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The Lawyer And The Farmer by mustspin: 11:31am On Dec 20, 2011 |
A lawyer went hunting in a nearby village. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly gentleman asked him what he was doing. The lawyer responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field, I'm going into retrieve it." The old farmer replied. "This is my property, and you are not coming over here." The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys in this country. and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything! The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we do things here . We settle small disagreements like this with the Three-Kick Rule." The lawyer asked, "What is the three-Kick Rule?" The Farmer replied. "Well, first I kick you three times and then you kick me three times, and so on, back and forth, until someone gives up." The attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old farmer. He agreed to abide by the local custom. The old farmer slowly walked up to the lawyer. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy work boot into the lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees. His second kick nearly wiped the man's nose off his face. The barrister was flat on his belly when the farmer's third kick to a kidney nearly caused him to give up. The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet and said, "Okay, you old farmer, now it's my turn." The farmer smiled and said, "Naw, I give up. You can have the duck." 2 Likes |
Re: The Lawyer And The Farmer by angelz(f): 11:46am On Dec 20, 2011 |
what a clever farmer. he must be really old. |
Re: The Lawyer And The Farmer by mustspin: 11:55am On Dec 20, 2011 |
old and stil got his old tricks |
Re: The Lawyer And The Farmer by dani1luv: 12:00pm On Dec 20, 2011 |
LOL |
Re: The Lawyer And The Farmer by mikuz(m): 8:23pm On Dec 20, 2011 |
Hehehe, mustspin,so na true say you fit post funny jokes? . . . And thought it was rumour!! |
Re: The Lawyer And The Farmer by MrResource(m): 8:50pm On Dec 20, 2011 |
i gbadu that old man. . .clever lawyer indeed |
Re: The Lawyer And The Farmer by mustspin: 9:09am On Dec 21, 2011 |
thanks guyz, mikuz u rock |
Re: The Lawyer And The Farmer by BossTtdiamonds(m): 9:33am On Dec 21, 2011 |
Mikuz. . . . . . my mission tis' xmas is to make your life a livin' he!!, |
Re: The Lawyer And The Farmer by mikuz(m): 4:43pm On Dec 21, 2011 |
@mustspin, welcome, you rocker! Boss ttdiamonds, and after the xmas . . I make yours a dieing she!! You hear me so!!!!? |
Re: The Lawyer And The Farmer by oderemo(m): 5:30pm On Dec 21, 2011 |
Read this somewhre in 1933 cant be exact, but still a gud joke same way. Nice one there my bwyo. |
Re: The Lawyer And The Farmer by mustspin: 5:38pm On Dec 21, 2011 |
^^ ^. friend or foe |
Re: The Lawyer And The Farmer by Nobody: 8:09pm On Dec 21, 2011 |
^^^^ I STILL DEY WONDA Y UNA THEY CONDOLE DIS CALABAR BOI, d joke wasn't funny, it was somehow senseless, |
Re: The Lawyer And The Farmer by mustspin: 8:42am On Dec 22, 2011 |
^^^^ stay off my thread donkey |
Re: The Lawyer And The Farmer by dani1luv: 8:51am On Dec 22, 2011 |
You are a confused fellow |
Re: The Lawyer And The Farmer by mustspin: 9:39am On Dec 22, 2011 |
^^^ hw is it ur biz? edeeot |
Re: The Lawyer And The Farmer by Nobody: 10:20am On Dec 22, 2011 |
^^^ Dis calabar boi wey nor dey hear word shay ya boyfrend 4get joystick for ya ear? bush pig |
Re: The Lawyer And The Farmer by dani1luv: 10:36am On Dec 22, 2011 |
mustspin:Hey, watch it. .i just hope that wasnt for me |
Re: The Lawyer And The Farmer by mustspin: 11:49am On Dec 22, 2011 |
^^damn well for u, what do u think u r? a monopolist for insult? abeg clear for my front make i see better people jare. mod ko, model ni. . . mtsheeew |
Re: The Lawyer And The Farmer by dani1luv: 11:53am On Dec 22, 2011 |
mustspin:ok |
Re: The Lawyer And The Farmer by sylve11: 12:17pm On Dec 22, 2011 |
lol . . . . "Naw, I give up. You can have the duck." |
Re: The Lawyer And The Farmer by mikuz(m): 3:44pm On Dec 22, 2011 |
mustspin dem don ban you be that o!! |
Re: The Lawyer And The Farmer by mustspin: 3:46pm On Dec 22, 2011 |
^^^^dem no born am well. . . mtsheeew |
Re: The Lawyer And The Farmer by mikuz(m): 4:17pm On Dec 22, 2011 |
e be like say you carry odeshi . . . I trust you! |
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