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Nairaland GeneralRe: The Zone! by Nihilist: 9:45pm On Apr 25, 2015
standd:
He doesn't know you so he clearly didn't see that coming.
Erm, can you profile me too?

Thanks in advance cheesy
Narcissistic and flirtatious

Probably 97 years old with a massive nose and 3 n ipples grin grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilist: 9:30pm On Apr 25, 2015
SportsRe: Floyd Mayweather Vs Manny Pacquiao - Boxing by Nihilist: 9:27pm On Apr 25, 2015
50calibre:
Hahahaha that's where the real boxers are separated from the pseudo ones. Lots of people join a boxing gym with hopes of one say boxing professionally but after that first knockout, many take flight. Those who stay, are the ones with the heart.

I once took part in a routine boxing training session and I found it to be the most gruelling of all the sports I can think of.



Floyd is older.



Hahaha Anthony Joshua is just starting his pro career so of course they only select easy opponents for him so he can develop and stack wins under his belt. Soon enough he'd have to face a worthy opponent, only then will he truly be tested. Floyd accepted this fight because he couldn't run anymore, Pacquiao camp had accepted all his conditions and he knew he had to face Pacquiao before retiring if he's to secure his legacy.



Ok!! We'd see about that. You must remember unbeaten records are not what makes great champions but the heart and ability to bounce after defeats. Even Muhammad Ali lost a few fights in his career.



Perhaps! However this isn't the first time he'd be refereeing a Pacquiao fight besides there's only so much he can do, he's not going to stop those hooks and jabs from landing.
Floyd is in better shape. His defensive game is top notch and his careful selection of fights and unbeaten record reflect a man who avoids taking the hard knocks.

Pac beat marquez controversially and then got ko'd in their next fight. He's just a quicker, stronger, and faster Arturo Gatti.

I trust Floyd in taking it to the outside and avoiding those hooks and uppers...and he has experience from the Zab Judah fight(at least that I remember) in beating south paws

Freddie Roach has come out to say that even though Floyd is aging and his legs clearly slowing, he believes he can still evade pacman on the canvass...and that's his own trainer.

AJ is just a muscular phool. His last fight was a disaster....even though he won by TKO. Man hit the ring looking like a GI Joe and I was wondering what he wants to do with all that muscle. By the time he hits the real pro heavyweights, na that time en go know say no be by 'muzzle'

Tyson fury has his eyes set on Wladimir at age 25 and his belt. AJ is 22/23 and still fighting journey men while looking like a mixed race terry crews. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilist: 9:00pm On Apr 25, 2015
coogar:
whoscored made a glaring error in hazard's stat last season.



why should whoscored count assist as key pass? whoscored rely on opta for stats. opta's definition of key pass excludes assists.

assist + key pass = total chance created!
You can't pick and choose.

If you can post Hazard stats, why are we here calculating when you can simply post stats to back up your position? grin

All of this still ignores the central argument that it Hazard only 3 seasons to Outscore Nani who has spent 8 seasons in England

Anyway let me kill this thing once and for all.

2012\13 Squawka report Nani as having created 11 chances. Whoscored say he had 11 key passes
2013\2014 squwuaka report Nani as having created 11 chances. Whoscored say he had 11 key passes



So it's very clear that there is no mistake.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilist: 8:51pm On Apr 25, 2015
coogar:
whoscored.com has nani's stats for feck sake. it's written clearly there in his history. which kind person be this? angry angry angry

in 10/11, nani copped 2.4 key pass per game in EPL. he played 33 league games in total. 31 starts, 2 subs. 33 * 2.4 = 79. add 14 assists to 79, what do you get?
FANTASTIC. SO YOU ACCEPT WHOSCORED STATS?

Because whoscored say Nani had total 78 key passes in the league 2010/2011.

They also say Hazard had 93 total key passes last year.

Check the 'details' tab.

It's immediately apparent that whoscored are counting assists as a subset of key passes.

Abi did Whoscored accidentally type 93 instead of 85?
SportsRe: Floyd Mayweather Vs Manny Pacquiao - Boxing by Nihilist: 8:38pm On Apr 25, 2015
50calibre:
Looool really? The Money Team got tired of running scared, they're going down on May 2nd.

You should return to training, why did you stop?
I got knocked out during an amateur fight.

3 rounds, only 150 pounds for the winner.

Woke up concussed and realised that I was risking my life for nothing.

About the fight, Manny is old and a politician and a basketballer.

Floyd can smell victory cos like like Anthony Joshua, he picks fights he can never lose.

Pac lost to Marquez and then got beat by Tim Bradley. Granted Pac came back strong in the rubber, but it already obvious that we're looking at a great in decline

Plus Kennny Bayless is the ref...That's like having two floyds in the ring. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilist: 8:27pm On Apr 25, 2015
coogar:
how did they both agree?
are you an illiterate. whoscored says its 2.7 per game squawka says its 2.47.

even a kid of 5 can see how easily the typo was made. it's easy to type 2.74 as 2.47. it's a typo. i have given you opta's glossary of football terms & yet you are still arguing.

shame on you!
I know that Squawka ony has stats going back to 2012/2013 SO WHERE DID YOU GET YOUR STATS FROM?

Why is it so hard to post a source to backup your bogus claims? grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilist: 8:21pm On Apr 25, 2015
coogar:
is it an error or are you the illiterate we shouldn't allow to reign on this section?



hazard had 85 chances last season, not 95. whoscored's stat was perhaps a typo. 85/35 = 2.4, not 2.7!

squawka is the most accurate sports-site on the planet. they had it as 85 key passes last season for hazard - unfortunately, they were not existing as at 10/11 season.
Lol this is exactly what I was waiting for

Squawka's stat: Hazard 92 chances created, 85 key passes, 7 assists, 2.4 key passes a game.

Whoscored's stat: Hazard 92 chances created, 2.7 key passes a game, 7 assists.

Both sites agree that Hazard had 92 chances per game and 7 assists but are CLEARLY calculating the chances created using DIFFERENT means.

You have posted squawka's breakdown of Hazard's stats total...OYA POST SQUAWKA'S BREAKDOWN OF NANI'S STATS TOTAL grin grin grin
SportsRe: Floyd Mayweather Vs Manny Pacquiao - Boxing by Nihilist: 8:15pm On Apr 25, 2015
I'm a huge pac fan and tried to model my ring movement on him back when I used to train.

Even bought the same hogs as Manny wore against Miguel Cotto. But in this matchup I'm voting by skin..

The Money Team all day

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilist: 8:08pm On Apr 25, 2015
coogar:
i just hate it when stubborn goats like you refuse to bow down to a superior argument - until you drag yourself in the mud to be ridiculed.

how did hazard play 38 league games last season when he missed like 3 games from the top of my head. he didn't play against liverpool, swansea & sunderland towards the end of last season.

but then, nigerians are known to have zero or little retentive memory so i would pardon your ignorance. in case you need to learn the football terms used by heart, this will help you brush your football knowledge.

http://optasports.com/news-area/blog-optas-event-definitions/mbNewsContentTemplate
That was an error. I am watching tv and checked in a hurry. Hazard played 35 games.

2.7 key passes multiplied by 35 games is still 94.5 key passes. Add the 7 assists and you're still looking at 101.5 chances created which clearly doesn't match up

http://www.whoscored.com/Players/33404/History/Eden-Hazard

POST YOUR SOURCE AND STOP CALCULATING DODGY MATHEMATICS
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilist: 7:50pm On Apr 25, 2015
coogar:
it's easy to calculate na.
nani copped 2.4 keypass per game in 10/11. he played 33 games. so he had 79 key passes(passes that were not converted). however he had 14 passes that were converted(assists)

therefore, his total created chances = 79 + 14.

this is simple a-b-c of statistics.
This is why I say you should paste your 'source' instead of calculating dodgy mathematics for us.

Whoscored say Hazard had 2.7 key passes per game and he played 38 games meaning that he had 102 key passes and 109 chances created.

This is what happens if we let illiteracy reign in this section.

PASTE A REPUTABLE SOURCE TO BACK UP YOUR BOGUS CLAIMS.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilist: 7:35pm On Apr 25, 2015
coogar:
you are a bush man.
every pass that results to a shot taken is a created chance. if it scores, it's an assist! if the shot is saved or it goes off target then it's a key-pass.
In other words....an assist is a subset of Chances created No? grin

Can you post the stats for Nani please...considering you've done the same for Hazard?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilist: 7:26pm On Apr 25, 2015
coogar:
he had 79 key passes in 10/11 & 14 assists.

total chances created = assist + key passes.

last season, hazard copped 7 assists, 85 key passes to make it 92 chances created.

like i said, you are an amateur in analysis my stats grin

p.s. the assist count i used for nani is the opta standard, not PL standard. if i use PL standard, nani copped 19 assists that season. 79+19 = 98 total chances created.
Coogar you lie more than Lucifer.

Assists are a subset of chances created. An assist is simply a converted created chance and has already been counted in the Chance created totals.

Unless you're saying an assist is not generated by a created chance.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilist: 7:13pm On Apr 25, 2015
coogar:
buhahaha - all those per game & per app stuff you do is an amateur's way of analysing stats. nani's number of minutes per game is short. you could add nani's minutes in 4 different seasons together that isn't up to hazard's minutes per season.

now, let's look at your claim......

you said hazard created 92 total chances last season but it took him 2,890 league mins to get to that point.

nani created 93 total chances in 10/11 season and it took him just 2,674 league minutes to achieve that.

numbers don't lie, nani is king to hazard!
You are resorting to lies now.

How did Nani create 93 chances in 10/11?

Haba Small small na?

meanwhile Citeh grin grin grin grin Joe Hart is a pipe
Nairaland GeneralRe: The Zone! by Nihilist: 6:58pm On Apr 25, 2015
semitunde:
Lol. I won't call it a curse. More like a burden that is manageable. When the thought process gets too much, I can zone out, contribute in normal chats and forget about the issue for the time being. Let the brain cool down and reset.

Its like installing an app and the computer asks you to restart the system. The app might work without restarting but it won't work well. Things would have to be put in their proper positions to function optimally.
I was being sarcastic cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilist: 6:57pm On Apr 25, 2015
coogar:
since when have wingers been rated via goals scored. assists & final pass are what wingers are known for, the goals are a bonus.

creativity = goals + assists.
don't just use goals scored to measure a winger's creativity otherwise david silva or mata is also a pius ikedia reincarnate.
Hazard created 92 total chances in the league last season. NOBODY else created more chances. Unfortunately, the recipient of these chances was Fernandud Torress.

Nani has never averaged higher than 2.4 key passes per game in the EPL. Hazard is averaging 2.8 this year improving on his 2.7 last season.

So Hazard has more league goals and created more chances than pu Nani Ikedia.

Oya bring another one.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilist: 6:40pm On Apr 25, 2015
coogar:
this is redundant!

only cheats use number of appearances to compare 2 players. how many minutes did nani play in those 147 league appearances in comparison to hazard that always start & finish games.

hazard - 36 goals, 35 assists, 8352 minutes
nani - 25 goals, 56 assists, 9702 mins.

if we put in the factor that hazard has scored 9 goals via awoof penalty & nani has scored 0 from the penalty spot then it's evidently clear that nani is head & shoulders better than hazard.
Lets use your own stats

So despite playing over 1000 minutes less than Nani, Hazard still has 11 goals more than Nani.
Lets remove the '9 goals via awoof penalty' and Hazard still leads on the goal count.

Now to assists:
As you know, it takes 2 players to make an assist. 1 player to create the chance and 1 player to convert. Nani will definitely have more assists because in the 8 Seasons he appeared for united, he has played alongside the most prolific forwards in EPL. Ronaldo, Rooney, Berbatov,and Tevez

Hazard has over half the the total number of Nani's league assists, despite completing only 2 seasons to Nani's 7.

Remember that Nani was playing for the league champions at the peak of their powers while Hazard had been playing for a team lacking a single prolific goal scorer prior to this season.

This is especially apparent in the fact that Hazard created a total 92 chances in the league last season, the highest in the league, but only copped 7 league assists.

Nani's most prolific ever season was 09/10 where he copped 9 goals and 14 assists playing with free scoring Wayne Rooney. Hazard copped 9 goals and 11 assists in his debut season playing with Fernadud Torress

On an individual level, dont ever mention Nani near Hazard. Nani is the real reincarnation of Pius Ikedia
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilist: 4:51pm On Apr 25, 2015
Bundesligabest:
You're a sore cünt. Your nyash is scratching you to get one over Ibime.

No wonder you dey quote me on what has nothing to do with you. If I discuss Fabregas, Oscar vs Sterling or Mikel and Ramires with you, that's between me and you. I close the argument when it's finished.

What a sore cünt would do is go find a conversation between me and someone else in 2013 and start quoting me falsely. In 2013, someone telling me Hazard has contributed more than Nani has nothing to do with you. Hazard had a lot to learn in 2013 while Nani had been the chief instigator of his sides title win. Now is 2015, I'm glad Hazard has improved to that level of being a mover and shaker.

Now what does me saying Xavi is better than Iniesta have to do with you? I'm not here to discuss rugby with you. If you think Iniesta is better than Xavi, lets end thís conversation right now. . . . I can't help you with that.
You sound like a child.

You are denigrating people for their opinions on iniesta, when you were heard voicing a similarly foolish opinion about Nani\Valencia v Hazard back in the day.

All I did was remind you of this, and you've started weeping. Why are you so salty? It's not like I even dissed you.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilist: 4:31pm On Apr 25, 2015
Bundesligabest:
Bros no dey quote me anyhow. Just mind your side.

Im not discussing rugby with you.
You are very foolish for that statement.

When Fabregas hit 31 combined goals and assists, you were very quick to quote and reproduce my post from months ago.

Now I'm reminding you of yet another gaffe, you are crying like a toddler, even as your new moniker bears witness to your opata yarns.

Go and report to Seun that I have quoted you again cheesy

Such childish talk
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilist: 3:50pm On Apr 25, 2015
SailorXY:
& what has Hazard done to compare Nani in EPL grin grin grin
Well, Hazard has scored more league goals for one

Nani 25 league goals in 147 apps over 8 seasons

Hazard 36 league goals in 99 apps over 3 seasons so far

Secondly, Nani has been nominated to PFA team of the year once in 8 seasons, Hazard has been nominated twice in his first two seasons, and is on course to enter again this year.

Focus on individual achievements before you come back with a rebuttal. Remember that Pedro has more team honours than CR7
HealthRe: Be Careful Who You Sleep With by Nihilist: 2:51pm On Apr 25, 2015
Human beings were not designed to be monogamous.

The end goal of every living organism is to survive and propagate by any means possible.

Even the bible alludes to this fact. Gen 1:28: "And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it"
Nairaland GeneralRe: The Zone! by Nihilist: 2:09pm On Apr 25, 2015
semitunde:
Thanks .

It can sometimes be a burden though. The more complex the issue or personality is, the more brain power needed to break it down. It can lead to some serious headache and in some extreme cases brain block and loss of memory.
The travails of being a real life Sherlock eh...

Oh, that such a wonderful gift should carry such a terrible curse...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilist: 10:33am On Apr 25, 2015
Bundesligabest:
Xavi is still underrated now cos a lot of blind dudes crowned Iniesta over him. Who the hell is Iniesta where Xavi dey?
This boy don start again.

I remember when you said Nani\Valencia were better than Hazard o...
Nairaland GeneralRe: The Zone! by Nihilist: 8:47pm On Apr 24, 2015
Justfollowit:
Lol, by mandem do you mean the guys?

If it is, I have my ways. I smile through out when they begin their madness, smile when I am leaving, smile when I see them anywhere else and that is where it ends.

Don't ever underestimate the power of the smile. The advntages are you can't be accused of rudeness, arrogance and labelled an angry black woman. You need to keep than that way cos you might need them someday
Your tone sounds unnecessarily defensive. However, no amount of smiling and feigning niceness can dispel the stereotype...Ask Lana Kane
Nairaland GeneralRe: The Zone! by Nihilist: 8:42pm On Apr 24, 2015
semitunde:
Guy, I no dey collect money for this tin o! shocked

So no tink sey u don spoil my bizness undecided
I'm not sure I follow
Nairaland GeneralRe: The Zone! by Nihilist: 8:34pm On Apr 24, 2015
Justfollowit:
tongue

You are good: D. Thanks

A question for you. How did you know that I have got suitors?
You go to ACS activities...That's like swimming in a shark infested pool. Even if you were a one-eyed,one-legged hag the mandem at ACS would still move to you.
Nairaland GeneralRe: The Zone! by Nihilist: 8:25pm On Apr 24, 2015
Justfollowit:
I am curiouscheesy

Would you mind taking it upon yourself to psycho-analyse my online personalty, please? embarassed
Studies in the UK, not a girlie girl, exhibits some nerdish behaviour.

No boyfriend. There might be suitors, but you either fail to take them serious, or simply lack interest.

That's from your diary.
Nairaland GeneralRe: The Zone! by Nihilist: 7:35pm On Apr 24, 2015
AirborneLacer:
My love for the club grew with time, that's exactly what you need.

You need to develop a strong passion for the club, try to catch their games in your spare time and get to know the players.

Why don't we make the first move on this board by having you at the Official Chelsea Fan thread?

Nihilist is active on that page too, so you're sure to feel at home wink
Na me you wan use as bait?

She should be coming there for you!

Friend zone at 45%

Nairaland GeneralRe: The Zone! by Nihilist: 7:03pm On Apr 24, 2015
E don turn 3 way contest.

Airbornelacer you see your life? Them don wan thief your wife

This will be you in less than 24 hours. Friend zone loading faster than an agbero at mile 12

Nairaland GeneralRe: The Zone! by Nihilist: 10:04pm On Apr 23, 2015
I still dey here like Dele wey just reach house.

Which time action dey start?

I really don't know which one to open...a tub of popcorn or a tub of lube undecided

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