginger the swagger ministires

JESUS THE LANDLORD, WE THE RELAXING PEW MINISTRY
POST OFFICE ROAD WOJI PORT HARCOURT

Agbara Olorun Kibati Ministries (In Ibadan)

'Happy Go Lucky Church of God Almighty In Jesus Name Amen' - Abeokuta.

dey are all houses of scams, where they deceive ppl and rip dem off of their hard earned monies
if i may quote from Femi Kuti's greatest song of all time titled (Wonder) "Na pastor life dey better the people dey suffer"

Old time religion ministry, lol meant 4 d Old

StrongHand of God ministry

Businessmen international ministry

Sapele water ministry!

I always burst out with uncontrolable laughter each time I start any reconcilliation job at work and the name of this church comes to my mind.As if I should just take the work there for the pastor to solve.I see this church everyday on my way to VI coming from berger before getting to iyana oworo on the right. The name is  " GODS CHURCH OF RECONCILLIATION " pls correct me if am wrong as am not so sure of the way it is written, but am very sure reconcilliation dey there.
If u work in VI,pls check it out on ur way home today, it should be on your left comming down 3rd mainland btwn iyanaoworo and ojota.
And pls try tell me wetin dem dey reconcile there, GODs Error, I forbide, make GOD forgive us all, I million Astagafuru lahi for the pastor , 50 thousand astagafuru lahi for its members, 10 thousand astagafuru lahhi for the resident neighbours  , one thousand astagafuru lahi for us wey dey pass by /see am and 100 astagafuru lahi for the moderator /creator of this thread and all of una wey read am. Lol

Abba Father ministry in Tasha Abuja
By Fire by Fire Ministry.
My coleagues didnt know why I was laffing so much in the office reading this post

I just fell off my chair

help

Best Thread.


Mammon Gospel Mission

"Even though you want to be poor, sorry, but it's too late"

[Not a real church though]

BABALAWO BEWARE INT. MINISTRIES INC.

Check out this

"OH MY GOD MINISTRY"

"HAMATHAN MUST COME IN DUE TIME MINISTRY"

"OBAMA IS THE PRESIDENT OF UNITED STATES MINISTRY"

"OUR WIVES MUST DELIVER LIKE HEBREW WOMEN MINISTRY"

"CASTRATED MEN MUST REGAIN THEIR CROTIUM MINISTRY"

"All dis Obama men, na God go Osama dem ministry!"

I dont know maybe you've heard these names in Lagos.
   "Perfect Christianity Ministry"
   "God Bless Nigeria Church"
What do you think about them?

I have been laughing on my own here like a mad girl!!! People @ work think I'm crazy! All the good names have been exhausted and I guess they're tryna avoid repetition and introduce uniqueness. Na wa for Naija. I have these-
Assemblies of Christ Church(y assemblies)
God's Sons and Daughters Ministry( y nt just God's children?)
I'll b watchn out 4 funny names lol!

the best thread of the year

"Best Spot In The Land of God Church" - Apapa.

There is a wooden structure near my house in maraba nassarawa state called ,The Pattern ministry ,conforming to the pattern of christ

I can confirm, I saw Guided Missiles Church on a bus on my way from Abeokuta, i did a little search now and found they even have a facebook page and a picture
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^^


Nottin wey person no go hia/see for dis lyf!
who is d misile, n who r d 1's guiding d misiles? Hmm. . .Ok! maybe dey'r d misile's n God is d guidian, am i ryt?
Whatever!!! (sometym's, i just sit n wonder what'll take me to churches lyk dat, i rather stay at home n pray.)

i hope these churches pay Revenue to government?

what about ,

WAKE UP TO JESUS MINISTRY , DON'T SLEEP TO HELL,

Its off agidingbin to be precise

segundash:

I can confirm, I saw Guided Missiles Church on a bus on my way from Abeokuta, i did a little search now and found they even have a facebook page and a picture
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I think say "Fist of fury" bad but Na your own win.

whats even more amusing than the weird names these churches have is the fact that people actually attend their services, mehn, Nigerians are so gullible.

How about this?- Trigger happy ministry. Motto- always firing the devil.

I ve never seen a funny thread like this that makes me laugh till tears full my eyes. Best entertaining thread so far. Though quite a pity how the devil is trying to drag the church into the mud through the so called men of God, Anyway, God knoweth those that are His.

nee to see a doctor otherwise laff go kill me,

seun0622:

There is a church in Ibadan named  ' [b[b]]KASABUBU CHURCH OF GOD"[/b]

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now this cant be true

Jesus knows his children ministry.   this one is live in Benin