ALL WOMEN JUBILATION INTERNATIONAL CHRISTIAN MINISTRY it's in Maraba nasarawa state, i always see d sign board on my way to sch. rlly funny

There is this one i always see somewhere in calabar
Cross River State, it is called

SEVEN THUNDERS OF JESUS.

and i always ask myself where in the bible was it recorded that there were 7 thunders

This is the funniest thread in the history of Nairaland.

teddyfresh:

I dont know maybe you've heard these names in Lagos.
"Perfect Christianity Ministry"

If you think 'Perfect Christianity Ministry' is funny, wait till you hear the name of the Pastor. REV. SIGN FIREMAN!!!

Smiling in Fist With The Lord Ministry

Rejoicing In Jubiliation Ministry

Celebrating for the satan Has Fallen Ministry

Gwa m Gwa m Gwam Int'l Mission

Nda Atu-ogu Int'l Church of Christ

Ranoscky:

Sapele water ministry!

BROKEN LEG OF JESUS MINISTRY

I was in a boat to Bonny Island from PH when a preacher started praying and singing ''Mammy water power, powerless power'' for center of the ocean. Bros I piss  for my trouser until we reach land. imagine threatening Mammy water for her own territory.  

Guyman02:

I was in a boat to Bonny Island from PH when a preacher started praying and singing ''Mammy water power, powerless power'' for center of the ocean. Bros I piss for my trouser until we reach land. imagine threatening Mammy water for her own territory.

You are not serious LMAO

Guyman02:

I was in a boat to Bonny Island from PH when a preacher started praying and singing ''Mammy water power, powerless power'' for center of the ocean. Bros I piss  for my trouser until we reach land. imagine threatening Mammy water for her own territory.  

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perfume of God church, saw it in aba, laffed ma head off.

I thought i was dreaming when i saw the GUIDED MISSILES CHURCH bus next to me in traffic sometime early this year. I knew no one would believe me without proof, so,

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nigerianisms

This thread is a contender for the thread of the year along with the kaita thread.

Just saw an advert on tv by:
Just Jesus Praying Ministries International Incorporated. Old Airport Road, Port Harcourt.

Well, it seems that the pastors have exhausted all the sane names in their mad rush to own a church just like nollywood exhausted theirs in just under five years!

JESUS NEVER Bleep-UP MINISTRY- IYARO, BENIN CITY.

CHRISTIAN BIBLE CHURCH OF GOD. Saw this today. Is there another type of bible?

Celica church of christ, Somewhere in ibadan.

Elshadai must not die ministeries.

dollypi:

Celica church of christ, Somewhere in ibadan.

Elshadai must not die ministeries.

It's lie. Where is this church LOL

This thread should definately be a strong contender for thread of the year. For, it makes us laugh so hard. Yet, it reflects truly the state of the nation. It is only hunger-stricken, deprived and hopeless, highly illetrate people who will see signposts such as these and worship there. What has religion turned to? In modern Nigeria, Karl Max was right. The system is so terrible that anybody proclaiming to be a messenger of the true living God, opens a church or rather a business enterprise. We rarely worship cos we want to serve God but because we want some imaginative spirit to 'die, die, die, die' or we want 'igbega lesekese, owo lesekese, omo lesekese' or jehova to sharp sharp give us money jor. Its sad. Until the people are empowered and secured in all context, another 'guided rocket holy ghost on fire with seven thunder global ministries enterprises ' is sure to open with full congregation.

Outstrip:


It's lie. Where is this church LOL

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oh my world.this made my nite,i just cant stop laffing LMAO

LOL. What the hell does powered by viagra mean on that church sign. Is that for real

Outstrip:

LOL. What the hell does powered by viagra mean on that church sign. Is that for real

@ outstrip
My sister, that looks very real, from all indication their cocktail party was sponsored by such companies as viagra(why will a church not think deep enough to know that they should not patronize or even be patronized by the viagra company or such alcoholic making ones like St. Remy not that I have anything against these companies).

@ all
I am loving you all for adding colour to my day,as soon as I saw the topic of that thread, I told myself to come and have a share of laughter and I wasn't disappointed. While we are at it I can as well coin my own church name. How about "Money, Car, Houses, Children and Husbands now now ministeries (note the plurality as you are watching out for the spread of our branches to every nook and cranny of Nigeria. Abeg who get Coaster bus make we borrow, paint join the advertisement sef----shoo. We, we no dey do mumu mumu like that Holy Japhet Munistrys wey no fit get better artist design their ordinary cloth poster. Baptism sef dey no fit spell but dey sabi spell all the amount for the different types of prayers.  For our side , all our prayers na original original, we dey also do low cost wedding on Mondays for young couples wey wan avoid the high cost of wedding for Naija.  It's offering time----everybody shout "business time!--------that time don pass wey people dey reply investment time! when pastor shout offering time! you never hear sef, siddon there dey look.

Sinners Sunday Service. By Christ Ambassadors College, Sabo,Kaduna South,Kaduna State.

Obo Boco:

There is this one i always see somewhere in calabar
Cross River State, it is called

SEVEN THUNDERS OF JESUS.

and[b] i always ask myself where in the bible was it recorded that there were 7 thunders [/b]

Revelation 10:3
3 And cried with a loud voice, as[ when] a lion roareth: and when he had cried, seven thunders uttered their voices.

I saw one @ Ihiala with their sign post ' TRADITIONAL CHURCH OF CHRIST' and another one @ Uli with a sign post written 'GIVERS NEVER LACK MINISTRY' with one name as General oversee. I said 2 myself,  what a world!

am sure guys would have heard of "Guided Missiles Church"; honestly i dont know whether we r saving our butts for a Nuclear Showdown, lol

Saw this one in Agboile Akute junction-Jesus called me evangelical church.

Anti Piracy Christain Chapel in Yaba, Lagos -  Abi the pastor be ex-Alaba-marketer ?
I guess the explanation for all these names na say dem wan preach gospel using church names that way they can reach the widest audience , init ?

I saw a church sign post today in Wuse II, Abuja and the name is Divine Hand of God Ministry. What quickly came to my mind is if Diego Maradona is the General Overseer of that Church?