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Health › Re: Female Genital Mutilation: What You Need To Know As A Nigerian by NiGeRianTr0ll(m): 2:18pm On Jul 25, 2016

Nothing bad...If a woman doesn't enjoy sex and is circumcised, marry her, it means she won't cheat on you

Afterall it's all about Feminism, If my Penis is fbcked up, their vagina should be fvcked up too.

Speaking of Feminism SEUN why would you censor Penis_ and not Vagina

BLOODY HYPOCRITES

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Politics › Re: Buhari Nominates Akintunde Ibitayo Akinwande For NERC Chair, Drops Shasore by NiGeRianTr0ll(m): 1:59pm On Jul 25, 2016

Massachusetts Institute of Technology no be beans

In my HS, one of the best in the country, soo many Asians and Indian Geniuses I doubt if any one got into an Ivy League school.

Massive respect to the man.

But even if I got there, I will never attend, the competition in college like that can kill your self esteem and Na ugly girls dey full there

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Foreign Affairs › Re: German Machete Attack: Syrian Refugee Kills Woman & Injures Two Others by NiGeRianTr0ll(m): 1:22pm On Jul 25, 2016

banmee:
The border is not the only problem we have. Do you know we run the risk of nuclear war with a Trump presidency? Yeah, he's that s.tupid.

Actually, he's stupider_ than that which means he will be manipulated.
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I am sure he's opinionated enough to maintain his stance on Border control, Not really much to choose considering we have a snake and an Idiot_

Foreign Affairs › Re: German Machete Attack: Syrian Refugee Kills Woman & Injures Two Others by NiGeRianTr0ll(m): 1:21pm On Jul 25, 2016

loomer:
Then where Africans go go?

Good point, actually everyone comes back to Africa afterall that's the mother land.

Foreign Affairs › Re: German Machete Attack: Syrian Refugee Kills Woman & Injures Two Others by NiGeRianTr0ll(m): 1:04pm On Jul 25, 2016

loomer:
Weda u grew up for states or not, we all are refugees one way or the other. Well that's how the whites see us.

Yeah, let the whites leave it for The Native Americans and go back to Europe and the Australians go back to Europe too.

Foreign Affairs › Re: German Machete Attack: Syrian Refugee Kills Woman & Injures Two Others by NiGeRianTr0ll(m): 1:00pm On Jul 25, 2016

loomer:
You dey call people refugees like say u no be migrant urself

Grew up in the states and

A Migrant is different from a Refugee...There are good Refugees, just not Muslim Refugees, their ideology shows they are incapable of assimilation.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Matenneh Kromah, A Soldier Wears Hijab On Duty In Liberia (pic) by NiGeRianTr0ll(m): 12:35pm On Jul 25, 2016

This is why Islam needs to be banned, That Ideology overrides all logical and rational thoughts...Madam why don't you move your ass to Syria and fight in the war...Oh wait? You can't because you will need an helmet and you are only permitted to wear Hijab?

And why is her Hijab dirty?

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Travel › Re: Patos Oghenevwede Lands Plane Without Front Tyre (Video) by NiGeRianTr0ll(m): 12:19pm On Jul 25, 2016

NIGERIAN AMERICAN...Big Difference...NIGERIAN AMERICAN

I used to have a Girlfriend that would take me flying in my final year High school, she Was a freshman in college and the relationship was really fun till she tried dating me...19 yrs vs 17...It's not just going to happen

But Honestly I can land that plane with my eyes closed...These days soo many computers unless you operate a fighter jet or airliner, 3-6 months of reading and instructors will do the trick barely to fly a small plane

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Politics › Re: Nigerian Air Force Graduates 209 Students. Photos by NiGeRianTr0ll(m): 12:18pm On Jul 25, 2016

mmsen:
Neither army would act to protect Biafrans.

The Americans did not support Biafra and the British have never given any statement of support.

Besides, why would you want their support? Have you not seen the mess that they have created in the Middle East?

If we had an American Military bass there, human rights of peaceful protesters won't be easily violated.

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Politics › Re: Nigerian Air Force Graduates 209 Students. Photos by NiGeRianTr0ll(m): 12:10pm On Jul 25, 2016

Why can't the US military build bases in Nigeria but the British military is allowed to stay?

Colonial Mentality...If the US military were there, we would protect Biafrans

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Celebrities › Re: Throwback Wedding Photo Of Ibikunle Amosun by NiGeRianTr0ll(m): 12:00pm On Jul 25, 2016*

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Where are the kids in the first picture on the second picture?[/color]

This stupid_ question must be in the NL Hall of Lame somewhere. You think it's like our Generation where Baby mamas are rampant? And people have 69 kids before getting married?

Ever heard of Little bride and whatever the small boys are called

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Crime › Re: "They Electrocuted My Genitals In Indonesia"- Nigerian Death-row Prisoner by NiGeRianTr0ll(m): 11:40am On Jul 25, 2016

That's Inhumane but if you Guilty.

Good riddance to a criminal "Jew"

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Foreign Affairs › Re: German Machete Attack: Syrian Refugee Kills Woman & Injures Two Others by NiGeRianTr0ll(m): 11:34am On Jul 25, 2016*

I am not Politically Correct...Come election Time

me Myself and I will vote for TRUMP.

FVCK ISLAM, FVCK the Blood thirsty Refugees and FVCK Being Politically correct

Sure Trump is an Idiot but as long as he locks the Border against these Lunatics I am content.

Trojan2010:
I am a Muslim and I am not a terrorist!

You might not be a terrorist still I don't want a Muslim in my territory or country.

Think of it as A pastor refusing to rent his land to a BUDDHIST

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Romance › Re: This Girl Came To My House Last Night And Left This (photos} by NiGeRianTr0ll(m): 10:27am On Jul 25, 2016

Your publicity will kill your wack Career and I will be there Laughing my ass off.

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Romance › Re: When Rape Is Not The Rapists Fault-truenaijayarn by NiGeRianTr0ll(m): 2:21am On Jul 25, 2016

WHOMEVER wrote this is a MOTHERFVCKING IDIOT. And you OP are a DELUSIONAL RETARD_ If you agree with him

Even in Las Vegas known as the Sin city Rape isn't Rampant, Everyday women here dress skimpy except in Winter and does the United States or any first world country have a high rape statistic?

Even India known has the rape capital of the world has Conservative dressing for women so WHATS YOUR FVCKING POINT?

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Romance › Re: Ever Been In An Abusive Relationship? (here Is My Story) by NiGeRianTr0ll(m): 6:11pm On Jul 24, 2016

LordofNairaland:
Nawa o.

Must have been seriously tiring. As for me, no relationship for now. So scared to enter into another.

Why OAU of all schools

Change your moniker to pvssyofNL...a girl bullied you LMFAO

Romance › Re: My First Quickie In Church Today by NiGeRianTr0ll(op): 5:55pm On Jul 24, 2016

Wolf06:
Windsor Mill

Yeah, Niggas expanding they parking lot

Sports › Re: JayJay Okocha With His Son & Daughter At Heathrow Airport by NiGeRianTr0ll(m): 5:53pm On Jul 24, 2016

Let me and his daughter get inside my stadium

I will dribble her and score hat trick...cute pie

Romance › Re: A Yoruba Guy, Who Wants To Marry An Igbo Lady. by NiGeRianTr0ll(m): 4:46pm On Jul 24, 2016

Why will a sane man marry Devil+

Celebrities › Re: For Baring Her Boobs, Yvonne Jegede's Fans Attack Her On Instagram by NiGeRianTr0ll(m): 4:42pm On Jul 24, 2016

I am not sure if I should be impressed or Intimidated by her boob's?

Romance › Re: My First Quickie In Church Today by NiGeRianTr0ll(op): 4:21pm On Jul 24, 2016

Wolf06:
Pls hook up a n.igga, what zipcode? I luckily might be close by

It's Jesus House Baltimore, Not a Bad church, and the pastor is funny but he dey yarn Tithe too much

Romance › Re: My Ladies Please Come In, I Have Vital Info For You All by NiGeRianTr0ll(m): 4:17pm On Jul 24, 2016

Vikky014:
till u bcme a victim one day. hv hrd a similar story bt in dt case it ws a small boy

Pfft, they will have to catch me first and if by some miracle they do, it's Pull out my gun and blast your brains out with no remorse.

Romance › My First Quickie In Church Today by NiGeRianTr0ll(op): 4:12pm On Jul 24, 2016

[b]"Economy BAD come home" That's all my parents have been yarning since my semester finished but I no Want go home because I don't have time for their Nonsense and Religious Fanaticism.

I was with my Roommate in an apartment we rented together since College kicks us out for the summer. He's not on good terms with his fam so we shared the rent for the summer...But Hunger don knack me sotey that I had just $250 left, I had to go home to beg on Friday...Mr Senator say him go give me money if I spend 4 days and Naturally I had to go to church if I wanted money.

There are 2 services morning service which mostly fine babes and grumpy boys attend and late morning for the Fathers and Mothers in the Lord

Oh boy, as I park my car I couldn't believe it was my high school mate...This girl was the school THOT...You must have been a special kind of Ugly if you didn't fvck her throughout your 4 years of HS.

LATER, we sat down together inside and were whispering together after all na the Same "Pay your Tithe" bullshit the pastor dey yarn...IFFA HEAR

We were flirting in church and I jokingly said I won't mind sinning with her in church right there and surprisingly she said let's go to the car park...My people she open her car door and I gave it to her doggy rapid fire, Thank God it was a big parking lot...Damn that is a sexcapade I can never forget, That girl is really wild, she's Ghanaian Heritage.

Please don't judge me, I have been going to that church for as long as I can remember, all those offering money and Tithe is enough for one quick fvck that didn't even last 10 minutes

Fear self dey catch me, I don book appointment with my doctor tomorrow, at most na Gonorrhoea fit catch me but I am confident the girl is clean.[/b]

Romance › Re: My Ladies Please Come In, I Have Vital Info For You All by NiGeRianTr0ll(m): 3:01pm On Jul 24, 2016

Samurai where's that gist?

Christianity Etc › Re: Redeemed Pastor Kidnapped In Ikorodu, Lagos - Metronaija.com by NiGeRianTr0ll(m): 2:58pm On Jul 24, 2016

All this pastors sef...All they know is collect Tithe and

DIE BY FIREEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

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Christianity Etc › Re: See What Jehovah Witnesses Go Through When Spreading The Gospel (photos) by NiGeRianTr0ll(m): 2:27pm On Jul 24, 2016

Back in the days, I would collect their book and slam the door on their face...But they don't come to college Residences, Ain't Got time for Religion

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Car Talk › Re: Abandoned Bentley Gt Spotted In Lagos (pic) by NiGeRianTr0ll(m): 2:22pm On Jul 24, 2016

Yeah, that's my car, I had it shipped down to Nigeria because Nigeria is known for accommodating bullshìt eg Buhari

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Christianity Etc › Re: Celestial Pastor Who Chained Son Arrested by NiGeRianTr0ll(m): 2:22pm On Jul 24, 2016

Criminals like him make me question my stance on the death penalty.

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Events › Re: Ghanaian Bride Wears Sneakers On Her Wedding Day by NiGeRianTr0ll(m): 1:02pm On Jul 24, 2016

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