The following scene took place on a BA flight between Johannesburg and
London.

A white woman, about 50 years old, was seated next to a black man.
Obviously disturbed by this, she called the air Hostess. "Madam, what is
the matter," the hostess asked.
"You obviously do not see it then?" she responded. "You placed me next
to a black man. I do not agree to sit next to someone from such a
repugnant group. Give me an alternative seat."
"Be calm please," the hostess replied. "Almost all the places on this
flight are taken. I will go to see if another place is available." The
Hostess went away and then came back a few minutes later. "Madam, just
as I thought, there are no other available seats in the economy class. I
spoke to the captain and he informed me that there is also no seat in
the business class. All the same, we still have one place in the first
class."
Before the woman could say anything, the hostess continued: "It is not
usual for our company to permit someone from the economy class to sit in
the first class. However, given the circumstances, the captain feels
that it would be scandalous to make someone sit next to someone so
disgusting." She turned to the black guy, and said, "Therefore, Sir, if
you would like to, please collect your hand luggage, a seat awaits you
in first class."
At that moment, the other passengers who were shocked by what they had
just witnessed stood up and applauded. This is a true story.

"thundrous applause"

Winks!

best judgement ever, i like the captain

that was sweet

soooooooooo refreshing and sweet

love my black heritage

execellent story Odeku

yesso man must wack for sure

*goes off and wacks garri*

If only there were more people in the world like that air hostess Whilst reading your posting I was hoping you were going to say at the end 'suddenly the airplane door flew open and the lady was sucked out by the force of the wind, never to be seen again - but I have to say that the real ending was just as good :

thumbs up

proud to be a nigger

@last poster wtf?? we aint niggas we re africans

So when do i laugh ?

when your mama puts to bed again

Listen up you slowpoke, if you dont have regards for your parents, i do for mine.

sharrap there, bloody idiot wey dey fear pass chicken.

the last time i heard, u mother was giving birth at age 84.

after that, she was taken to iyaba left, for giving birth to you in the first place

lmao

tj ma brother, how you doing. longest time. hope you are back to stay

Yes am back to stay

u asked u?

oya stay now

tufe:

sharrap there, bloody idiot wey dey fear pass chicken.

the last time i heard, u mother was giving birth at age 84.

after that, she was taken to iyaba left, for giving birth to you in the first place

@Tufe I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

your bloody a55 is down there, not up.
be careful how you use English

pervert. U're such a waste.

good story but she achieved her aim of getting rid of the black broda

@BEN

just like your mama

@Tufe I can't diss your folks cos i dont have a problem with them.
Na u be my concern.
Now i see why they are celebrating seriously in your village.
1 fool missin, 3659 to go.

**yawns**
u are boring. let me move on to more important things

drags tufe back by the ear

man if u no get yans just admit.

dey r at it again
*kinda reminds me of dat movie children of the corn*
una b children of hungry!!!

@poster
so u r a witness wen i dealt wit dat white racist bit*h

@nldrs
bet ya'll didnt knw i fly planes in my spare time

hmmmn tell us about it

OK.,
1ST OF ALL I,
DEN SOMTIMES IF,
BT I KNW ITS NT EASY, STIL,
SO OBVIOUSLY U CAN SEE DAT,
DO U UNDASTND NW??